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How YertleTurtle Gets Around the Ozarks
Post Date: 2008-02-07 07:20:24 by YertleTurtle
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On my Flying Turtle.
WHEN YOU' RE GONE (TRADUÇÃO)
Post Date: 2008-02-06 20:53:56 by James Deffenbach
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Advance Fee Fraud
Post Date: 2008-02-06 11:42:51 by James Deffenbach
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Ever get any offers in your email of something far to good to be true? Like a high percentage of several million dollars simply to help some crook--who is actually planning to rip you off--get the money out of his "war torn country" or whatever lie they are peddling that day? Some of the stuff on this site is knee slapping funny. I offer it here for your amusement.
There is smart...... and then there is smarter...
Post Date: 2008-02-04 15:14:11 by richard9151
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Strangers on a Train A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy. "I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me one dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get ten dollars. You ask me a question first." The farmer thinks for a while. "I know. What has three legs, takes ten hours to climb up a palm tree, and ten seconds to get back down?" The scientist is confused and thinks long and hard about the question. Finally, the train ride is coming to an end. As it pulls into the station, the scientist takes out ten ...
Suddenly
Post Date: 2008-02-03 13:25:02 by James Deffenbach
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Pug and Cat Feud for Treats
Post Date: 2008-02-03 11:16:30 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:That is one stubborn pug.
Vicious Killer Rabbit Savages Army
Post Date: 2008-02-03 09:07:42 by YertleTurtle
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Chad Vader, Day Shift Manager
Post Date: 2008-02-02 15:31:02 by Indrid Cold
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Shipwrecked
Post Date: 2008-02-02 12:47:27 by richard9151
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Shipwrecked A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled, "Stop making love down there!" "What's the matter with you?" the husband said when the sailor climbed down. '"We weren't making love." "Sorry," said the sailor, "From up there it looked like you were." Every morning thereafter, the sailor scaled the same tree and yelled the same thing. Finally the husband decided to climb the tree and see for himself. With great difficulty, he made his way to the top. The husband says to himself, "By golly he's ...
In Living Color Vanilla Ice parody
Post Date: 2008-02-02 10:13:05 by James Deffenbach
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A little somethin for everyone......
Post Date: 2008-02-01 22:41:34 by richard9151
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While visiting a mental asylum, a relative of a patient asked the director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the director, “We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.” “Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.” “No,” said the director... “A normal person would pull the drain plug. Would you like a room with or without a view?” ...
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.
Post Date: 2008-02-01 22:30:23 by richard9151
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Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? 'WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and ...
A woman fights back. One robber, sans nuts, dons the orange jump suit
Post Date: 2008-02-01 13:26:05 by Jethro Tull
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The Local Strip Club
Post Date: 2008-01-31 12:34:11 by richard9151
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The Local Strip Club Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, ''Hey, Dave! How ya doin?'' His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. ''Oh no,'' says Dave. ''He's on my bowling team.'' When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, ''You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser.'' ...
I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore
Post Date: 2008-01-31 09:15:17 by James Deffenbach
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Most Hilarious Bill Gates Video Ever
Post Date: 2008-01-30 10:52:52 by richard9151
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GET THE VIDEO HERE; articles.mercola.com/site...ill-gates-video-ever.aspx This video from Bill Gates’ 2008 Consumer Electronics Show (CES) keynote address -- his last for the foreseeable future -- is hilarious! Now that he’s essentially retiring from active work at Microsoft, this video portrays some things he might do with his future career. I attended this year’s CES, and, of course with my love of technology I felt like a kid in a candy store. I saw some amazing new gadgets. Without a doubt, though, this was the funniest video at the event. It was great to see one of the wealthiest men in the world be so open to self-deprecating humor. Warning! This is one of the ...
Iraqi Hockey Player ... this is for the hockey nuts
Post Date: 2008-01-30 00:43:40 by farmfriend
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Subject Iraqi Hockey Player ... this is for the hockey nuts While stationed in Baghdad with the US Army's 5th. Infantry, a soldier watched, spellbound as a group of Iragi teenagers played ball (field) hockey in a bombed out street. One of the older boys was absolutely sensational. It was impossible to describe his skills with his stick and his unbelievable moves and scoring ability. Since the soldier was from Detroit, and being anavid Detroit Red Wings hockey fan, the soldier wrote a letter to the Red Wings scouting office encouraging them to take a look at the young "phenom". The Red Wings did more than just access his ability. They offered him a once-in-a-lifetime ...
Daily Show: The return of 'You Don't Know Dick'
Post Date: 2008-01-29 18:54:55 by robin
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Daily Show: The return of 'You Don't Know Dick'01/29/2008 @ 6:26 am Filed by David Edwards and Muriel Kane "You Don't Know Dick!" is back on the Daily Show. The feature devoted to fun facts about Vice President Dick Cheney has previously revealed -- as Jon Stewart reminded viewers -- that "he has a man-sized safe, he has custom-made classified stamps, he has removed his house from Google Maps -- and he has a mystical power over wolves." "But did you know that Dick Cheney is also a master of acting completely counter to what he says?" Stewart asked his audience. Last week, Cheney ominously warned the ultra-conservative Heritage ...
Katie Melua - Blowin' in the wind
Post Date: 2008-01-29 03:06:56 by Ferret Mike
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Poster Comment:A song warmongers like Bush could never understand.
Shirley Q. Liquor - K-Mark
Post Date: 2008-01-28 14:48:41 by James Deffenbach
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401-Keg Plan
Post Date: 2008-01-28 12:38:44 by farmfriend
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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
Dwarves stealing your luggage
Post Date: 2008-01-28 03:58:33 by YertleTurtle
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Gangs of criminals are hiding dwarves in sports bags and smuggling them onto buses to steal luggage. Thieves target luggage Thieves target luggage The tiny terrors are placed in the luggage hold where they are free to rummage through personal belongings. Travellers in Sweden are now being advised not to leave valuables in their bags. Among the bus companies to be hit is Swebus, which operates services across the country. Advertisement A spokeswoman for the firm said: "It is very possible that a small person is being placed in a bag in order to search through the other bags. "We are taking extra security measures and are thinking of installing video surveillance cameras." ...
Stuck Inside of Mobile With the Memphis Blues Again
Post Date: 2008-01-27 19:24:03 by James Deffenbach
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Annie's Song
Post Date: 2008-01-27 19:09:40 by James Deffenbach
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An Old Fashioned Love Song
Post Date: 2008-01-26 20:14:59 by James Deffenbach
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