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Bush Orders 'Amnesty' for Foreign-Born McCain
Post Date: 2008-03-01 12:26:08 by robin
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(2008-02-28) — President George Bush today signed an executive order granting ‘amnesty’ to foreign-born Sen. John McCain, allowing the presumptive Republican nominee to bypass the Constitutional requirement that a president be a “natural born citizen.” John Sidney McCain III was born in the Panama Canal zone when his Naval officer father was stationed there in 1936. The Supreme Court has never definitively interpreted the phrase “natural born”, but no person known to be born outside U.S. borders has ever been elected president. Under President Bush’s order, Sen. McCain would be granted an immediate ‘P visa’ allowing him to remain in the ...
Lou Reed - Sweet Jane - live in Paris, 1974
Post Date: 2008-02-29 21:45:32 by buckeye
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Night Moves
Post Date: 2008-02-29 21:40:59 by Lod
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(Must read - actual ad in Craig's List, NYC) Female looking for a seriousjob - w4m - 24 (Financial District)
Post Date: 2008-02-29 11:49:02 by Jethro Tull
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Click me, you're hired Female looking for a seriousjob - w4m - 24 (Financial District) Reply to: pers-590175460@craigslist.org Date: 2008-02-28, 4:14PM EST I'm 24, 110 lbs, nice body and dirty blond hair. I'm currently working as an admin assistant in a law firm, but I would like to start working at a hedge fund company. I have a friend who started working at a hedge fund company, and she is making really good money - just as an assistant. I'd be willing to perform discreet blow jobs in your home or office for the chance to have a REAL interiew for an open position. I'm not a slut, but I'm very good at oral and I don't mind using my talents to get a new ...
Mark Gungor - Men's Brain Women's Brain - EXTENDED
Post Date: 2008-02-28 20:15:37 by Horse
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Poster Comment:I do not agree with all of his comments!!!
Cheating
Post Date: 2008-02-28 14:49:53 by richard9151
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Respectfully Cheating Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. "Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?" "Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..." "Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please." "Well, all right. Yes, 3 times." "Three? When were they?" "Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?" "Oh, Betty, you did that for ...
Song Title Conversation Game [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2008-02-27 20:40:49 by farmfriend
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Song Title Conversation Game I got this off another forum. This is a conversation topic but each post must include a song title. I'll start. Do you have a "One Track Mind"?
Crazy On You - Heart *Music Club*
Post Date: 2008-02-27 20:26:49 by christine
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Find Me
Post Date: 2008-02-27 18:02:50 by James Deffenbach
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The skies are not as blue, when you're not with me The stars, they never seem to shine as bright And the hours crack like days across the ages And a year or two pass by with every night. It makes me know if I should ever leave this world before you do When you follow you must promise, cross your heart and promise to (Chorus) Find me...look hard, and dont stop, I'll be waiting 'till then Dont sleep, and dont eat 'till I'm back, back in your arms again I dont wanna have to spend all my forever without you. Just knowing that you're out there somewhere too. So darlin...please I'm begging you on bended knee... Find me... I've tried to tell this world how much ...
Where's the KEY!?
Post Date: 2008-02-27 13:13:39 by richard9151
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Chastity Belt A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life." So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What's wrong?' " he asks. "You gave me the wrong key!"
Tough Love
Post Date: 2008-02-25 14:28:19 by richard9151
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Tough Love A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells: "No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"
Dream Weaver
Post Date: 2008-02-24 18:48:08 by James Deffenbach
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Riley
Post Date: 2008-02-24 16:05:01 by richard9151
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Tiff With Riley ''My God! What happened to you?'' the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast. ''I got in a tiff with Riley.'' ''Riley? He's just a wee fellow,'' the barkeep said, surprised. ''He must have had something in his hand.'' ''That he did,'' Kelly said. ''A shovel it was.'' ''Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?'' ''Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley's left boob.'' Kelly said. ''And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight.''
George Carlin's Views on Aging (great stuff)
Post Date: 2008-02-24 09:30:02 by Jethro Tull
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George Carlin on age. IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. 33; George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" " I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How ...
What's Really in Spam?
