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Latest Articles: 4play
The Great and Wonderful Turtle Fixes Pugs and Gurls
Post Date: 2009-02-18 07:40:04 by Turtle
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Since my first pug went to Pug Heave, I got Mickey, an abused, blind in one eye, seven year old rescue pug. His ribs were showing, his tail hung down, and he would not play. After a month, his ribs are no longer showing, his tail is curled, and he licks Turtle and now plays. Turtle fixe him but good. But them, Turtle is amazing. Turtle has also tamed several shews, as Shakespeare knew so well. Turtle his two Major Organs, his favorite one, and his Brain. His Minor Ones exists to support the Major Ones. Turtle has noticed most women just need a prper flogging with the appropriate Organ, and the shrewishness disappears. Turtle is amazing!
Dogs & Bird Trick: They Can Count!
Post Date: 2009-02-16 21:40:48 by James Deffenbach
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"The boys, Lucky and Chesster, wait for the "1, 2... 3!" command to eat their treat, but are tricked and tested to see if they know how to count!! Their baby sister, Nisha, the Solomon Island eclectus, marches up whenever she knows treats are being given out - she knows how to count, too!"
ms PEACHEZ "GETTO BAR B Q "
Post Date: 2009-02-16 21:16:00 by James Deffenbach
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Please Share This With Every Stressed-Out Person You Know
Post Date: 2009-02-16 20:41:20 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Turtle gets a big kick out of tormenting his pug with a laser.
My Wife Left Town With A Banana
Post Date: 2009-02-15 21:43:07 by farmfriend
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Allan Havey talks about Morons
Post Date: 2009-02-15 00:26:19 by Dakmar
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The Best Place in Town to Take a Leak [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2009-02-14 18:32:41 by Critter
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Or Critter's hedge against the depression... 1st full week in business, no advertising, no grand opening, no nothing, cept 52 tires sold, average sale $40 a tire, average cost per tire, $8. Yes sir, I picked the right place at the right time. There is gold in that there used rubber. :) I expect that this shop will do 150 tires a week by summer. If you're looking for a good biz for the coming depression, this is it. It's hard, dirty work, but it pays good.
Another One of Turtle's Truckload of Girls
Post Date: 2009-02-14 15:30:11 by Turtle
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That goofy-looking dork jumped in front of my camera,so Turtle teleported him to Pitcairn Island.
For Those Thinking About Messing with Turtle
Post Date: 2009-02-14 14:34:13 by Turtle
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All have been warned.
TurtleCat
Post Date: 2009-02-14 14:10:38 by purpleman
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Turtle's Ozark Palace
Post Date: 2009-02-14 09:48:52 by Turtle
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Since my father was a general contractor, I started building houses when I was 12. Never cared in the slightest for suburban houses, Now this, which is a strawbale house covered with stucco, or maybe just plaster, is just the kind of house I like. I could ever build this, and it wouldb't be that hard. Turtle has unusual tastes. But then, Turtle is usual, not to mention amazing!
One of Turtle's Favorite Novels
Post Date: 2009-02-13 19:50:21 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Someday Turtle is going to take over the world, and you just wait.
Turtle Saves the World -- Again
Post Date: 2009-02-13 07:15:35 by Turtle
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Religious police break hearts in Saudi Arabia
Post Date: 2009-02-12 14:10:29 by X-15
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RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) - Just days before Valentine's Day, a young Saudi woman desperately searched for a red teddy bear to buy for her boyfriend. But all Nof Faisal could find were blue and white ones, minus the "I love you" she wanted hers to declare. It's not because the store couldn't keep up with demand. It is because fear of the religious police forced the store's owner to strip the shelves of all red items, including the hottest-selling item: heart-festooned red plastic handcuffs inscribed, "Take me, I'm yours." As Feb. 14 approaches, the police begin inspecting gift shops for items that are red or are intended as gifts to mark the ...
Escalating Weapons
Post Date: 2009-02-12 03:14:43 by Prefrontal Vortex
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Poster Comment:Love these guys. I first saw them on The Upside Down Show.
GUN PORN LITERALLY(dont click on this thread if you are offended by female nudity)
Post Date: 2009-02-12 01:28:04 by freepatriot32
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christine you can delete this if necessary i saw this pic on another forum and was laughing my ass off and had to share it with someone this is theonly other forum i know where this wouldnt get me banned for even hinting about it :-) she would be hot enough for me to hit it if she was 300 pounds lighter
The Turtle Theater Matinee: "The Brain from the Planet Arous"
Post Date: 2009-02-11 17:23:32 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:If it had been Turtle's Brain, he would have won.
Hispanic shooting range
Post Date: 2009-02-10 18:31:41 by OliviaFNewton
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~Waiting In the Weeds~ - Eagles Cover
Post Date: 2009-02-10 18:08:45 by OliviaFNewton
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Poster Comment:Lyrics | Eagles lyrics - Waiting In The Weeds lyrics Just sweet.
herb alpert - rise 1979
Post Date: 2009-02-10 17:48:59 by farmfriend
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Poster Comment:This is my favorite Herb Alpert song.
Octuplets' mom receiving food stamps, disability for 3 older kids
Post Date: 2009-02-10 01:05:16 by Rotara
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LOS ANGELES — The California mother of octuplets already receives food stamps and disability payments to help feed and care for her six other children. Publicist Mike Furtney said Monday that Nadya Suleman receives $490 a month in food stamps. She also receives disability payments for three of her six previous children, but Suleman did not want to disclose the nature of her children's disabilities or the nature of those payments. In an interview that aired Monday, Suleman told NBC "Today" show anchor Ann Curry that she does not receive welfare. “In her view these are just payments made for people with legitimate needs and are not, in her view, welfare,” ...
'tube - High Noon - Frankie Lane
Post Date: 2009-02-09 21:19:54 by Jethro Tull
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Turtle Finishes his 1932 Ford Deuce Coupe
Post Date: 2009-02-09 06:17:35 by Turtle
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Unfortunately it's not the real thing, just a model, but it has wheels that turn, so Turtle runs it on the table and goes ZOOM! ZOOM! Someday Turtle will have the real thing and drive it 120 miles an hour on Turtle Island, where there are no speed limits on the highways.
You wonder why the Government is in trouble?
Post Date: 2009-02-08 20:21:42 by farmfriend
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You wonder why the Government is in trouble? This is kind of scary A Washington DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble! 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!) 2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in ...
Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing Wembley '85
Post Date: 2009-02-06 20:05:58 by Rotara
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Poster Comment:THIS IS A NO LIP-SYNCING ZONE
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