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The Patriot's Dream -- Gordon Lightfoot
Post Date: 2008-07-21 19:08:29 by Ferret Mike
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-- The Patriot's Dream - Gordon Lightfoot
Stationery Is Bad
Post Date: 2008-07-20 22:45:31 by James Deffenbach
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red state diaires: anyone seen this....fucking hilarious
Post Date: 2008-07-18 12:20:57 by gengis gandhi
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http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=redneck+report&hl=en&sitesearch=#q=red%20state&hl=en&sitesearch=
Dave Chappelle: The Niggar Family
Post Date: 2008-07-18 11:15:42 by James Deffenbach
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Stevie Nicks rare 1981 solo "Gold Dust woman" 8 min!!
Post Date: 2008-07-16 18:36:24 by Kamala
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Obama releases list of approved Obama Jokes
Post Date: 2008-07-16 16:55:30 by Jethro Tull
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The five jokes, which Sen. Obama said he is making available to all comedians free of charge, are as follows: 1) Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil." 2) A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a farmhouse, and much to his surprise, Barack Obama answers the door. The salesman says, "I was expecting the farmer's daughter." Barack Obama replies, "She's not here. The farm was foreclosed ...
Lover's Cross
Post Date: 2008-07-16 00:02:02 by James Deffenbach
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The Unbearable Whiteness of Being
Post Date: 2008-07-15 06:13:25 by Ada
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The author of "Stuff White People Like" skewers the sacred cows of lefty Caucasian culture, from the Prius to David Sedaris. To listen to a podcast of the interview with Christian Lander, click on link. Stuff White People Like is a satirical blog about a particular segment of Caucasian culture. It's like an extended "you might be a redneck if" joke recast for a more upscale set. It gently mocks the habits and pretensions of urbane, educated, left-leaning whites, skewering their passion for Barack Obama and public transportation (as long as it's not a bus), their idle threats to move to Canada, and joy in playing children's games as adults. Kickball, ...
Tracy Chapman - Why
Post Date: 2008-07-14 21:48:33 by nikki
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Poster Comment:Someone photoshopped her hair. Please dismiss the pic. Why do the babies starve When there's enough food to feed the world Why when there're so many of us Are there people still alone Why are the missiles called peace keepers When they're aimed to kill Why is a woman still not safe When she's in her home Love is hate War is peace No is yes And we're all free But somebody's gonna have to answer The time is coming soon Admidst all these questions and contradictions There're some who seek the truth But somebody's gonna have to answer The time is coming soon When the blind remove their blinders And the speechless speak the truth
Eve of Distruction - Barry McGuire
Post Date: 2008-07-13 03:04:54 by Ferret Mike
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-- Eve of Distruction, Barry McGuire
TIME FOR A SERIOUS DISCUSSION
Post Date: 2008-07-12 15:27:13 by HOUNDDAWG
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BRITNEY'S BACK! Now, we all saw Britney or as the media calls her "Pop Tard" lay an egg with her comeback performance at the 2007 MTV Awards. And, how many didn't see Chris Crocker's empassioned plea on You Tube to "Leave Britney alone!"? Hey, I'm all for cutting a working mom lots of slack, but, has she really been working out with a personal trainer and a choreographer? I mean, it looks to me like she's been stuffing her porky little self and watching reruns of her glory days. What say you? From Celebrity Gossip; She was all set to wow America and the World over with her comeback performance of “Gimme More” at the MTV Video Music ...
Rangel: Not Unfair To Have 4 Rent-Stabilized Apartments
Post Date: 2008-07-12 08:57:34 by Jethro Tull
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Rep. Charles Rangel today defended living in three combined, rent-stabilized Harlem apartments as a legal benefit of long-term city residency, but said he may abandon a fourth apartment he uses for campaign work if it's not allowed. Mr. Rangel, one of New York's most influential politicians and the chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee, held a raucous news conference outside his Lenox Terrace apartment complex to respond to The New York Times' report today on his four below-market apartments. "I feel so terribly proud of never having to leave my neighborhood," said Mr. Rangel, 78, who said he had lived in two homes in Harlem throughout his life. He ...
Wacko Jacko hits a toy shop in pyjamas, a surgeon's mask, a rasta wig and a wheelchair
Post Date: 2008-07-10 21:04:04 by christine
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Any popstar worth their salt knows that to survive in the business, you have to reinvent yourself every so often - and the King of Pop must know that better than any.
