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Amish man seeks buggy sex.
Post Date: 2011-07-20 23:34:30 by Armadillo
JUNE 21--An Amish man who sent hundreds of sexually charged text messages to a 12-year-old girl was arrested last week when he drove a horse and buggy to an Indiana restaurant where he had arranged a rendezvous with the child, according to police. In one text, Yoder told the girl that, “the proposed sex act would happen inside the buggy,” according to a Connersville Police Department report. Yoder’s contact with the girl began with a random text sent to her phone. When the child’s parents learned of their daughter’s contact with Yoder, they took control of her phone and continued communicating with Yoder, who sent about 600 texts, as well as nude photos and explicit ...

Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
Post Date: 2011-07-16 08:00:26 by Esso
"Sir, thank you for cooperating with TSA regulations, but this is the 6th time you've been through security. You really don't need to come back here anymore." NASHVILLE INT’L AIRPORT — A Wyoming man walked through a TSA checkpoint with a raging erection on Tuesday, daring TSA officers and even fellow passengers to give him an invasive pat down. “I’m next,” Warren Kelvin, 34, screamed as he pushed to the front of the security line. According to TSA officials, Kelvin had ingested two Viagra and wore sweatpants without boxers for his Southwest flight from Nashville to Phoenix. “I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,” said Amanda ...

Turtle Makes the Sign of the Cross
Post Date: 2011-06-30 12:21:34 by Turtle
I was walking my dog yesterday when I saw a 250-pound woman wearing lime-green pants bent over in her yard pointing her ass at me. I was so horrified I had to make the Sign of the Cross. So things are just so hideous they should be illegal.

The Wannabe Ninjas
Post Date: 2011-06-22 11:34:41 by Turtle
The time: right about now. The location: these days, just about any place in the United States. The characters: an accountant, a Chevy Cavalier, a poodle, and several police dressed completely in black, just like ninjas in a cheap kung fu film. Wannabe Ninjas: BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! Accountant (getting out of car): What the heck is this? (He looks down and counts all the holes in him.) You idiots just shot me 54 times! I'm not going to survive this, you know! And I've got a wife and two young daughters! Head Wannabe Ninja: You're a drug dealer! Accountant: I am not! I'm an accountant! See the horn-rimmed glasses, the pocket protector and the tidy little mustache? ...

The Twisted Mind of Philip Roth
Post Date: 2011-06-21 16:52:35 by Turtle
I don't know how the churlish and ignoble Philip Roth remains upright, the way his moral compass is spinning so madly. The author, who made his name with the more-than-a-little-semi-pornographic "Portnoy's Complaint," which titillated a 12-year-old me and my classmates so much the teacher confiscated the book, has now with his last novel (I hope), "The Plot Against America," used this farrago of vitriol to spin himself right into a place where good is evil, and evil, good. I'll wager that George Orwell would have seen Roth's book as an example of Lies are Truth, Ignorance is Strength and War is Peace (and in Roth's case, Cowardice is Bravery). The ...

Britain Is More Germanic Than It Thinks
Post Date: 2011-06-20 16:24:51 by Turtle
The fear of a violent conquest of their country is deeply engrained in the English psyche. One of the likely reasons for this fear is that their ancestors committed this misdeed themselves. According to the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle, two Germanic tribesmen, Hengist and Horsa, came ashore on the coast of Kent in southeast England in the year 449. They had sailed 600 kilometers (372 miles) down the coast from their native North Frisia, and had then made the crossing to a green and pleasant Britain. The country they encountered was a cultivated place. Emperor Claudius had declared the island a Roman province in 43 A.D., and had introduced theaters and paved streets. There were 30,000 people ...

Black Lesbian Gangs Raping Young Girls
Post Date: 2011-06-18 17:33:09 by Jack

Judgement day: Weiner's wife returns home to confront errant husband as new images emerge showing congressman cross dressing and 'oiled up'
Post Date: 2011-06-15 12:54:59 by christine
Beleaguered congressman Anthony Weiner is set to face his humiliated wife Huma Abedin after she arrived at the family home in Washington home earlier today. Democrat leaders hope the pregnant Mrs Abedin will force her scandal ridden husband to resign - something he has resisted despite calls to quit from his party and President Obama. Her arrival comes as a fresh set of images emerged demonstrating the shamed congressman's early appetite for exhibitionism as a cross-dressing teenager. Read more: Click for Full Text!

