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David Cook -- Hello -- Top 8 Guys
Post Date: 2008-03-19 22:00:14 by Peppa
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Poster Comment:Cool.
Purported bin Laden Message Condemns Europe, Endorses Obama!!!
Post Date: 2008-03-19 19:24:48 by Brian S
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(CNN) -- A new statement attributed to al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden condemns European countries for siding with the United States in Afghanistan and for allowing the publication of cartoons considered insulting to Islam's prophet, Mohammed. art.bin.laden.vid.file.afp.gi.jpg Terrorist leader Osama bin Laden spoke on a video released by al Qaeda in September. "This is the greater and more serious tragedy, and the reckoning for it will be more severe," the speaker in the five-minute audio recording says. The identity of the speaker could not be independently determined. However, a radical Islamist Web site reported earlier Wednesday that a statement from bin Laden was ...
Banned From Wal-mart
Post Date: 2008-03-18 14:49:06 by Original_Intent
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Banned from Wal-mart You MUST read this...all the way to the end. If you're not in near hysterics, you have a very different sense of humor than I do! I would love to 'hang out' with Mr. Samsel....he would keep me in stiches!! This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. after I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Samsel, in the past six months, your husband has ...
Gov. Paterson admits to sex with other woman for years
Post Date: 2008-03-18 00:36:28 by Jethro Tull
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The thunderous applause was still ringing in his ears when the state's new governor, David Paterson, told the Daily News that he and his wife had extramarital affairs. In a stunning revelation, both Paterson, 53, and his wife, Michelle, 46, acknowledged in a joint interview they each had intimate relationships with others during a rocky period in their marriage several years ago. In the course of several interviews in the past few days, Paterson said he maintained a relationship for two or three years with "a woman other than my wife," beginning in 1999. As part of that relationship, Paterson said, he and the other woman sometimes stayed at an upper West Side hotel ...
In Living Color-Anton Jackson (Damon Wayans) meets Romeo & Juliet
Post Date: 2008-03-17 16:04:26 by James Deffenbach
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Talking Heads - Heaven
Post Date: 2008-03-16 22:06:27 by buckeye
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Poster Comment:Everyone is trying to get to the bar. The name of the bar, the bar is called Heaven. The band in Heaven plays my favorite song. They play it once again, they play it all night long.
SNL’s Weekend Update: Spitzer, Romney and Tracy Morgan on Obama
Post Date: 2008-03-16 16:38:56 by robin
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SNL’s Weekend Update: Spitzer, Romney and Tracy Morgan on Obama By: Nicole Belle on Sunday, March 16th, 2008 at 11:30 AM - PDT Download | Play Download | Play (h/t BillW) SNL’s Weekend Update team of Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers take jabs at Elliot Spitzer and Mitt Romney while alumnus Tracy Morgan comes back to respond to Tina Fey’s promotion of Hillary Clinton three weeks ago with his own defense of Barack Obama. Transcript of Morgan below the fold: MORGAN: Why is it that every time a black man in this country gets too good at something, there’s always someone come around and remind us that he’s black? First Tiger, then Donavan McNabb then me. ...
Life in the Ozarks
Post Date: 2008-03-16 16:12:35 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:I have to put up with this stuff every day.
Dick in a Box
Post Date: 2008-03-16 12:31:25 by a vast rightwing conspirator
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"Smell of Desire" -- Enigma
Post Date: 2008-03-15 15:13:15 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:This hypnotic techno stuff does weird things to my brain.
Tattoos: indelibly passé
Post Date: 2008-03-15 09:47:01 by YertleTurtle
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Yellow Springs, Ohio - My neighbor got a tattoo. After examining the bluish-green lizard on his teenage bicep, I said with my usual tact and sensitivity, "Hope you like it 30 years from now." My neighbor looked a bit glum. Buyer's remorse, perhaps. "So do I," he said. The thought had obviously occurred to him. For now he says he does like it. Kind of. Except it's a little dark, bluer than he wanted, not as green. "Maybe it'll lighten up over time," he told me. Or maybe it won't. The essence of tattoos is indelibility. That's the basis of their appeal. They are a way of saying, "Unlike the rest of you wimps out there I've got the ...
Totally Sheeple
Post Date: 2008-03-14 13:24:41 by richard9151
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Totally Bats
Two bats are going for their midnight feed. After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.
The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?"
The second bat replies, "Follow me. I`ll show you."
