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Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me
Post Date: 2009-01-05 08:00:22 by James Deffenbach
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Hold me, hold me Never let me go until you've told me, told me What I want to know and then just hold me, hold me Make me tell you I'm in love with you Thrill me (thrill me), thrill me (thrill me) Walk me down the lane where shadows Will be (will be) will be (will be) Hiding lovers just the same as we'll be, we'll be When you make me tell you I love you They told me be sensible with your new love Don't be fooled, thinking this is the last you'll find But they never stood in the dark with you, love When you take me in your arms And drive me slowly out of my mind Kiss me (kiss me), kiss me (kiss me) And when you do, I'll know that you will Miss me (miss me), miss ...
The Year in Review ~ Dave Barry
Post Date: 2009-01-03 19:30:40 by OliviaFNewton
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How weird a year was it? Here's how weird: O.J. actually got convicted of something. Gasoline hit $4 a gallon -- and those were the good times. On several occasions, "Saturday Night Live" was funny. There were a few days there in October when you could not completely rule out the possibility that the next Treasury secretary would be Joe the Plumber. Finally, and most weirdly, for the first time in history, the voters elected a president who -- despite the skeptics who said such a thing would never happen in the United States-- was neither a Bush nor a Clinton. Of course, not all the events of 2008 were weird. Some were depressing. The only U.S. industries that ...
Titan the Horny Pug
Post Date: 2009-01-02 07:13:48 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Music, soft lights, a fireplace....romantic. Pugs are notorous for humping their toys.
The Village Turtle Lives In
Post Date: 2009-01-01 07:37:56 by Turtle
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Better than Brigadoon.
Happy New Year, baby!
Post Date: 2008-12-31 21:13:08 by Jethro Tull
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How to Boil Lobsters
Post Date: 2008-12-31 15:39:18 by Rotara
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From your New England for Visitors Guide Boiling is probably the most popular way to cook New England lobsters, and it's easier than you might think! Difficulty Level: Easy Time Required: 25 minutes Here's How: Fill a large pot half to two-thirds full with water.Set your burner to high heat and bring water to a rolling boil. Add lobsters to the pot head first, making sure that they are completely submerged.Cover the pot tightly and return to a boil as quickly as possible.Once water is boiling again, cook the lobsters 10 minutes for the first pound and 3 additional minutes for each additional pound, i.e., cook a two-pound lobster for 13 minutes.When the ...
Lucky One
Post Date: 2008-12-30 22:35:05 by James Deffenbach
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"What Kind of Fool" - Bill Deal and the Rhondells
Post Date: 2008-12-30 20:01:20 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I rarely listen to music in the car, the music is so bad. I can no longer tolerate "Hotel California," which was a lousy song in the first place. Today, while abou 200 miles from where I live, I ran across an oldies station, and it was playing songs I've never heard. Like this one.
Brazilian versus Argentinian
Post Date: 2008-12-30 19:37:38 by James Deffenbach
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It has come to my attention that the folks in Brazil are not really crazy about their neighbors, the Argentinians. Here is a popular joke in Brazil, hope you like it. A Brazilian was sitting having his breakfast in a hotel. An Argentinian comes in chewing gum and sits down near to the Brazilian and tries to start a conversation. Argentinian: Do you eat the whole slice of bread, even the crust? Brazilian (not happy about this development): Certainly. Argentinian: We don´t. We eat only the middle and collect all the crusts in a container, then we process it and transform the crusts into croissants and sell it to Brazil. The Brazilian listens quietly while the Argentinian insists: ...
The 12 Days Of Global Warming
Post Date: 2008-12-28 22:32:55 by farmfriend
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Laura: Shoe-throwing 'was an assault'
Post Date: 2008-12-28 17:19:44 by Rotara
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First Lady Laura Bush wasn’t amused when an Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at the president during a news conference in Baghdad earlier this month. “It was an assault,” she said. “And the president laughed it off, he wasn’t hurt, he’s very quick as you know he’s a natural athlete and ducked it, but on the other hand it was an assault.” But despite her unhappiness, the first lady saw an upside to the Dec. 14 event. “As bad as the incident is, in my view, it is a sign that Iraqis feel a lot more free to express themselves,” she said. "I know that if Saddam Hussein had been there the man wouldn't have been released, and probably ...
"So Happy Together" - the Turtles
Post Date: 2008-12-28 15:53:55 by Turtle
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Turtle's Life in the Ozarks
Post Date: 2008-12-28 09:38:23 by Turtle
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Turtle has friends in 'high places'
Post Date: 2008-12-28 00:15:52 by Itisa1mosttoolate
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They're at least 5 ft 4 in taller than him and he bits the hand that feeds him
Turtle wants to play with his cat but you know how independent they can be.
Post Date: 2008-12-27 23:58:06 by Itisa1mosttoolate
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Best "Play Dead" Trick Ever
Post Date: 2008-12-27 20:05:39 by Turtle
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"Can You Dig It?" - the Mock Turtles
Post Date: 2008-12-27 15:59:22 by Turtle
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The Devil went down to Jamaica
Post Date: 2008-12-27 12:56:33 by freepatriot32
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A Great Day to Whoop Somebody's Ass
Post Date: 2008-12-26 17:38:43 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Cheer up - when things collapse Turtle will come out of the Ozarks and chew bubblegum and kick ass.
Keeping the Oval Office for whites only
Post Date: 2008-12-26 14:40:11 by Jethro Tull
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Keeping the Oval Office for whites only Les Payne December 8, 2008 Two prominent black conservatives are fighting to keep the Oval Office reserved for whites only by attempting to block the seating of Barack Obama as the nation's first African-American president. Justice Clarence Thomas placed the lawsuit challenging Obama's U.S. citizenship on the court calendar for a hearing. Sen. Obama and his campaign say that the president-elect has an authentic birth certificate showing that he was born in Hawaii, on Aug. 4, 1961, and is thus a "natural-born" U.S. citizen. Hawaiian officials agree. The New Jersey case, Donofrio v. Wells, however, petitions that the Electoral ...
"Victoria" -- the Kinks
Post Date: 2008-12-25 17:20:32 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:"Though I am poor, I am free."
Turtle Gets Meerschaum Pipe for Christmas
Post Date: 2008-12-25 16:57:01 by Turtle
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One of my gurls got me this. Click for Full Text!
Bette Midler - Cool Yule ~ Merry Christmas ~
Post Date: 2008-12-25 09:40:01 by OliviaFNewton
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Poster Comment:I like the Louie Armstrong version better.. still this is fun.
Turtle has hard time making ends meet at job
Post Date: 2008-12-25 08:08:14 by Turtle
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"Christmas Time is Here" - Diane Reeves
Post Date: 2008-12-25 07:24:16 by Turtle
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