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Joan Osborne - What Becomes Of The Broken Hearted
Post Date: 2008-12-18 13:14:32 by Jethro Tull
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French Bulldog vs. Turtle
Post Date: 2008-12-18 07:08:41 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:French bulldogs remind me of pugs. They're just as silly. I ran across one at a plumbing company recently. He was waiting at the door wagging his entire rear end, and after I rubbed his head and patted his back, he bought me a plastic toy so we could play tug-of-war.
How to be as Smart as Turtle
Post Date: 2008-12-18 06:45:56 by Turtle
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I drink one glass, daily, of a red wine called Pinot Noir, which contains high amounts of resveratrol -- good for the arteries. I eat fish and when I don't I take fish oil, which contains the fatty acids that make up a large part of your brain. In the summer I get 20 minutes of sunlight a day, for the Vitamin D. In the winter I use cod liver oil, which I will be the first to admit is something you want to take while holding your nose. I take one tablespoon of collodial minerals a day for the trace minerals. I walk for exercise. I don't worry about money. It does no good. I avoid crowds, which are nothing but stress anyway. I live in a cave and have lots of peace and quiet. It ...
Turtle Encounters Manscara
Post Date: 2008-12-17 21:38:02 by Turtle
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I get onto an elevator today and find myself standing next to some guy, late 50s, who is wearing full makeup, including dangling earrings. He had also shaved his eyebrows and drawn new ones on. He wasn't some lisping flap-wristed faggot, but looked like a regular guy. Turns out we were going to the same place. After he concluded his business I asked the receptionist if he came there often, and she said yes, and that at first he threw her for a loop, but could now tolerate him. She still thought he was nuts, though. First time I've ever seen a guy wear eyeliner. Manscara, I guess. Click for Full Text!
When The Man Comes Around - Johnny Cash
Post Date: 2008-12-17 14:58:48 by Rotara
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Poster Comment:"The Whirlwind Is In The Thorn Trees"
Burka Abeam
Post Date: 2008-12-17 13:36:37 by christine
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This was just emailed to me. At first I thought it must be Photoshopped, but Comment #11 would indicate some kind of independent corroboration. If it's real, all I can say is "Good grief" and link over to my "Authorized Journalist" files. Either way, it's funny. Anyone who can verify or debunk, please weigh in. UPDATE: CONFIRMED AS REAL. The person who sent it to me is also the one who scanned it. He tells me "it ran in the Los Angeles Daily News on Dec 10, 08 on Page A21." Dec. 16 UPDATE: Jay Leno talked about it last night (start at 10:43 into the show). Click for Full Text!
If you let this man kill you.....
Post Date: 2008-12-16 20:17:19 by X-15
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...the Valkyries will not come and bring you to Valhalla. Click for Full Text!
From Turtle's Christmas wish-list....
Post Date: 2008-12-16 19:20:48 by X-15
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The Heart Attack Grill - A Meal to Die for
Post Date: 2008-12-16 18:52:57 by Jethro Tull
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Can't Believe I Never Knew This
Post Date: 2008-12-15 19:20:07 by christine
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I had to go into the kitchen and check this out for myself. Whoever looks at the end of your aluminum foil box? You know when you try to pull some foil out and the roll comes out of the box. Then you have to put the roll back in the box and start over. The darn roll always comes out at the wrong time. Well, I would like to share this with you. Yesterday I went to throw out an empty Reynolds foil box and for some reason I turned it and looked at the end of the box. And written on the end it said, Press here to lock end. Right there on the end of the box is a tab to lock the roll in place. How long has this little locking tab been there? I then looked at a generic brand of aluminum foil and ...
If I Was A White Lady
Post Date: 2008-12-15 19:04:28 by James Deffenbach
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Great Orators of the Republican Party
Post Date: 2008-12-15 18:44:35 by LACUMO
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The Great Orators of the Republican Party There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know. -Donald Rumsfeld You won't have Richard Nixon to kick around anymore. 1960 election I am not a crook! -Richard Nixon "Why should we hear about body bagsand Deaths? It's not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?" -Barbara Bush. March 13,2003 "I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." —Ronald Reagan ...
