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Burkeman1 in Rare Form tonight
Post Date: 2008-02-09 21:27:20 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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For those who enjoy reading Burkeman1's posts, he's in rare form tonight. I laughed so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes. The man has a way with words.
Seal - Crazy
Post Date: 2008-02-09 17:09:36 by Peppa
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Poster Comment:A man decides after seventy years That what he goes there for Is to unlock the door While those around him criticize and sleep And through a fractal on that breaking wall I see you my friend and touch your face again Miracles will happen as we trip But we're never gonna survive unless We get a little crazy No we're never gonna survive unless We are a little Cray cray crazy Oh no, never survive, see unless we get a little bit crazy....... no no no never survive, unless we get a little bit....crazy...... a little bit [snippet here and there} In a sky full of people only some want to fly Isn't that crazy In a world full of people only some want to fly Isn't ...
Ananova - Hamster-powered phone charger (This student deserves an 'A+')
Post Date: 2008-02-09 14:33:30 by robin
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Ananova - Hamster-powered phone charger: A 16-year-old boy invented a hamster-powered mobile phone charger as part of his GCSE science project.Peter Ash, 16 with his hamster powered mobile phone cat his home in Lawford, Somerset /EmpicsPeter Ash, of Lawford, Somerset, attached a generator to his hamster's exercise wheel and connected it to his phone charger.Elvis does the legwork while Peter charges his phone in an economically and environmentally friendly way.He came up with the idea after his sister Sarah complained that Elvis was keeping her awake at night by playing for hours on his exercise wheel.'I thought the wheel could be made to do something useful so I connected a ...
Britain's oldest honeymooners (combined age 178) hit the road - with a love story that'll warm your heart
Post Date: 2008-02-08 20:03:42 by robin
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Peggy and James Mason - Britain's oldest newlyweds - are holding hands and exchanging sweet nothings. It would be touchingly romantic, were it not for the fact that Peggy, 85 years young, really should have both hands on the steering wheel right now, given that she is in the driving seat of a rather large mobile home which is hurtling down the motorway at speed. "I love you, James, you know, my beautiful James," she coos, clutching her new husband's hand over the gearstick and shouting over the noise of the engine. Scroll down for more... Loved up: Britain's oldest newlyweds, Peggy and James Mason, have a combined age of 178 James's hearing isn't what it ...
The Cab Driver Goes to Heaven
Post Date: 2008-02-08 18:09:25 by richard9151
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The Cab Driver Goes to Heaven A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven. A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, "Okay, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff." The preacher is astonished and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff ...
George W. Bush's Resumé: This individual seeks an executive position. He will be available in January 2009...
Post Date: 2008-02-08 11:19:17 by robin
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This individual seeks an executive position. He will be available in January 2009, and is willing (and hopeful) to relocate.RESUMEGEORGE W. BUSH 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue,Washington , DC 20520EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:Law Enforcement:· I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pleaded guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been 'lost' and is not available. Military:· I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid ...
Words
Post Date: 2008-02-07 17:18:03 by James Deffenbach
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Actual Letter to the Canadian Passport Office--Must Read
Post Date: 2008-02-07 13:24:37 by Indrid Cold
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Dear Mr. Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date. For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the ...
Wise Old Man
Post Date: 2008-02-07 12:40:15 by richard9151
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Wise Old Man A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trash can they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action. The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like ...
Drunk (UK) student swallows his door key rather than go home
Post Date: 2008-02-07 12:19:06 by robin
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This is the picture that solved the mystery of a drunken student's lost door key. Chris Foster had no memory of swallowing the two-inch Yale key at a party to stop his friends taking him home when they decided he had had enough to drink. Scroll down for more...The x-ray showing Chris Foster's door key lodged in his stomach - it stayed in his system for 31 hours The 18-year-old computer design student spent the night on a convenient sofa and did not believe his friends when they told him why he couldn't find his key the next day. When he started feeling unwell, however, he began to suspect they might be telling the truth and went to hospital for an X-ray which revealed the ...
PERHAPS LOVE (TRADUÇÃO)
Post Date: 2008-02-07 11:45:57 by James Deffenbach
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How YertleTurtle Gets Around the Ozarks
Post Date: 2008-02-07 07:20:24 by YertleTurtle
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On my Flying Turtle.
WHEN YOU' RE GONE (TRADUÇÃO)
Post Date: 2008-02-06 20:53:56 by James Deffenbach
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Advance Fee Fraud
Post Date: 2008-02-06 11:42:51 by James Deffenbach
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Ever get any offers in your email of something far to good to be true? Like a high percentage of several million dollars simply to help some crook--who is actually planning to rip you off--get the money out of his "war torn country" or whatever lie they are peddling that day? Some of the stuff on this site is knee slapping funny. I offer it here for your amusement.
There is smart...... and then there is smarter...
Post Date: 2008-02-04 15:14:11 by richard9151
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Strangers on a Train A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy. "I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me one dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get ten dollars. You ask me a question first." The farmer thinks for a while. "I know. What has three legs, takes ten hours to climb up a palm tree, and ten seconds to get back down?" The scientist is confused and thinks long and hard about the question. Finally, the train ride is coming to an end. As it pulls into the station, the scientist takes out ten ...
Suddenly
Post Date: 2008-02-03 13:25:02 by James Deffenbach
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Pug and Cat Feud for Treats
Post Date: 2008-02-03 11:16:30 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:That is one stubborn pug.
Vicious Killer Rabbit Savages Army
Post Date: 2008-02-03 09:07:42 by YertleTurtle
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Chad Vader, Day Shift Manager
Post Date: 2008-02-02 15:31:02 by Indrid Cold
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Poster Comment:Hi-larious
Shipwrecked
Post Date: 2008-02-02 12:47:27 by richard9151
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Shipwrecked A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled, "Stop making love down there!" "What's the matter with you?" the husband said when the sailor climbed down. '"We weren't making love." "Sorry," said the sailor, "From up there it looked like you were." Every morning thereafter, the sailor scaled the same tree and yelled the same thing. Finally the husband decided to climb the tree and see for himself. With great difficulty, he made his way to the top. The husband says to himself, "By golly he's ...
In Living Color Vanilla Ice parody
Post Date: 2008-02-02 10:13:05 by James Deffenbach
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A little somethin for everyone......
Post Date: 2008-02-01 22:41:34 by richard9151
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While visiting a mental asylum, a relative of a patient asked the director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the director, “We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.” “Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.” “No,” said the director... “A normal person would pull the drain plug. Would you like a room with or without a view?” ...
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.
Post Date: 2008-02-01 22:30:23 by richard9151
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Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? 'WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and ...
A woman fights back. One robber, sans nuts, dons the orange jump suit
Post Date: 2008-02-01 13:26:05 by Jethro Tull
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The Local Strip Club
Post Date: 2008-01-31 12:34:11 by richard9151
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The Local Strip Club Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, ''Hey, Dave! How ya doin?'' His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. ''Oh no,'' says Dave. ''He's on my bowling team.'' When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, ''You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser.'' ...
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