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Religious Nuts
Post Date: 2007-12-14 15:35:39 by richard9151
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Religious Nuts There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there ...
Beatles - I Feel Fine
Post Date: 2007-12-14 15:28:02 by Peppa
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We've Got Tonight
Post Date: 2007-12-13 20:57:56 by Lod
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LIZARDS AND LIFE
Post Date: 2007-12-13 16:02:31 by rowdee
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If you have raised kids (or been one yourself), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, etc., then the story below is for you. Here's the way the story was related to me: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something was wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. ...
The Holy Foreskin of Jesus
Post Date: 2007-12-12 19:33:40 by YertleTurtle
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The Holy Prepuce, or Holy Foreskin (Latin præputium or prepucium) is one of several relics attributed to Jesus. At various points in history, a number of churches in Europe have claimed to possess it, sometimes at the same time. Various miraculous powers have been ascribed to it. Claimants Depending on what you read, there were eight, twelve, fourteen, or even 18 different holy foreskins in various European towns during the Middle Ages". [1] The relic was originally said to have been given to Pope Leo III on December 25, 800 by Charlemagne on the occasion of his coronation; he in turn is said to have claimed that it had been brought to him by an angel while he prayed at the ...
Oil Change Instructions for Women & Men
Post Date: 2007-12-11 21:04:24 by kiki
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Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $20.00 Coffee: $1.00 Total: $21.00 Oil Change instructions for Men : 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. 2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home. 3) Open a beer and drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal ...
Bad Drivers
Post Date: 2007-12-11 13:49:16 by richard9151
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Bad Drivers There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!'' Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''
Victorian era doctors use vibrators to treat hysteric female patients
Post Date: 2007-12-11 07:46:46 by YertleTurtle
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Dear Cecil: Is it true that Victorian doctors used to masturbate neurotic female patients to orgasm and used special new inventions (e.g., vibrators) to do so? If so, does this have any connection with Freud's theories on female sexuality? — Rob King, via e-mail Cecil replies: Just a few tweaks: (1) the women were diagnosed as hysteric, not neurotic; (2) vibrators were used, but contrary to rumor that wasn't their original purpose; and (3) Freud helped end, not start, the practice. But mainly you've got it: the medical profession long treated such patients by fiddling with their genitalia — a subject receiving its most thorough examination in Rachel Maines's The ...
Joe satriani - Rubina
Post Date: 2007-12-10 23:38:44 by Peppa
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Richie Sambora - One Light Burning
Post Date: 2007-12-10 23:26:52 by Peppa
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Poster Comment:All alone in the dark No walls or windows Trying hard to define Heaven from hell Standing out in the rain With just one shadow Nothing to see or believe Beyond myself See my life going by Each moment I am alive I keep reaching out, holding on, hoping Somewhere in my life There's one light burning I feel it like my heart beating inside Somewhere in the night There's one light burning All alone with my fears No words are spoken A story yet to be told Locked in my mind Hope is somewhere ahead Shining brightly But the past is always following close behind See my ...
Seafood Escapes from German Supermarket
Post Date: 2007-12-10 19:55:58 by DeaconBenjamin
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Lobsters in Germany took fate into their own claws and broke out of an Asian supermarket. They now face a brighter future in an animal home. Dozens of lobsters destined to be boiled alive made a successful getaway from an Asian supermarket in the German city of Stuttgart in the early hours of Sunday morning, police said. The clawed crustaceans, some of them up to 15 centimeters long, managed to crawl out of their crates, which had been poorly secured with wire mesh, then scurried across the floor of the supermarket and squeezed through the metal shutters covering the front of the store. The front door had been left open by mistake. "The breakout was successful," Katrin ...
I Go To Pieces
Post Date: 2007-12-10 10:35:49 by James Deffenbach
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"Sweating Out Taxes"
Post Date: 2007-12-09 17:36:18 by richard9151
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LOL!! Just got to love it! You first have to decide whether to use the short or the long form. The short form is what the Internal Revenue Service calls "simplified", which means it is designed for people who need the help of a Sears tax-preparation expert to distinguish between their first and last names. Here's the complete text: "(1) How much did you make? (AMOUNT) (2) How much did we here at the government take out? (AMOUNT) (3) Hey! Sounds like we took too much! So we're going to send an official government check for (ONE-FIFTEENTH OF THE AMOUNT WE TOOK) directly to the (YOUR LAST NAME) household at (YOUR ADDRESS), for you to spend in any way you please! ...
Texas Sphincters
Post Date: 2007-12-09 10:57:17 by richard9151
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Texas Sphincters On the seventh day, God said, "Let there be football." And it was good. Later that day, God said, "Let there be one team to rule the others and set the standard for excellence." With that, he plucked a star from the heavens and placed it on the helmet of silver and blue. God said, "Let it be called, 'The Dallas Cowboys' - America's team." Later that day, God said, "Even Cowboys need a**holes." So he made their fans.
FOR YOU I'M BLEEDING
Post Date: 2007-12-09 02:26:29 by WTF?
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Green Day - Working Class Hero
Post Date: 2007-12-08 22:21:27 by Peppa
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Poster Comment:Listen up.
Smiling Faces (GOP values)
Post Date: 2007-12-08 21:59:02 by Peppa
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Poster Comment:Yes, a GOP hit vid. Yes, dems bad too. What a long damm pitiful filthy corrupt ride we've been taken for.
Classic Otis - I've Been Loving You Too Long *Music Club*
Post Date: 2007-12-08 21:21:04 by christine
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Poster Comment:mmmmmm...
Killer Pug Savages Cat
Post Date: 2007-12-08 19:00:36 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:This is how my pug Norman acted all the time as a puppy. Now he's three-years-old and sleeps all the time. There is nothing funnier than a pug puppy.
Elton John - Tiny Dancer (live 1971)
Post Date: 2007-12-07 20:09:05 by Peppa
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Poster Comment:Couldn't resist posting this one. Piano only. .
GW ~ The End of the World
Post Date: 2007-12-06 20:00:34 by Zipporah
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OK, who BOZOed me? [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2007-12-05 18:08:57 by Critter
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Not one, but two despicable beings on this forum have me bozoed. Me! Of all people! Who could I possibly have offended? hehehe Feature suggestion: I say if you're gonna be a wuss and bozo someone, then the bozoed should know who the wusses are, right?
Melvins "The Ballad of Dwight Fry" Sept 23 2007
Post Date: 2007-12-03 21:03:16 by Dakmar
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Madonna - Cherish
Post Date: 2007-12-01 19:17:59 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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Sam The Sham and the Pharaohs - Wooly Bully [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2007-12-01 13:14:30 by Itisa1mosttoolate
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Sam The Sham and the Pharaohs - Wooly Bully
Poster Comment:All dancing is foreplay
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