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"Jambalaya" - Emmylou Harris
Post Date: 2009-04-04 09:27:06 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Hmmm....Yeehaw! I don't much care for country music, but I'll make an exception for the Dixie Chciks and Emmylou Harris.
"Good Friend" - Mary MacGregor
Post Date: 2009-04-02 20:58:32 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I have never heard this song on the radio, only in the movie "Meatballs."
Hilarious Scam Bait email(s)
Post Date: 2009-04-02 18:47:13 by James Deffenbach
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JOHNSON MPHOMA TAKES THE OATH: LADY AGATHA IS A PINK PIG Here is the "oath" they got the scammer to take: 'I, Johnson Mphoma, do by humble merkin and in all fey twiglets, solemnly swear to assist Her Majesty in all pro-quims business in the most discombobulated manner possible.' And before that "Agatha" told him, "...However, I must urge caution. My Permanent Secretary, Sir Basil Fawlty, has expressed grave reservations and even mentioned that this could be 'just some tawdry tribal tittle-tattle'." Sir Basil Fawlty, lol! The whole thing is a riot but there would have been a lot of html coding to make it look good so I am just posting the link. ...
The Queen and Prince look like muchkins next to the Obamas
Post Date: 2009-04-01 17:29:21 by christine
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Tombstone Shadow--CCR
Post Date: 2009-03-31 22:07:50 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:One of my all time favorite bands.
Turtle Island Pug Mascot
Post Date: 2009-03-31 21:34:58 by Turtle
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DUI charge is filed, but man never left bar stool
Post Date: 2009-03-31 20:49:14 by DeaconBenjamin
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Police say Kile Wygle crashed this motorized bar stool while under the influence of alcohol. Gerrit Konink was sitting in his living room around dinnertime earlier this month when he heard somebody down the street fire up what he thought was a lawnmower. He figured one of his neighbors was getting a jump on his yard work. Instead, it was someone jumping on a motorized bar stool. From his window, the 66-year-old Konink then saw something buzz down Kelley Lane in Newark. "I knew it was something strange, and then it was gone," he said. "It was too fast." Newark police say that Konink saw a neighbor riding a motorized bar stool shortly before the man wrecked while ...
One of my favorites:
Post Date: 2009-03-31 18:46:08 by Itistoolate
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Washington Post's Mensa invitational (Humor)
Post Date: 2009-03-30 20:34:26 by Horse
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Here is the Washington Post's Mensa invitational - which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus (n.): A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxication (n.): Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation (n.): Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from ...
Pug Drives a Car
Post Date: 2009-03-29 08:08:21 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:The guy pretending to be the pug has the pug personality down perfectly. At the end he even does the head tilt and also licks the camera. Get a pug near glass and all of them will lick it.
Q&A with Ladyjade
Post Date: 2009-03-28 20:51:06 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:About five years ago this woman, Rachel Mills, wrote me about an article I had at the Libertarian Enterprise. We exchanged a few emails and I found that she was a Libertarian candidate, and Playboy had offered her a pictorial -- only they were offering her half the money. I told her to go for it, since Gloria Steinem had posed and become famous. Rachel decided half the money -- I think $10,000 - wasn't enough, so she declined to pose. Drats.
Extreme Sheep LED Art
Post Date: 2009-03-27 16:34:29 by farmfriend
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Penta-Lawn 2000 - fully tested on 911
Post Date: 2009-03-27 00:12:37 by Amandil
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Introducing Penta-Lawn 2000 ya'all might like this one ... it's all about the amazing, most resiliant lawn ever, exclusively tested at the Pentagon on 911 - it's fire proof, it's skid proof, it even repels plane debris ... really! check out the link, there's pictures ... more at link ~>http://thewebfairy.com/killtown/pentalawn.html
Johnny Bagpipes
Post Date: 2009-03-26 21:03:25 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This guy is funny.
Kiss The Sky - Shawn Lee's Ping Pong Orchestra *Music*
Post Date: 2009-03-26 20:49:39 by christine
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I hold my head up just enough to see the sky
And when we go we won't go slow we'll put up such a fight
When they fade into the dust and into air
Will all children know this pain will surely pass
Strong and wise and you are love
When the tide it come they will float above and
And you will be one day exactly what you are
Just keep your head up high kiss your fist and touch the sky
It's not too late to keep the world from dying
It's not too late to spread the love you have
One day when we are ready for crying
One day I know we'll all be there
The sound we hear it is our hearts they are in time
They're pounding clear and swift the beat forever in our minds
It gives us ...
Jeff Dunham and Walter
Post Date: 2009-03-26 20:31:49 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This is very funny stuff.
8.2 Seconds Needed to Fall in Love
Post Date: 2009-03-26 06:32:17 by Turtle
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The longer a man's gaze rests on a woman when they meet for the first time, the more interested he is. If it last just four seconds, he may not be all that impressed. But if it breaks the 8.2 second barrier, he could already be in love they say. Related Articles * Length of gaze 'can show a man's true feelings' * Revealed: the diet secrets to help you fit into your genes * Matthew Weiner: Mad Men after the break * Computers try to predict pretty faces * Beautiful women more likely to have affair because of sex hormone However the same is not true for women. They let their eyes linger on men for the same length of time whether they find them attractive or not. Hidden ...
Louis Armstrong - What a Wonderful World
Post Date: 2009-03-25 21:36:23 by farmfriend
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How to Date Beautiful But Unintelligent Women
Post Date: 2009-03-25 06:45:57 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Turtle, being a Chick Magnet, generally has to avoid eye contact with strange women since they mob me. It's a horrible life, but someone hs to be cursed with it. The last time I accidently made eye contact with a strange woman in a restaurant, she started bounding up and down in her seat, flipping her hair back with her hand, and thrusting her melons at me. I thought she was going to stroke out right there. Turtle almost always has this effect on women.
Pachelbel's Canon
Post Date: 2009-03-21 19:47:42 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This is my favoritist piece of classical music.
Bits and Pieces
Post Date: 2009-03-21 18:17:03 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:I have hunted high and low for this song and was pleased to find it on youtube. It is very funny, at least I think so. Hope someone else might like it too.
"Suspicion" - Terry Stafford
Post Date: 2009-03-21 17:38:28 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Most people think it's Elvis singing this.
Cool Change--Little River Band YouTube Vid is a goosebumper
Post Date: 2009-03-21 16:51:09 by christine
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Poster Comment:It's so rare these days to see and hear things that just make you feel good. I love these wondrous creatures.
"White Winter Hymnal" - Fleet Foxes
Post Date: 2009-03-20 21:16:12 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:There might be hope for music yet.
This Gave Turtle Nightmares When He Was Little
Post Date: 2009-03-20 21:05:48 by Turtle
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