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WORD games - Trinity United Church mission statement - one black, one white
Post Date: 2008-05-08 17:38:53 by Jethro Tull
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We are a congregation which is Unashamedly Black and Unapologetically Christian... Our roots in the Black religious experience and tradition are deep, lasting and permanent. We are an African people, and remain "true to our native land," the mother continent, the cradle of civilization. God has superintended our pilgrimage through the days of slavery, the days of segregation, and the long night of racism. It is God who gives us the strength and courage to continuously address injustice as a people, and as a congregation. We constantly affirm our trust in God through cultural expression of a Black worship service and ministries which address the Black Community. The Pastor as well ...
Clinton and Obama Court Black Vote with Reparations Packages
Post Date: 2008-05-08 11:50:01 by ghostdogtxn
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Turtle is Annoyed
Post Date: 2008-05-07 18:06:24 by Turtle
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Eight people originally had me on Bozo. Now it's down to three. I was trying to set a record to be the most Bozo'd person, and you people are not cooperating!
Play of the Day: No free lunch _ or breakfast _ for Obama
Post Date: 2008-05-07 08:22:28 by a vast rightwing conspirator
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Play of the Day: No free lunch _ or breakfast _ for Obama 18 hours ago GREENWOOD, Ind. (AP) — There are no free lunches in politics. Barack Obama may have learned that about breakfasts as well when he stopped by the Four Seasons Family Restaurant on Tuesday for some last-minute politicking. On the day of primary elections in Indiana and North Carolina, Obama trolled for last-minute undecided votes in this Indianapolis suburb. "Take this, we'll seal the deal," a man in a booth eating breakfast with three male companions told the Illinois senator as they chatted about the election. He held up their breakfast check. Agreeing, Obama snatched the bill quickly. ...
Turtle Predicts!
Post Date: 2008-05-06 13:58:08 by Turtle
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John McCain, although he is a senile warmongering old fart, will be President, because he's a white guy. Hillary will not be President because she is a shrill-voiced harpy who escaped from the Isle of Lesbos. Obama will not be President because he's black. I don't care if he is half white (which is why he has a brain), the country will not elect a black man or a woman. So, there, ha ha. Bozo me some more.
The Most Anticipated Blu-ray Issues This Year
Post Date: 2008-05-06 07:56:40 by a vast rightwing conspirator
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Now, that the Blu-ray technology has matured, I thought we should all list the features that we would like to see available on high-def and scrumptious, 7.1, trueHD sound so that we may be entertained. Here are my list and my additional list of what I would like to see. Please post yours. - My Breakfast with Blassie (1983) - Moving shots of Drudge without a hat - A documentary of Rush Limbaugh explaining his love of women (part two) and how he makes it - 2 episodes of Survivor (the Gitmo and Abu Ghraib challenges) - The Bushes and the Clintons dancing with the stars and with McCain - O'Reilley and Olberman's head-butting contest (no wagering) I have another list and I can't ...
Snowball - The Dancing Cockatoo
Post Date: 2008-05-04 20:34:17 by James Deffenbach
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Dancing Cockatoo
Post Date: 2008-05-04 18:28:13 by James Deffenbach
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Tikki dances to Move to a Different Sound by The Teddybears
The Four Ghosts of the White House
Post Date: 2008-05-04 17:59:52 by richard9151
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The Four Ghosts of the White House One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George, what''s the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away... The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight... The third night sleep still does ...
Senile... Like a FOX!
Post Date: 2008-05-04 17:58:19 by richard9151
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Senile... Like a FOX! One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton". The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and ...
Who Runs the Human Body?
Post Date: 2008-05-04 17:27:14 by richard9151
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Who Runs the Human Body? In the human body, which organ is in charge? All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the ...
pissing and moaning
Post Date: 2008-05-04 17:09:48 by richard9151
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An elderly lady phoned her telephone company An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady. He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via ...
Tard with a Tie
Post Date: 2008-05-04 16:52:08 by richard9151
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Tard with a Tie What do you call a mentally disabled person in a fancy suit? Mr. President.