After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says, "You see that wall over there?"
The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!"
Other bat says, "I didn't."
Sorry... I misread this, I thought it was about sheeple......
Cyicom claims everyone "a bunch of sissies."
Post Date: 2008-03-14 07:10:36 by YertleTurtle
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Spitzer the Patriot?
Post Date: 2008-03-13 10:43:13 by Lod
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This Month President Bush announced that each one of us will get a $300.00 check to boost the economy. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs. Neither will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here. Drink beer or spend it on prostitution -- those are the only businesses still in the U.S.A.
Poster Comment:Amen! Be a good American and set up your account with the Emperor's Club today! Ask for the "Client 9" discount! Unfortunately, "Kristen" will not be available for "dates". She has decided to take some personal time and reflect on her choices.
"URGENT REQUEST" Please!!!!!!!! If anyone knows a professional trapper, Please call the Whitehouse as soon as possible.
Post Date: 2008-03-13 06:01:29 by Itisa1mosttoolate
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"URGENT REQUEST" Please!!!!!!!! If anyone knows a professional trapper, Please call the Whitehouse as soon as possible. "IT SEEMS THERE IS A BEAVER AND A COON TRYING TO GET IN THE WHITEHOUSE." Direct report from the Department of "WILDLIFE."
"All I Want" - Toad the Wet Sprocket
Post Date: 2008-03-12 20:25:53 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:This is the song Mary Ann and were listening to while we passed the bong around before we started the horizontal duck dancing.
Diebold Accidentally Releases Results of '08 Election
Post Date: 2008-03-11 15:52:05 by Lod
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Little Nancy's Pet
Post Date: 2008-03-11 13:12:55 by richard9151
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Little Nancy's Pet Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."
Hank Hill Tells The Truth About 911
Post Date: 2008-03-10 16:22:40 by Artisan
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Hank Hill Tells The Truth About 911
Poster Comment:someone put this clever clip together
Now that's a friggin' flashlight !
Post Date: 2008-03-09 15:12:34 by christine
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Wine and the Bible
Post Date: 2008-03-09 11:08:59 by YertleTurtle
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Wine, and a sense of humor for that matter, were given to us by a beneficent God who knew from time to time we would need them. The Bible has a lot to say about wine. In fact, the grapevine and its primary product, wine, is mentioned more than any other plant. ads from Shopzilla In the book of Genesis, chapter 9, after the Great Flood, Noah begins anew by planting a vineyard and making wine. He is credited as being the first to plant a vineyard. Lamech, Noah's father, said that Noah would "bring us relief and comfort from our work and the toil of our hands." This he surely fulfilled as the first wine-maker. With the first wine, came the first occasion of drunkeness. The ...
YertleTurtle Gets Maced
Post Date: 2008-03-08 19:56:42 by YertleTurtle
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So I'm getting gas at this little family-owned gas station down the street when one clerk yells, "That guy's putting candy bars in his pocket!" Some older guy, must have been 70, had put six or seven candy bars in his pocket. One clerk, a woman, grabs him as he tried to walk out the door, the other maces him, which made me and everyone else start coughing and our eyes water, and the old guy sits down on the floor. The cops come and arrest him. Since the girls were handling it just fine, I did not get involved, although I was watching the whole situation. I really didn't want to throw some old guy on the floor because he took a swing at a woman, and thank God, he ...
YertleTurtle's Horoscope
Post Date: 2008-03-08 19:03:59 by YertleTurtle
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I've had my horoscope done three times, each time by women, who tend to be much more interested in astrology than men. I have no interest in it, other than wondering about the Three Magi. The first time I was 19, and it was my neighbor who did it. She was self-taught, and it showed. She claimed I would die mysteriously and my body would never be found. Sure, whatever. The second time was by an 18-year-old Filipina, also self-taught. She did a lot better than the first one. Still wasn't anything memorable, which is why I don't remember what she said. The third time, however, was by a woman who had been taught by a professional astrologer. None of this self-taught stuff from ...
Bill Maher ‘George Bush cannot be behind Sept 11th’
Post Date: 2008-03-08 18:30:01 by robin
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Bill Maher ‘George Bush cannot be behind Sept 11th’ Bill Maher explains why George Bush cannot be behind Sept 11th. The following video is from HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher, broadcast on March 07, 2008
How to Kill a Ninja
Post Date: 2008-03-08 15:30:48 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:These "Ask a Ninja" videos are funny stuff.
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