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Turtle is Cold and Dreaming of a Better Place
Post Date: 2009-01-20 07:22:45 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I dreamed I was...warmer.
Finally your chance to Save Israel fromt the Evil Hamas Online video game
Post Date: 2009-01-19 18:47:24 by Old Friend
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Enjoy saving Israel. http://www.fupa.com/play/Shooting-free-games/save-israel.html I have a feeling none of you folks will be scoring many points.
Summertime, and the Living is Easy
Post Date: 2009-01-19 17:26:30 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Turtle is cold, so he closes his eyes and listens to this song, and goes to a much warmer and sunnier place.
Barak Obama mug shot list
Post Date: 2009-01-19 14:28:59 by Jethro Tull
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Poster Comment:Change baby.
The Hidden Gospel of Turtle
Post Date: 2009-01-18 19:06:48 by Turtle
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In the Year of Our Lord sometime in the pretty near future I hope, Turtle was crowned King and immediately hanged several thousand traitors, then kicked out all the illegal immigrants and most of the legal ones from the Third World, closed down the Federal Reserve and 90% of the federal government, closed down all the military bases around the world, stopped all our wars and brought our troops home, fired 90% of all police and armed all the citizens, deregulaated the economy and cut taxes 90% (oh, and closed down the IRS), then spent the rest of his time drinking wine, growing roses and chasing the babes. And peace and happiness reigned over all.
Lacuna Coil: Enjoy The Silence
Post Date: 2009-01-18 03:03:17 by FormerLurker
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A Commercial I Will Never Believe in a Million Years
Post Date: 2009-01-17 19:25:15 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:White people don't drink this crap, and I'll bet Mason thought it was the worst wine he ever tasted...if he ever tasted it. "What's the word....Thunderbird."
Your Favorite Drink
Post Date: 2009-01-17 16:39:29 by Turtle
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Turtle likes Half and Half (which tastes like real milk) with honey, cinnamon and vanilla. Yum....
Turtle's Idea of a Concert
Post Date: 2009-01-17 09:08:45 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Blue Man Group, Baba o"Reily. Can have a better female singer, though.
Nightwish, End of an Era
Post Date: 2009-01-17 02:22:55 by FormerLurker
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AC/DC whole lotta rosie
Post Date: 2009-01-16 19:07:08 by Old Friend
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Hell Explained by A Chemistry Student
Post Date: 2009-01-16 10:44:13 by OliviaFNewton
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HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term exam. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the ...
Turtle's Booty is Frozen, or, Al Gore is a Buffoon
Post Date: 2009-01-15 16:32:54 by Turtle
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When I got up this morning, it was zero, 14 below with the wind chill. When I started my van, the belt was so cold and stiff it squealed for three or or four seconds. The oil, at that temperature, has the thickness of honey. The transmission fluid isn't much better. The van was sloooowwww for the first two minutes, then started to warm up. I live in Missouri, not known as the coldest state. I can't remember the last time it was this cold. Must have been ten years ago. What happened to global warming? I guess it's over, an we're back to global cooling. Dang. Al Gore, you are a complete and utter fool, so shut up.
Swing Shift Cinderalla (1945)
Post Date: 2009-01-14 23:47:38 by X-15
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What is the one song that you simply must turn up the volume on, you have no choice.
Post Date: 2009-01-14 16:59:31 by PSUSA
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Here's mine, recorded live. I prefer live recordings over studio versions. More energy.
Poster Comment:Just curious, and just to lighten things up a little.
Hangover finalists, 2007
Post Date: 2009-01-14 15:10:07 by Jethro Tull
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Poster Comment:Hangover Finalists 2007Posted in Humour (Other), Picture Worth 1000 Words • Tags: Hangover Finalists 2007 • Author: HART (1-800-HART) call HART crazy .. but N.S.F.W. (Not Safe For Work) .. and N.S.W.T.K.A.A. (Not Safe While The Kids Are Around - if you think you were one of the finalists in one of these pictures!). These pictures were FWD57;ed to me in my Email and btw - that JoeMonster.org site is pretty cool - and you hardly notice it57;s in Polish I57;m not really sure there was an 60;official contest61; or if these were actually 60;finalists61; but, some of them are really quite funny! Hangover Finalists 2007 And The Winner Is 70; Share This
How to Have That Great Looking Turtle Hair
Post Date: 2009-01-13 18:16:10 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:My mother used to use this stuff on me when I was a kid because I had untameable Wild Jungle Hair. I got so used to using it I got two 50-gallon drums back in the '70s and still have one drum left.
