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Title: Four Ways for Hockey Widows to Fight Back.
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Published: Nov 25, 2007
Author: lanne
Post Date: 2007-11-25 09:09:38 by lanne
Keywords: wives, sports, humor
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#1. To: lanne (#0)
Make his hockey experience as realistic as you can for him : When he asks you what`s for dinner on hockey night, put on a baseball cap, toss him a cold hot dog and a warm beer and tell him he owes you ten bucks.
Plan the perfect night : make sure you are the first one to look at the new T.V. guide. Find out what night the game is on and invite his family for dinner.
Timing is everything : Just before the puck is dropped, hand him a pile of phone messages that absolutely must be addressed immediately.
Compromise : For every hour of hockey I have to endure, he is subjected to one hour of decorating. Martha Stewart is a powerful tool.

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