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Screaming Pug Rocket!!!
Post Date: 2008-03-08 15:25:30 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:My pug sleeps 23 and 1/2 hours a day, then wakes up to eat and drink. Run? He doesn't know what it is.
A New Fragrance - video
Post Date: 2008-03-08 14:53:30 by Lod
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Why Celts are Better Than Everyone in the World
Post Date: 2008-03-08 10:38:17 by YertleTurtle
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Bedtime For Pugs
Post Date: 2008-03-08 07:27:30 by YertleTurtle
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She owns four of them?
The Greatest Satire Ever
Post Date: 2008-03-07 20:28:55 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:The President's Analyst, 1967, James Coburn.
Jeff Healey
Post Date: 2008-03-07 03:32:07 by wudidiz
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Jeff Healey - While My Guitar Gently Weeps Click for Full Text!
"One Headlight" - Wallflowers
Post Date: 2008-03-06 21:55:17 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:Hey, come on try a little
My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player
Post Date: 2008-03-06 18:10:53 by richard9151
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My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you're first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?" Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor." "That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?" Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman." "Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?" Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse." The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to ...
A Funny Post On FR About the "Wideawakes" crew
Post Date: 2008-03-06 13:41:12 by James Deffenbach
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To: airborne I think so. Last I heard, they were busy devouring each other...they had become moderators and proceeded to, at least temporarily, ban the owner from his own site. Some things you just couldn’t make up! :-) 83 posted on 03/05/2008 1:52:43 PM PST by EternalVigilance ("What fellowship has light with darkness?") Poster comment: Banned the owner from his own site?
Ashes of American Flags
Post Date: 2008-03-05 21:00:45 by buckeye
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Polish builder sacked for humping hoover
Post Date: 2008-03-03 20:18:39 by robin
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Polish builder sacked for humping hoover London kids' hospital outrage A Polish building contractor working at London's Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital was given his marching orders after a security guard caught him having sex with a Henry Hoover, the Sun reports. The unnamed perv was supposed to be locking up the site, at hospital admin offices, but was instead discovered in the staff canteen "naked and on his knees with the smiling cleaner". The "horrified" guard told the chap to "clean himself and the hoover", then ejected him from the premises. The unnamed vacuum-molestor later told his bosses he was actually cleaning his underwear, ...
One of the Strangest Movies Ever
Post Date: 2008-03-02 16:39:37 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:Repo Man.
Kinks - Where have all the good times gone?
Post Date: 2008-03-01 21:53:52 by Dakmar
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Heroic Woman Shoots Off Robber's Gonads
Post Date: 2008-03-01 12:38:53 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:And I thought getting kicked was bad.
Bush Orders 'Amnesty' for Foreign-Born McCain
Post Date: 2008-03-01 12:26:08 by robin
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(2008-02-28) — President George Bush today signed an executive order granting ‘amnesty’ to foreign-born Sen. John McCain, allowing the presumptive Republican nominee to bypass the Constitutional requirement that a president be a “natural born citizen.” John Sidney McCain III was born in the Panama Canal zone when his Naval officer father was stationed there in 1936. The Supreme Court has never definitively interpreted the phrase “natural born”, but no person known to be born outside U.S. borders has ever been elected president. Under President Bush’s order, Sen. McCain would be granted an immediate ‘P visa’ allowing him to remain in the ...
Lou Reed - Sweet Jane - live in Paris, 1974
Post Date: 2008-02-29 21:45:32 by buckeye
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Night Moves
Post Date: 2008-02-29 21:40:59 by Lod
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(Must read - actual ad in Craig's List, NYC) Female looking for a seriousjob - w4m - 24 (Financial District)
Post Date: 2008-02-29 11:49:02 by Jethro Tull
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Click me, you're hired Female looking for a seriousjob - w4m - 24 (Financial District) Reply to: pers-590175460@craigslist.org Date: 2008-02-28, 4:14PM EST I'm 24, 110 lbs, nice body and dirty blond hair. I'm currently working as an admin assistant in a law firm, but I would like to start working at a hedge fund company. I have a friend who started working at a hedge fund company, and she is making really good money - just as an assistant. I'd be willing to perform discreet blow jobs in your home or office for the chance to have a REAL interiew for an open position. I'm not a slut, but I'm very good at oral and I don't mind using my talents to get a new ...
Mark Gungor - Men's Brain Women's Brain - EXTENDED
Post Date: 2008-02-28 20:15:37 by Horse
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Poster Comment:I do not agree with all of his comments!!!
Cheating
Post Date: 2008-02-28 14:49:53 by richard9151
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Respectfully Cheating Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. "Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?" "Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..." "Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please." "Well, all right. Yes, 3 times." "Three? When were they?" "Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?" "Oh, Betty, you did that for ...
Song Title Conversation Game [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2008-02-27 20:40:49 by farmfriend
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Song Title Conversation Game I got this off another forum. This is a conversation topic but each post must include a song title. I'll start. Do you have a "One Track Mind"?
Crazy On You - Heart *Music Club*
Post Date: 2008-02-27 20:26:49 by christine
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Find Me
Post Date: 2008-02-27 18:02:50 by James Deffenbach
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The skies are not as blue, when you're not with me The stars, they never seem to shine as bright And the hours crack like days across the ages And a year or two pass by with every night. It makes me know if I should ever leave this world before you do When you follow you must promise, cross your heart and promise to (Chorus) Find me...look hard, and dont stop, I'll be waiting 'till then Dont sleep, and dont eat 'till I'm back, back in your arms again I dont wanna have to spend all my forever without you. Just knowing that you're out there somewhere too. So darlin...please I'm begging you on bended knee... Find me... I've tried to tell this world how much ...
Where's the KEY!?
Post Date: 2008-02-27 13:13:39 by richard9151
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Chastity Belt A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life." So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What's wrong?' " he asks. "You gave me the wrong key!"
Tough Love
Post Date: 2008-02-25 14:28:19 by richard9151
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Tough Love A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells: "No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"
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