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Bush--Who's on FIrst
Post Date: 2009-03-13 17:01:32 by richard9151
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Video here; www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hnY2f8lIjc&feature=related And it are worth watching! Click for Full Text!
The male optical illusion
Post Date: 2009-03-13 12:18:51 by freepatriot32
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Why does steam come out of my vagina????!?
Post Date: 2009-03-12 14:26:24 by X-15
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em!ly: "ok, so i know this is really gross, but sometimes when i sit down on the toilet it looks like steam is coming out of my vagina. am i gonna die or do i have like this crazy weird disease? i;ve been searching the internet and i cant find anything. can someone explain this to me.?!?!?" M.D.: "You won't die, but some ancient cultures believe in a pillow monster that lives in your vagina. This isnt acknowledged in modern medicine, however, the steam could be caused by the troll exhaling." ThomasTh: "Unfortunately, your vagina is releasing harmful greenhouse gases that are contributing to global warming. I suggest that you capture the steam using a plastic ...
CHASING PAVLOVIAN SEX
Post Date: 2009-03-12 01:22:52 by X-15
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Validating His Vitality We all laugh when watching a dog chase a car. It’s inexplicable but amusing behavior. The dog achieves nothing, other than fatigue. Does the dog have any real interest in the car? No, just in chasing it … to validate his vitality. I find it more amusing to watch a man chase women, especially because he has the faculties to know his behavior is idiotic and unnecessary. Does a man have any real interest in a woman he’s chasing? No, just in chasing her — which explains why, right after catching her, he wants a new one. He, like the dog, is validating his vitality. Sadly, many women love to be chased, insist on being chased, falsely equating ...
Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama (Uncut Satellite Feed)
Post Date: 2009-03-11 21:53:17 by Jethro Tull
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The Wonders of the Internet
Post Date: 2009-03-11 20:49:11 by Turtle
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My 25-year-old Seiko watch kicked the bucket Saturday. While looking at eBay for a watch, I found a vintage Bulova from the estate sale of a watch repairman. No one bid on it and I got it for ten dollars. Self-winding, supposedly it works just fine, appears to be from the '60s. I won't know until it shows up. Since the Internet, I've bought dozens of things for a fraction of what it would otherwise cost me.
One of the funniest John Boy and Billy Clips ever
Post Date: 2009-03-09 21:35:04 by James Deffenbach
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Why Men Lke Dogs Better Than Women
Post Date: 2009-03-09 20:10:49 by Turtle
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* Dogs don't cry. * Dogs love it when your friends come over. * Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. * Dogs think you sing great. * A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink. * Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late. * The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. * Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. * Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. * Dogs are excited by rough play. * Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away. * Dogs understand that farts are funny. * Dogs love red meat. * Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair. * Anyone can get a good-looking dog. ...
JB&B Classics: Hoyt and Death Row
Post Date: 2009-03-09 13:57:07 by James Deffenbach
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Why's It Still Dark Outside?
Post Date: 2009-03-09 08:11:48 by Turtle
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I didn't realize until yesterday it was DST, not until 1 in the afternoon. I thought it was still noon until a friend called me and mentioned he had also forgotten to set his clock foward. Now it's still dark outside.
Oh no!!! Turtle's Seiko died!!!
Post Date: 2009-03-08 22:21:37 by Turtle
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My 25-year-old Seiko watch, which I think cost me $70 back then, died today. The stem came out, and the hands spin around if I shake the watch. I'm sure it'll cost more to fix it than it's worth. So I bought a retro Timex from Amazon for $32 with S&H.
Strauss - Blue Danube Waltz
Post Date: 2009-03-07 19:25:21 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Whenever I hear this I can't help but think of "2001: a Space Odysessy."
Il Carlino Ballerino -- Dancing Dog
Post Date: 2009-03-07 19:13:28 by Turtle
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The New CitiBank (warning: language)
Post Date: 2009-03-07 17:45:49 by farmfriend
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The New F***ing Citibank
Turtle's Cigar and his Mechanic
Post Date: 2009-03-07 12:06:52 by Turtle
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Turtle smokes one Rocky Patel cigar a week, which he buys from a locally-owned cigar store. Bizarrely, Turtle's mechanic, who was born here but his father was not, is also named Rocky Patel. How's that for a truly strange coincidence?
