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Title: My Uncomfortable Experience in a Public Mens Room
Source: KOS
URL Source: http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/8/29/174659/091
Published: Aug 29, 2007
Author: kharma
Post Date: 2007-08-29 23:07:37 by Minerva
Keywords: None
Views: 424
Comments: 28

I was drinking coffee heavily so that I would stay awake and needed to relieve myself pretty badly. I pulled into a rest area, locked the car doors, left the kids sleeping in the car, and went into the restroom. When I entered I noticed it was unoccupied except for a pair of sneakers visible under the second stall.

As I unzipped at one of the urinals and began to relieve my burning bladder I heard a voice say "Hey, what's up?". I looked around and there was no one else in the restroom. After a moments hesitation, I answered "Not much".

A little time went by and he says, "What ya doing?".

I didn't feel very comfortable talking to someone in a stall but I didn't want to be rude and answered, "Uh...we are heading to San Antonio to visit friends."

"Want to come over?", he says.

At this point I am really uncomfortable and I finish up and scoot over to the sink to wash up. "No I don't think so.", I replied. Wow, was this something else. I had never even had someone next to me with a wide stance before and now I've got someone in the stall asking me over!

As I reached for the paper towels to dry my hands I hear, "Hey man, can I call you back? There's some asshole in the bathroom answering every thing I say."

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#1. To: Minerva (#0)

lol!!!!

kiki  posted on  2007-08-29   23:11:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Minerva (#0)

funny ;)

christine  posted on  2007-08-29   23:25:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Minerva, *Humor-Weird News* (#0)

ping

Why settle for the lesser of two evils, vote Cthulhu!

freepatriot32  posted on  2007-08-29   23:30:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Minerva (#0)

"Want to come over?", he says.

I just do not understand. Thankfully. Girls are where its at. Or Ladies. No doubt about it - Ladies - Women Yummy, tempermental partners.

Yeah they can be plenty mink like at times ( as if I know a mink) but men can be a bit difficult as well. So I have been informed. So Ok for that. Let it pass.

And making it in a urine stall with a stranger in an airport ---men or women - I just cannot or will not imagine.

Call me a prude I guess.

"Satan / Cheney in "08"

tom007  posted on  2007-08-29   23:50:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: tom007 (#4)

And making it in a urine stall with a stranger in an airport ---men or women - I just cannot or will not imagine.

I think the whole "dirty" aspect is part of the appeal to those who engage in that kind of behavior.


"every time government grows it is at the expense of personal liberty" - Ron Paul

farmfriend  posted on  2007-08-29   23:54:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Minerva (#0)

LOL! That was good.

Almost as obnoxious as being propositioned in the bathroom is some asshole talking on a cell phone.


"every time government grows it is at the expense of personal liberty" - Ron Paul

farmfriend  posted on  2007-08-29   23:57:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: farmfriend (#5)

I think the whole "dirty" aspect is part of the appeal to those who engage in that kind of behavior.

That must be it - I am so alien to that mind set that it it dosen't register.

Give me women in bikinis etc, I am a fool. Not that you could easily tell the difference.

"Satan / Cheney in "08"

tom007  posted on  2007-08-29   23:58:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: tom007, Minerva, All (#4) (Edited)

I just do not understand. Thankfully. Girls are where its at. Or Ladies. No doubt about it - Ladies - Women Yummy, tempermental partners.

More and more it seems too many men are becoming well, odd.

Either they talk about cunts and whores who want to take all men's money and accuse them of being the root cause of all evil in this nation while they furiously jack off to porn, or they go and sneak around engaging in anal and oral activity with strange males, or more likely both.

I don't know what to make of it all, but it's starting to creep me out.

That is too weird to be going to public restrooms seeking homosexual sex with strangers in bathroom stalls. The only other time I heard about that was when George Michael got busted for it, Kevin Spacey almost got charged, but I thought those were abberations, however it appears to be a secret hobby for too many now.

I'm learning all sorts of new things these days, though I have yet to find out what the wide stance thing is all about pertaining to this trend.

Diana  posted on  2007-08-30   4:07:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Diana (#8)

I'm learning all sorts of new things these days, though I have yet to find out what the wide stance thing is all about pertaining to this trend.

Craiig uses the term “wide stance” because he sets his feet wide apart when he dumps.

The "Grand Old Party" is fast becoming a creepy bathroom joke. Could it be that an inordinate number of homosexuals who seek macho cover for their perversions join the Republican Party? The more successful they become politically, the stronger their sexual urges grow, hence the bathroom incidents, etc.

Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think.

Zoroaster  posted on  2007-08-30   6:02:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Minerva (#0)

Idiots talk on cell phones in the work restrooms all the time. People that NN a cell phone glued to their ear all the time, even walking talking to themselves, are imbeciles.