Straight Razor Shave
Post Date: 2009-01-13 07:56:13 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:You have to have really tough skin to get away with this. The barber used to shave the back of my neck with a straight razor when I was 12. Then I used a safety razor as a teen and cut myself to pieces. The first time I used a styptic penciel was the last time. Then I bought a Norelco tripleheader and have never left.
The Humorless of the Left
Post Date: 2009-01-13 06:27:23 by Turtle
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My political entry into the left (and by this I mean the real left, beyond the Democratic Party) came a little more than twenty years ago in New Orleans, when, as a college student I became involved in the fight against U.S. intervention in Central America. In particular, the groups of which I was a part sought to end military aid to the death squad governments in El Salvador and Guatemala, and to block support for the contra thugs our nation was arming in Nicaragua, who by that time had already killed about 30,000 civilians in their war with the nominally socialist Sandinista government. It was the first place where I came into contact with folks who defined themselves as radicals (I ...
Knowledge and Half-knowledge
Post Date: 2009-01-13 01:45:14 by IndieTX
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Knowledge and Half-knowledge Four frogs sat upon a log that lay floating on the edge of a river. Suddenly the log was caught by the current and swept slowly down the stream. The frogs were delighted and absorbed, for never before had they sailed. At length the first frog spoke, and said, “This is indeed a most marvellous log. It moves as if alive. No such log was ever known before.” Then the second frog spoke, and said, “Nay, my friend, the log is like other logs, and does not move. It is the river that is walking to the sea, and carries us and the log with it.” And the third frog spoke, and said, “It is neither the log nor the river that moves. The moving is in ...
"Turtle! Come back, Turtle!"
Post Date: 2009-01-12 17:18:04 by Turtle
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Mickey has a little bit of separation anxiety and looks like this every time I return to my van. He's blind in his right eye.
The Sailboat Turtle Had as a Kid
Post Date: 2009-01-12 08:07:46 by Turtle
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I got this sailboat as a teenager after my parents smoked about 10,000 packs of Kools and I sent in the coupons and got this Sea Snark. It was made of Styrofoam, had a plasic sail, and a plywood rudder. I thought it would be good for picking up chicks but no gurls would ever get in it. Too scared, I guess. Guys would get in it, so we took it out on a small lake that three of my friends lived on. It was so sturdy that three of us could get in it. The sail would acually propell us across the lake. Then we had to get out, turn the boat around, and sail back across. None of us ever fell out, either.
Turtle Goes on a Float Trip
Post Date: 2009-01-12 07:54:39 by Turtle
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I didn't go currently but I went last summer, down the Current River in the Ozarks, although this trip was more in the middle of the state. Ha ha! Eat your hearts out! Everyone envies Turtle.
Mickey the Pug Day Three
Post Date: 2009-01-12 07:09:58 by Turtle
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When I picked Mickey the pug up from the pug rescue, which was located in their tiny house stuffed with 12 pugs, they gave him to me for free, with the adoption fee waived. He's blind in his shriveled right eye, and also has some digestive allergies. They had them under control, but they've come back from being in a new place. At least he learned immediately to go to the front door, so he potties outside, He's got some separation anxiety and tries to jump out of the car to follow me, and always wants to sit in my lap. Finally, though, he's finally feeling secure enough so that's he's sleeping on the bed behind me, and I don't have to have a 16-pound pug trying ...
"TheDishwasher" - the Mr. Obvious Show
Post Date: 2009-01-12 06:26:01 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Damn Mexican dishwashers don't even last 20 years.
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