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Kiss The Sky - Shawn Lee's Ping Pong Orchestra *Music*
Post Date: 2009-03-26 20:49:39 by christine
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I hold my head up just enough to see the sky
And when we go we won't go slow we'll put up such a fight
When they fade into the dust and into air
Will all children know this pain will surely pass
Strong and wise and you are love
When the tide it come they will float above and
And you will be one day exactly what you are
Just keep your head up high kiss your fist and touch the sky
It's not too late to keep the world from dying
It's not too late to spread the love you have
One day when we are ready for crying
One day I know we'll all be there
The sound we hear it is our hearts they are in time
They're pounding clear and swift the beat forever in our minds
It gives us ...
Jeff Dunham and Walter
Post Date: 2009-03-26 20:31:49 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This is very funny stuff.
8.2 Seconds Needed to Fall in Love
Post Date: 2009-03-26 06:32:17 by Turtle
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The longer a man's gaze rests on a woman when they meet for the first time, the more interested he is. If it last just four seconds, he may not be all that impressed. But if it breaks the 8.2 second barrier, he could already be in love they say. Related Articles * Length of gaze 'can show a man's true feelings' * Revealed: the diet secrets to help you fit into your genes * Matthew Weiner: Mad Men after the break * Computers try to predict pretty faces * Beautiful women more likely to have affair because of sex hormone However the same is not true for women. They let their eyes linger on men for the same length of time whether they find them attractive or not. Hidden ...
Louis Armstrong - What a Wonderful World
Post Date: 2009-03-25 21:36:23 by farmfriend
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How to Date Beautiful But Unintelligent Women
Post Date: 2009-03-25 06:45:57 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Turtle, being a Chick Magnet, generally has to avoid eye contact with strange women since they mob me. It's a horrible life, but someone hs to be cursed with it. The last time I accidently made eye contact with a strange woman in a restaurant, she started bounding up and down in her seat, flipping her hair back with her hand, and thrusting her melons at me. I thought she was going to stroke out right there. Turtle almost always has this effect on women.
Pachelbel's Canon
Post Date: 2009-03-21 19:47:42 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This is my favoritist piece of classical music.
Bits and Pieces
Post Date: 2009-03-21 18:17:03 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:I have hunted high and low for this song and was pleased to find it on youtube. It is very funny, at least I think so. Hope someone else might like it too.
"Suspicion" - Terry Stafford
Post Date: 2009-03-21 17:38:28 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Most people think it's Elvis singing this.
Cool Change--Little River Band YouTube Vid is a goosebumper
Post Date: 2009-03-21 16:51:09 by christine
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Poster Comment:It's so rare these days to see and hear things that just make you feel good. I love these wondrous creatures.
"White Winter Hymnal" - Fleet Foxes
Post Date: 2009-03-20 21:16:12 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:There might be hope for music yet.
This Gave Turtle Nightmares When He Was Little
Post Date: 2009-03-20 21:05:48 by Turtle
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A Joke That Made Turtle Burst Into Laughter
Post Date: 2009-03-20 14:54:39 by Turtle
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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 pennies to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the pennies and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the pennies, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at the bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and ...
Hit Man
Post Date: 2009-03-20 12:40:59 by freepatriot32
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Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie then explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man ...
Roy Innis vs Al Sharpton (Al goes down!!)
Post Date: 2009-03-19 23:09:11 by X-15
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Poster Comment:Memorable chimp-out
Lugar Boosts Senate Clout With History-Making Vote
Post Date: 2009-03-18 20:40:32 by Dakmar
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INDIANAPOLIS -- Sen. Dick Lugar has cast his 12,000th vote, moving him to 13th place on the all-time Senate voting list. Lugar, the longest serving U.S. senator in Indiana history, cast the vote Wednesday during debate on a public lands bill. The six-term senator voted against a motion to table an amendment, which was defeated 63-35. The vote moved the Senate's most senior Republican past the late Sen. Quentin Burdick. Lugar has perfect voting attendance for 2009 and has maintained a better than 98 percent attendance record during his more than 32 years in the Senate. Active senators who have cast more than 12,000 votes include all-time record holder Robert C. Byrd with more than ...