Law Enforcement Against Prohibition

"There is no 'legitimate' Corporation by virtue of it's very legal definition and purpose."
-- IndieTx

IndieTX  posted on  2007-08-30   9:45:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Diana (#8)

Either they talk about cunts and whores who want to take all men's money and accuse them of being the root cause of all evil in this nation while they furiously jack off to porn, or they go and sneak around engaging in anal and oral activity with strange males, or more likely both.

Dear Diana,

Here's the real truth about men:

1) Men will stick their penises into anything, up to and including the family dog.

2) Most men masturbate furiously to porn because it's a lot easier than luring the dog into the garage.

3) Men are not interested in women and their desires per se; we pretend to be interested because if we do it long enough, sometimes we get to stick our penises into them.

This really should've been covered in 6th grade sex ed.

The "Department of Defense" has never won a war. The "War Department" was undefeated.

Indrid Cold  posted on  2007-08-30   9:55:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Indrid Cold, diana (#11)

Showing your romantic side here.

"Satan / Cheney in "08"

tom007  posted on  2007-08-30   11:30:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: tom007 (#12)

Showing your romantic side here.

Men don't have a romantic side, unless they're gay.

We only act that way in the hopes of sticking our penises into something.

The "Department of Defense" has never won a war. The "War Department" was undefeated.

Indrid Cold  posted on  2007-08-30   11:34:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Indrid Cold (#11)

2) Most men masturbate furiously to porn because it's a lot easier than luring the dog into the garage.

ROTFLMAO!!! That explains those creepy looking guys with carts full of doggie treats (and nothing else) that I see at the store...

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-08-30   11:39:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Indrid Cold (#11)

1) Men will stick their penises into anything, up to and including the family dog.

Would you actually stick it in another guy's butt if you had no woman or dog?

I'm seriously wondering lately if most men are bisexual, but just don't talk about it.

Diana  posted on  2007-08-30   11:44:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Indrid Cold (#11)

animals! :P

christine  posted on  2007-08-30   11:46:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Diana (#15)

Would you actually stick it in another guy's butt if you had no woman or dog?

Think prisons...

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-08-30   11:48:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: christine (#16)

Well...this thread certainly must be one of the highlights of your tenure as administrator of this forum.

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-08-30   11:55:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: who knows what evil (#17)

That's different, I'm talking about normal ordinary guys.

Diana  posted on  2007-08-30   11:58:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Diana (#15)

Would you actually stick it in another guy's butt if you had no woman or dog?

I'd stick it in another man's butt before I stuck it in a dog, actually. Animals are a last resort (for most guys, anyway).

If I lived in a relationship where I couldn't masturbate furiously (no porn allowed in the house or whatever), I'd definitely be getting something on the side.

The "Department of Defense" has never won a war. The "War Department" was undefeated.

Indrid Cold  posted on  2007-08-30   11:59:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Indrid Cold (#20)

Animals are a last resort (for most guys, anyway).

What about shepherds "tending their flocks"?

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-08-30   12:01:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: who knows what evil (#21)

What about shepherds "tending their flocks"?

Or a "furries" convention. Gak.

The "Department of Defense" has never won a war. The "War Department" was undefeated.

Indrid Cold  posted on  2007-08-30   12:04:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Indrid Cold (#13)

Men don't have a romantic side, unless they're gay.

Men do fall in love for real though also, not just gay guys, and according to what I'm hearing most men are at least a little gay anyway if they are willing to stick it in other men's butts if nothing else is available.

Diana  posted on  2007-08-30   12:08:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Diana (#23)

Men do fall in love for real though also

yes they do and i have had very romantic men in my life.

christine  posted on  2007-08-30   12:11:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Diana (#23)

Men do fall in love for real though also, not just gay guys, and according to what I'm hearing most men are at least a little gay anyway if they are willing to stick it in other men's butts if nothing else is available.

Well, of course I'm Wiccan. We're fairly flexible, sexually. And I do think that the gay-straight range is a spectrum, rather than a yes/no switch.

And yes, men do fall in love for other reasons than just wanting to put our penises in you. But we do wish you'd play more video games with us.

The "Department of Defense" has never won a war. The "War Department" was undefeated.

Indrid Cold  posted on  2007-08-30   12:12:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: Indrid Cold, Diana (#11)

1) Men will stick their penises into anything, up to and including the family dog.

Hey, Diana might believe that!

"Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile."

YertleTurtle  posted on  2007-08-30   12:42:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: Indrid Cold (#11)

Jesus Indrid, Buy a steak next time. If you're lucky, the steak will attract a woman. The Dog can be your Plan B.

Dying for old bastards, and their old money, isn't my idea of freedom.

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2007-08-30   14:05:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#27)

LOL.

It's not attracting the women that's the problem, it's getting them to leave once I'm done.

The "Department of Defense" has never won a war. The "War Department" was undefeated.

Indrid Cold  posted on  2007-08-30   14:30:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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