Sentimental Lady
Post Date: 2009-03-06 19:41:04 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:One of my favorite songs. Hope y'all like it too.
More charges filed in February bar brawl
Post Date: 2009-03-06 16:41:33 by Dakmar
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A second Portage resident was charged Wednesday in a celebration-turned-brawl prompted by racial slurs at a local tavern last month. Arnold Denby, 24, of Portage, faces up to five years in prison on a felony charge of second-degree recklessly endangering safety and a 90-day jail penalty on a charge of misdemeanor disorderly conduct. He is free on a $5,000 signature bond after making an initial appearance on the charge Wednesday in Columbia County Circuit Court. Eric T. Barnes, 21, was celebrating his birthday Feb. 7 at Sharpshooters, 2520 W. Wisconsin St., when other bar patrons reportedly called out racist insults. This prompted Barnes, who is black, to become agitated, according to a ...
Four cats...
Post Date: 2009-03-06 13:47:58 by X-15
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Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist, and The fourth man was bald and worked for the Government Welfare department. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.' T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.' Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. ...
The Texas Midget
Post Date: 2009-03-06 12:07:04 by Jethro Tull
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The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem and the awful pain.. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. 'Hmm...' mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. 'Aha!' said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors... Snip-snip-snip-snip on ...
How Turtle Drives Woman Crazy
Post Date: 2009-03-05 08:13:43 by Turtle
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He fixes brown rice in a crockpot and lets Mickey the pug eat the rest of it out of the bowl. He piles dirty clothes in a corner of the room and washes them once a week. He throws stuff on the floor of his van and cleans it out once a month. He eats over the sink sometimes. He falls asleep on the couch a lot, He lets his dog sleep with him. He smokes cigars in the bathtub. His last girlfriend once screamed at him: "I'm GOING TO HAVE A STROKE!" even though Turtle didn;t do anything.
"Time to Say Goodbye" - Sarah Brightman & Andrea Bocelli
Post Date: 2009-03-04 19:17:33 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This is good stuff.
David Foster, Katharine McPhee 'Somewhere' *Music*
Post Date: 2009-03-04 19:05:52 by christine
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http://video.aol.com/video-detail/david-foster-somewhere/1360459740<---click to play
Recent Problems on 4um
Post Date: 2009-03-04 13:05:15 by Pinguinite
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Lately there have been slowdowns and outages on 4um. I do believe that one of them recently was a DOS (denial of service) attack, which worked by simply overwhelming the server with bogus requests with lots of web pages that were more difficult to respond to. That was on the 14th or 15th of Feb. That's the first and only instance where I am confident 4um was attacked. There may have been more but this is the only one I'd certify as such. BUT... there has apparently been another innocent factor which is likely the cause of most of the problems of late (and made the attack more effective). In a nutshell, the ever growing size of 4um's DB seems to have broken a limit which ...
Humor of the Day
Post Date: 2009-03-03 22:26:36 by Rotara
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Obots Seeking Change
How the Smell of Rotten Eggs Could Lead to a New Viagra
Post Date: 2009-03-03 21:39:24 by Jethro Tull
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How the Smell of Rotten Eggs Could Lead to a New ViagraBy Alexis Madrigal March 02, 2009 | 5:36:09 PMCategories: Chemicals, Medicine & Medical Procedures, Sexuality Viagra. Levitra. Hydrogen sulfide? The compound responsible for the smell of rotten eggs could be a new way to treat erectile dysfunction, based on an early study in rats by a team featuring the UCLA Nobel laureate pharmacologist, Louis Ignarro. Ignarro's team injected the penile smooth-muscle of rats with hydrogen sulfide, which relaxed them, allowing more blood to flow in — just like Viagra. "In the future, that could help humans have an erection," said Jim Cummings, a ...
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