Tiger Mountain Peasant Song
Post Date: 2009-03-17 09:46:30 by bluegrass
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Yuma business criticized for no 'yobs aqui' signs
Post Date: 2009-03-16 15:12:35 by Rotara
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YUMA - A southwestern Arizona business is catching criticism for posting two signs telling Spanish speakers that there are "no yobs aqui." While "no aqui" is Spanish for "not here," the word "yobs" is a joke about how some Spanish-speakers pronounce "jobs." The English "j" does not occur at the beginning of words in Spanish, so some Spanish speakers soften it to a sound familiar to them, such as the "y." The real Spanish word for "job" is "trabajo" (trah-BAH'-ho). Flash Sharrar, owner of Team Ramco in Yuma, said he placed two signs with the phrase outside his business because he got tired of ...
Jason and the Argonauts - Skeleton Fight
Post Date: 2009-03-15 19:40:12 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:When I saw this as a kid I had to sleep with the lights on.
Maybe your dog can find food for you if things get bad, instead of standing in a bread line(?)
Post Date: 2009-03-15 12:42:13 by Artisan
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got a crazy dog, almost 14 but still likes to hunt. (What is this thing by the way?)
Masters of Harmony - 2008 International Barbershop Chorus Champions
Post Date: 2009-03-14 22:34:18 by Prefrontal Vortex
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"Chicken Train" - Ozark Mountain Daredevils
Post Date: 2009-03-14 21:21:59 by Turtle
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Half a Brain is Better Than No Brain
Post Date: 2009-03-14 11:38:40 by Turtle
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All of the research I've seen over the past several years claims that men only use half their brain, while women use all of theirs. This I believe, since I can drive and listen to the radio simultaneously (obviously men use the same side of their brains for driving and music, meaning driving a car is like listening to music!) but if I have to look for an address, down goes the radio volume, since I'm using the Address-Looking-For Side, which doesn't get along all that well with the Music/Driving Side, so I end up like a duck walking in circles because one leg is shorter than the other. The good thing about this half-a-brain stuff is that men can concentrate on one thing, like ...
"Walking My Baby Back Home" - Nat King Cole
Post Date: 2009-03-14 10:52:58 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Turtle was out late last night.
Wash. man caught in HOV lane with unbuckled dummy
Post Date: 2009-03-13 22:51:15 by richard9151
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Fri Mar 13, 3:11 pm ET BELLEVUE, Wash. – You forgot to buckle up, dummy! A commuter who put a homemade dummy in the passenger seat to sneak into the car pool lane was caught Wednesday near Seattle. But it wasn't because a cop realized the passenger was fake. Instead, the State Patrol trooper noticed the dangling belt buckle on the passenger side and suspected a seat belt violation. Patrol spokeswoman Christina Martin told The Herald of Everett that the driver acknowledged trying to beat traffic by using the HOV lane. He created his passenger by draping a rain jacket over plastic piping, topping it off with a Halloween mask of Gandalf, the "Lord of the Rings" wizard, a ...
George W. Bush Intelligent President
Post Date: 2009-03-13 17:30:01 by richard9151
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Video here; www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4-XOPeDDhw&feature=related Bush Making a Complete Fool of Himself. Video here; www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9whu1o_zbM&NR=1 Is GEORGE WALKER BUSH Retarded?... Got a minute to find out? Video here; www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyAdhVxtDq0&feature=related Top Ten Bush Moments Video here; www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7em-Vtipp4&feature=related Ultimate George Bush Collection Video here; www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFKwFxDp660&feature=related Bush Giving the Finger Video here; www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVynnbx1Xsc&feature=related And, finally, U.N. Officially Investigating Bush For Torture! Video here; www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKLWykpixf8 ...
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