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Turtle's Favorite Novel and Movie
Post Date: 2009-01-30 06:45:45 by Turtle
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Glen Duncan - Sally Johnson
Post Date: 2009-01-29 18:58:37 by Prefrontal Vortex
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Poster Comment:Glen Duncan rocks. Last night on the radio I heard the 7:24 Sally Gooden from his self-named album and it is tremendous.
Don't Call Me Whitey, Nigger
Post Date: 2009-01-29 00:10:49 by X-15
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PETA's raunchy Superbowl ad pulled
Post Date: 2009-01-28 21:07:57 by Horse
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PETA's ad featuring near-naked women, vegetables and the slogan "vegetarians have better sex" has been pulled from NBC's Superbowl coverage. NBC is happy to run the spot, provided it makes 8 edits in the 30-second spot. In other words, lose all the vegetables.
Poster Comment:I was so shocked at this ad that I had to look at it three times.
Blowfish testicles prepared by unlicensed chef send 7 to Japanese hospital with poisoning
Post Date: 2009-01-28 15:35:04 by Jethro Tull
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TOKYO (AP) — Blowfish testicles prepared by an unauthorized chef sickened seven diners in northern Japan and three remained hospitalized Tuesday after eating the poisonous delicacy. The owner of the restaurant in Tsuruoka city, who is also the chef, had no license to serve blowfish and was being questioned on suspicion of professional negligence, police official Yoshihito Iwase said. Blowfish, while extremely poisonous if not prepared properly, is considered a delicacy in Japan and is consumed by thrill-seeking gourmets. Iwase said the seven men ordered sashimi and grilled blowfish testicles at the restaurant Monday night. Shortly after, they developed limb paralysis and ...
Welcome to Turtle Island
Post Date: 2009-01-28 10:19:26 by Turtle
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Welcome to Turtle Island, the best place in the world to live. Your bags will be carried to the hotel by Cynicom and James Deffenbach (no tipping is allowed). Turtle Island is ruled by the Turtle King, who has no rules beyond, "Do as you please and harm no one." Turtle Island is located in the middle of the Lake of the Ozarks, but is invisible like Brigadoon, and appears only once every ten year to take new people on. Turtle Island is sunny 365 days a years and is 72 degrees all year round. No tormenting the turtles is allowed.
Popeil's Pocket Obama Just $19.99!
Post Date: 2009-01-28 01:02:33 by Critter
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T.I.- Whatever You Like SPOOF! (OBAMA- Whatever I Like)
Post Date: 2009-01-27 19:44:08 by Old Friend
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If I Was a White Lady
Post Date: 2009-01-27 16:47:55 by James Deffenbach
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Winter In Montana
Post Date: 2009-01-27 02:13:02 by Original_Intent
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It's winter in Montana And the gentle breezes blow Seventy miles an hour At twenty-five below Oh, how I love Montana When the snow's up to your butt You take a breath of winter And your nose gets frozen shut Yes, the weather here is wonderful So I'll guess I'll hang around I could never leave Montana 'Cause I'm frozen to the ground
Night of A Thousand Jews!
Post Date: 2009-01-27 00:25:30 by bluegrass
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Turtle's Ex Once Called Turtle "a Pig"
Post Date: 2009-01-25 07:31:40 by Turtle
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Turtle does not particularly believe in cleaning the inside of cars. If women want to do it for me, that's fine. Turtle's now-deceased Cavalier, which went to Chevy Heaven with 480,000 miles on it, was comfortably filled with French fries, salad, paper mapkins, paper cups, empty pens, junk mail, empty tea bottles, candy wrappers, and other things which I have forgotten or have been in it for so long they are no longer recognizable. My ex once bought a bunch of cleaning supplies and spent hours cleaning the car and throwing out Turtle's riches. She told me I was a pig and compared me to the Peanuts character Pigpen. She also said she hated my car and was going to have it towed ...
Turtle, American Gigolo
Post Date: 2009-01-24 07:42:55 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Sometimes Turtle does give it away for free. Rare, but it happens.
Ohio man sues after being hit by stripper's shoe
Post Date: 2009-01-23 20:29:30 by X-15
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AKRON, Ohio (AP) — A northeast Ohio man who was smacked in the nose by a stripper's platform-style shoe is suing a nightclub for $25,000 over injuries he says will require surgery. Yusuf Evans says in a lawsuit filed Tuesday that he was seated near the stage at the XTC nightclub in Akron last year while a stripper nicknamed "Tiara" performed her routine. Evans says demonstrative kick caused the stripper's 1970s-style thick-heeled shoe to fly from her foot and into his face. He says he's had trouble breathing ever since. Evans' lawsuit in Summit County Common Pleas Court says XTC management allowed dancers to wear improper attire and required strippers to ...
Another YouTube Video Turtle Did
Post Date: 2009-01-22 21:02:56 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Turtle did this one a year ago, but it still shows His great multitalent.
A YouTube Video Turtle Did
Post Date: 2009-01-22 20:06:24 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I used Windows Movie Maker.
Turtle Opens Up Charity for Underpriveleged
Post Date: 2009-01-22 17:42:47 by Turtle
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Out of a sense of noblesse oblige, Turtle is opening up a charity for those less fortunate than He is in the Brain department. I am using the transporter to make copies of my Brain, which I will offer for free to the less mentally endowned. I am calling it "McBrains." I plan on making copies of my other organs, also for those less endowed than I am. One charity I will call "McWeezers." Unfortunately, most guys would rather have a Weezer than Brains. Fortunately, Turtle has much to spare in both departments.
Hey Turtle ~ I noticed your computer screen was dirty
Post Date: 2009-01-22 10:01:25 by OliviaFNewton
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Click here to clean it: www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf
Paul Blart, Mall Cop
Post Date: 2009-01-22 08:19:53 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Turtle could have written this, and is envious he did not.
Turtles Dramatic Rescue of the US Air Passengers and Crew in the Hudson River
Post Date: 2009-01-21 10:28:38 by Critter
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Poster Comment:The plane hits at 2:00 into the video. Ferries begin arriving at 4:00. If you look carefully, you can see turtle (or was that a suitcase?) floating around in the water trying to help out.
Buy ShamWows! Now!
Post Date: 2009-01-20 21:14:31 by X-15
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I’d like to talk to you about a man whom I’ve dubbed “Headset Vince”. He’s the guy from the ShamWow commercials. He wears a headset for reasons no one other than Vince can understand… maybe he’s expecting a phone call? From his agent offering him a better gig? Maybe his mom is calling to tell him that Stella from Bingo saw him on the teevee? I don’t know. What I do know is that this guy is someone who I, until now, felt the need to mock at any and every conceivable opportunity. Turns out, Headset Vince is actually one of the good guys, a hero. We need to stop mocking him and start celebrating him. And we need to buy his towels and nut choppers and ...
Turtle Argues with his Brother About His Pet Chicken
Post Date: 2009-01-20 17:18:52 by Turtle
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The Rolling Stones - Under My Thumb
Post Date: 2009-01-20 10:42:53 by OliviaFNewton
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Has the Obingo hajj to DC begun? [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2009-01-20 10:08:21 by Jethro Tull
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I stopped watching TeeVee right after the Steelers won Sunday night.
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