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Mike Huckabee Tribute Video, Now Featuring Dinosaurs!
Post Date: 2008-02-19 21:26:40 by robin
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Just in time for Mike Huckabee to lose the Wisconsin primary and every other primary or caucus yet to come (except maybe Texas!), here is another “Obama girl” knockoff video featuring some gal twirling around and singing about her crush on a presidential candidate. It’s 80% dull liberal mockery of religious people and 20% awesome dinosaur riding. [YouTube]
The Wrong Way
Post Date: 2008-02-18 17:35:45 by richard9151
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The Wrong Way As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Jethro, I just heard on the news that there''s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Jethro, "It's hundreds of them!"
Stuff White People Like
Post Date: 2008-02-18 04:51:34 by YertleTurtle
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White people spend a lot of time of worrying about poor people. It takes up a pretty significant portion of their day. They feel guilty and sad that poor people shop at Wal*Mart instead of Whole Foods, that they vote Republican instead of Democratic, that they go to Community College/get a job instead of studying art at a University. It is a poorly guarded secret that, deep down, white people believe if given money and education that all poor people would be EXACTLY like them. In fact, the only reason that poor people make the choices they do is because they have not been given the means to make the right choices and care about the right things. A great way to make white people feel good ...
The 50 best love songs of the '80s
Post Date: 2008-02-18 01:10:19 by christine
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The Blue Pigeon
Post Date: 2008-02-17 23:30:26 by christine
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The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix. He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks, or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean. One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. "I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without any cost But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me one million dollars to ask one question." The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition. The next day the man climbed to the top of City ...
Manly Skeet Shooting
Post Date: 2008-02-17 15:11:06 by Lod
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The George W. Bush Presidential Library
Post Date: 2008-02-17 11:46:04 by Horse
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The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution to this great man's legacy. The Library will include: The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find). The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for ...
Ten Jobs That Pay $30 an Hour
Post Date: 2008-02-16 18:15:22 by YertleTurtle
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Remember when you got your first job and realized one movie ticket was equal to one hour of work or that a pair of shoes was an entire workday? Somewhere along the way, many of us stopped looking at our paychecks as units of time and started focusing on how much we deposit in the bank. If you haven’t calculated your hourly pay in a while, now might be a good time crunch some numbers and see what you’re bringing home each day. The median household salary is $48,201, according to the 2006 U.S. Census Bureau report. This makes the average hourly rate $23.17 based on a 40-hour workweek. We’ve made a list of the top 20 jobs that earn $30 per hour, along with their median annual ...
FUNNY! ~~ Cop & Wife OD On Brownies From Confiscated Pot ~~
Post Date: 2008-02-16 16:11:34 by angle
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Lewis Black - Time For A Dead President
Post Date: 2008-02-16 14:24:07 by robin
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Lewis Black - Time For A Dead President | Funny Jokes at JibJab
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Sheryl Crow Everyday is a Winding Road
Post Date: 2008-02-16 13:32:20 by Peppa
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Graffiti Artist's Getaway Crippled by Crutches
Post Date: 2008-02-15 21:02:49 by DeaconBenjamin
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A Darwin Awards aspirant in Germany got caught after he a) sprayed graffiti on a train at lunchtime in front of a cop and b) tried to hobble away on crutches. He didn't get far. As a pastime, graffiti enjoys the reputation for evading law enforcement with stealthy getaways under cover of the midnight dark. Subtract these two advantages, and chances for getting nipped by authorities exponentially rise. And so it was for a devious eighteen-year-old youth in Hittfeld, in northern Germany, on Monday, when he began tagging a parked train in the local train station -- at 1 o'clock in the afternoon. An off-duty police officer from Harburg was sitting on the commuter train, the ...
Putin vs. Clinton
Post Date: 2008-02-15 16:13:43 by iconoclast
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When Hillary Clinton said, way back in New Hampshire, that Vladimir Putin "doesn't have a soul," I figured that would be the sort of thing the Russian wouldn't be pleased about. But when I called the foreign ministry the next day for comment, it was Orthodox Christmas, and I let it slide. He was asked about the remark at his press conference yesterday, however, and indeed wasn't pleased. The former KGB lieutenant colonel appeared to lash out at U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton — a leading Democratic candidate for president — when one reporter quoted her as saying that former KGB officers have no soul: "At a minimum, a head of state should have a head," ...
Jeff Dunham and Walter on Letterman
Post Date: 2008-02-15 14:21:04 by James Deffenbach
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Jeff Dunham and Walter, Part 1
Post Date: 2008-02-15 08:24:35 by James Deffenbach
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Love: You Have 4 Minutes to Find Your Perfect Mate
Post Date: 2008-02-15 06:23:40 by YertleTurtle
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Love: You have 4 minutes to choose your perfect mate What is the secret to finding the right partner? Two researchers are using unconventional techniques to find out. Matt Kaplan investigates the science of speed dating. Matt Kaplan Eli Finkel and Paul Eastwick have probably seen more first dates than most. The social scientists at Northwestern University in Evanston, Illinois, have watched hundreds of videos of single people as they participate in a curious, but not unpopular, trend known as speed dating. Two participants spill their souls to each other for a set time, say four minutes, and try to decide whether they might have a future together. When the time is up, they move on to a ...
Some "sex" jokes
Post Date: 2008-02-14 21:46:06 by farmfriend
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SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!" QUIET SEX Tired of a listless sex life, ...
Guess Who?
Post Date: 2008-02-14 19:33:45 by richard9151
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Now you all know there was no resisting this one..... Guess Who? A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing. "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer."
The ultimate American sheeple. DEAD in his favorite chair (reclined), remote in hand...
Post Date: 2008-02-14 09:07:42 by Jethro Tull
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Poster Comment: Oh yeah, don't miss the new, silky, black & gold pjs, slippers and beer! And are those a pack of Newports in his ashtray???
Poor Old Man
Post Date: 2008-02-13 20:49:59 by richard9151
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I think I know this guy..... Hell! There are times I think I am this guy!! Well, except for the 25 year old wife, of course..... oh, and the rich part..... and the huge luxury apartment, and the lots of money.... shit. The only that works is when I forget where I live.... must some kind of a message in there somwhere..... Poor Old Man An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day" The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?" The old ...
Still the Same - Seger
Post Date: 2008-02-13 19:32:28 by Lod
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new words
Post Date: 2008-02-12 22:39:55 by kiki
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In case you missed it, here are the winners of the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational, which once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary and alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter and supplying a new definition. #3 is especially timely. 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid ...
Sealed With A Kiss
Post Date: 2008-02-12 18:04:54 by James Deffenbach
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Still the Same
Post Date: 2008-02-11 21:40:49 by Lod
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Dolly Parton Postpones Tour, Blames Breasts
Post Date: 2008-02-11 19:26:03 by Brian S
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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Dolly Parton's breasts may be two of the wonders of the entertainment world, but the country music icon says they are a pain in her back. Parton, 62, said on Monday she would postpone her upcoming North American tour after doctors told her to take it easy for six to eight weeks to rest her sore back. "Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems," the folksy singer-songwriter said in a statement. The tour was due to begin on February 28 in Minneapolis, two days after the release of "Backwoods Barbie," her first album of mainstream country music in 17 years. She hopes to hit the road in late ...
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