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Latest Articles: 4play
Why Turtle Loves Pugs
Post Date: 2009-02-02 20:37:42 by Turtle
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These are two of my gurls.
What's Black and White and Tells Bad Jokes?
Post Date: 2009-02-02 05:57:20 by Turtle
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A Penguin!
Poster Comment:Turtle loves bad puns, not that there are any good ones.
Uniforms for Turtle Island Bellcaps
Post Date: 2009-02-01 19:56:54 by Turtle
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The Theme Song to Turtle Island
Post Date: 2009-02-01 19:48:09 by Turtle
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Superbowl Update
Post Date: 2009-02-01 19:04:47 by Jethro Tull
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The Pittsburgh Africans are beating the Arizona Illegals, 3-0, end of quarter 1 Pittsburgh is driving and the Illegals defense has been on the field for most of the game. So far the commercials are excellent.
A Babe for the Bellcaps
Post Date: 2009-02-01 16:45:08 by Turtle
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Turtle's Favorite Album
Post Date: 2009-02-01 16:34:02 by Turtle
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The Grateful Dead's "Terrapin Station."
The Wonders of Baby Powder
Post Date: 2009-02-01 16:03:35 by Turtle
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Turtle Starts to Build His Dream Car
Post Date: 2009-01-31 08:42:06 by Turtle
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Turtle has slowly started to buy the pieces of a car kit to build his dream car --a '32 Ford Deuce Coupe. This is the one John Milner drove in "American Graffiti." I figure it'll take me about five years to finish it.
Everybody Loves Turtle, Baby
Post Date: 2009-01-30 20:29:32 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:One of Turtle's favorite songs.
War's Opus On LP [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2009-01-30 13:03:06 by James Deffenbach
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Title: Taking A Break Source: war URL Source: http://www.libertypost.org Published: Jan 29, 2009 Author: war Post Date: 2009-01-29 10:06:22 by war 210 Comments After some deliberation, which was made more intense by Suzanne L's farewell post to me this AM, I have decided to take a break from regular posting here. There are just too many racists that have crawled out of the woodwork and have found a comfortable home here for my liking. There are too many racist statements that are being made and, worse, allowed to remain permanently. My association with such posters, in my mind, is a de facto sanction of rheir behavior. And while I have confronted it as much as possible, it’s ...
Turtle's Favorite Novel and Movie
Post Date: 2009-01-30 06:45:45 by Turtle
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Glen Duncan - Sally Johnson
Post Date: 2009-01-29 18:58:37 by Prefrontal Vortex
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Poster Comment:Glen Duncan rocks. Last night on the radio I heard the 7:24 Sally Gooden from his self-named album and it is tremendous.
Don't Call Me Whitey, Nigger
Post Date: 2009-01-29 00:10:49 by X-15
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PETA's raunchy Superbowl ad pulled
Post Date: 2009-01-28 21:07:57 by Horse
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PETA's ad featuring near-naked women, vegetables and the slogan "vegetarians have better sex" has been pulled from NBC's Superbowl coverage. NBC is happy to run the spot, provided it makes 8 edits in the 30-second spot. In other words, lose all the vegetables.
Poster Comment:I was so shocked at this ad that I had to look at it three times.
Blowfish testicles prepared by unlicensed chef send 7 to Japanese hospital with poisoning
Post Date: 2009-01-28 15:35:04 by Jethro Tull
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TOKYO (AP) — Blowfish testicles prepared by an unauthorized chef sickened seven diners in northern Japan and three remained hospitalized Tuesday after eating the poisonous delicacy. The owner of the restaurant in Tsuruoka city, who is also the chef, had no license to serve blowfish and was being questioned on suspicion of professional negligence, police official Yoshihito Iwase said. Blowfish, while extremely poisonous if not prepared properly, is considered a delicacy in Japan and is consumed by thrill-seeking gourmets. Iwase said the seven men ordered sashimi and grilled blowfish testicles at the restaurant Monday night. Shortly after, they developed limb paralysis and ...
Welcome to Turtle Island
Post Date: 2009-01-28 10:19:26 by Turtle
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Welcome to Turtle Island, the best place in the world to live. Your bags will be carried to the hotel by Cynicom and James Deffenbach (no tipping is allowed). Turtle Island is ruled by the Turtle King, who has no rules beyond, "Do as you please and harm no one." Turtle Island is located in the middle of the Lake of the Ozarks, but is invisible like Brigadoon, and appears only once every ten year to take new people on. Turtle Island is sunny 365 days a years and is 72 degrees all year round. No tormenting the turtles is allowed.
Popeil's Pocket Obama Just $19.99!
Post Date: 2009-01-28 01:02:33 by Critter
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T.I.- Whatever You Like SPOOF! (OBAMA- Whatever I Like)
Post Date: 2009-01-27 19:44:08 by Old Friend
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If I Was a White Lady
Post Date: 2009-01-27 16:47:55 by James Deffenbach
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Winter In Montana
Post Date: 2009-01-27 02:13:02 by Original_Intent
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It's winter in Montana And the gentle breezes blow Seventy miles an hour At twenty-five below Oh, how I love Montana When the snow's up to your butt You take a breath of winter And your nose gets frozen shut Yes, the weather here is wonderful So I'll guess I'll hang around I could never leave Montana 'Cause I'm frozen to the ground
Night of A Thousand Jews!
Post Date: 2009-01-27 00:25:30 by bluegrass
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Turtle's Ex Once Called Turtle "a Pig"
Post Date: 2009-01-25 07:31:40 by Turtle
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Turtle does not particularly believe in cleaning the inside of cars. If women want to do it for me, that's fine. Turtle's now-deceased Cavalier, which went to Chevy Heaven with 480,000 miles on it, was comfortably filled with French fries, salad, paper mapkins, paper cups, empty pens, junk mail, empty tea bottles, candy wrappers, and other things which I have forgotten or have been in it for so long they are no longer recognizable. My ex once bought a bunch of cleaning supplies and spent hours cleaning the car and throwing out Turtle's riches. She told me I was a pig and compared me to the Peanuts character Pigpen. She also said she hated my car and was going to have it towed ...
Turtle, American Gigolo
Post Date: 2009-01-24 07:42:55 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Sometimes Turtle does give it away for free. Rare, but it happens.
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