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Title: Missing NY rev. found at Ohio strip club
Source: AP
URL Source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080329 ... t=Ao_x7BpvxgAFEgwAZrnSDupI2ocA
Published: Mar 29, 2008
Author: AP
Post Date: 2008-03-29 19:11:35 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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Views: 142
Comments: 8

RIVERSIDE, Ohio - Police say a pastor who was reported missing from his home in western New York has been found at an Ohio strip club.
A police officer patrolling the K.C. Lounge parking lot Friday morning in the Dayton suburb of Riverside spotted out-of-state license plates on 46-year-old Craig Rhodenizer's car.
The FBI and New York authorities had been searching for Rhodenizer, who disappeared Wednesday after telling his wife he was getting his computer fixed at Best Buy. He is the pastor of a church in Lyndonville, N.Y.
Detective Matt Sturgeon said Rhodenizer was disoriented when confronted by police and said he felt "emotionally guilty."
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#1. To: All (#0)
Detective Matt Sturgeon said Rhodenizer was disoriented when confronted by police and said he felt "emotionally guilty."

...and physically horny

F.A. Hayek Fan posted on 2008-03-29 19:12:02 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: All (#0)
If this guy's wife is anything like the biblethumpers wives are in my town, she weighs 400lbs and wears a permanent expression on her face like she just ate a turd.

F.A. Hayek Fan posted on 2008-03-29 19:14:03 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: Hayek Fan (#1)
"emotionally guilty."
...and physically horny

And intellectually bankrupt.
Guns don't kill people ... Governments do
noone222 posted on 2008-03-29 19:14:40 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#4. To: noone222 (#3)
"emotionally guilty."

I don know.... I just like that. I may have to get into the preaching business, stress on business, to use that line. It oughta work to losen up some wallets or purses, cause no one is going to be sure how to take it.
AND THAT'S MY CHANCE!!! Sorry; OPPORTUNITY!! THAT'S MY OPPORTUNITY!!
When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest. ++++++++++ Attention, Shrub; A life of evil is ultimately a life of wretchedness.
richard9151 posted on 2008-03-29 19:45:05 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#5. To: richard9151 (#4)
I don know.... I just like that.

Go for it!
I've no idea how many evangelical Mexicans there are down there, but, milk them for all they're worth.
Do let us know your TV channel once you're up and running.
Make big bucks, bang the choir boys, and the hot parishioners, and get it all on film for us.
Thanks.

Lod posted on 2008-03-29 20:21:03 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#6. To: richard9151 (#4)
AND THAT'S MY CHANCE!!! Sorry; OPPORTUNITY!! THAT'S MY OPPORTUNITY!!

Yes my son, as Forrest Gump would say, "That's your destiny."
We'll come down there and kick your ass if you don't fulfill it.

Lod posted on 2008-03-29 20:24:08 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#7. To: lodwick (#6)
kick your ass

Dang nab it! Until you got to the kick your ass part I thought I had a live one on the hook!!
When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest. ++++++++++ Attention, Shrub; A life of evil is ultimately a life of wretchedness.
richard9151 posted on 2008-03-29 22:13:47 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#8. To: lodwick (#5)
I've no idea how many evangelical Mexicans there are down there

LOL! Well, however many there may be, the idea is that there ain't near as many as there ought to be..... AND WILL BE/MAY BE!
Do let us know your TV channel once you're up and running.
Of course you understand that the running part may be a more litteral description of what may go on.... given that here abouts they is a slight bit more .... rambuckutious you might say ..... when they thinks someone is telling a tall one....... than they is within the Uni-ted States.....
When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest. ++++++++++ Attention, Shrub; A life of evil is ultimately a life of wretchedness.
richard9151 posted on 2008-03-29 22:19:07 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
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