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Title: The Great Mexican Chicken Rodeo
Source: fear, loathing
URL Source: http://.
Published: Oct 10, 2007
Author: Dakmar
Post Date: 2007-10-10 19:11:29 by Dakmar
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Views: 1119
Comments: 18

Upon arriving home today I noticed something strange in my front yard, turned out it was a chicken. Once I got out of the car I saw it was not just a chicken, but a chicken and a rooster. It didn't take long to figure out where they had come from.

I decided it would be much more mature if I tell them their chicken in my yard, eating bugs. They came and got them, after some chasing and insane poultry cackling. My cat ran and hid under my bed and threw up.

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#2. To: Dakmar (#0)

My cat would have said, wow, not only lunch, but they DELIVER!!!

Mekons4  posted on  2007-10-10   19:32:13 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Mekons4 (#2)

My cat would have said, wow, not only lunch, but they DELIVER!!!

Mine said "mrewwww, mou, prrr".

What do you think it means?

Dakmar  posted on  2007-10-10   19:40:03 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Dakmar (#5)

Mine said "mrewwww, mou, prrr".

What do you think it means?

I looked it up. It means, "get in that kitchen and rattle them pots and pans. Bitch."

Mekons4  posted on  2007-10-10   19:55:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Mekons4 (#9)

Why would my cat say that, she has plenty of fresh food and water. I cleaned the litter box last Monday.

Dakmar  posted on  2007-10-10   19:57:22 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#12. To: Dakmar (#10)

sounds like your cat has normal American sensibilities. but the chicken is an illegal alien. We have them in my neighborhood too (cats & chickens).

Red Jones  posted on  2007-10-10 20:43:04 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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