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For all the Texicans here in 4um land...
Post Date: 2008-03-31 23:39:39 by richard9151
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Southern University Psychology At a southern university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "what is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," said the student. "And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma. "Elation," she said. "And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "what about the opposite of woe?" The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be 'giddy up' ."
Marital Help?
Post Date: 2008-03-30 21:21:14 by Lod
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A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down ...
Why Not to Get a Pug
Post Date: 2008-03-30 15:20:36 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:They all do this, including mine.
I Can Take 27 Five-Year-Olds in a Fight
Post Date: 2008-03-29 16:11:13 by YertleTurtle
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Click here to find out how many you can take.
"Five O'clock World" - the Vogues
Post Date: 2008-03-29 15:57:35 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:If I was a girl I would have wanted to be a dancer on Hullabaloo.
Black Label Society - Stillborn
Post Date: 2008-03-29 13:24:59 by buckeye
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Zakk Wylde in his musicvideo "Stillborn". Awesome as always, he sings great and plays the guitar even greater. Ozzy Osbourne actually participated and were doing the backing vocals in this musicvideo, enjoy... Rexonius at YT.
Poster Comment:The video was directed by Rob Zombie. — songfacts.com
"Back to School" - Sam Kinnison
Post Date: 2008-03-29 10:55:05 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:This is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.
1 Of 2 93-Year-Olds Charged In Manatee County Sex Sting
Post Date: 2008-03-25 15:25:27 by Jethro Tull
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By ANTHONY CORMIER Sarasota Herald-Tribune Published: March 25, 2008 MANATEE COUNTY - Prosecutors are moving ahead with a case against one of two 93-year-old men picked up during undercover prostitution stings. In the case of Frank Milio, prosecutors have issued subpoenas and plan to take him to trial in April. Milio, according to police records, tried to pay $20 in November to an undercover officer on 14th Street West. Milio recently told the Herald-Tribune he was only flirting with the woman. "I haven't had that in years," he said. "Ninety-three is kind of old." Carlos Underhill, 93, will not be charged, although he does not deny stopping to chat with ...
1 Of 2 93-Year-Olds Charged In Manatee County Sex Sting
Post Date: 2008-03-25 12:10:01 by Horse
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MANATEE COUNTY - Prosecutors are moving ahead with a case against one of two 93-year-old men picked up during undercover prostitution stings. In the case of Frank Milio, prosecutors have issued subpoenas and plan to take him to trial in April. Milio, according to police records, tried to pay $20 in November to an undercover officer on 14th Street West. Milio recently told the Herald-Tribune he was only flirting with the woman. "I haven't had that in years," he said. "Ninety-three is kind of old." Carlos Underhill, 93, will not be charged, although he does not deny stopping to chat with the "good-looking girl" who made eyes at him and turned out to be ...
The President's Puzzle
Post Date: 2008-03-24 22:43:44 by richard9151
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The President's Puzzle Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering. "What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired. "Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed. "How long did it take you?" "Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
Red State Update: Jackie's Momma Bashes Romney, Obama
Post Date: 2008-03-24 18:16:04 by James Deffenbach
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CAVE-IN
Post Date: 2008-03-24 12:02:58 by Horse
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The Seven Dwarfs always left early each morning to go work in the mine. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine. One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived. "Hello, hello!" she shouted. "Can anyone hear me? Hello!" For a long while , there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, "Hello! Is anyone down there?" Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint ...
Genesis - Man On the Corner
Post Date: 2008-03-24 00:02:52 by Peppa
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Fleetwood Mac "World Turning"
Post Date: 2008-03-23 23:13:31 by Peppa
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Poster Comment:Lyrics: everybody's trying to say i'm wrong i just wanna be back where i belong world turning...... i gotta get my feet back on the ground world turning....... everybody's got me down maybe i'm wrong, but who's to say what's right? i need somebody to help me thru the night
Can Anyone Tell Me Who The Guys Are Who Do The Red State Videos on You Tube
Post Date: 2008-03-23 17:52:13 by James Deffenbach
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I saw one of these videos the other day and can't remember which site it was on but it was very funny. They were talking about the super delegates and one of them was trying to explain it to the other one.
George W Bush Hails Successful US Defeat in Iraq
Post Date: 2008-03-23 15:52:26 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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WASHINGTON DC - USA - George W Bush has hailed the US defeat in Iraq as an unbridled success with the same "Mission Accomplished" mantra he uttered once before. Mission Accomplished II When he's not perfecting his golf swing or choking on a pretzel, the most powerful man in the world likes to kick back and watch the chaos he has created unfold. The supreme commander of the Western world marked the fifth anniversary of the Iraq invasion yesterday with a bumbling speech in which he described the war as noble, necessary and just, and claimed Arab's in the Middle East are now fully behind America and its securement of oil fields and territory. According to George W Bush, ...
"Thirteen" --- Big Star
Post Date: 2008-03-23 14:40:15 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:Big Star was an early '70s band that hardly anyone has heard of, yet Rolling Star put their albums in the Top 500 of all time.
Hey! Happy Easter!
Post Date: 2008-03-23 09:12:19 by angle
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One tough woman........
Post Date: 2008-03-23 01:30:05 by richard9151
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her."The first man said."You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife," The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same ...
Picture Personality Test
Post Date: 2008-03-22 18:12:22 by farmfriend
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Picture Personality Test Dynamic Active Extroverted You are quite willing to accept certain risks and to make a strong committment in exchange for interesting and varied work. Routine, in contrast, tends to have a paralyzing effect on you. What you like most is to be able to play an active role in events. In doing so, your initiative is highly pronounced.
Pee Wee Herman - Tequila
Post Date: 2008-03-22 11:29:01 by Peppa
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Best President To Date (It's George W Bush!)
Post Date: 2008-03-21 19:31:05 by James Deffenbach
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Best President To Date (It's George W Bush!) Anyone remember this whackjob? I think he has posted under at least 20 different names on LP.
Old Time Rock and Roll - Bob Seeger
Post Date: 2008-03-21 19:18:47 by christine
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Poster Comment:I reminisce about the days of old with that old time rock and roll I heard this today while driving in my car...it rocks and so was I. ;)
Mlaguena Salerosa (outstanding)
Post Date: 2008-03-21 09:08:18 by a vast rightwing conspirator
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From Kill Bill 2's premiere.
America - Ventura Highway
Post Date: 2008-03-19 22:05:49 by Peppa
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