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Lily Was Here
Post Date: 2008-01-20 17:20:35 by James Deffenbach
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YertleTurtle Goes For a Stroll
Post Date: 2008-01-20 09:57:59 by YertleTurtle
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MONEY FOR OLD DOPES - TAX BRIBE ASS INJECTION
Post Date: 2008-01-19 21:10:34 by robin
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Introducing Miss Moon Baker
Post Date: 2008-01-19 17:04:03 by Rube Goldberg
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Colbert goes 'mano a mano' with Lou Dobbs
Post Date: 2008-01-19 12:39:14 by robin
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Colbert goes 'mano a mano' with Lou Dobbs by Frank James Stephen Colbert just keeps us laughing. His "interview" with Lou Dobbs last night was hilarious. Colbert took on the role of Esteban Colberto, the host of a Spanish-language version of the Colbert Report. "Colberto" is clearly playing off an old interview with Dobbs. The men weren't in the same studio at the same time. Three giveaways: You never see the two men in the same shot. Then there's a continuity problem. Hint: Look at "Colberto's" left hand when the camera is on him, then look at it when he's shown from behind in one of the first cutaway shots. Also, Dobb's ...
"Stay Awhile" -- the Bells
Post Date: 2008-01-19 08:59:20 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:I haven't read this song since I was in jr. high. I don't know why it popped into my head.
Sigur Ros - Glosoli - Reykjavík Concert
Post Date: 2008-01-19 01:24:28 by buckeye
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Poster Comment:For Bobby. "Glósóli" [Èglou:Ìsoulj] (Icelandic for "Glowing sole") is a song by Sigur Rós, released as part of their 2005 album Takk... Together with Sæglópur it was the first single released from the album, available as a download only release on iTunes in America and Europe respectively. The name is a combination of gló- from the verb að glóa meaning "to glow, shine, glitter" and sóli meaning "sole." The second element of the name, sóli, is homonymous with a declension of the word for "sun", sól. However, sól, being a feminine ...
Alan Parsons - Turn It Up
Post Date: 2008-01-18 21:51:02 by Peppa
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Poster Comment:It's no good believing in somebody else If you can't believe in yourself You give them the reason to take all the power and wealth It's no good you trying to sit on the fence And hope that the trouble will pass 'Cause sitting on fences can make you a pain in the ass If there's something you find to believe in Then the message must get through So don't just sit in silence When you know what to do Turn it up, turn it up, make it louder Turn it up, turn it up, make it louder There's no conversation if nobody speaks And nothing gets done in the end There's no confrontation when fantasy makes you its friend So much injustice, too many lies We ...
Another 'blonde' joke
Post Date: 2008-01-18 19:38:25 by Itisa1mosttoolate
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A young blonde woman in New York was so depressed that
she decided to end her life by throwing herself into
the East River. She went down to the docks and was
about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome
young sailor saw her on the edge of the pier, crying.
He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so
much to live for. I'm Off to Hawaii in the morning,
and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.
I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder
and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me
happy." The girl nodded yes After all, what did she
have to lose? Perhaps a Fresh ...
Life-Long Loving with a Sexbot
Post Date: 2008-01-18 18:41:07 by robin
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THE FUTURE OF COITUSLife-Long Loving with a SexbotBy Philip Bethge
Sexbots have been around forever, but they are getting smarter all the time. David Levy, an artificial intelligence expert, sees a future when people will prefer robots to humans. They will offer, he says, better sex and better relationships.
Andy, whose measurements are 101-56-86 centimeters (40-22-34 inches), has what many men want in a woman: "unlimited patience." At least that's what the manufacturer, a company called First Androids based in Neumarkt near the southern German city of Nürnberg, promises. Andy also comes with options, including a "blowjob system, with adjustable levels," a "tangible pulse," ...
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Post Date: 2008-01-18 14:12:06 by farmfriend
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*HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029* Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions from the largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered ...
