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Don't Question Your Health Care Professionals
Post Date: 2008-04-30 13:07:12 by richard9151
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Don't Question Your Health Care Professionals A man went to see his doctor. "You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said. The man asked, "Why?" The doctor replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
Turtle Hides Dog for Three Years
Post Date: 2008-04-28 19:52:17 by Turtle
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Years ago, I had a dog that I wasn't supposed to have because the apartment did not allow peta. I kept him hidden for two years, then the landlord caught me and told me to get rid of him or get out. I said I had given him away, but continued to hide him. I hid him in a gym bag when I left and entered the apartment. Kept him hidden for another year, then the damn landlord snuck in the apartment when I was gone, went through the cabinets and found his food and bowl (which I was hiding) and told me to get out. So I moved to a place that allowed pets, and the landlord couldn't rent my old apartment for over a year. It does not pay to cross Turtle!!!
Bush Live - Sunday Bloody Sunday
Post Date: 2008-04-28 07:44:54 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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jefferson starship - sara
Post Date: 2008-04-27 22:27:09 by Peppa
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Eagles - Get Over It: From Hell Freezes Over
Post Date: 2008-04-27 22:19:04 by Peppa
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdaM8mxEBtY I turn on the tube and what do I see A whole lotta people cryin' "Don't blame me" They point their crooked little fingers ar everybody else Spend all their time feelin' sorry for themselves Victim of this, victim of that Your momma's too thin; your daddy's too fat Get over it Get over it All this whinin' and cryin' and pitchin' a fit Get over it, get over it You say you haven't been the same since you had your little crash But you might feel better if I gave you some cash The more I think about it, Old Billy was right Let's kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight You don't want to ...
Al Wilson 'Show & Tell' Orig. Video (RIP )
Post Date: 2008-04-27 21:24:13 by Peppa
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Poster Comment:I always loved this song. Soul singer Al Wilson dies of kidney failure at 68 Tue Apr 22, 7:01 PM ET Al Wilson, the soul singer and songwriter who had a number of 1970s hits including "Show and Tell," has died. He was 68. Wilson died Monday of kidney failure at Kaiser Permanente Medical Center in Fontana, according to his son, Tony Wilson of Yucaipa. "He was always singing," his son said. "He would call me in the middle of the night with a new song that he had written." Wilson was born on June 19, 1939, in Meridian, Miss. He sang in the church choir as a boy and had his own spiritual singing quartet. His family moved to San Bernardino in 1958 ...
Turtle Finishes Homemade Car
Post Date: 2008-04-27 16:39:37 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Eat your hearts out.
Why Asian Guys Can't Get White Girls
Post Date: 2008-04-27 15:13:52 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:An Asian woman showed me this. I laughed so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes.
Nixon Discusses Homosexual Activity @ George Bush's MensClub
Post Date: 2008-04-27 13:05:18 by Itisa1mosttoolate
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This is an recording of Nixon speaking briefly in an interview about the Bohemian Grove a private, invite only all-male club that began in the late 1800's which every president and vice-president have been members. You can watch my other videos about this club for more information. Also there are a 1100 or so very descriptive videos about it on YouTube. This is a link to a list of verified present and past members: http://www.pehi.eu/organisations/Bohemian_Grove_members_list.htm Nixon Discusses Homosexual Activity @ George Bush's MensClub
We Scream, We Swoon. How Dumb Can We Get?
Post Date: 2008-04-26 19:56:23 by Turtle
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Here's Agence France-Presse reporting on a rally for Sen. Barack Obama at the University of Maryland on Feb. 11: "He did not flinch when women screamed as he was in mid-sentence, and even broke off once to answer a female's cry of 'I love you, Obama!' with a reassuring 'I love you back.' " Women screamed? What was this, the Beatles tour of 1964? And when they weren't screaming, the fair-sex Obama fans who dominated the rally of 16,000 were saying things like: "Every time I hear him speak, I become more hopeful." Huh? "Women 'Falling for Obama,' " the story's headline read. Elsewhere around the country, women were falling ...