My Bozo number just went up. Any guesses? [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2008-05-04 12:59:45 by Jethro Tull
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The Os are incapable of rational debate, so it could be any of them :)
BARACK'S REV. 'STOLE A WIFE' EX-HUBBY: HE COUNSELED US, THEN WED HER [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2008-05-04 08:59:31 by Jethro Tull
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BARACK'S REV. 'STOLE A WIFE' EX-HUBBY: HE COUNSELED US, THEN WED HER By SUSANNAH CAHALAN and VERONICA HINKE 32; FUROR: Fire-breathing Chicago pastor Jeremiah Wright (left) reportedly met his wife Ramah (right) after he counseled her and then-husband Delmer Reed in 1983. The Reeds divorced soon after the sessions. 32;32;32; 32;32;32;32;32;32; 32; May 4, 2008 -- The Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama's loose cannon of a spiritual adviser, stole the wife of a parishioner - after the man sought Wright's help in saving his troubled marriage, the former husband told friends. Delmer Reed, 59, ...
actual quotes from trial transcripts
Post Date: 2008-05-03 22:05:11 by richard9151
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QUESTION: Now, Mrs. Marsh, your complaint alleges that you have had problems with concentration since the accident. does that condition continue today? ANSWER: No, not really. I take a stool softener now. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ QUESTION: And what did you see when [the accused] pulled down his pants? ANSWER: It looked like a penis, only smaller. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ QUESTION: What did you do to prevent the accident? ANSWER: I just closed my eyes and screamed as loud as I could. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ QUESTION: Where were you? ANSWER: I was in the front right passenger seat. QUESTION: What state were you in? ANSWER: I was slightly inebriated. I was in ...
Red State Update: Hillary, Obama-- One Last Debate?
Post Date: 2008-05-02 23:07:12 by robin
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Eagles cover - Seven Bridges Road (love the dog)
Post Date: 2008-05-02 17:25:57 by Peppa
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Poster Comment:Do you know how hard this song is to sing?
Gawd Wants Your IRS rebate/stimulus Check (video)
Post Date: 2008-05-02 15:54:45 by ghostdogtxn
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The Empire Strikes Barack (Video)
Post Date: 2008-05-02 15:50:41 by ghostdogtxn
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Daily Show: Billy Graham vs. Jeremiah Wright [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2008-05-02 00:26:28 by robin
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Daily Show: Billy Graham vs. Jeremiah Wright By: SilentPatriot on Thursday, May 1st, 2008 at 6:00 PM - PDT Continuing to be the most respectable name in (fake) news, The Daily Show put Wright’s comments in context last night…well, in the context of controversial things former pastors of all stripes and presidential allegiances have said over the years. Kinda odd that only a Democrat comes under fire, no? Download | Play Download | Play“Billy Graham remains a beloved figure. Jeremiah Wright said things I don’t imagine are much worse than that. Why is he such a flashpoint for controversy?”
Norah Jones - My Dear Country (Election Day)
Post Date: 2008-05-01 20:23:19 by Peppa
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Poster Comment:'Twas Halloween and the ghosts were out, And everywhere they'd go, they shout, And though I covered my eyes I knew, They'd go away. But fear's the only thing I saw, And three days later 'twas clear to all, That nothing is as scary as election day. But the day after is darker, And darker and darker it goes, Who knows, maybe the plans will change, Who knows, maybe he's not deranged. The news men know what they know, but they, Know even less than what they say, And I don't know who I can trust, For they come what may. 'cause we believed in our candidate, But even more it's the one we hate, I needed someone I could shake, On election day. ...
Norah Jones - Cold Cold Heart
Post Date: 2008-05-01 20:11:05 by Peppa
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MILF blames govt for crisis in Peace Talks
Post Date: 2008-05-01 10:48:36 by ghostdogtxn
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actual court testimonies......
Post Date: 2008-04-30 15:10:13 by richard9151
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These came from actual court records; QUESTION: When did you begin to plan your wedding? ANSWER: Well, actually, I didn't plan my wedding; my mother did. QUESTION: Did you participate in your mother's planning of your wedding? ANSWER: No. My mother is Italian. QUESTION: When did your mother begin to plan your wedding? ANSWER: When I was born. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ QUESTION: Do you know how far pregnant you are right now? ANSWER: I will be three months November 8. QUESTION: Appartently the date of conception was August 8? ANSWER: Yes. QUESTION: What were you and your husband doing at the time? ...
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