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Latest Articles: 4play
The James Deffenbach Guilty Pleasures Radio Program
Post Date: 2009-02-21 18:26:12 by Turtle
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The Turtle Theater Saturday Midnight Movie
Post Date: 2009-02-21 17:27:38 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Turtle didn't see Rocky Horror until he was 23, when he went to a midnight showing with his girlfriend and a bunch of other people. Turtle suddenly found himself sitting alone when everyone ran down in front of the screen and started dancing. Including his girlfriend.
Turtles are Invincible
Post Date: 2009-02-21 15:49:41 by Turtle
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Words Don't Come Easy
Post Date: 2009-02-21 13:08:35 by James Deffenbach
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The Saturday Morning Turtle Island Groovy Radio Show
Post Date: 2009-02-21 12:38:45 by Turtle
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Two Things Turtle Has Noticed About Women
Post Date: 2009-02-21 08:52:19 by Turtle
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First thing: women who smoke do it on the first date (Turtle smokes himself, and always mentions to women he does it on the first date, although this makes them laugh, which is not nice to do to Turtle). Second, make them laugh and you're in, although women always seem to be laughing at Turtle and not with him.
Turtle Finish His Ozarks Palace
Post Date: 2009-02-20 06:45:45 by Turtle
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My father was a general contractor, I was raised in the field, and built houses from 12 to 21. I have a very low opinion of modern building techniques, and have for years been a fan of strawbale houses, which are cheap, easy to build, and solid. It is even possible to build a good cardboard house, although I would only do it in the Southwest. I'd put it up, the adobe the inside and outside with lime plaster. Occasionally patch it, and it'd last a hundred years. Imagine the ease of it. Anyone could put up a cardboard house, and plastering is easy, too. Of course, it could only be one story.
"Good Old Rock and Roll" -- Cat Mother and the All Night Newsboys
Post Date: 2009-02-19 19:42:00 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Turtle's knowledge of music is amazing!
Dog, Cat and Rat
Post Date: 2009-02-19 18:00:50 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Why can't we all just get along?!?!? To quote Rodney King.
"Land of a Thousand Dances" - Cannibal and the Headhunters
Post Date: 2009-02-18 19:52:01 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Turte's knowledge of music, like everything else, is of course immense.
Having a Beach Party on Turtle Island
Post Date: 2009-02-18 19:11:43 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:There's a beach party every night on Turtle Island.
The Great and Wonderful Turtle Fixes Pugs and Gurls
Post Date: 2009-02-18 07:40:04 by Turtle
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Since my first pug went to Pug Heave, I got Mickey, an abused, blind in one eye, seven year old rescue pug. His ribs were showing, his tail hung down, and he would not play. After a month, his ribs are no longer showing, his tail is curled, and he licks Turtle and now plays. Turtle fixe him but good. But them, Turtle is amazing. Turtle has also tamed several shews, as Shakespeare knew so well. Turtle his two Major Organs, his favorite one, and his Brain. His Minor Ones exists to support the Major Ones. Turtle has noticed most women just need a prper flogging with the appropriate Organ, and the shrewishness disappears. Turtle is amazing!
Dogs & Bird Trick: They Can Count!
Post Date: 2009-02-16 21:40:48 by James Deffenbach
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"The boys, Lucky and Chesster, wait for the "1, 2... 3!" command to eat their treat, but are tricked and tested to see if they know how to count!! Their baby sister, Nisha, the Solomon Island eclectus, marches up whenever she knows treats are being given out - she knows how to count, too!"
ms PEACHEZ "GETTO BAR B Q "
Post Date: 2009-02-16 21:16:00 by James Deffenbach
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Please Share This With Every Stressed-Out Person You Know
Post Date: 2009-02-16 20:41:20 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Turtle gets a big kick out of tormenting his pug with a laser.
My Wife Left Town With A Banana
Post Date: 2009-02-15 21:43:07 by farmfriend
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Allan Havey talks about Morons
Post Date: 2009-02-15 00:26:19 by Dakmar
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The Best Place in Town to Take a Leak [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2009-02-14 18:32:41 by Critter
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Or Critter's hedge against the depression... 1st full week in business, no advertising, no grand opening, no nothing, cept 52 tires sold, average sale $40 a tire, average cost per tire, $8. Yes sir, I picked the right place at the right time. There is gold in that there used rubber. :) I expect that this shop will do 150 tires a week by summer. If you're looking for a good biz for the coming depression, this is it. It's hard, dirty work, but it pays good.
Another One of Turtle's Truckload of Girls
Post Date: 2009-02-14 15:30:11 by Turtle
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That goofy-looking dork jumped in front of my camera,so Turtle teleported him to Pitcairn Island.
For Those Thinking About Messing with Turtle
Post Date: 2009-02-14 14:34:13 by Turtle
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All have been warned.
TurtleCat
Post Date: 2009-02-14 14:10:38 by purpleman
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Turtle's Ozark Palace
Post Date: 2009-02-14 09:48:52 by Turtle
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Since my father was a general contractor, I started building houses when I was 12. Never cared in the slightest for suburban houses, Now this, which is a strawbale house covered with stucco, or maybe just plaster, is just the kind of house I like. I could ever build this, and it wouldb't be that hard. Turtle has unusual tastes. But then, Turtle is usual, not to mention amazing!
One of Turtle's Favorite Novels
Post Date: 2009-02-13 19:50:21 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Someday Turtle is going to take over the world, and you just wait.
Turtle Saves the World -- Again
Post Date: 2009-02-13 07:15:35 by Turtle
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Religious police break hearts in Saudi Arabia
Post Date: 2009-02-12 14:10:29 by X-15
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RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) - Just days before Valentine's Day, a young Saudi woman desperately searched for a red teddy bear to buy for her boyfriend. But all Nof Faisal could find were blue and white ones, minus the "I love you" she wanted hers to declare. It's not because the store couldn't keep up with demand. It is because fear of the religious police forced the store's owner to strip the shelves of all red items, including the hottest-selling item: heart-festooned red plastic handcuffs inscribed, "Take me, I'm yours." As Feb. 14 approaches, the police begin inspecting gift shops for items that are red or are intended as gifts to mark the ...
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