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COMEY PRAISES BRAVE F.B.I. AGENTS WHO HAD TO TOUCH ANTHONY WEINER’S COMPUTER
Post Date: 2016-10-30 12:49:30 by Ada
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—James Comey, the embattled director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, presided over a special ceremony on Friday evening to commend the brave F.B.I. agents who had to touch Anthony Weiner’s computer. In awarding the commendations to the agents, whom Comey called “the bravest men and women this country has to offer,” the F.B.I. director criticized the political uproar that he said had overshadowed “their selfless acts of heroism.” “These agents have performed far and beyond the call of duty,” a visibly angry Comey said. “I know we’re eleven days away from an election and tensions are running high, but ...
The Amish In America Commit Their Vote To Donald Trump; Mathematically Guaranteeing Him A Presidential Victory (satire)
Post Date: 2016-10-26 21:23:48 by X-15
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COLUMBUS, OH (AP) — History was made today in Columbus, Ohio when more than 3 million Amish poured into the city to see the American Amish Brotherhood (AAB), an organization which acts as an informal governing body for the Amish community, endorse Donald Trump for president. That number represents a significant portion of the total Amish population, which the United States Census Bureau says numbers more than 20 million men and women nationwide all pledging their vote to Trump for President. With the full force of the Amish community behind him, Donald Trump is now mathematically guaranteed to win the presidency in November. The organization typically meets once a year and the ...
God Bless The USA! - Lee Greenwood, 1984 - (I Still love this song)
Post Date: 2016-10-15 21:23:59 by Artisan
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How could anyone not love this song? Why you'd have to be a commie not to dig it. Regardless of all this country's problems it is still by far the best place to live. We still have the 1st and 2A, and the fighting spirit of liberty, which is inherent in American culture and much more than ANY other country has.
YOU CAN FOLLOW SIZZLERGUY ON TWITTER.!!
Post Date: 2016-10-14 20:35:39 by sizzlerguy
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Rival chefs battle in sushi restaurant knife fight
Post Date: 2016-10-13 11:32:40 by X-15
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A knife fight broke out at a Long Island sushi restaurant Friday, with one angry chef nearly turning a rival into human sashimi. The violence at the Ichiban Sushi restaurant on Montauk Highway in Oakdale left one of the kitchen combatants so sliced up, he had to be rushed to Southside Hospital. His injuries were not life threatening, police said. Police busted Kong Chen for assault. It was not clear what caused tempuras to flare. “It’s OK. Everything is OK. No problem,” manager Jack Chen assured The Post. “One was sushi chef, one was kitchen chef,” Chen said. “They were both new.” He added, “I don’t know what happened, but everything is ...
Nick Jonas Spotted With Playboy Model in Hawaii
Post Date: 2016-09-28 07:14:42 by BTP Holdings
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Nick Jonas Spotted With Playboy Model in Hawaii by Jackie Willis September 27, 2016 View photos Nick Jonas looked quite comfortable lounging next to his swimsuit-clad friend in Honolulu, Hawaii. The 24-year-old star is currently on the island to film Jumanji, and enjoyed some down time with a beautiful brunette. A source tells ET that the mystery woman is 31-year-old Italian model Sarah Duque Lovisoni. In 2014, Lovisoni was the cover girl for Playboy Italy, and she’s also appeared in campaigns for Nikon, Wonderbra, La Perla , Alberto Ferretti and Roberto Cavalli. She currently lives between Los Angeles, California, and Milan, Italy. Click for Full Text!Poster Comment:I guess money ...
Freedom4um Future [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2016-09-26 13:49:17 by Pinguinite
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As I think most everyone here knows, 4um is currently on borrowed time. Christine, who founded this site is no longer here, and it's continued existence is by her graces alone, for the time being. At least as far as I know. My understanding is that 4um will be permitted to continue until the Nov election, but soon after that, the plug may be pulled. I expect that would happen with little to no explicit warning, meaning that any of us who wish to stay in contact may permanently lose the opportunity to do so unless alternate contact info is exchanged in advance. In my last communication with Christine, I offered to take responsibility for 4um until the general election, but with no ...
Hillary Clinton Statement About 9/11
Post Date: 2016-09-20 16:01:03 by X-15
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Heaven's Policy Change
Post Date: 2016-09-17 18:39:30 by dabooda
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Heaven's Policy Change It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so it was decided to change the admittance policy. The new policy was that in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day on the day that you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the next day. So, the next day at 12:01 the first person came to the gates of Heaven. The Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, promptly asked the man, "Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when you died." "No problem," the man said. "I came home to my 25th-floor apartment on my lunch hour and caught my wife having an affair. But her lover was nowhere in ...
Magic Frog
Post Date: 2016-09-15 00:23:19 by dabooda
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MAGIC FROG A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron.." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think ...
A Political Joke
Post Date: 2016-09-07 11:24:04 by Turtle
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Too bad Barney Frank wasn't running for President with Jill Stein as Vice President. Then they'd be Frank & Stein.
New Yorkers these days arenÂ’t having much sex
Post Date: 2016-08-29 09:09:48 by Ada
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We’re the city that never sleeps . . . with anyone. Big Apple denizens have gone from the digital age back to the Victorian era when it comes to sex, with more adults — even young ones — remaining abstinent, a Post analysis of city Health Department data shows. Nearly a third of all of the city’s adults said they had not had intercourse or oral sex in a year, according to the latest 2014 statistics. That was the highest number since 2002, when the department first started keeping public records on the question. The “Sexless & and City’’ number was even higher — 32.7 percent — among young adults ages 18 to 24, according ...
