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Ohio man sues after being hit by stripper's shoe
Post Date: 2009-01-23 20:29:30 by X-15
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AKRON, Ohio (AP) — A northeast Ohio man who was smacked in the nose by a stripper's platform-style shoe is suing a nightclub for $25,000 over injuries he says will require surgery. Yusuf Evans says in a lawsuit filed Tuesday that he was seated near the stage at the XTC nightclub in Akron last year while a stripper nicknamed "Tiara" performed her routine. Evans says demonstrative kick caused the stripper's 1970s-style thick-heeled shoe to fly from her foot and into his face. He says he's had trouble breathing ever since. Evans' lawsuit in Summit County Common Pleas Court says XTC management allowed dancers to wear improper attire and required strippers to ...
Another YouTube Video Turtle Did
Post Date: 2009-01-22 21:02:56 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Turtle did this one a year ago, but it still shows His great multitalent.
A YouTube Video Turtle Did
Post Date: 2009-01-22 20:06:24 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I used Windows Movie Maker.
Turtle Opens Up Charity for Underpriveleged
Post Date: 2009-01-22 17:42:47 by Turtle
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Out of a sense of noblesse oblige, Turtle is opening up a charity for those less fortunate than He is in the Brain department. I am using the transporter to make copies of my Brain, which I will offer for free to the less mentally endowned. I am calling it "McBrains." I plan on making copies of my other organs, also for those less endowed than I am. One charity I will call "McWeezers." Unfortunately, most guys would rather have a Weezer than Brains. Fortunately, Turtle has much to spare in both departments.
Hey Turtle ~ I noticed your computer screen was dirty
Post Date: 2009-01-22 10:01:25 by OliviaFNewton
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Click here to clean it: www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf
Paul Blart, Mall Cop
Post Date: 2009-01-22 08:19:53 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Turtle could have written this, and is envious he did not.
Turtles Dramatic Rescue of the US Air Passengers and Crew in the Hudson River
Post Date: 2009-01-21 10:28:38 by Critter
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Poster Comment:The plane hits at 2:00 into the video. Ferries begin arriving at 4:00. If you look carefully, you can see turtle (or was that a suitcase?) floating around in the water trying to help out.
Buy ShamWows! Now!
Post Date: 2009-01-20 21:14:31 by X-15
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I’d like to talk to you about a man whom I’ve dubbed “Headset Vince”. He’s the guy from the ShamWow commercials. He wears a headset for reasons no one other than Vince can understand… maybe he’s expecting a phone call? From his agent offering him a better gig? Maybe his mom is calling to tell him that Stella from Bingo saw him on the teevee? I don’t know. What I do know is that this guy is someone who I, until now, felt the need to mock at any and every conceivable opportunity. Turns out, Headset Vince is actually one of the good guys, a hero. We need to stop mocking him and start celebrating him. And we need to buy his towels and nut choppers and ...
Turtle Argues with his Brother About His Pet Chicken
Post Date: 2009-01-20 17:18:52 by Turtle
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The Rolling Stones - Under My Thumb
Post Date: 2009-01-20 10:42:53 by OliviaFNewton
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Has the Obingo hajj to DC begun? [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2009-01-20 10:08:21 by Jethro Tull
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I stopped watching TeeVee right after the Steelers won Sunday night.
Turtle is Cold and Dreaming of a Better Place
Post Date: 2009-01-20 07:22:45 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I dreamed I was...warmer.
Finally your chance to Save Israel fromt the Evil Hamas Online video game
Post Date: 2009-01-19 18:47:24 by Old Friend
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Enjoy saving Israel. http://www.fupa.com/play/Shooting-free-games/save-israel.html I have a feeling none of you folks will be scoring many points.
Summertime, and the Living is Easy
Post Date: 2009-01-19 17:26:30 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Turtle is cold, so he closes his eyes and listens to this song, and goes to a much warmer and sunnier place.
Barak Obama mug shot list
Post Date: 2009-01-19 14:28:59 by Jethro Tull
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Poster Comment:Change baby.
The Hidden Gospel of Turtle
Post Date: 2009-01-18 19:06:48 by Turtle
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In the Year of Our Lord sometime in the pretty near future I hope, Turtle was crowned King and immediately hanged several thousand traitors, then kicked out all the illegal immigrants and most of the legal ones from the Third World, closed down the Federal Reserve and 90% of the federal government, closed down all the military bases around the world, stopped all our wars and brought our troops home, fired 90% of all police and armed all the citizens, deregulaated the economy and cut taxes 90% (oh, and closed down the IRS), then spent the rest of his time drinking wine, growing roses and chasing the babes. And peace and happiness reigned over all.
Lacuna Coil: Enjoy The Silence
Post Date: 2009-01-18 03:03:17 by FormerLurker
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A Commercial I Will Never Believe in a Million Years
Post Date: 2009-01-17 19:25:15 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:White people don't drink this crap, and I'll bet Mason thought it was the worst wine he ever tasted...if he ever tasted it. "What's the word....Thunderbird."
Your Favorite Drink
Post Date: 2009-01-17 16:39:29 by Turtle
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Turtle likes Half and Half (which tastes like real milk) with honey, cinnamon and vanilla. Yum....
Turtle's Idea of a Concert
Post Date: 2009-01-17 09:08:45 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Blue Man Group, Baba o"Reily. Can have a better female singer, though.
Nightwish, End of an Era
Post Date: 2009-01-17 02:22:55 by FormerLurker
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AC/DC whole lotta rosie
Post Date: 2009-01-16 19:07:08 by Old Friend
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Hell Explained by A Chemistry Student
Post Date: 2009-01-16 10:44:13 by OliviaFNewton
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HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term exam. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the ...
Turtle's Booty is Frozen, or, Al Gore is a Buffoon
Post Date: 2009-01-15 16:32:54 by Turtle
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When I got up this morning, it was zero, 14 below with the wind chill. When I started my van, the belt was so cold and stiff it squealed for three or or four seconds. The oil, at that temperature, has the thickness of honey. The transmission fluid isn't much better. The van was sloooowwww for the first two minutes, then started to warm up. I live in Missouri, not known as the coldest state. I can't remember the last time it was this cold. Must have been ten years ago. What happened to global warming? I guess it's over, an we're back to global cooling. Dang. Al Gore, you are a complete and utter fool, so shut up.
Swing Shift Cinderalla (1945)
Post Date: 2009-01-14 23:47:38 by X-15
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