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Rangel: Not Unfair To Have 4 Rent-Stabilized Apartments
Post Date: 2008-07-12 08:57:34 by Jethro Tull
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Rep. Charles Rangel today defended living in three combined, rent-stabilized Harlem apartments as a legal benefit of long-term city residency, but said he may abandon a fourth apartment he uses for campaign work if it's not allowed. Mr. Rangel, one of New York's most influential politicians and the chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee, held a raucous news conference outside his Lenox Terrace apartment complex to respond to The New York Times' report today on his four below-market apartments. "I feel so terribly proud of never having to leave my neighborhood," said Mr. Rangel, 78, who said he had lived in two homes in Harlem throughout his life. He ...
Wacko Jacko hits a toy shop in pyjamas, a surgeon's mask, a rasta wig and a wheelchair
Post Date: 2008-07-10 21:04:04 by christine
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Any popstar worth their salt knows that to survive in the business, you have to reinvent yourself every so often - and the King of Pop must know that better than any.
But quite what Michael Jackson thinks this look will do for his career is anyone's guess.
As he approaches his 50th birthday next month, the singer's appearance just seems to be getting more and more bizarre
Pictured on a visit to a toy and book shop near his current home in Las Vegas, the singer was slumped in a wheelchair wearing pyjamas, a dreadlocked wig, a surgeon's mask, a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Such theatre was presumably designed to prevent shoppers from discovering his true identity.
The ...
THE MORE I DRINK (VIDEO)
Post Date: 2008-07-10 19:18:45 by HOUNDDAWG
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That's mee!
Your new name
Post Date: 2008-07-08 19:04:00 by farmfriend
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A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family & co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So:- 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = ...
Did you know that turtles....
Post Date: 2008-07-07 17:19:42 by Turtle
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can breathe through their butts? No one will be ever be able to get that image out of their heads, heh heh.
AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC
Post Date: 2008-07-07 00:55:08 by IndieTX
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Sydney, 800 miles S. of Nova Scotia (SatireWire.com) — After what witnesses described as an all night blinder during which it kept droning on about how it was always being bloody ignored by the whole bloody world and would bloody well stand to do something about it, Australia this morning woke up to find itself in the middle of the North Atlantic. "Good Lord, that was a booze up," said a bleary-eyed Australian Prime Minister, John Howard, speaking from his residence at Kirribilli House, approximately 600 nautical miles east of Cape Hatteras, North Carolina. According to Australians and residents of several countries destroyed or lewdly insulted during the continent's ...
The Sad Cafe - The Eagles (have you thought of it this way?)
Post Date: 2008-07-06 21:10:41 by nikki
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Poster Comment:Song lyrics | The Sad Cafe lyrics
Dating Tips: Five Signs of a Great Date
Post Date: 2008-07-04 11:31:39 by Rotara
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Perspectives from both sexes Online matchmaking sites, chat rooms, and even Facebook have forever changed how many couples initially meet. Regardless of how you come to know your potential love interest, there will be a time when you have that initial face-to-face date. This nerve-racking experience can cause you to second-guess your every action. Without the luxury of a dating coach secretly transmitting step-by-step instructions to you, how do you know if your first date is going well? Authors Christine Hassler and Jason Ryan Dorsey offer you five signs -- from two different perspectives -- that let you know your odds of getting a second date. SHE SAYS:1: You're actually excited to ...
Jose and Carlos
Post Date: 2008-07-02 17:45:51 by christine
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Jose and Carlos are panhandlers...... They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?". Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say"? Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support." Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars" Carlos says... "So what does your sign say"? Jose shows ...
Rotating ice-cream for lazy lickers
Post Date: 2008-06-29 22:00:09 by Jethro Tull
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Rotating ice-cream for lazy lickers By Andy Bloxham Inventors have developed a rotating ice-cream to wipe the contents onto the tongue and save lazy guzzlers the effort of licking. The developers say the gadget helps avoid drips on hot days and, as well as saving the tongue effort, gives the tired sun-worshipper's wrist a break too. The device is made for home use so all you have to do, when exhausted from a hard day's lolling in the garden, is fill the cone with your favourite flavour and press go. The interior compartment which houses the ice-cream then spins gently round in an anti-clockwise direction as the consumer simply holds their tongue out. A spokeswoman for ...
World's Most Bizarre Statues
Post Date: 2008-06-26 22:31:52 by rack42
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Check Pings
Post Date: 2008-06-26 22:24:38 by rack42
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"Check Pings" seem to extend beyond settings. I've got "Check Pings" from 60 days ago. I've got "Check Pings" when I "Check Pings." Something is not working.