Megadeth Symphony of Destruction
Post Date: 2008-12-15 17:25:13 by Rotara
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Great Orators of the Democratic Party
Post Date: 2008-12-15 15:04:24 by 2big2fail
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Great Orators of the Democratic Party Great Orators of the Democratic Party..."One man with courage makes a majority." - Andrew Jackson "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - Franklin D. Roosevelt "The buck stops here." - Harry S. Truman "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." - John F. Kennedy And for today"s Democrats... "It depends what your definition of "IS" is?"" - Bill Clinton "That Obama - I would like to cut his NUTS off." - Jesse Jackson ...
Into the Mystic (V Morrison Cover) - Acoustic Soul (excellent)
Post Date: 2008-12-14 22:58:49 by OliviaFNewton
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Poster Comment:Lyrics | Van Morrison lyrics - Into The Mystic lyrics
Lawyer
Post Date: 2008-12-14 22:13:50 by christine
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also." The second ...
The Adorable Cuteness of Turtle
Post Date: 2008-12-14 15:34:26 by Turtle
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Ha! Even Cynicom will have to admit Turtle is adorably cute! Just ask all the gurls! Click for Full Text!
Indie's Finnish Girlfriend
Post Date: 2008-12-14 11:45:00 by IndieTX
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Routan Babymaker 3000
Post Date: 2008-12-13 16:14:26 by Turtle
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There is a site called Routan Babymaker 3000, in which you can upload a picture of yourself and someone of the opposite sex, and it'll show what your baby might look like. This is mine. Click for Full Text!
Turtle Breaks his Rocking Chair
Post Date: 2008-12-13 10:29:56 by Turtle
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I have a Heywood Wakefield rocking chair from about 1940. It's just a generic oak one, nothing special, but two days ago I leaned back in it and entire back broke off and I fell over backwards onto the bed. I got six screw from a hardware store and repaired it, and still have the old screws, which are rusted and the most bizarre-looking screws I have ever seen. Heywood Wakefield was the most cutting-edge furniture manufacturer in the '50's and their better stuff goes for a lot of money. Not this rocking chair, unfortunately. Click for Full Text!
Mr. Obvious -- Bob and Tom Show
Post Date: 2008-12-13 09:36:07 by Turtle
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Bob and Tom are the only truly funny guys I've heard on the radio.
Bogus Basin 2008 winter fun
Post Date: 2008-12-12 19:59:51 by OliviaFNewton
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Dogs Get Jealous
Post Date: 2008-12-12 07:29:08 by Turtle
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When an owner pats their dog on the head and coos 'Who's a clever boy?', they might not be so far from the truth. Scientists have found that our canine friends are intensely jealous creatures prone to a raft of complex emotions. Just like us, they can feel the unpleasant pang of jealously, as well as pride, envy and embarrassment. In particular, dogs hate to see their owners offering affection to other dogs and can suffer badly when a new boyfriend or girlfriend is brought home. dogs dog dogs Dogs are susceptible to sausage envy, scientists have demonstrated. In this sequence the black and white dog did not receive food for giving their paw in a trial. After observing ...
How to Talk to Girls
Post Date: 2008-12-12 07:22:54 by Turtle
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ZOSIA BIELSKI 'A crush is like a love disease. It can drive you mad." That's wisdom from nine-year-old Alec Greven. After watching his classmates mingling at recess, the Colorado third-grader decided the boys needed some help. With a creative writing assignment due, Alec spun his observations into a pamphlet called How to Talk to Girls - which then sold for $3 (U.S.) at the school fair. The project has gained Alec international media coverage, a publishing deal and now a film deal - Fox bought the rights on Tuesday. He's already planning his next books - they'll tackle mom, dad and Santa. While some of his advice is kid stuff ("Control your hyperness and cut ...
Country Road (JTaylor cover) by Acoustic Soul
Post Date: 2008-12-12 00:22:42 by OliviaFNewton
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Lyrics | James Taylor lyrics - Country Road lyrics Click for Full Text!
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