But quite what Michael Jackson thinks this look will do for his career is anyone's guess.
As he approaches his 50th birthday next month, the singer's appearance just seems to be getting more and more bizarre
Pictured on a visit to a toy and book shop near his current home in Las Vegas, the singer was slumped in a wheelchair wearing pyjamas, a dreadlocked wig, a surgeon's mask, a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Such theatre was presumably designed to prevent shoppers from discovering his true identity.
The ...
THE MORE I DRINK (VIDEO)
Post Date: 2008-07-10 19:18:45 by HOUNDDAWG
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That's mee!
Your new name
Post Date: 2008-07-08 19:04:00 by farmfriend
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A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family & co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So:- 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = ...
Did you know that turtles....
Post Date: 2008-07-07 17:19:42 by Turtle
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can breathe through their butts? No one will be ever be able to get that image out of their heads, heh heh.
AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC
Post Date: 2008-07-07 00:55:08 by IndieTX
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Sydney, 800 miles S. of Nova Scotia (SatireWire.com) — After what witnesses described as an all night blinder during which it kept droning on about how it was always being bloody ignored by the whole bloody world and would bloody well stand to do something about it, Australia this morning woke up to find itself in the middle of the North Atlantic. "Good Lord, that was a booze up," said a bleary-eyed Australian Prime Minister, John Howard, speaking from his residence at Kirribilli House, approximately 600 nautical miles east of Cape Hatteras, North Carolina. According to Australians and residents of several countries destroyed or lewdly insulted during the continent's ...
The Sad Cafe - The Eagles (have you thought of it this way?)
Post Date: 2008-07-06 21:10:41 by nikki
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Poster Comment:Song lyrics | The Sad Cafe lyrics
Dating Tips: Five Signs of a Great Date
Post Date: 2008-07-04 11:31:39 by Rotara
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Perspectives from both sexes Online matchmaking sites, chat rooms, and even Facebook have forever changed how many couples initially meet. Regardless of how you come to know your potential love interest, there will be a time when you have that initial face-to-face date. This nerve-racking experience can cause you to second-guess your every action. Without the luxury of a dating coach secretly transmitting step-by-step instructions to you, how do you know if your first date is going well? Authors Christine Hassler and Jason Ryan Dorsey offer you five signs -- from two different perspectives -- that let you know your odds of getting a second date. SHE SAYS:1: You're actually excited to ...
Jose and Carlos
Post Date: 2008-07-02 17:45:51 by christine
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Jose and Carlos are panhandlers...... They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?". Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say"? Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support." Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars" Carlos says... "So what does your sign say"? Jose shows ...
Rotating ice-cream for lazy lickers
Post Date: 2008-06-29 22:00:09 by Jethro Tull
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Rotating ice-cream for lazy lickers By Andy Bloxham Inventors have developed a rotating ice-cream to wipe the contents onto the tongue and save lazy guzzlers the effort of licking. The developers say the gadget helps avoid drips on hot days and, as well as saving the tongue effort, gives the tired sun-worshipper's wrist a break too. The device is made for home use so all you have to do, when exhausted from a hard day's lolling in the garden, is fill the cone with your favourite flavour and press go. The interior compartment which houses the ice-cream then spins gently round in an anti-clockwise direction as the consumer simply holds their tongue out. A spokeswoman for ...
World's Most Bizarre Statues
Post Date: 2008-06-26 22:31:52 by rack42
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Check Pings
Post Date: 2008-06-26 22:24:38 by rack42
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"Check Pings" seem to extend beyond settings. I've got "Check Pings" from 60 days ago. I've got "Check Pings" when I "Check Pings." Something is not working.
Blues Brothers - Green Onions ft. Booker T & The M.G's
Post Date: 2008-06-26 19:54:43 by nikki
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Poster Comment:"composed and recorded in Memphis TN, in the You-nited States of America...." What was known as the USA anyway. If you prefer the original ver. :
"Look" changes on sign-in
Post Date: 2008-06-25 21:57:44 by rack42
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Page changes: Why? Here is pics of signed verses not not-signed-in: signed in Not signed in There was at some time an option to change the "look" of the page. I never selected, to my recollection, any change. So, why the change?
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