Blues Brothers - Green Onions ft. Booker T & The M.G's
Post Date: 2008-06-26 19:54:43 by nikki
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Poster Comment:"composed and recorded in Memphis TN, in the You-nited States of America...." What was known as the USA anyway. If you prefer the original ver. :
"Look" changes on sign-in
Post Date: 2008-06-25 21:57:44 by rack42
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Page changes: Why? Here is pics of signed verses not not-signed-in: signed in Not signed in There was at some time an option to change the "look" of the page. I never selected, to my recollection, any change. So, why the change?
Problem - Tagline
Post Date: 2008-06-24 23:03:26 by rack42
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A few weeks ago I deleted my tagline. Moments ago, I tried to enter a new tagline, and while it "shows" in the setup, it doesn't appear in my posts.
Man in wheelchair charged with drink driving
Post Date: 2008-06-23 22:23:34 by DeaconBenjamin
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CANBERRA: Police in Australia have charged a man for drink driving in a motorised wheelchair after he was found to be six times over the legal alcohol limit, local media reported on Monday. Police in the tropical northern Queensland city of Cairns said the man had a blood alcohol reading of 0.31, and was so drunk he was asleep at the controls of his motorised wheelchair in a turning lane of a major highway. "It beggars belief," Police Inspector Bob Walters told the Cairns Post newspaper, adding wheelchairs, bicycles, horses and skateboards were all considered to be vehicles under the state's road laws. "It's unlawful, it is unacceptable and people should realise ...
Amazing Ball Girl Catch (video)
Post Date: 2008-06-23 18:04:35 by farmfriend
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Amazing Ball Girl Catch This is an incredible catch. A must see.
WITNESS: Humor, the strongest levee in the Midwest?
Post Date: 2008-06-22 17:16:57 by Ada
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Nick Carey is a Chicago correspondent for Reuters who spent last week traveling up and down a 300-mile (480-km) stretch of mid-Mississippi River flood plain as the giant stream overflowed its banks and levees and swallowed up small towns and thousands of acres of some of the richest farmland in America. In the following story he writes of his impressions of people he met as they fortified levees, organized flood responses, and coped with the disaster. PALMYRA, Missouri (Reuters) - I knew for a fact that Brent Hoerr was exhausted. Half an hour earlier in the kitchen of his farmhouse, as we drained bottles of ice water in the heat of the day, his wife Charlotte told me Brent had barely ...
Sweet memories: The Bush years - a pictorial
Post Date: 2008-06-20 12:00:40 by Jethro Tull
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Memories....ahhh, sweet memories. Yes folks, believe it or not (short of a sudden terrorist attack around election day or some other cataclysmic event in the playbook of the Bushies), the George W. Bush era is swiftly coming to an end. Being that I am a somewhat reminiscent guy, I decided to cull images and random quotes from Bush's Administration for a new weekly column. There's so much stuff to sift through, that it will take weeks to get the memories out. The first photo may be my favorite Bush photo of them all. With that said, let the proverbs and photos speak for themselves! "And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when ...
Honor student suspended for 'noogie'
Post Date: 2008-06-20 07:12:45 by Jethro Tull
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Honor student suspended for 'noogie' BY BRIAN HARMON DAILY NEWS LONG ISLAND BUREAU CHIEF Updated Friday, June 20th 2008, 1:39 AM Slattery for News Ethan Mirenberg, in lawyer’s office, uses photo (below) of Spanish teacher Sharon Cantante smiling as unidentified classmate gives her noogie to protest suspension. Charles George/News Honor student Ethan Mirenberg's extracurricular activities include lacrosse, football - and the noogie patrol. The 14-year-old student is challenging a 10-month suspension from Lynbrook High School for channeling his inner Bill Murray and delivering a fistful of noogies to his Spanish teacher's scalp. The youth and his lawyer Edward ...
Aphrodite's Child - It's Five O Clock
Post Date: 2008-06-19 13:46:13 by James Deffenbach
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'Tube - Animated Cop Pot Brownies 911 Call
Post Date: 2008-06-18 21:25:04 by Jethro Tull
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Photobucket
Post Date: 2008-06-18 13:45:20 by farmfriend
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Anyone besides me use photobucket? Been able to access it lately? How can I post smilies without my photobucket?
White Punks on Dope
Post Date: 2008-06-17 23:25:18 by SmokinOPs
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"I can kill you with my brain."
Post Date: 2008-06-17 17:05:08 by Turtle
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