The Aging Explorer
Post Date: 2008-01-18 12:49:48 by richard9151
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The Aging Explorer A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself." The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same." The old explorer said, "No, ...
Best Dating Secret Ever!
Post Date: 2008-01-17 10:10:46 by James Deffenbach
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World's Worst Outfit
Post Date: 2008-01-17 09:58:37 by James Deffenbach
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Homosexicals
Post Date: 2008-01-17 09:31:29 by James Deffenbach
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Homosexicals--Shirley Q. Liquor At the end of it he says, "To each they own, as the Bible say. Or does it say that in the Enquirer?" I think door number two, the Enquirer.
Aretha--Shirley Q. Liquor
Post Date: 2008-01-17 09:25:32 by James Deffenbach
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Aretha--Shirley Q. Liquor
Homosexuals brainwashing our children in elementary schools [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2008-01-16 17:42:59 by Itisa1mosttoolate
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Homosexuals brainwashing our children in elementary schools Extremely slick propaganda directed at the youngest of children! The videos below are from It's Elementary, a 78-minute feature film produced by homosexual activists. These are actual scenes from elementary schools in Massachusetts and New York. It's Elementary is meant to be a training video for homosexual activist teachers across the country. In addition, the film itself has been shown to schoolchildren in public schools in Massachusetts and elsewhere. This is what is actually going on in more and more elementary schools across America. Watching this will really affect you! You will not believe what you are seeing ...
Playboy survey: Independents ranked best in bed, but Republicans do it more often.
Post Date: 2008-01-16 13:54:09 by robin
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Republicans and Democrats may be dominating the US presidential race, but when it comes to the bedroom, it is independents who have better sex, according to Playboy magazine's Politics of Sex survey. More than 45 percent of those questioned said independents were better in the sack, against 36 percent who thought Democrats were the best lovers and just over 18 percent who rated Republicans as the real Don Juans. However, more Republicans had sex at least once a week -- 55 percent against only 43 percent of Democrats -- according to the magazine's February edition, which questioned 900 adults aged between 18- and 64-years-old. The survey also found that Michelle Obama, the wife of ...
Porsche and Hedgehog
Post Date: 2008-01-16 11:06:11 by richard9151
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Porsche and Hedgehog What's the difference between a Porsche and a hedgehog? A hedgehog has its pricks on the outside. This would make the Porche the official car of the Republicrat frontrunners.....
TRADUÇÃO-GOODBYE-AIR-SUPPLY
Post Date: 2008-01-15 06:19:34 by James Deffenbach
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One of the saddest songs Air Supply ever sang I think. And I had never heard it until yesterday.
Freedom4um donates to the Granny Warriors for the recount in NH
Post Date: 2008-01-14 22:59:19 by christine
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1/15/2008 Receipt ID 19daa4069becf215 Paid By: Christine Veith For: RECOUNT Method: PayPal Total: $925.00 This receipt confirms that you authorized a payment to Granny Warriors for the event RECOUNT . Should you have questions regarding this transaction, please visit our FAQ or contact us at contact.chipin.com. Go Granny1!!!! Donald McCormick Grannies, this contribution is from the members of Freedom4um. www.freedom4um.com. You go, ladies! Christine Veith Let us know how this is going. God Bless. Save the Republic... Jack Elder THANK YOU! ***Keep on Truckin'*** alan nadon
Come What May
Post Date: 2008-01-14 17:07:57 by James Deffenbach
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Jailed--Shirley Q. Liquor
Post Date: 2008-01-14 07:55:34 by James Deffenbach
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Jailed--Shirley Q. Liquor
Steppenwolf's great American anthem - Monster
Post Date: 2008-01-13 23:32:48 by Ferret Mike
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Poster Comment:This song never got the play and popularity it deserved. It is long, and full of lyrics that make people highly uncomfortable. It is a young old song, more relevant today then when it was first written and preformed. It's actual title in the Unabridged version is "Monster Suicide America"
My Favorite Ozark Treehouse Song
Post Date: 2008-01-13 21:39:47 by YertleTurtle
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