Did Weiner Tweet His Weiner?
Post Date: 2011-05-29 17:31:04 by Jethro Tull
Did Weiner Tweet His Weiner? Weiner says his Twitter and other accounts were hacked.HT: Big Journalism New York Democrat Congressman, Anthony Weiner, claims a picture of an erect penis sent to a woman from his Twitter account was the result of an Internet hacking. The photo was on Weiner57;s account at the online photo storage site yfrog, which was linked to the congressman57;s verified Twitter account. NSFW pic below! The woman, whose identity is being protected, got the obscene pic of an erect penis in a pair of briefs from Weiner via Twitter late Saturday night. The picture in question. 60;Confusion reigns online as puzzled Weiner followers wonder what occurred to Weiner’s ...

Angelenos furious over special 'Gold Card' for traffic tickets
Post Date: 2011-05-20 17:13:44 by noone222
Los Angeles residents are up in arms over the existence of the "Gold Card," a plastic parking bureau card distributed to city offices that includes a special phone number. The obscure Gold Card Services Desk allowed the mayor and other elected officials to expedite citation reviews. On the back, the card notes that the holder may have an "urgent need to resolve any parking citation matter which requires special attention." It promises "you will be immediately connected to our Gold Card Specialist." A report released Thursday by City Controller Wendy Greuel found that about 1,000 Los Angeles city parking citations were dismissed over a two-year period -- ...

Local pastor made up elaborate Navy SEAL tale
Post Date: 2011-05-10 17:10:41 by freepatriot32
In the wake of the dramatic Navy SEAL raid on Osama bin Laden's compound earlier this month, it was perhaps to be expected that some expansive soul would step forward to claim the prestige of a fabricated tour as a SEAL for himself. Such tall tales are not uncommon, after all, amid high-profile military actions. This time the exposed fabricator was a preacher--though at least one person who monitors this brand of public lie notes that members of the clergy are often tempted into such misrepresentations. More curious still, the prevaricator in question seems to have lifted at least some details of his account from the 1992 Steven Seagal SEAL-themed blockbuster, "Under Siege." ...

“Worse than A Crime—A Blunder”: Ron Paul’s Tragic Turnaround On Immigration
Post Date: 2011-05-02 14:54:10 by Prefrontal Vortex
“Worse than A Crime—A Blunder”: Ron Paul’s Tragic Turnaround On Immigration By Washington Watcher Congressman Ron Paul’s apparent entry into the presidential race will certainly be welcomed by many on the anti-Establishment “Alternative Right”. Paul’s heterodox views on foreign policy and the Federal Reserve, along with his consistent opposition to government spending, had earned him an army of loyal supporters since before his long-shot presidential campaign in 2008. (Indeed, columnist and patriotic immigration reform leader Rev. Chuck Baldwin has just proclaimed: “The Tea Parties Now Have Their Man.”) wrote ...

Christian Zionism Concoction Of Distortions, Half-Truths And Emotionally-Potent Oversimplifications Of Scripture
Post Date: 2011-04-27 22:08:30 by Original_Intent
Christian Zionism Concoction Of Distortions, Half-Truths And Emotionally-Potent Oversimplifications Of ScripturePosted by keith on Apr 27, 2011 | 5 Comments Craig Nielsen I converted to the Christian faith some 13 years ago and the overwhelming nature of the love of God in Christ for myself and all of humanity (with particular emphasis on the despised of society) left a mark on me that inspires me every single day of my life. Over the years, I have seen a number of spiritual fads and movements in the Church come and go and have come to terms with the fact that many leaders of the Christian Church are poorly theologically educated. I have also come to know that some denominations of the ...

ROYAL PAINS in der butt - Video re: WEDDING
Post Date: 2011-04-27 07:27:34 by noone222
Poster Comment:Author's name changed w/o permission just for the Jones bashers !!!

Ayn Rand, Proto-Fascist
Post Date: 2011-04-23 11:20:17 by Turtle
What a philosophy claims and what it delivers are often two different things. Marxism was supposed to create a heaven on earth but instead created a hell. I think Ayn Rand’s philosophy, Objectivism, would also create a hell on earth. Rand divided people into two groups: her perfect John Galtian heroes, and everyone else – whom she described as “sub-humans” living in “a hell.” She projected all “evil” onto her “looters” and “parasites” and reserved all goodness for her heroes. Such a division does not exist in real life. In fact, this division into human/sub-human is one of the foundations of all wars. This all-good/all-bad split ...

Glenn Beck at the Chicago Theatre: Beck 2.0 is a preacher man, not a right-wing pundit
Post Date: 2011-04-15 18:28:48 by noone222
“I really believe Chicago is the nicest city in America,” a grinning Glenn Beck said from the stage of the town's namesake theater Thursday night. “Now if we could just get rid of all the commies and progressives, we'd be set.” That stuff is red meat for his demographic and Beck knows it. He obliged with a quick endorsement of his 2012 dream team: Allen West (president), Michele Bachmann (vice president) and Ron Paul (secretary of the treasury). He proffered his fervent declaration that he would rather “scoop his eye out with spoons” than join in one of the fundraisers for President Barack Obama (whom he called a Marxist), that were taking place in ...

