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Eric Clapton - I Get Lost
Post Date: 2008-06-16 22:06:24 by nikki
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Poster Comment:Eric Clapton LyricsI Get Lost Lyrics
Public confession about Obama
Post Date: 2008-06-15 07:05:30 by wbales
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OK, enough already. I must get this burden off my soul with this PUBLIC Confession. I am freely and voluntarily coming clean. The ONLY reason I shall not vote for Obama is BECAUSE HE IS BLACK (or sort of or whatever). Hear that, Arator?! I am fessing up. That Obama is an Israel-ass kissing, American big business elite lackey, federal media creation and monster socialist federal government proponent besides has NOTHING to do with it. Of course, similarly and concurrently, The ONLY reason I shall not vote for McCain is BECAUSE HE IS WHITE (and this, also: old. Really old. But primarily because he is WHITE. That McCain is an Israel-ass kissing, American big business elite lackey, federal ...
Robot Chicken - Star Wars
Post Date: 2008-06-14 17:50:12 by James Deffenbach
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Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal
Post Date: 2008-06-14 11:35:59 by Peppa
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-This is from newshound Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal: ... I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis . Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner. I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, quote, 'HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR BEHIND!' I left Andy's office with some written instru ctions, and a prescription ...
A futrure Obama press secretary
Post Date: 2008-06-13 20:36:32 by RickyJ
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They had sex WHERE?
Post Date: 2008-06-13 14:15:27 by Jethro Tull
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ROME (Reuters) - An Italian couple who were caught having sex in a church confessional box while morning Mass was being said have repented and made peace with the local bishop. The couple, in their early 30s, were detained by police earlier this month after they had made love in the confessional box in the cathedral in northern Cesena. They were cautioned for obscene acts in public and disturbing a religious function. Their lawyer said they had been drinking all night and realized they had gone too far. The lawyer told the area's local newspaper on Wednesday the couple met with the local bishop on Tuesday night, asked for his forgiveness and that he had given it. Last week the ...
Women should not be allowed to...
Post Date: 2008-06-10 16:42:11 by Turtle
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Vote, drive, talk on cellphones while driving, not be allowed to drive SUVS while talking on cellphones, not be allowed to write checks in checkout lines, not use coupons, and most especially not be allowed to use coupons in the self-checkout lines. There, I feel better.
1967 vs. 2007
Post Date: 2008-06-10 15:32:28 by Artisan
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1967 vs. 2007 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. 2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though ...
Colbie Caillat - Realize
Post Date: 2008-06-10 00:28:24 by nikki
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Song lyrics | Realize lyrics
Obama: Huh? (Tube)
Post Date: 2008-06-09 23:36:22 by Jethro Tull
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Chris Rock - Black People Vs Niggaz
Post Date: 2008-06-09 18:49:18 by HOUNDDAWG
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Poster Comment:Hey, I love black people but I hate niggas!"
WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
Post Date: 2008-06-09 12:05:13 by Jethro Tull
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WHO IS JACK SCHITT? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. ...
Hurdy Gurdy Man
Post Date: 2008-06-08 17:20:45 by James Deffenbach
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9/11's A Lie- (By the Free Bees)
Post Date: 2008-06-08 00:32:07 by Artisan
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The 'Free Bees' are looking for help in spreading their '9/11's a lie' music video and song far and wide. Reluctantly they have decided that even though they're extremely proud of the work, they are releasing it anonymously. They believe that this music video has the potential to reach a large audience and as a work of infotainment is amusing, informative and thought provoking. Regardless of your personal music taste please help spread this music video and song around. [UPDATE]Find us on: http://www.myspace.com/free_bees http://www.myspace.com/officialfreebees LYRICS: Well you can tell By the way the buildings fell There was something wrong Now it's time ...
Mike and the Mechanics - Mea Culpa (Live)
Post Date: 2008-06-07 21:08:09 by nikki
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Lyrics | Mea Culpa lyrics
'Tube - George Carlin - "I Don't Vote" (obscenity alert)
Post Date: 2008-06-07 18:22:01 by Jethro Tull
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Poster Comment:GC nails another one :)
Turtle tries to get some pussy
Post Date: 2008-06-07 12:23:27 by Critter
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Eagles - Hotel California (live, 1976)
Post Date: 2008-06-07 11:04:46 by buckeye
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The Eagles - Hotel California (Live - 1976) According to Don Henley: "We were all middle-class kids from the Midwest. Hotel California was our interpretation of the high life in Los Angeles." This is about materialism and excess. California is used as the setting, but it could relate to anywhere in America. Don Henley in the London Daily Mail November 9, 2007 said: "Some of the wilder interpretations of that song have been amazing. It was really about the excesses of American culture and certain girls we knew. But it was also about the uneasy balance between art and commerce."http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=1121
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Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink ...
Turtle gets a text message from his niece
Post Date: 2008-06-07 10:36:15 by Turtle
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"The U.S. government decided in 2009 they will ship all retards away. I started crying when I thought of you. Be strong and wear you helmet."
Poster Comment:My niece sends me text messages like this all the time,
Friday Night's Predictioneering (how you doin?)
Post Date: 2008-06-05 22:38:34 by a vast rightwing conspirator
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How are you doing as far as predictions are concerned? This is how I am doing, so far: I predicted that Ron Paul was going to. win zero states as a GOP, and I was right. For the past almost 2 years, I made fun of those who were announcing an imminent Iran attack (withing a couple of weeks or months) and I explained why it was unlikely. I was right so far. I quit the GOPs party the moment it became clear that they were going to put forward scumbag W. I was right to do so. I opposed the Iraq invasion from the beginning. Right again. I predicted the 2008 race as Giuliani-Condi vs. Hilly-Obama. I was wrong about Giuliani but I still believe there will be Condi for VP. I'm glad Hilly ...
Aimee Mann, "Freeway" at Sonic Boom Records, Toronto
Post Date: 2008-06-04 23:19:42 by buckeye
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There's a lot of talk out there. We're not the only cynics.
Poster Comment:You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway The road to Orange County leaves an awful lot of leeway Where everyone's a doctor or a specialist in retailThey'll sell you all the speed you want if you can take the blackmail You know it I know it Why don't you Just show it? You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway You got a lot of money, but you cannot keep your bills paid The sacrifice is worth it just to hang around the arcade You found yourself a prophet, but you left him on the boardwalk Another ...
No Gangster Left Behind - video
Post Date: 2008-06-03 08:14:49 by Lod
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Carry on My Wayward Son - video
Post Date: 2008-06-01 06:05:01 by Lod
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Alan Stivell Gouel Karaez (Bretagne Nationalism)
Post Date: 2008-05-31 18:28:05 by buckeye
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Alan Stivell Gouel Karaezby Videaoueg http://www.vieillescharrues.asso.fr/ Second song: It seems we speak Breton, why all the hate? We all just want to be free... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Stivell.
Poster Comment:I like the electric harp in the first piece, but the second one has its touching aspects, as well:
Armoricaine (suite) :
Et pardon si on vous embête, si on vous scie un peu la tête,
Et pardon si on vous embête, si on vous casse un peu la tête,
Ça vous parait con qu'on parle breton, lalalalaleno...
Lalalalaleno, pourquoi tant de haine, oh, on veut vivre libre comme l'air, comme l'eau.
C'est plus inouï que les ...
I Will Always Love You - WH version
Post Date: 2008-05-31 18:18:01 by Lod
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