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a charlie brown heavy metal christmas
Post Date: 2008-12-24 15:13:34 by freepatriot32
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Most Pregnant Pug in the World
Post Date: 2008-12-24 14:28:01 by Turtle
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`Twas Da Night Befo` Christmas
Post Date: 2008-12-24 11:47:18 by James Deffenbach
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`Twas Da Night Befo` Christmas Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by Bumpin phat beats cuz the system's fly I bounced to the window at a quarter pas' Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's-- well anyway I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this! She said, Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness I said, for real doe, come check dis out We ...
The Official Santa Babe Thread
Post Date: 2008-12-23 19:16:41 by Rotara
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Turtle and the Colossus of New York
Post Date: 2008-12-23 18:56:02 by Turtle
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You see that goofy movie poster over there on your right side? It's from the movie, The Colossus of New York, an obscure and pretty good black-and-white SF/horror film. I keep that poster not only stored on my computer, but printed out and framed on my wall. Let me explain. When I was barely five years old, my parents took my sister and me to the movies. Colossus was playing, although it took me a few decades and some people at the Internet Movie Database to identify the film. I remember absolutely nothing about the movie except one thing. As I sat in the darkness of the movie theater, my feet dangling Robert-Reich-like above the floor, the Colossus appeared on a balcony on the ...
Merry Christmas to Our Families and Friends Wherever They May Be
Post Date: 2008-12-23 17:51:44 by James Deffenbach
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We wish you peace, joy, love, health, wealth and happiness. Click for Full Text!
Poster Comment:This is one of our favorite songs* (also one of our favorite videos). Hope you like it too. *Deborah by Jon Anderson and Vangelis :) from the Private Collection album.
"My Enormous Penis" - Da Vinci's Notbooks
Post Date: 2008-12-23 04:15:26 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I heard this guys on "The Bob and Tom Show" a few years ago and found them on YouTube a few days ago.
Sock It To The Holidays!
Post Date: 2008-12-23 00:09:07 by farmfriend
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REBECCA LYNN
Post Date: 2008-12-22 16:57:56 by James Deffenbach
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never lick a photo copier...video
Post Date: 2008-12-22 12:49:37 by gengis gandhi
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Ha ha! Eat Some More!
Post Date: 2008-12-21 06:58:32 by Turtle
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This is the Marriot Horizons in Branson. It is where Turtle stays when he visits Branson. They actually have a bar at the pol. You can stand in the water and drink. Although I ended up sitting. Click for Full Text!
Keep Eating Your Hearts Out
Post Date: 2008-12-21 06:47:04 by Turtle
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This is Laura Ingalls Wilder's house in Mansfield MO. This is where she wrote all her Little House on the Prarie books. This house was mostly built by her husband, Almanzo, and almost all the furniture is handmade. I've only been in it one time. You're not allowed upstairs anymore, which is where their daughter Rose Wilder Lane lived as a child. When she grew up she became a famed libertarian writer, and pretty much ghost-wrote her mother's novels for her. Click for Full Text!
Eat Your Heart Out Some More!
Post Date: 2008-12-21 06:23:26 by Turtle
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This is the entrance to Marvel Cave in the Missouri Ozarks. See that tower at the top? That's how you get in. You walk down in from the top. Is that cool or what? Missouri has more caves and more wineries than any other state. I was once driving with my girlfriend through Mansfield MO, which is where Laura Ingalls Wilder lived most of her life, and there was a little winery off the highway called the Gloria Winery. She wanted to buy a bottle of wine because her mom is named Gloria, so we stopped. The parking was on a gravel lot, and the sign said, "Honk horn." So we did. It was an older couple living in a trailer, and the vinyard was maybe half an acre. They bottled ...
Y'all Just Eat Your Hearts Out!
Post Date: 2008-12-21 06:10:27 by Turtle
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This is Cave Spring on the Current River in the Missouri Ozarks. You can paddle your canoe in it, which I have done. Nothing like a nice, long, lazy float trip down the Current River. Click for Full Text!
Turtle'sThird Virtual Baby
Post Date: 2008-12-20 18:10:25 by Turtle
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I can just feel the envy. Click for Full Text!
Turtle's Second Virtual Baby
Post Date: 2008-12-20 17:00:55 by Turtle
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This was with a different woman than the first virtual Routan baby, but it looks almost exactly the same. But then, the second woman looks like the first. Click for Full Text!
Global Freezing Map [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2008-12-20 15:47:33 by Jethro Tull
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Will someone please tell the global warming psychotics to stick their f**king heads out the window of their hovels?
Natural Born Citizen
Post Date: 2008-12-20 10:34:38 by christine
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The following is a funny and true story shared with me by KC Williams who teaches AP Government at Santa Fe High School in New Mexico. In one of KC's classes, they were discussing the qualifications to be president of the United States . It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair this was for the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. KC and the class were just taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her ...
Senator Hair will "fight, fight, fight"
Post Date: 2008-12-19 18:38:50 by Jethro Tull
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Catching Turtles
Post Date: 2008-12-19 18:04:18 by Critter
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A friends showed me how to catch snapping turtles years ago. You take a dead fish, maybe a perch, and hook it on a fishing pole. Clip a large (3 inch) red and white bobber onto the line right next to the fish and cast it out into the pond. Jiggle it around a bit and before long, any snappers in the pond will come around. When one grabs the fish the bobber will disappear, and you just reel it in very slowly. They won't let go of food once it is in their mouth, unless they get spooked. Once it is at the shore, you may have to get wet to grab it and drag it out, but it can be worth it. We used to catch turtles up to about 30lbs like that. Click for Full Text!
How to Make Turtle Soup
Post Date: 2008-12-19 17:38:50 by Critter
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Making turtle soup from scratch is definitely not for the squeamish because you must start with a whole turtle. The following recipe is an old 19th century recipe and will render the most delicious turtle soup you will ever taste. Bon appetit! Instructions Difficulty: Moderate Things You’ll Need: Cooked turtle meat, dicedTwo egg whites1/2 shredded lemon rind1/4 cup sherry1 quart brown stockLarge potWire whiskCheesecloth Prepare the Turtle Step 1 Cut the turtle's head off in one quick blow, if using a live turtle. Immediately plunge the turtles head and body into a pan of very cold water. Step 2 When the bleeding has stopped, change the water and thoroughly scrub the shell ...
Turtle's Hero [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2008-12-19 17:22:25 by Turtle
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In the First Light (Glad)
Post Date: 2008-12-19 17:13:28 by DeaconBenjamin
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Turtle's Car, R.I.P.
Post Date: 2008-12-19 16:39:03 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:1998 Chevy Cavalier, 525,000 miles. First engine blew at 334,00 but the transmission was still running. Put in a transmission and engine with 20,000 miles. Finally, the second transmission went out. Got a 2000 Chevy S-10, 92,000 miles, a little body damage near one rear tire, and a stick-shift (which no one can drive anymore). Cost: $2000.
"This Old Heart of Mine" - Rod Stewart/Ron Isley
Post Date: 2008-12-18 16:17:57 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I don't know if I like the original Isley Brothers version better, or this one.
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