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O.J. Simpson dead at 76 after battle with cancer, family announces
Post Date: 2024-04-11 17:31:30 by BTP Holdings

San Franciscans Continue Crapping In The Street In Honor Of 49ers Crapping The Bed
Post Date: 2024-02-12 03:39:14 by Ada

Hillary Clinton Seen At Bass Pro Shops Buying New Sniper Rifle
Post Date: 2024-01-05 09:15:54 by Ada
HANOVER, MD — Former presidential candidate and First Lady Hillary Clinton was seen at a local Bass Pro Shops strolling up and down the aisles looking to buy from the store's selection of sniper rifles. Sources close to the Clintons say her visit to the hunting and fishing store has nothing to do with the recent public release of court records listing powerful clients of the late human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, but that the former Secretary of State just really loves the Second Amendment. "I'm gonna need a high-power scope for this bad boy," said Clinton while hefting a bolt-action Mk 17 Mod 3 onto the gun counter in front of a visibly nervous employee. "My ...

Budweiser - One Last Ride - Dale Earnhardt Jr [My favorite commercial ever]
Post Date: 2023-12-06 03:21:48 by Esso
The original song... Dale Earnhardt's fatal crash @ DaytonaPoster Comment:I was a NASCAR fan until the Bubba Wallace noose hoax.

Post Date: 2023-11-24 09:07:56 by Esso
Powder is a whole new beast when it comes to snowboarding. It’s opposite of what you’re used to. Instead of staying centered on your board you have to lean back and keep that tip up so you don’t dig the nose and tomahawk into the snow. Let alone trying to get back up in powder is easily ten times harder than normal and the worst part of riding powder. Watching Cash listen to our directions, apply it and then understand that feeling of why we all chase powder days is beyond special. We can’t wait to watch her powder game continue to improve and take over as it does to every snowboarder. This video was from August 2022 when little Cashy was only 5 years old. One of her ...

God Rewards Only Team That Doesn't Have A Pride Night With World Series Win
Post Date: 2023-11-02 08:40:50 by Ada
PHOENIX, AZ — The Lord has granted a World Series championship to the Texas Rangers, the one and only Major League Baseball team to not host a Pride Night. "We're so grateful to be champions, and also to not have to be involved in all that weird gay stuff," said manager Bruce Bochy. "Pride Night cometh before the fall, as they say." After over fifty years of championship futility, the Texas Rangers finally captured the World Series title in the same year the team became the final Major League holdout on hosting Pride Night. Despite mounting pressure as the remaining 29 MLB teams honored satanic drag queens, the Texas Rangers held firm. Now, after being ...

Had More Power Than Tyson... One Punch Knockouts and the True Story of Tommy Morrison
Post Date: 2023-10-29 18:32:36 by BTP Holdings
Tommy Morrison will forever remain one of the most tragic figures throughout pugilistic history. In the 90s the blond giant with a chiseled silhouette was the embodiment of a knockout machine. But the prominent heavyweight’s career was cut short in the prime of his potential, suddenly and irrevocably. Today we remember the legendary power and dramatic path of boxing’s "great white hope".

Biden Admin Blew Up Nord Stream Because US Feared Losing Primacy in Western Europe - Sy Hersh
Post Date: 2023-09-26 11:35:48 by Ada
The Nord Stream pipelines, built to deliver gas under the Baltic Sea from Russia to Germany, were hit by explosions in September 2022. The pipeline's operator, Nord Stream AG, said that the damage was unprecedented and it was impossible to estimate the time repairs might take. The administration of US President Joe Biden decided to sabotage the Nord Stream and Nord Stream 2 gas pipelines due to fears of losing its influence over Germany, and Western Europe as a whole, amid the supply of cheap Russian gas to the European continent, Pulitzer Prize-winning US investigative journalist Seymour Hersh said in an article on Substack, noting that the incident had nothing to do with the ...

Bring back the Washington Redskins, Native American group says
Post Date: 2023-08-16 08:43:13 by Ada
A couple of years ago, at the height of Peak Wokesterism, virtue- signallers insisted that the Washington-based professional football team, the Washington Redskins, change their name, claiming it was offensive to Native Americans. Turns out the wokesters didn't seem to know much about what Native Americans thought of this, and apparently none of them asked. Now a Native American group has decided to speak up. According to the New York Post: The name of the football team playing in Washington D.C. is once again under question. A group called the Native American Guardian’s Association (NAGA) is demanding the Washington Commanders change their name back to the Redskins, ...

Gang violence update: another SWAT raid fatality
Post Date: 2023-08-12 10:50:47 by Ada
“There’s a whole lot of things that goes (sic) into the judgment about what is the way to conduct arrests safely and securely.” — Christopher Wray On the morning of August 9th, at approximately 6 am, a SWAT team conducted a raid on the home of 75-year-old Craig Robertson. Robertson, a 300-pound Air Force veteran, had difficulty walking and used a cane. This fact alone would make an assassination attempt extremely difficult. However, he claimed to own a sniper rifle and his threats should not have been disregarded. Agents were attempting to serve him with an arrest warrant. Robertson was charged with making internet threats on the life of the president and other ...

