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The Compleat Idiot's Guide to the INTJ
Post Date: 2009-04-24 09:12:01 by Turtle
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Welcome to yet another document about INTJs. Numerous INTJ resources are available on the web, but they are all descriptive (telling you some things about us) without being particularly prescriptive (instructing you on how to deal with us). So we – a bunch of INTJs – decided to rectify that situation by providing you this convenient, handsomely designed, and eminently well written instructional guide. Targeted towards the friends, co-workers, and relatives of INTJs, this handbook is intended to provide you with the understanding necessary to make your interactions with us go smoother, and to surround you with butterflies and sunshine. Okay, our integrity demands we admit the ...
James Brown - The Payback
Post Date: 2009-04-23 21:12:50 by Deasy
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James Brown - The Paybackby Discodandan
Computer joke
Post Date: 2009-04-23 17:56:35 by Jethro Tull
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: YOU GOT MALE
Monty Python-the Black Knight vs King Arthur
Post Date: 2009-04-23 10:33:03 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:One of the funniest things ever. Thanks Critter.
It Ain't Over Til The Fat Lady Sings
Post Date: 2009-04-23 00:46:27 by christine
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Marlin Gray, Dead Rapist and Murderer
Post Date: 2009-04-21 21:39:21 by Turtle
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Marlin A. Gray (September 29, 1967 – October 26, 2005) was convicted of murder and executed by the U.S. state of Missouri by lethal injection. His conviction was for being part of a group of four men who, on April 4, 1991, sexually assaulted and then murdered two sisters, and attempted to murder the sisters' cousin on the Chain of Rocks Bridge over the Mississippi River in St. Louis, Missouri. Gray continued to protest his innocence saying that although he was at the bridge at the time, he was smoking cannabis in a nearby car. On December 9, 1992, Gray was convicted of two counts of first-degree murder and was executed by lethal injection on October 26, 2005. He maintained his ...
(Congressional) Members battle the bulge - It's not their fault
Post Date: 2009-04-21 10:07:23 by Jethro Tull
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The federal deficit isn’t the only bulge members of Congress are battling this year. Health experts say the economic downturn has wreaked havoc on Americans’ diets, as people cancel gym memberships, dine at fast-food restaurants and, in some cases, take on additional work hours as companies shrink their work forces. Members of Congress haven’t been immune. Inundated by Wall Street woes, a recession and looming legislative fights over health care and global warming, members say they’re facing one of the most intense legislative sessions in recent memory — and many are also trying to stave off the weight gain that can come with the pressure. House Financial ...
Family Guy - bag o weed
Post Date: 2009-04-20 13:40:29 by freepatriot32
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Real Age Calculator
Post Date: 2009-04-20 11:33:02 by christine
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The longevity and vitality of your life is relative to you lifestyle, activities, and health, not just your date of birth. Complete this exam to calculate your virtual age. www.sonnyradio.com/realage3.swf
Things more trustworthy than Obama
Post Date: 2009-04-20 10:36:36 by Jethro Tull
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FUNNIEST PRODUCT REVIEW EVER!
Post Date: 2009-04-19 22:19:43 by HOUNDDAWG
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Well kids, I saw this on ewe toob and then did a little research: HARMONY CENTRAL REVIEW OF TTM GUITARS Summary Similar Products Gibson Les Paul Studio Electric Guitar @ Musician's Friend Musicians Gear Deluxe Electric Guitar Case @ Musician's Friend Line 6 HD150 Guitar Amp Head with Spider III 4x12 Cabinet @ Musician's Friend Manufacturer URL http://ttmguitars.com/ Features 5.9 (7 responses) Sound 5.3 (7 responses) Action, Fit, & Finish 4.7 (7 responses) Reliability/Durability 5.3 (7 responses) Customer Support 5.7 (6 responses) Overall Rating 5.0 (7 responses) Product: TTM Guitars Devastator Price Paid: 500 Submitted 04/07/2009 at 03:29pm by LongChops Features : 1 ...
"Cry Me a River" - Julie London
Post Date: 2009-04-18 06:54:07 by Turtle
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A practical solution to the green house gas nuttery
Post Date: 2009-04-17 17:00:04 by Old Friend
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If we want to get serious about fighting this green house gas nuttery. We are going to have to do a few things. I would suggest plugging the exhaust from my car up to Henry Waxmans ass. Making sure the seal is tight. Then starting my car and watching the bitch explode like a balloon popping. Then we can tell all the kids what happens to fools who spout this nonsense.
Great political cartoon!
Post Date: 2009-04-17 11:14:40 by Jethro Tull
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Turtle is Moved by This Email
Post Date: 2009-04-16 10:52:24 by Turtle
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DEAR FRIEND, GREETING IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST.I AM MRS.MONIQUE MMADIMBO,A WIDOW TO LATE MIKALLE MMADIMBO. I AM 50 YEARS OLD,I AM A NEW CHRISTAIN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME PANCREATIC CANCER,FROM ALL INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WON'T LIVE MORE THAN SIX MONTHS,ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS,THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE. MY LATE HUSBAND WAS KILLED DURING THE COTE'D IVORE CIVIL WAR, AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULD'NT PRODUCE ANY CHILD. MY LATE HUSBAND WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HIS DEATH, I INHERITED ALL HIS BUSINESS AND WEALTH.THE DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT ...
Susan Boyle - Britains Got Talent 2009 (YouTube)
Post Date: 2009-04-16 10:16:33 by christine
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxPZh4AnWyk (embedding disabled)
5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
Post Date: 2009-04-14 21:47:37 by X-15
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1. It is important that a woman helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a woman makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a woman you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a woman is good in bed and loves making love to you. 5. It is VERY important that these four women never meet.
Turtle's Guilty Pleasure
Post Date: 2009-04-14 21:31:55 by Turtle
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"Go Back" - Crabby Appleton
Post Date: 2009-04-13 20:25:54 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Turtle heard this on the radio today, and realized he hadn't heard it since high school. I couldn't even think of the band's name. Thank God for Google.
AAADD
Post Date: 2009-04-13 00:36:15 by christine
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AAADD KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better,even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. So I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills ...
Turtle's Favorite Comedy Program
Post Date: 2009-04-12 17:46:50 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Red Dwarf, a British program no longer being made. This episode is titled, "Psirens." This is the second of three parts, all available at YouTube.
Grandpa's IRS Audit
Post Date: 2009-04-11 19:39:28 by christine
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The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not Surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you lead an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.' I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?' The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.' Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.' The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.' Grandpa ...
Kanye says 'South Park' put him in check
Post Date: 2009-04-10 13:17:09 by Refinersfire
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NEW YORK – "South Park" may have accomplished the impossible — getting Kanye West to check his ego. The Comedy Central show skewered the famously self-important rapper on its show Wednesday night, painting him as a narcissistic figure so out of touch with reality he couldn't even take a (very politically incorrect) joke. West's love of himself and his work has been almost as integral to his image as his music: Just last year, he told The Associated Press that he was the "voice of this generation." Also recently, he was quoted as saying his greatest regret was not being able to see himself perform live. Yet, on his blog Thursday, West appeared ...
Turtle's Car Dealership
Post Date: 2009-04-08 23:10:29 by Ferret Mike
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Poster Comment:No used cars were hurt or abused in the making of this video. Isn't that right Turtle?
Wrong Email Address
Post Date: 2009-04-08 21:03:28 by farmfriend
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Wrong Email Address A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from ...
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