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Two Fat Ladies--Shirley Q. Liquor
Post Date: 2008-01-13 17:12:40 by James Deffenbach
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Two Fat Ladies--Shirley Q. Liquor
John Boy and Billy - Mad Max on Figure Skating
Post Date: 2008-01-13 12:20:37 by James Deffenbach
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John Boy and Billy - Mad Max on Figure Skating
Why I'm Going to Hell
Post Date: 2008-01-13 10:03:33 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:For one thing, I smoke. For another, I've noticed that women who smoke do it on the first date. For still another, if people like Jack Van Impe and Ernst Angley and all the rest of those fundamentalists are in Heaven, then it wouldn't be Heaven for me. It'd be Hell. Logically, their idea of Hell would therefore be my idea of Heaven. So I'd be happier in their Hell puffing away on a cigarette (and giving one to every nubile woman who wandered by me), drinking wine, laughing at Bobby Goldboro's music, and listening to "Smoke Rings" by KD Lang.
Here's why it's better to pay more for smarter people
Post Date: 2008-01-12 23:59:34 by Mekons4
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The blurb for an episode of some show called Silent Witness reads, in toto, "Sam investigates the murder of a man found inside his cell and a police officer." The sad state of English these days. Snicker.
John Boy and Billy - Mad Max's 25 Rules for Women
Post Date: 2008-01-12 17:11:06 by James Deffenbach
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John Boy and Billy - Mad Max's 25 Rules for Women
Perhaps Love - John Denver & Placido Domingo
Post Date: 2008-01-12 16:21:13 by James Deffenbach
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Drinking Politics
Post Date: 2008-01-12 09:48:25 by richard9151
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Drinking Politics A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and sees a picture of President Bush hanging behind the bartender. He calls the bartender over and says, "You should take that picture down. George Bush is a blight upon this nation. He should be impeached." The bartender, a life-long Republican, is completely offended. "Why you liberal piece of garbage. How dare you come into my bar and tell me how to run my business!" "Listen, I'm the customer, so I'm always right." the man says. "That picture offends me, so I want you to take it down." "That tears it," the bartender says, "How would you like it if I came ...
‘Daily Show’ Writer Sam Means Offers Tips on Improving Your Racism
Post Date: 2008-01-11 21:18:33 by robin
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‘Daily Show’ Writer Sam Means Offers Tips on Improving Your Racism From left, Sam Means; Means's racist alter-ego C.H. Dalton.Courtesy of Sam Means Emmy-winning Daily Show writer Sam Means (who moonlights as an illustrator for The New Yorker) cut his teeth writing for The Onion and Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update. His new book, The Practical Guide to Racism, is a Colbertian satire on stereotyping, complete with countless racial epithets, an incomparably offensive glossary, and tongue-in-cheek diagrams. The book just hit stores, and Means spoke to Vulture about it. Readers are hereby advised to check their p.c. instincts at the (figurative) door. So how did this ...
Geek Dudes Rule
Post Date: 2008-01-11 07:33:09 by YertleTurtle
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So, your crush on the bass player from Vibrating Sandbox has finally died a whimpering death and you're wondering where to go from here. All the sinister dudes are either dating a series of interchangeable high-school riot girls in baby doll dresses and an overdose of manic panic, or permanently shacked up with some bitter old lady who pays all the bills. Which will it be, a wifely prison or a humiliating one night stand? Into this void of potential mates comes a man you may not have considered before, a man of substance, quietude and stability, a cerebral creature with a culture all his own. In short, a geek. Why Geek Dudes Rule They are generally available. geek guide See the Web ...
Nightwish - Nemo
Post Date: 2008-01-11 00:53:32 by FormerLurker
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Al Stewart - Year of the Cat
Post Date: 2008-01-10 20:33:42 by Peppa
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Poster Comment:So nice to hear this one again.