Duran Duran - Ordinary World (Official Music Video)
Post Date: 2023-08-10 03:41:20 by Esso
Poster Comment:I'm cryin' over dead Marines.

Trump Indicted For Mocking US Womenís Soccer
Post Date: 2023-08-08 09:27:48 by Ada
U.S. — Former President Trump is facing yet another indictment, this time for mocking U.S. Women's soccer after their embarrassing loss to Sweden over the weekend. "The sanctity of U.S. Women's soccer is never to be made fun of," said Special Council Jack Smith after reading the charges. "Every one of those highly attractive and beautiful women is both stunning and brave. We believe Trump violated the constitution somehow by making fun of them on Truth Social, and we will prove it as soon as we can figure out which law he broke." According to sources, Trump posted the words "Nice shot Megan" shortly after Megan Rapinoe's terrible shot ...

Baseball Fan Goes Viral After Striking Out With Woman During Live Broadcast
Post Date: 2023-07-04 12:33:57 by BTP Holdings
Baseball Fan Goes Viral After Striking Out With Woman During Live Broadcast by Mike Vance | June 28, 2023 In Omaha, exhilaration filled the air as LSU Tigers fans were overcome with joy at the end of the fifth inning. With a commanding 10-2 lead in the deciding Game 3 of the College World Series against the Florida Gators on Monday night, their team seemed destined for their first championship since 2009. Celebrations erupted among fans, with intense hugging, loud cheering, and the sheer enjoyment of what appeared to be an impending victory. However, the jubilation was not universal among all Tigers' supporters when the final out of the inning was declared at Charles Schwab Field. ...

Glock 27: This Might Be the Glock Gun You Donít Like
Post Date: 2023-06-12 20:32:08 by BTP Holdings
Glock 27: This Might Be the Glock Gun You Don’t Like Story by Christian Orr • 12 June 2023 Glock G27. Image Credit: Creative Commons. © Provided by 1945 Earlier this week, our editor asked me which Glock pistols I hadn’t reviewed yet. I replied something along the lines of, “Well, let’s see, there’s the Glock 30S .45 ACP, the Glock 27 .40 cal, and the Glock 19X 9mm.” Naturally, she asked me to review them all. As our longtime readers have realized, I’m quite the Glock fanboy, so I was only too happy to oblige. I am not, however, a big fan of the .40 S&W cartridge, although I do acknowledge its effectiveness. I carried two different ...

Election-Rigging from Abroad? I Am Shocked, Shocked!
Post Date: 2023-02-25 09:51:38 by Ada
Forget about the stories about the Israeli judicial reforms. Its critics are exaggerating, but now we have another exaggeration about Israel floating up to the top of the news. Some Israelis – supposedly affiliated with a firm called Team Jorge – have been caught rigging elections. My first reaction to that was to remember that line in Casablanca where Captain Renault tells Rick, “I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here,” just as a waiter comes up to the captain, and says, “Your winnings, sir.” This “groundbreaking” exposé from the Guardian, in Britain uncovered an Israeli firm hacking elections. Three ...

Cleveland Browns Thankful To No Longer Be Largest Disaster In Ohio
Post Date: 2023-02-19 10:15:40 by Ada
CLEVELAND, OH — The NFL's Cleveland Browns are reportedly breathing a collective sigh of relief now the devastating derailment and subsequent toxic chemical release in East Palestine means that their franchise is no longer considered the largest train wreck in Ohio. "For decades, we've been considered the biggest, most horrific disaster in the state," said Browns General Manager Andrew Berry. "Even though we feel absolutely awful about what's happening in East Palestine, we'd be lying if we weren't at least a little bit grateful to now be considered the second-largest catastrophe in the state." Predicted to be a serious contender by many fans ...

The Pat Tillman Story Was Hijacked During the Super Bowl
Post Date: 2023-02-14 08:01:41 by Ada
One journalist reminded readers that the NFL star and Army Ranger "called the Iraq invasion and occupation 'fucking illegal' and was killed by friendly fire in an incident the military covered up and tried to hide from his family." Advocates of peace, truth, and basic human decency on Sunday excoriated the National Football League's "whitewashing" of former Arizona Cardinal and Army Ranger Pat Tillman's death in Afghanistan by so-called "friendly fire" and the military's subsequent cover-up – critical details omitted from a glowingly patriotic Super Bowl salute. As a group of four Pat Tillman Foundation scholars chosen as honorary ...

Rookie Trans Woman Picks The One Sport Where Biological Women Actually Have An Advantage
Post Date: 2023-01-31 08:24:56 by Ada
FINLAND — Despite making history as the first trans figure skater, 57- year-old trans woman Minna-Maaria Antikainen clumsily fell and needed assistance rising from the ice amid swelling orchestral music and spotlights last week. Analysts say Antikainen's strategy was "ill- advised" because it involved a biological male picking the one sport where biological women have a natural advantage. "Aw man--classic rookie mistake!" said local gender surgeon Cletus McCrosby to reporters. "Everyone knows that if a biological man wants to dominate in a woman's sport, the last sport you want to choose is one that requires natural feminine grace and beauty. I always ...

