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Hillary Clinton to accept Obama's offer of secretary of state job
Post Date: 2008-11-17 18:42:51 by Yellow Cake
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President-elect Barack Obama reaching out to former rivals to build a broad coalition Ewen MacAskill in Washington guardian.co.uk, Monday November 17 2008 21.48 GMT Article history Hillary Clinton plans to accept the job of secretary of state offered by Barack Obama, who is reaching out to former rivals to build a broad coalition administration, the Guardian has learned. Obama's advisers have begun looking into Bill Clinton's foundation, which distributes millions of dollars to Africa to help with development, to ensure that there is no conflict of interest. But Democrats do not believe that the vetting is likely to be a problem. Clinton would be well placed to become the ...
Things Not To Say During Sex
Post Date: 2008-11-17 16:50:22 by Turtle
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1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 4. A little rug burn never hurt anyone! 5. Can you please pass me the clicker? 6. On second thought, turn off the lights. 7. Do we get any premium movie channels? 8. Try not to ruin my make-up. 9. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in our bed? 10. I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs! 11. So much for the fulfillment of my sexual fantasies! 12. Maybe we SHOULD call Dr. Ruth... 13. Did you know the ceiling needs painting? 14. I think you have it on backwards. 15. You're good enough to do this for a living! 16. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance... 17. ...
Another Turtle Conservation with His Ex
Post Date: 2008-11-17 16:43:34 by Turtle
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ME: Do you know what squash is? HER: It's a vegetable. ME: No, it's how you kill a chicken! HER: YOU ARE NOT FUNNY!
Poster Comment:I just love driving her nuts.
How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
Post Date: 2008-11-17 12:19:02 by James Deffenbach
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana' 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 9. Sing Along At The Opera. ...
HEAR!!! HEAR!!!! ~
Post Date: 2008-11-17 12:11:35 by Amandil
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Œ79; Wednesday, November 05 By Neil Cavuto - - FOX NEWS Ripped For Being Out of Touch, He Chose Just The Right Touch He was classy. Magnanimous. A gentleman. Ripped for being out of touch, he chose just the right touch. A man who critics say only mangled his words. Conjured just the right ones. I'm not talking about John McCain yesterday. I'm talking about President Bush today. McCain gave a classy speech. The President made a classy gesture. Offering only good words for the man who repudiated his run of the White House. But going one better - - inviting Barack and Michelle Obama to the White House. To see the place, and talk about the place, and the pressures of the ...
Roy D Mercer Prank Calls the Police
Post Date: 2008-11-16 20:17:38 by James Deffenbach
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Roy D Mercer Chews Out Navy Recruiter
Post Date: 2008-11-16 20:02:39 by James Deffenbach
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Gay Yorkie
Post Date: 2008-11-16 19:54:44 by James Deffenbach
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Comedian James Gregory on the Typical American Lunch
Post Date: 2008-11-16 14:09:56 by James Deffenbach
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Twilight Zone
Post Date: 2008-11-16 00:18:04 by James Deffenbach
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Ozzy: A song for everything
Post Date: 2008-11-15 17:53:15 by PSUSA
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Every time I hear this song, I think of Smirk Ozzy: More "christian" than most christians? Crazy but thats how it goes, millions of people living as foes. Here's one of my favorite South Park clips, just for the heck of it.
Frets on Fire - Boston - Peace of Mind
Post Date: 2008-11-14 21:23:33 by OliviaFNewton
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Lyrics | Boston - Peace Of Mind lyrics
John Boy & Billy: Mad Max...PMS and Lesbians
Post Date: 2008-11-14 19:57:26 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:From the #1 rated morning show in the south/southeast. Don't get to listen often but they crack me up.
Reparations Check Prank Call
Post Date: 2008-11-14 01:37:06 by James Deffenbach
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Obama and McCain in a Barbershop.
Post Date: 2008-11-13 23:35:18 by Old Friend
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Ok I saw this joke over at LP. I can't recall who wrote it or posted it but it went something like this. John McCain and Barrack Obama were both getting a haircut and happened to be in the same barbershop. No one was saying anything because they didn't want politics to come up and an argument to ensue. Anyway when Obama's barber was finished he asked Obama if he would like some aftershave. Obama looked at the Barber and said "are you kidding me my wife would think I had been at a whore house". Shortly thereafter John McCains barber finished and nervously looked at Mr. McCain and said sir would you like some aftershave. Mr. McCain said sure would, my wife wouldn't ...
Spotting Scopes
Post Date: 2008-11-13 22:53:21 by rack42
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I went to a local Cabela's to get a spotting scope. In my opinion, they all suck. Why? Lack of eye relief. I don't get it. Even high-end scopes have crappy eye relief. I'm torqued because I wear glasses and when zooming with those scopes at Cabela, well, I was less than impressed over my Tasco telescope that I received as a Christmas present in 1960. I've seen reviews of Leopold and was disheartened; even that glass was on the edge of crap. Are all spotting scopes meant for those with 20-20 vision? Well, that's my rant for today.
Turtle's Conversation with His Ex
Post Date: 2008-11-13 18:16:56 by Turtle
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ME: What do you do when someone is having a seizure in a bathtub? HER: Well, the first thing you do is get them out. ME: No, you put in a load of laundry! HER: That's not funny.
Poster Comment:Some people have no sense of humor, although I did get her to finally laugh.
Federal Reserve Bails Out Metallica Album
Post Date: 2008-11-11 23:32:47 by DeaconBenjamin
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The Federal Reserve is leading a desperate struggle to prop up one of the recording industry's biggest and most well known artists as its latest release continues to languish on store shelves and internet retailer warehouses around the country. Reminiscent of the flurry of bank buyouts conducted by the government in recent months, the Fed said it will pay Warner Brothers Records $30 million dollars for 2 million unsold copies of Metallica's new release "Death Magnetic" to buttress the label, whose exposure to a storm of criticism that the album sucks had led to a crisis in confidence that neither the company nor the band could remain viable. "As heavily invested ...
Obama rides into Washington D.C.
Post Date: 2008-11-11 20:54:48 by X-15
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4um Database Engine Update
Post Date: 2008-11-11 01:07:45 by Pinguinite
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I've just conducted a replacement of 4um's database engine with a more updated release. There has been a recurance lately of the problem of the server bogging down, which according to what I've found is likely due to bugs in the database engine. I'm hopeful that the latest update will have those bugs fixed. I appreciate any feedback on any further problems you might see. Thank you....
Gary Jules - mad world
Post Date: 2008-11-10 22:22:19 by freepatriot32
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Perhaps Love
Post Date: 2008-11-10 20:22:34 by James Deffenbach
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A Musical Dedication to the American Voter (R Rated)
Post Date: 2008-11-09 22:13:11 by Critter
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Barack Obama Kenya Relatives Celebrate
Post Date: 2008-11-09 19:45:42 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:If you want this you better grab it before they take it down again. I just now found it again.
wilga flying witch
Post Date: 2008-11-09 13:38:23 by James Deffenbach
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