Al Stewart - Roads to Moscow
Post Date: 2008-01-10 20:01:53 by Peppa
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Poster Comment:They crossed over the border the hour before dawn Moving in lines through the day Most of our planes were destroyed on the ground where they lay Waiting for orders we held in the wood - word from the front never came By evening the sound of the gunfire was miles away Ah, softly we move through the shadows, slip away through the trees Crossing their lines in the mists in the fields on our hands and our knees And all that I ever was able to see The fire in the air glowing red silhouetting the smoke on the breeze All summer they drove us back through the Ukraine Smolyensk and Viyasma soon fell By autumn we stood with our backs to the town of Orel Closer and closer to Moscow ...
Shirley Q. Liquor - White People on TV
Post Date: 2008-01-09 21:14:33 by James Deffenbach
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Tooth Pulling
Post Date: 2008-01-08 10:00:52 by richard9151
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Tooth Pulling A man and his wife entered a dentist's office. The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." "You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is." The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
"Smoke Rings" -- KD Lang
Post Date: 2008-01-07 19:55:59 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:KD Lang, who is nuts, does a great cover of an old Mills Brothers song about...smoking.
Randy Rhodes tribute. RIP. (has rare vid clips)
Post Date: 2008-01-07 10:26:51 by PSUSA
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Poster Comment:He was the best.
I Put A Spell On You
Post Date: 2008-01-07 10:05:10 by James Deffenbach
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Lawyer vs. Water Fowl
Post Date: 2008-01-07 09:55:16 by richard9151
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Lawyer vs. Water Fowl Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up his ass. Sorry -- couldn't help it! It must have been the devil what made me post it!
Smoking in the Rain
Post Date: 2008-01-06 14:46:00 by richard9151
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Smoking in the Rain Two old ladies were waitingfor a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old ladyreached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over hercigarette and continued to smoke. Her friend saw this andsaid, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over yourcigarette?" The other old lady said,"It's a condom." "A condom? Where doyou get those?" The lady with the cigarettetold her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladiesarrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he ...
The best concerts I've seen (in order)
Post Date: 2008-01-05 21:30:42 by wbales
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Who ATL Mun. Aud. (1970) ZZ TOP Statesboro (1973) INXS HOB Myrtle Beach (1997) Rolling Stones Clemson (1989) Pink Floyd Fox Theater ATL (1977?) Alice in Chains (unplugged) Asheville (2007) Ten Years After Jacksonville (1974) Jethro Tull Macon (1974 ?) Yes ATL Mun. Aud. (1971) Pearl Jam Charlotte (2000) Alice Cooper ATL Mun. Aud. (1971 ?) Robert Palmer ATL Civic Ctr. (1978 ?) David Bowie Fox Theater (1975 ?) Allman Brothers/Grateful Dead/The Band Watkins Glen, NY (1973) Emerson/Lake/Palmer ATL Mun. Aud. (1970)
YertleTurtle Ponders Learning Teleportation
Post Date: 2008-01-04 20:59:33 by YertleTurtle
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I've been thinking about teaching myself how to teleport, but I think there might be some problems. For one, the spin of the earth, which at the equator is about 1000 miles an hour. If I was to teleport from either pole to the equator, I would essentially go from zero miles an hour to 1000 mph. I'd be a long red streak. On the other hand, I could jump from pole to pole, or from the same latitude from either hemisphere, and have no problem. If I was to jump from the equator into space, I'd pop into space doing 1000 mph! The inertia would immediately squish my organs flat. Now, if I was to jump from either pole into space, again, no problem. I could jump from either pole to ...
Joe Rogan: The Mysteries of Egypt
Post Date: 2008-01-03 23:11:54 by Indrid Cold
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Poster Comment:LOL
Why men don't write advice columns
Post Date: 2008-01-03 19:49:20 by tom007
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QUESTION Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and my bike coasted to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid ...
SandFantasy "Love 2008"
Post Date: 2008-01-03 13:40:19 by James Deffenbach
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Hope y'all like this.
Just A Juggalo
Post Date: 2008-01-02 21:12:55 by richard9151
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Just A Juggalo A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat. "Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those knives?" "They're for my juggling act," the man says. "I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by. "Man," says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard."
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