CBS News Washington Bureau Chief Was an FBI Snitch
Post Date: 2011-04-05 18:41:46 by noone222
The Center for Public Integrity is reporting that an unnamed former ABC News journalist was an FBI informant during and after the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing, passing along tips and revealing a source. We know who it is. According to an FBI memo obtained by the Center, a nameless ABC News journalist contacted the FBI on the evening of the bombing to pass along information he had heard from a source: That the "bombing was sponsored by the Iraqi Special Services" and that two more attacks in Los Angeles and Houston were imminent. The Center didn't name the informant, but we've learned he was Christopher Isham, who is now a vice president at CBS News and the network's ...

LibertyPost accuses Ron Paul of hacking into it [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-04-01 14:09:37 by FormerLurker
#196. To: Goldi-Lox (#193) See! I reged as WhiteSands , no space for a reason. Apparently Anonymous has teamed with Ron Paul to swarm this site. They don't have to hack to throw a password cracker at a log in. WhiteSands posted on 2011-04-01 12:24:48 ET Reply Trace Poster Comment:Hmmm, I wonder if the Ron Paul people might be interested in a lawsuit against that site for libel and slander.

CIA Psychologist's Notes Reveal True Purpose Behind Bush's Torture Program
Post Date: 2011-03-29 14:29:49 by Original_Intent
CIA Psychologist's Notes Reveal True Purpose Behind Bush's Torture Program One of the architects of the government's top-secret torture program said detainees were brutalized -- and not just to obtain intelligence. March 22, 2011  |   Bush administration officials have long asserted that the torture techniques used on "war on terror" detainees were the last resort in an effort to gain actionable intelligence to thwart pending terrorist attacks against the United States and its interests abroad.But the handwritten notes obtained exclusively by Truthout drafted two decades ago by Dr. John Bruce Jessen, the psychologist who was under contract ...

Abercrombie & Fitch sells padded bikini tops to young girls
Post Date: 2011-03-28 07:33:25 by PSUSA
BOSTON -- Abercrombie and Fitch is known for its racy ads for adults. But some say they went too far by trying to sell push-up bathing suits to young girls. Push-up bras and bathing suits are certainly not unusual or shocking - except when they’re made for little girls. “That’s weird. There’s no need for that,” said Allie Ellis. “They don’t need push-up bras! They don’t even need bras,” said another woman. It’s the latest shocker from Abercrombie and Fitch - long known for pushing the envelope when it comes to sexuality and teens. The push-up tops are made for girls as young as 7-years-old. “I just don’t think that ...

Yukon Drops the Soap [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-03-27 13:14:48 by JRiggs
Title: New favorite website Source: Gun broker URL Source: Published: Mar 27, 2011 Author: yukon Post Date: 2011-03-27 01:39:54 by yukon Views: 490 Comments: 45 For shooting and killing. Addicting and no libturds!

Brazil Child Sex Tourism Resource with Timeline
Post Date: 2011-03-26 16:21:22 by Original_Intent
Brazil Child Sex Tourism Resource with TimelineNews Type: Event — Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:06 AM EDTworld-news, abc-news, royal-order-of-jesters, child-sex-tourism, sandy-frost, richard-schair, maria-lucia-gomes-de-souza, rede-recordBy Sandy FrostBrazilian Federal Police badge.Photo courtesy of Credit: "Not for Sale" courtesy of Eco.Soul..IntellectualPhoto Credit: "Child-Sex Tourists Don't Turn Away. Turn Them In." courtesy of Alex Steffler.Richard Schair, photo credit courtesy of Editor’s Note and Disturbing Content Warning: These materials are presented as ...

The Horror of Unit 731
Post Date: 2011-03-19 15:49:10 by Turtle

Foundations of Evil
Post Date: 2011-03-09 16:03:57 by Original_Intent
Foundations of Evil By Cassandra AndersonMarch 8, 2011 Foundations, Depopulation & the Taxpayer Many "philanthropic" foundations have been used in America as a tax dodge to protect family fortunes, to polish tarnished images of robber barons and worst of all, to make the public fund depopulation and other detrimental policies that benefit the controlling elite.  Some tax-funded depopulation programs include vaccines, genetically modified (GM) crops and "reproductive rights" which is a euphemism for abortion, birth control and sterilization under the elites' eugenics programs.  Incredibly, the public is paying for its own demise!  This ...

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