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Title: Dakmar's Semi-Serious Economic Rescue Plan
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Published: Oct 10, 2008
Author: Dakmar
Post Date: 2008-10-10 18:54:39 by Dakmar
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Views: 1423
Comments: 38

Was sitting at working today stewing over my 401k losing enough overnight to buy a cheap new car, and enough in the past two weeks to buy a faster car (still new) than I have now. Started wondering if borrowing against said rapidly deflating account to pay off balance of mortgage might be feasible, at least I'd own home outright. I understand all the mainstream arguments for putting money into 401 and not borrowing from it, but the way things are going it looks like my retirement will consist of a raisin and any paperclips I might find. Anyway, borrowing against my 401 also entails paying it back, back into the same hands that lost me a V8 Mustang so very recently, only for them to gamble it away again.

Anyway, here's my proposal:

Allow workers bees to withdraw from their 401k account explicitly to pay off or down their mortgage. It will put liquidity into the hands of responsible lenders while investing in the American Dream of home ownership. No penalties shall apply, and the transfer shall be taxed at same rate taxpayer is currently paying. In other words, as long as this money is used to pay mortgage balance, it does not count as extra income for the year.

Please feel free to debate pros and cons of my idea, you cannot hurt my feelings.

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#32. To: Dakmar (#0)

Daft. Things will change when the government is either unable or unwilling to help somebody out.

Tauzero  posted on  2008-10-11   3:00:03 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: Tauzero (#32)

Daft. Things will change when the government is either unable or unwilling to help somebody out.

LOL. I can't take credit for this line as it came from a poster either here or TOS2, but to paraphrase: "I used to think Orwell was a visionary, now I think he was an optimist."

My 401-to-mortgage plan does make sense, doesn't it? That's why it will never happen. DC isn't in the business of governing, they are in the business of ruling for the benefit of The Interests.

Dakmar  posted on  2008-10-12   15:26:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: Dakmar (#35)

My 401-to-mortgage plan does make sense, doesn't it? That's why it will never happen.

No, it doesn't make sense.

My plan, cribbed from Japan: replace blacks and mexicans with robots.

Tauzero  posted on  2008-10-12   19:07:22 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: Tauzero (#37) (Edited)

My plan, cribbed from Japan: replace blacks and mexicans with robots.

Fine plan, actually, except for your misunderestimation of the presumed sentience of kittens and bags of flour. It's always fun to let out a loud, sharp mew just to jolt the bastards.

Dakmar  posted on  2008-10-12   19:17:58 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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