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Turtle finds love
Post Date: 2008-08-18 17:07:21 by angle
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Disabled turtle finds romance after getting wheels 57 minutes ago JERUSALEM - Arava the disabled turtle is using her new set of wheels to get around in more ways than one. Officials at the Jerusalem Biblical Zoo say the 10-year-old spurred tortoise has begun mating since being fitted with a custom skateboard to overcome paralysis of her hind legs. The 55-pound turtle is unable to move herself forward with her front legs alone. So the zoo's staff built her a metal board with two wheels that can be strapped to her stomach. Arava arrived in Jerusalem a few months ago from a petting zoo in southern Israel with the unexplained handicap, and found no reptile romance. Zoo curator Shmulik ...
Turtle gets taken in by a joke
Post Date: 2008-08-18 15:50:35 by Turtle
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I had a guy tell me today he was driving down a street behind an ambulance when the door opened and a cooler fell out. When he checked he saw he found a big toe on ice. I asked what he did with it, and he said he called a tow truck. Toe truck, get it? And I fell for it.
Rhiannon - 1976
Post Date: 2008-08-16 20:55:42 by Lod
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I Just Fall In Love Again.... Anne Murray (With Lyrics)
Post Date: 2008-08-15 23:52:50 by James Deffenbach
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Top Ten Country & Western Songs
Post Date: 2008-08-14 23:49:26 by christine
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10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin' 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day Long
My New Trick
Post Date: 2008-08-14 00:09:48 by wudidiz
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4um: What are these birds? Freedom4um Home | Headlines | Latest Articles | Latest Comments | Post | Sign-in | Mail | Setup | Help | Register Status: Logged In; Check Pings New Mail 66 Message(s) 4playSee other 4play ArticlesTitle: What are these birds?Source: meURL Source: http://nonePublished: Aug 13, 2008 Author: mePost Date: 2008-08-13 21:31:44 by rack42Keywords: birdsViews: 98 Comments: 21 I went to Hubbard Park in Meriden, CT to eat lunch and take some photos. Here are two birds that I've never seen before: "> This bird looks like this one. Unfortunately, no mention is made of the breed. This specimen is larger than a Canadian Goose. The other bird ...
What are these birds?
Post Date: 2008-08-13 21:31:44 by rack42
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I went to Hubbard Park in Meriden, CT to eat lunch and take some photos. Here are two birds that I've never seen before: "> This bird looks like this one. Unfortunately, no mention is made of the breed. This specimen is larger than a Canadian Goose. The other bird that I saw is not a water fowl. "> Can anyone identify them?
Close Your Eyes
Post Date: 2008-08-13 14:42:33 by WTF?
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Edward Bear-Close your Eyes A beautiful tune by Edward Bear that should have been a huge hit. I put this idea together for the song, hope I did it justice. Click for Full Text!
YOU TUBE James McMurtry - Cheney's Toy
Post Date: 2008-08-13 00:22:26 by HOUNDDAWG
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CHENEY'S TOY James McMurtry "We Can't Make It Here"
Enquirer Publishes Photo of Baby with $400 Haircut - Picture Raises Questons, Haircut Experts Say
Post Date: 2008-08-10 12:22:52 by mirage
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Enquirer Publishes Photo of Baby with $400 Haircut Picture Raises Questons, Haircut Experts Say Just minutes after former presidential candidate John Edwards admitted having an extramarital affair during the 2008 campaign, The National Enquirer published potentially explosive photos of an infant with a $400 haircut. Even as Mr. Edwards denied fathering a love-child with a former campaign aide, the photos of the expensively coiffured tot raised fresh questions about his honesty. Prominent haircut experts who have studied the Enquirer photos said that the resemblance between the baby's hairdo and that of the former North Carolina senator was striking. "This is such a close ...
Because Of YouTube! (Because Of You Kelly Clarkson Parody!)
Post Date: 2008-08-09 19:37:35 by James Deffenbach
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I like Because of You by Kelly Clarkson but this is good (funny). Enjoy.
Cat Stevens - Peace Train (live) 1976
Post Date: 2008-08-08 12:47:04 by angle
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Everything
Post Date: 2008-08-07 12:43:48 by James Deffenbach
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Bernadette
Post Date: 2008-08-07 12:29:59 by James Deffenbach
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ZEN SARCASM
Post Date: 2008-08-05 23:30:16 by CAPPSMADNESS
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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. In fact, just leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you ...
Health Q & A - Misconceptions about food and diets!
Post Date: 2008-08-05 23:26:05 by CAPPSMADNESS
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Q. I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good ...
Video - Biggest Chicken Egg Ever?
Post Date: 2008-08-05 12:47:36 by CAPPSMADNESS
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Watch video at the link - that is one BIG chicken egg!
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Post Date: 2008-08-05 12:27:30 by James Deffenbach
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MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you ...
O BALONISTA--The Balloonist
Post Date: 2008-08-05 10:26:49 by James Deffenbach
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This joke was originally in Portuguese and my sweet lady was kind enough to translate it and send it on to me. O BALONISTA A man was walking on a road when he sees a balloon that is coming down. The man in the basket waves at him desperately, gets the balloon down a little bit more and calls out to him: - Can you help me? I promised I would meet some people at 2 o'clock, but it is already 4 and I don't know where I am. Can you tell me where I am? The man answers: - Yes, you are about five meters above the road, 33 degrees South latitude, 51 degrees West longitude. The balloonist looks at him with an ironic smile and asks: - Are you an engineer? -Yes, Sir. How did you find out? - ...
Pavarotti Vesti La Giubba - I Pagliacci
Post Date: 2008-08-05 00:19:59 by Rotara
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Poster Comment:Hey, it works for me! ;-)
Letter-Wording
Post Date: 2008-08-04 23:12:31 by Tauzero
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Letter-Wording In the last few years our society has evolved an ingenious method of handling offensive words -- instead of using the word itself, the first letter of the word is combined with the expression '-word' to represent the word not spoken. This is ingenious for avoiding the actual word, but disingenuous in the sense that the concept which the forbidden word represents is still being expressed, which means that what is really being avoided is just the SYMBOL, and not the thing that supposedly is offensive. Furthermore, it raises the possibility that the new symbol which is now being used to replace the old (offensive) symbol will become thru association just as offensive as ...
Ted Nugent-Kiss My Glock
Post Date: 2008-08-03 21:44:29 by Old Friend
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She Wants My ... Stimulus PACKAGE
Post Date: 2008-08-03 13:58:16 by Old Friend
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Carolina Liar (Austin Band)
Post Date: 2008-08-03 06:35:13 by noone222
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Poster Comment:Love the song and just had to post it !
Roxy the Spinning Pug
Post Date: 2008-08-02 11:44:33 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This is exactly how Norman used to spin.
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