This summer’s Republican sex scandals are hereby christened (with semen) “Endless Cummer.” Thanks for those other foul suggestions, too. So far, this is our perp-perv list of GOPsummer lovers:
Florida state Representative and John McCain campaign co-chair Bob Allen (R-Fat Ass), arrested after offering to suck a dude’s dick, for twenty bucks, in a public bathroom. (The dude was an undercover cop.)
When Republican Senator David Vitter rented prostitutes back home in New Orleans, there was “more than sex” — he liked the hookers to make him wear diapers. And that makes this campaign ad dug up by Talking Points Memo all the more hilarious and disgusting.
Florida state Representative and John McCain campaign co-chair Bob Allen (R-Fat Ass), arrested after offering to suck a dude’s dick, for twenty bucks, in a public bathroom. (The dude was an undercover cop.)
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Florida state Representative and John McCain campaign co-chair Bob Allen (R-Fat Ass), arrested after offering to suck a dude’s dick, for twenty bucks, in a public bathroom. (The dude was an undercover cop.)
Did anyone else catch this one in the comments under the original story?
Oh here's another republican genius leader. "Fort Lauderdale Mayor Jim Naugle says his city has a problem with "homosexual activity" in public restrooms and he has a plan to stop it - robotic toilets that allow occupants to stay inside for only a short time before the door automatically opens."
LMFAO!!! So you pay your freaking quarter to take a healthy shit in private and about the time you squeeze off a log the fucking door pops open and the shitter lid pops up like a jack-in-the-box and give your ball dangling ass the heave ho out the door. Oh yeah, this'll keep those pesky pedophile republicans from attacking our defenseless little children. Hell I feel much better already.
Where the fuck does this country come up with this many morons? It has to be the water man, I mean how pathetically stupid do you have to be to come up with some hair brained scheme like this? Or better yet, how stupid are the morons in Florida not to just run the shit-for-brains over on sight after saying something that fucking stupid? That's it, Jesus Christ, where's the papers?
OMG...I'm damn near PIMP here!
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#10. To: who knows what evil, Jethro Tull, IndieTx, Critter, farmfriend (#7)
Where the fuck does this country come up with this many morons? It has to be the water man, I mean how pathetically stupid do you have to be to come up with some hair brained scheme like this? Or better yet, how stupid are the morons in Florida not to just run the shit-for-brains over on sight after saying something that fucking stupid? That's it, Jesus Christ, where's the papers?