Post Date: 2008-02-23 17:05:38 by YertleTurtle
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Dear Cecil: We've been having a heated discussion in the office, and we need to know how Spam luncheon meat is really made. Also, how come they never released a chicken or turkey version (i.e., Spurkey or Spicken)? Finally, what is Monty Python's true relationship with Spam? --Steve Tolin, Sudbury, Ontario Dear Steve: In the interest of thoroughness I thought that somebody here at Dopecorp should actually eat some Spam before we wrote about it. You'd think I was asking these guys to throw themselves on a grenade. "Cecil, I ate a damn Circus Peanut," wailed my assistant Jane. "I did laundry. Hell, I even sniffed out sperm trees. This is where I draw the ...
One of my favorite movies of all time
Post Date: 2008-02-23 16:30:10 by YertleTurtle
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Montagues & Capulets
Post Date: 2008-02-22 21:26:55 by Dakmar
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Montagues & Capulets
US DESTROYS SPACE PEACE, ER PIECE OF SPACE JUNK
Post Date: 2008-02-22 19:14:35 by robin
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US missile destroys peace in space er I mean broken space satellite- Spying on everyone protects us from you, say evil planet owners- In the UK - MI6 evidence at Diana inquest - our secret killers didnt kill anyone - Hello well informed dog meat , welcome to the fkn news , Im defying gravity here are tonights headlies Click for Video!
Thousand hand bodhisattva
Post Date: 2008-02-21 23:19:03 by Horse
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Poster Comment:Other versions of this have been posted before but the Reuters link below shows how these deaf dancers train. http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=76519&videoChannel=1
Here are some true tales of people who put the duh in induhvidual.
Post Date: 2008-02-21 20:58:26 by richard9151
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"Locally we have a grocery chain called Bi-Lo. We were sitting around the office one day talking about living on farms and drinking milk from the cows. One girl said she wouldn't drink milk from a cow, only milk from Bi-Lo. The stunned silence was deafening." "We were given our yearly evaluations and handed our objectives for the upcoming year: "Everyone must exceed the Team Average in sales dollars." My boss explained that this was not a case of exceeding a previous average; all ten of us were expected to be above whatever our current average was." "My business partner and his wife were traveling out west and decided to visit Hoover Dam. As they ...
McCain as the Bipartisan Maveric
Post Date: 2008-02-21 20:16:32 by a vast rightwing conspirator
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Finally, we have positive proof of McCain's perfect bipartisanship and his maveric nature. McCain says: 1 - "I did not bang that woman... what's her name?" 2 - "I am not a crook" I totally rest my case.
The Insanity of "Grampa Dave"
Post Date: 2008-02-21 10:35:37 by James Deffenbach
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To: onyx; Mo1; Jim Robinson; EdReform; Buckhead; Howlin Our two most important blessings are our two grandchildren. On their birthdays and at Christmas we make donations to their college funds. To make sure that a strong America is still here for them in their future, I donate a $/Day to Free Republic. As I have told Jim and others before, that is my daily insurance donation to make sure we have a strong America for our sons and Grandchildren. If Buckhead and Howlin hadn't exposed the lies by Blather and Mapes just before the 2004 election, Jon Carry would have been our president, I would have been shot, and my grandaughter would be wearing a Blue Burka.* If there had been no Free ...
James Gregory on Animal Rights (funny stuff)
Post Date: 2008-02-20 16:29:31 by James Deffenbach
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James Gregory, dubbed "the funniest man in America," has been performing home-spun comedy to sold-out crowds for over 20 years. Delivering common-sense wisdom, old-fashioned values and politically incorrect humor, Gregory is known for inspiring fanatic devotion, whether it's the first or fifth visit.
Farmer and the Cow
Post Date: 2008-02-20 13:27:15 by richard9151
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Farmer and the Cow A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was full the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left foot to a pole. I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too. As soon as I finished milkin'' him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt. As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, ...
Tokyo marathon runner solves mystery of sore nipples
Post Date: 2008-02-20 04:02:47 by mirage
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TOKYO (Reuters Life!) - Choking pollution and sapping heat will be the major concerns for the world's elite marathon runners at this year's Beijing Olympics. But for millions of other marathon men and women, concerns are of an altogether more painful nature. After his first assault at a marathon last year banker Brian Jones was shocked to discover the sharp pain in his chest was not cardiovascular, but bleeding nipples. "When I took my shirt off at the end it was white -- apart from two particular parts of it," he told Reuters in an interview after completing his second Tokyo Marathon at the weekend. "It looked like I had been shot by a sniper. This year I bought ...
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