NHL Player Says If He Wanted To Support The Gays He'd Be Playing Soccer
Post Date: 2023-01-22 08:59:33 by Ada
PHILADELPHIA, PA — NHL star Ivan Provorov declined to participate in the Philadelphia Flyers' Pride Night or wear a rainbow-colored jersey, saying if he wanted to support the gay agenda he would have played soccer instead of hockey. "Listen, man, I got nothing against the gays," said Provorov to a crowd of outraged sports writers as the rest of his team pranced across the ice gracefully in their colorful outfits. "But I ain't wearing that thing. Let's leave all that gay stuff in soccer where it belongs. Also, I believe in God and stuff, and I don't want to disobey him, so there's that." The sports world expressed unbridled outrage at the ...

"Put yo Chain On, Nigga"
Post Date: 2022-11-16 09:54:23 by Ada
How Dave Chappelle turned anti-Semitism into a joke “No black man becomes a millionaire without friendship in the Jewish community.” Minister Louis Farrakhan “So, fuck them motherfucking Jews, my nigga. Heil Hitler.” Charleston White speaking in support of Kanye West “Put yo chain on, nigga. Welcome back.” Dave Chappelle The Kyrie Irving incident seemed at first glance to be the classic example of hysterical Jewish over-reaction leading to the exact opposite of what the Jews intended to bring about. In response to a basketball player recommending a recent movie—From Hebrews to Negroes—which was available on Amazon, the Jewish CHEKA, otherwise ...

America Recommends Kim Jong-Un Test Nukes On Astros-Phillies World Series
Post Date: 2022-10-30 09:41:28 by Ada
NORTH KOREA — Through diplomatic channels, America has offered for Kim Jong-Un to test out his nuclear arsenal at the next Astros-Phillies World Series game. "No pressure, we just wanted to let you know it's available," said the communique. "If you're looking for ground zero, maybe shoot for the Astros' dugout? Or the Phillies' dugout. Honestly, we don't care." Tensions have ratcheted up in North Korea recently as Kim Jong-Un has threatened neighbors with yet another missile test. "We hope our generous offer to nuke the Astros will defuse the situation on the Korean peninsula," said diplomat Hao-Yun Lee. "Obviously Kim Jong-Un ...

Verdict In: Cleveland Fans Largely Rejected Guardians Name
Post Date: 2022-10-04 05:14:14 by Bill D Berger
Outkick blogger Ian Miller blames the team’s attendance problem on its name change. “The history and connection between the organization and fans was developed as the Cleveland Indians, which was mostly unceremoniously discarded when political pressure became too much for team ownership to handle,” he wrote.  “There may be other possible explanations, but with many of the previous excuses; i.e. poor weather, or mediocre on-field play falling by the wayside, it seems one of the more likely reasons,” Miller added.  Polling has repeatedly, overwhelmingly found that Americans in general and Native Americans in particular support Indian nicknames for ...

GASSERS in Motion! Raw Action from Southeast Gassers in Knoxville
Post Date: 2022-10-01 21:14:29 by X-15
Southeast Gassers Association - "For all the Race Fans only $20 to Come through the Gate and you can spend time in the Pits with some of the Top Gassers in the World and watch 1967 Style Drag Racing with Straight Axles, Four Speeds, Wheels in the Air and First to the Finish Line Wins exciting Action." GASSERS in Motion! Raw Action from Southeast Gassers in Knoxville Poster Comment:The gold early 30's coupe 'Southern Flyer' is one to watch, it hauls ass.

MLB Star Sends Fierce Memo to Canada, Defends Decision to Miss Games Due to Vaccine Policy
Post Date: 2022-07-15 22:55:11 by BTP Holdings
MLB Star Sends Fierce Memo to Canada, Defends Decision to Miss Games Due to Vaccine Policy By Abby Liebing July 13, 2022 at 3:44pm Phillies catcher J.T. Realmuto and three other players will be unavailable for a two-game series in Toronto due to Canada’s COVID-19 vaccine policy. The three-time All-Star Realmuto is not vaccinated. But missing the Toronto games and losing pay, as a result, is not swaying him. “I’m not going to let Canada tell me what I do and don’t put in my body for a little bit of money,” Realmuto said in an interview with NBC Sports. “It’s just not worth it.” Realmuto is joined on the restricted list by infielder Alec Bohm ...

Colin Kaepernick Transitions In Order To Make Carolina Panthers Cheer Squad
Post Date: 2022-06-07 22:42:35 by Bill D Berger
CHARLOTTE, NC—Colin Kaepernick has made his way back into the NFL as a cheerleader for the Carolina Panthers. He will be the team's first African American Transgender Poly-Bi Cheerleader and will be joining the team on road games. "I'm excited to be on the team!" said Kaepernick, weakened by a series of surgeries and hormone injections. "After I insulted the organization and called all the fans racist, I wasn't sure I'd be welcomed back, but I was finally able to contort my body into such a victimized form that they had no choice but to hire me.""It's a dream come true!"Panthers coach Matt Rhule was not part of the ...

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