The Star Wars Kid Saves the Galaxy
Post Date: 2008-04-26 19:09:32 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I ran across this long before there was a Youtube. This kid taped himself, people got hold of it, and added the special efforts. It's better than most of the movies.
Country Politics
Post Date: 2008-04-26 14:19:03 by richard9151
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Country Politics A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer''s barn. The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer told him he had buried them. The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Lordy, were they ALL dead?" The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren''t, but you know how them crooked politicians lie."
Schrodinger's Lolcat
Post Date: 2008-04-26 12:01:04 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:These are known as "lolcats." I understand this joke becuz I are brillunt and of the highest evolvedness.
Turtle's New Airplane!!
Post Date: 2008-04-25 21:05:59 by tom007
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Here he and a friend are going to a Bass tournament at Branson.
Stewart: Media applaud McCain for going ‘near where black people live’
Post Date: 2008-04-25 16:21:58 by robin
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Stewart: Media applaud McCain for going ‘near where black people live’ reddit_url=window.location.href The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart apparently feels that the long-running TV series known as the Democratic presidential primaries has jumped the shark. He announced on Thursday, “At this point, usually we go to our campaign coverage. But tonight we’re not going to, and I’ll tell you why. I’M FUCKING SICK OF IT!” “But did you know there’s another candidate in the race?” Stewart went on. “One who’s a — Republican? … His name’s McCain, John McCain, and on Sunday he met head-to-head with the tiny inquisitor, ...
Turtle Gets Nose Punched [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2008-04-24 21:21:06 by Turtle
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I was 11 years old when it happened. I think it had something to do with playing tetherball at school and some kid punched me in the nose. The fight ended just like that, because there was blood all over, I couldn't see because my eyes were watering, and it hurt like hell. However, later, the kid who punched me fell off his bike and BROKE HIS NOSE. I call this karma. Maybe kismet. I get the two confused. However, what it means it that those who beat up on Turtle, will get it back in spades! Heh heh heh.
Voted Best Commercial in Europe
Post Date: 2008-04-24 15:19:17 by angle
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AC/DC-For Those About to Rock/The Patriot
Post Date: 2008-04-24 11:02:55 by Old Friend
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Pug Fights Monster
Post Date: 2008-04-23 19:34:43 by Turtle
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Believe it or not, pugs were originally bred to be guard dogs. Mine flips out watching the TV.
(Marijuana) causes women to be whores and men to have gay sex. (McCain_Rocks)
Post Date: 2008-04-23 16:47:48 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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This is hilarious. This guy is a riot.
Study: Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer
Post Date: 2008-04-23 15:42:45 by Jethro Tull
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Men who frequently masturbate appear to have a lower risk of developing prostate cancer, Australian researchers reported. Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria found that men who masturbated more than five times each week were one-third less likely to develop the cancer. The study surveyed 1,000 men who developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who did not, and all were between the ages of 20 and 50, according to a report on Monday on the gay and lesbian news site PlanetOut. Researchers told the BBC last week that the prostate produces one of the fluids involved in ejaculation and that frequent masturbation appears to flush out carcinogens. Sexual intercourse may not have the same ...
Brian Johnson of AC/DC new songs for full baked movie he produced.
Post Date: 2008-04-23 12:25:08 by Old Friend
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'Tube - In the spirit of unity, given Obama's thumping by all those PA small townees
Post Date: 2008-04-23 07:41:57 by Jethro Tull
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Why Asian Women Like White Guys
Post Date: 2008-04-23 07:25:36 by Turtle
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I ran across this while browsing YouTube and it reminded me of a Filipina I know. She said lots of Filipinas prefer white men because they want to make "exotic-looking babies," and she admitted lots of Asian guys are effeminate. To my surprise, she said some Asian women like these effeminate Asian men. That I did not understand at all.
When the Saints come marching in -- Louis Armstrong - Danny Kaye
Post Date: 2008-04-22 02:28:16 by Ferret Mike
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-- Louis Armstrong - Danny Kaye When the Saints come marching in.
Poster Comment:They sure don't make any like these two anymore.
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