College Kids Wave Sex Toys, Juggle Dildos to Protest Guns. Because They’re Idiots. [Warning: NSFW]
Post Date: 2016-08-26 20:15:21 by BTP Holdings
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College Kids Wave Sex Toys, Juggle Dildos to Protest Guns. Because They’re Idiots. [Warning: NSFW] via Twitter [via Twitter] By: Amanda Prestigiacomo August 26, 2016 6330 86 106 Comments 20894 We all thought Texas was safe, but we forgot about Austin. On Wednesday, the University of Texas at Austin hosted a “Cocks not Glocks” student rally, complete with sex-toy carrying snowflake students and the occasional dildo-juggler, of course, to bravely protest a new state law which allows campus-carry for licensed individuals. Since waving sex toys is a surefire way to stop gun violence, or something. The pseudo-logic behind the dildo-juggling freshmen goes a little deeper: There ...
Alex Jones gets trolled in Cleveland at the GOP convention (alt. title)
Post Date: 2016-07-19 16:18:40 by X-15
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Published on Jul 18, 2016 Comedian Eric Andre, host of The Eric Andre show on Adult Swim, jumps on stage Monday afternoon with Alex Jones of infowars.com. Video by Matt Goul, cleveland.com
Here We Go Again- I'll be a fool again - (s)elections) - A Sucker born every minute
Post Date: 2016-07-04 16:39:47 by Artisan
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This great ole song and its lyrics always reminds me of "elections," LOL. People seem to just never cease to be suckered. '...I'll be a fool again one more time I've been there before and I'll try it again but any fool knows. that there's no way to win Here we go again she'll break my heart again' (in this case 'she' applies to 'the system,' 'the voting machines,' the 'politician,' etc.) I'll play the part again ooooone moooorrrre tiiiimmmeeee" lol . The Ray Charles duet version, another great one, follows. Someone clever could really make a great 'election' video using these songs.
Iz Anybody Out There.?
Post Date: 2016-06-26 03:47:08 by sizzlerguy
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Finallllllllly back on line folkz. Very happy, hope you are too.
Why Trump Will Win a Crushing Victory
Post Date: 2016-06-24 14:11:51 by Turtle
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Because we will have the greatest male turnout in the history of the U.S., because women, as always, screw up everything they touch.
Classic: Legendary L.A. Dodgers Announcer Vin Scully Condemns Socialism During Latest Game
Post Date: 2016-06-18 02:11:27 by Artisan
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88-year-old sportscaster Vin Scully remarks: "Socialism failing to work as it always does, this time in Venezuela. You talk about giving everybody something for free and all of the sudden there's no food to eat. And who do you think is the richest person in Venezuela? The daughter of Hugo Chavez. Hello!" The Dodgers beat the Milwaukee Brewers 3-2 in a game at Dodger Stadium Friday night, June 17th. Here is their press release and stats on the game, which had 44,998 people in attendance. Watch the video here with Scully's remarks:
Sectarian Tensions Flare in US After Orlando Pogrom
Post Date: 2016-06-13 15:46:10 by X-15
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Eurasian News Agency ENA (8am Moscow/1am EST) The Republicat regime has been shaken to its core in the wake of a brazen massacre of fifty members of the Orlando LGBT tribe at a gay club by an apparently lone gunman of the Wahhabi sect. Regime stalwart Marco Rubio, present at the scene, emerged shaken but unhurt, having dived head first into the foam when the shooting started. The terrorist attack threatens a flareup of sectarian tensions even as President Obama, the public face of the regime, starts to tighten the screws to avoid a crisis of political legitimacy as dissident youth leaders and reform advocates start to question the reigning ideology of political correctness. Leading ...
‘Screw for Denmark’ sex campaigns produce baby boom in months
Post Date: 2016-06-06 03:28:32 by Tatarewicz
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RT... © Spies Rejser / YouTube A racy ad campaign, started only nine months ago, has really hit the spot for Denmark's campaign for more baby-making. The country now expects booming birth rates this summer. According to research by Denmark’s Politiken newspaper, the summer months of June-August this year will produce 1,200 more Danes than last summer. In total, some 16,200 babies are due to be born. “I’ve never experienced a boom like this in my time as a midwife,” said Ann Fogsgaard, who’s been on the job 33 years. “Normally, there are more births during the summer compared to the winter, but an increase like this is crazy.” It all started ...
Tyranny and Mutation
Post Date: 2016-05-29 12:12:47 by Armadillo
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Blue Oyster Cult - Hot Rails to Hell, from the album Tyranny and Mutation. Real music.www.youtube.com/embed/pc9PPy0jzc8"</a> frameborder="0" allowfullscreen>
Deep Purple - Child in Time (Official Video) [HQ]
Post Date: 2016-05-21 02:47:53 by FormerLurker
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Easy Living, 1972
Post Date: 2016-05-20 01:11:12 by FormerLurker
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You light up my life
Post Date: 2016-05-18 19:11:26 by Artisan
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KSLE NEWS 33, 2016 Presidential Races Feel The Bern
Post Date: 2016-05-10 21:26:59 by X-15
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