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Problem - Tagline
Post Date: 2008-06-24 23:03:26 by rack42
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A few weeks ago I deleted my tagline. Moments ago, I tried to enter a new tagline, and while it "shows" in the setup, it doesn't appear in my posts.
Man in wheelchair charged with drink driving
Post Date: 2008-06-23 22:23:34 by DeaconBenjamin
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CANBERRA: Police in Australia have charged a man for drink driving in a motorised wheelchair after he was found to be six times over the legal alcohol limit, local media reported on Monday. Police in the tropical northern Queensland city of Cairns said the man had a blood alcohol reading of 0.31, and was so drunk he was asleep at the controls of his motorised wheelchair in a turning lane of a major highway. "It beggars belief," Police Inspector Bob Walters told the Cairns Post newspaper, adding wheelchairs, bicycles, horses and skateboards were all considered to be vehicles under the state's road laws. "It's unlawful, it is unacceptable and people should realise ...
Amazing Ball Girl Catch (video)
Post Date: 2008-06-23 18:04:35 by farmfriend
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Amazing Ball Girl Catch This is an incredible catch. A must see.
WITNESS: Humor, the strongest levee in the Midwest?
Post Date: 2008-06-22 17:16:57 by Ada
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Nick Carey is a Chicago correspondent for Reuters who spent last week traveling up and down a 300-mile (480-km) stretch of mid-Mississippi River flood plain as the giant stream overflowed its banks and levees and swallowed up small towns and thousands of acres of some of the richest farmland in America. In the following story he writes of his impressions of people he met as they fortified levees, organized flood responses, and coped with the disaster. PALMYRA, Missouri (Reuters) - I knew for a fact that Brent Hoerr was exhausted. Half an hour earlier in the kitchen of his farmhouse, as we drained bottles of ice water in the heat of the day, his wife Charlotte told me Brent had barely ...
Sweet memories: The Bush years - a pictorial
Post Date: 2008-06-20 12:00:40 by Jethro Tull
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Memories....ahhh, sweet memories. Yes folks, believe it or not (short of a sudden terrorist attack around election day or some other cataclysmic event in the playbook of the Bushies), the George W. Bush era is swiftly coming to an end. Being that I am a somewhat reminiscent guy, I decided to cull images and random quotes from Bush's Administration for a new weekly column. There's so much stuff to sift through, that it will take weeks to get the memories out. The first photo may be my favorite Bush photo of them all. With that said, let the proverbs and photos speak for themselves! "And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when ...
Honor student suspended for 'noogie'
Post Date: 2008-06-20 07:12:45 by Jethro Tull
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Honor student suspended for 'noogie' BY BRIAN HARMON DAILY NEWS LONG ISLAND BUREAU CHIEF Updated Friday, June 20th 2008, 1:39 AM Slattery for News Ethan Mirenberg, in lawyer’s office, uses photo (below) of Spanish teacher Sharon Cantante smiling as unidentified classmate gives her noogie to protest suspension. Charles George/News Honor student Ethan Mirenberg's extracurricular activities include lacrosse, football - and the noogie patrol. The 14-year-old student is challenging a 10-month suspension from Lynbrook High School for channeling his inner Bill Murray and delivering a fistful of noogies to his Spanish teacher's scalp. The youth and his lawyer Edward ...
Aphrodite's Child - It's Five O Clock
Post Date: 2008-06-19 13:46:13 by James Deffenbach
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'Tube - Animated Cop Pot Brownies 911 Call
Post Date: 2008-06-18 21:25:04 by Jethro Tull
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Photobucket
Post Date: 2008-06-18 13:45:20 by farmfriend
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Anyone besides me use photobucket? Been able to access it lately? How can I post smilies without my photobucket?
White Punks on Dope
Post Date: 2008-06-17 23:25:18 by SmokinOPs
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"I can kill you with my brain."
Post Date: 2008-06-17 17:05:08 by Turtle
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Eric Clapton - I Get Lost
Post Date: 2008-06-16 22:06:24 by nikki
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Poster Comment:Eric Clapton LyricsI Get Lost Lyrics
Public confession about Obama
Post Date: 2008-06-15 07:05:30 by wbales
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OK, enough already. I must get this burden off my soul with this PUBLIC Confession. I am freely and voluntarily coming clean. The ONLY reason I shall not vote for Obama is BECAUSE HE IS BLACK (or sort of or whatever). Hear that, Arator?! I am fessing up. That Obama is an Israel-ass kissing, American big business elite lackey, federal media creation and monster socialist federal government proponent besides has NOTHING to do with it. Of course, similarly and concurrently, The ONLY reason I shall not vote for McCain is BECAUSE HE IS WHITE (and this, also: old. Really old. But primarily because he is WHITE. That McCain is an Israel-ass kissing, American big business elite lackey, federal ...
Robot Chicken - Star Wars
Post Date: 2008-06-14 17:50:12 by James Deffenbach
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Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal
Post Date: 2008-06-14 11:35:59 by Peppa
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-This is from newshound Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal: ... I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis . Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner. I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, quote, 'HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR BEHIND!' I left Andy's office with some written instru ctions, and a prescription ...
A futrure Obama press secretary
Post Date: 2008-06-13 20:36:32 by RickyJ
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They had sex WHERE?
Post Date: 2008-06-13 14:15:27 by Jethro Tull
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ROME (Reuters) - An Italian couple who were caught having sex in a church confessional box while morning Mass was being said have repented and made peace with the local bishop. The couple, in their early 30s, were detained by police earlier this month after they had made love in the confessional box in the cathedral in northern Cesena. They were cautioned for obscene acts in public and disturbing a religious function. Their lawyer said they had been drinking all night and realized they had gone too far. The lawyer told the area's local newspaper on Wednesday the couple met with the local bishop on Tuesday night, asked for his forgiveness and that he had given it. Last week the ...
Women should not be allowed to...
Post Date: 2008-06-10 16:42:11 by Turtle
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Vote, drive, talk on cellphones while driving, not be allowed to drive SUVS while talking on cellphones, not be allowed to write checks in checkout lines, not use coupons, and most especially not be allowed to use coupons in the self-checkout lines. There, I feel better.
1967 vs. 2007
Post Date: 2008-06-10 15:32:28 by Artisan
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1967 vs. 2007 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. 2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though ...
Colbie Caillat - Realize
Post Date: 2008-06-10 00:28:24 by nikki
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Song lyrics | Realize lyrics
Obama: Huh? (Tube)
Post Date: 2008-06-09 23:36:22 by Jethro Tull
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Chris Rock - Black People Vs Niggaz
Post Date: 2008-06-09 18:49:18 by HOUNDDAWG
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Poster Comment:Hey, I love black people but I hate niggas!"
WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
Post Date: 2008-06-09 12:05:13 by Jethro Tull
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WHO IS JACK SCHITT? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. ...
Hurdy Gurdy Man
Post Date: 2008-06-08 17:20:45 by James Deffenbach
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9/11's A Lie- (By the Free Bees)
Post Date: 2008-06-08 00:32:07 by Artisan
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The 'Free Bees' are looking for help in spreading their '9/11's a lie' music video and song far and wide. Reluctantly they have decided that even though they're extremely proud of the work, they are releasing it anonymously. They believe that this music video has the potential to reach a large audience and as a work of infotainment is amusing, informative and thought provoking. Regardless of your personal music taste please help spread this music video and song around. [UPDATE]Find us on: http://www.myspace.com/free_bees http://www.myspace.com/officialfreebees LYRICS: Well you can tell By the way the buildings fell There was something wrong Now it's time ...
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