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Cat Stevens - Peace Train (live) 1976
Post Date: 2008-08-08 12:47:04 by angle
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Everything
Post Date: 2008-08-07 12:43:48 by James Deffenbach
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Bernadette
Post Date: 2008-08-07 12:29:59 by James Deffenbach
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ZEN SARCASM
Post Date: 2008-08-05 23:30:16 by CAPPSMADNESS
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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. In fact, just leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you ...
Health Q & A - Misconceptions about food and diets!
Post Date: 2008-08-05 23:26:05 by CAPPSMADNESS
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Q. I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good ...
Video - Biggest Chicken Egg Ever?
Post Date: 2008-08-05 12:47:36 by CAPPSMADNESS
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Watch video at the link - that is one BIG chicken egg!
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Post Date: 2008-08-05 12:27:30 by James Deffenbach
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MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you ...
O BALONISTA--The Balloonist
Post Date: 2008-08-05 10:26:49 by James Deffenbach
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This joke was originally in Portuguese and my sweet lady was kind enough to translate it and send it on to me. O BALONISTA A man was walking on a road when he sees a balloon that is coming down. The man in the basket waves at him desperately, gets the balloon down a little bit more and calls out to him: - Can you help me? I promised I would meet some people at 2 o'clock, but it is already 4 and I don't know where I am. Can you tell me where I am? The man answers: - Yes, you are about five meters above the road, 33 degrees South latitude, 51 degrees West longitude. The balloonist looks at him with an ironic smile and asks: - Are you an engineer? -Yes, Sir. How did you find out? - ...
Pavarotti Vesti La Giubba - I Pagliacci
Post Date: 2008-08-05 00:19:59 by Rotara
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Poster Comment:Hey, it works for me! ;-)
Letter-Wording
Post Date: 2008-08-04 23:12:31 by Tauzero
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Letter-Wording In the last few years our society has evolved an ingenious method of handling offensive words -- instead of using the word itself, the first letter of the word is combined with the expression '-word' to represent the word not spoken. This is ingenious for avoiding the actual word, but disingenuous in the sense that the concept which the forbidden word represents is still being expressed, which means that what is really being avoided is just the SYMBOL, and not the thing that supposedly is offensive. Furthermore, it raises the possibility that the new symbol which is now being used to replace the old (offensive) symbol will become thru association just as offensive as ...
Ted Nugent-Kiss My Glock
Post Date: 2008-08-03 21:44:29 by Old Friend
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She Wants My ... Stimulus PACKAGE
Post Date: 2008-08-03 13:58:16 by Old Friend
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Carolina Liar (Austin Band)
Post Date: 2008-08-03 06:35:13 by noone222
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Poster Comment:Love the song and just had to post it !
Roxy the Spinning Pug
Post Date: 2008-08-02 11:44:33 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This is exactly how Norman used to spin.
Oh Well
Post Date: 2008-08-01 23:13:02 by buckeye
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Poster Comment:I can't help it about the shape I'm in. I can't sing, I ain't pretty, and my legs are thin. But don't ask me what I think of you. I might not give you answers that you want me to. Oh well... Now when I talk to God, I knew he'd understand. He said stick by me and I'll be your guiding hand. But don't ask me what I think of you. I might not give you answers that you want me to. Oh well...
Always--Bon Jovi
Post Date: 2008-08-01 22:51:47 by James Deffenbach
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marc cohn - walk on water
Post Date: 2008-08-01 22:04:41 by Peppa
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Poster Comment:Bye all!
gimme shelter-the rolling stones
Post Date: 2008-08-01 14:20:39 by Peppa
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Description: santa clarita valley SO CAL fires 07
Poster Comment:Needing a music break here.
What happened to the Palpitating Putty?
Post Date: 2008-07-31 19:34:22 by Critter
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It was kinda funny. lol
mr t snickers commercial that offendes the poofters
Post Date: 2008-07-31 07:39:18 by gengis gandhi
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Little River Band - It's A Long Way There (1976)
Post Date: 2008-07-30 19:31:11 by Peppa
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'tube - Dream Lover
Post Date: 2008-07-29 20:56:43 by Jethro Tull
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Poster Comment:Apologies to those who weren't around for this musical genre
Eva Cassidy - Time After Time
Post Date: 2008-07-28 23:04:04 by Peppa
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Song lyrics | Time After Time lyrics
I've Got to see You Again
Post Date: 2008-07-28 21:03:05 by Lod
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Check it out, and enjoy.
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