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Title: Dakmars Great Race to the F8%#*g patend office contest
Source: Greed and Silliness
URL Source: http://peter_frampton.com(DearLordNoDon'tReallyGoThere)
Published: Dec 25, 2008
Author: Dakmar
Post Date: 2008-12-25 19:53:56 by Dakmar
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Views: 636
Comments: 13

Tonight's subject is anti-lock braking systems. Are they truly compatable with anti-locking principals? I think not. I've had ABS lock on me several times, even those from respected Nip tin stampers...It's a flaw in the system itself. No one little brakey elf can wake up when all it's little elf friends are asleep.
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#2. To: James Deffenbach, Esso, (#0)
I know I'll be disqualified from competing in the double secret round taking place next spring in Prague, but my guess for the SECRET WORD is: optical mouse

Dakmar posted on 2008-12-25 19:59:55 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
#5. To: Dakmar (#2)
You're thinking you have a dead wheel sensor?

Esso posted on 2008-12-25 20:08:25 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
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#7. To: Esso (#5)
You're thinking you have a dead wheel sensor?

No, all four wheels stopped turning. If all wheels stop on ABS system it stops reacting, I've had it happen many a time, icy parking lot, at slow speeds, but it occurred to me that the same thing could happen at 40, 50, however fast on icy roads. A simple little imager like in optical mouse could detect such a situation.

Dakmar posted on 2008-12-25 20:14:41 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
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