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The Shortest Short Story Ever
Post Date: 2009-04-08 16:03:14 by Turtle
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"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door."
Poster Comment:This is a story called "Knock" by Fredric Brown. I don't think it's possible to have a shorter story.
Turtle's Favorite Food
Post Date: 2009-04-08 07:58:11 by Turtle
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I don't know why, but I just love this and eat it every day. Take some oats (crushed, cut, rolled), soak them overnight in filtered water with some lemon juice. Put them in a crockpot, add some water and raw cream. Heat it up. Before it's done, add a pinch of sea salt. When it's done, you're got porridge! It's cheap, nutritious, and fills me up for several hours. And it tastes great. Maybe it's a genetic thing, I don't know. Porridge is very much a Scottish thing and I'm about three-quarters Scots-Irish.
When TV Reached its Peak
Post Date: 2009-04-07 20:48:58 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Three channels and always something to watch. Now I have 100...and still only watch three channels.
Spray for 'six times longer' sex
Post Date: 2009-04-07 20:33:56 by Jethro Tull
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Spray for 'six times longer' sex Premature ejaculation can be distressing for couples A spray can help men with premature ejaculation problems prolong the length of time they have sex by six times. Men who used the treatment five minutes before having intercourse extended their love-making from half a minute to almost four minutes, trials showed. The spray, developed at the Royal Victoria Hospital in Belfast, contains local anaesthetics that numb the penis. A British Journal of Urology International study says it could be available in the next couple of years. Up to 40% of men experience premature ejaculation at some time in their lives, experts estimate. It improved both ...
A REDNECK LOVE POEM
Post Date: 2009-04-07 10:52:56 by James Deffenbach
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SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE, SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL, SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER. SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL. BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.' YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER. BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO' I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER. BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD, JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY. MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE; YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.
Poster Comment:Ain't love grand? ...
'tube - Harlem, NY political poll
Post Date: 2009-04-07 10:43:12 by Jethro Tull
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A cannibal
Post Date: 2009-04-06 19:35:38 by Esso
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A cannibal was walking in the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... Tourist: $5 Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit it takes all morning."
A bus load of politicians
Post Date: 2009-04-06 19:24:09 by Esso
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A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians. A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer said he had buried them. The sheriff asked the old farmer, 'Were they all dead?' The old farmer replied, 'Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how those bastards lie.
'tube - Ray Stevens on taxes
Post Date: 2009-04-06 18:33:18 by Jethro Tull
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Diane's Favorite Song
Post Date: 2009-04-05 16:07:59 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:If she ever shows up here again.
Member of "The View" says goodby to Bush
Post Date: 2009-04-05 15:07:21 by Itistoolate
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Funeral for Lucky the Fish (guaranteed to make you smile)
Post Date: 2009-04-04 23:47:33 by christine
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Houndawg's Favorite Song
Post Date: 2009-04-04 23:01:23 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:The high point of his life.
Cynicom's Favorite Song
Post Date: 2009-04-04 22:52:02 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:He practices it every night.
Farmfriend's Favorite Song [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2009-04-04 22:48:14 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:She has still has the original 45.
Dakmar's Favorite Song
Post Date: 2009-04-04 22:42:13 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:He pines for the days when he "did the Boogaloo."
christine's Favorite Song
Post Date: 2009-04-04 22:39:09 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:She "does the Freddy" when alone.
Critter's Favorite Song
Post Date: 2009-04-04 22:34:47 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:He plays "air guitar" to it.
tom007's Favorite Song
Post Date: 2009-04-04 22:26:55 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:He sings it in the shower.
James Deffenbach's Favorite Song
Post Date: 2009-04-04 18:55:02 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:It makes him cry every time he hears it.
Red State Update: Budweiser Bought By Foreigners?
Post Date: 2009-04-04 17:43:53 by James Deffenbach
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Jackie and Dunlap, the new Face of America, on Belgian company InBev's hostile takeover attempt on Budweiser. Thanks David Fels! Jackie Beer art by Robyn Von Swank.
Bristol Palin And Abstinence--A message for teenage girls from Dunlap
Post Date: 2009-04-04 15:41:25 by James Deffenbach
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Obama Mocks Special Olympics (And Alienates His Base, ahaha)*
Post Date: 2009-04-04 15:27:23 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:*At least that is what Dunlap said.
Obama Gives iPod To Queen
Post Date: 2009-04-04 15:23:03 by James Deffenbach
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Coming Around Again
Post Date: 2009-04-04 14:53:27 by James Deffenbach
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