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Al Stewart - Roads to Moscow
Post Date: 2008-01-10 20:01:53 by Peppa
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Poster Comment:They crossed over the border the hour before dawn Moving in lines through the day Most of our planes were destroyed on the ground where they lay Waiting for orders we held in the wood - word from the front never came By evening the sound of the gunfire was miles away Ah, softly we move through the shadows, slip away through the trees Crossing their lines in the mists in the fields on our hands and our knees And all that I ever was able to see The fire in the air glowing red silhouetting the smoke on the breeze All summer they drove us back through the Ukraine Smolyensk and Viyasma soon fell By autumn we stood with our backs to the town of Orel Closer and closer to Moscow ...
Shirley Q. Liquor - White People on TV
Post Date: 2008-01-09 21:14:33 by James Deffenbach
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Tooth Pulling
Post Date: 2008-01-08 10:00:52 by richard9151
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Tooth Pulling A man and his wife entered a dentist's office. The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." "You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is." The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
"Smoke Rings" -- KD Lang
Post Date: 2008-01-07 19:55:59 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:KD Lang, who is nuts, does a great cover of an old Mills Brothers song about...smoking.
Randy Rhodes tribute. RIP. (has rare vid clips)
Post Date: 2008-01-07 10:26:51 by PSUSA
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Poster Comment:He was the best.
I Put A Spell On You
Post Date: 2008-01-07 10:05:10 by James Deffenbach
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Lawyer vs. Water Fowl
Post Date: 2008-01-07 09:55:16 by richard9151
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Lawyer vs. Water Fowl Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up his ass. Sorry -- couldn't help it! It must have been the devil what made me post it!
Smoking in the Rain
Post Date: 2008-01-06 14:46:00 by richard9151
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Smoking in the Rain Two old ladies were waitingfor a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old ladyreached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over hercigarette and continued to smoke. Her friend saw this andsaid, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over yourcigarette?" The other old lady said,"It's a condom." "A condom? Where doyou get those?" The lady with the cigarettetold her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladiesarrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he ...
The best concerts I've seen (in order)
Post Date: 2008-01-05 21:30:42 by wbales
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Who ATL Mun. Aud. (1970) ZZ TOP Statesboro (1973) INXS HOB Myrtle Beach (1997) Rolling Stones Clemson (1989) Pink Floyd Fox Theater ATL (1977?) Alice in Chains (unplugged) Asheville (2007) Ten Years After Jacksonville (1974) Jethro Tull Macon (1974 ?) Yes ATL Mun. Aud. (1971) Pearl Jam Charlotte (2000) Alice Cooper ATL Mun. Aud. (1971 ?) Robert Palmer ATL Civic Ctr. (1978 ?) David Bowie Fox Theater (1975 ?) Allman Brothers/Grateful Dead/The Band Watkins Glen, NY (1973) Emerson/Lake/Palmer ATL Mun. Aud. (1970)
YertleTurtle Ponders Learning Teleportation
Post Date: 2008-01-04 20:59:33 by YertleTurtle
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I've been thinking about teaching myself how to teleport, but I think there might be some problems. For one, the spin of the earth, which at the equator is about 1000 miles an hour. If I was to teleport from either pole to the equator, I would essentially go from zero miles an hour to 1000 mph. I'd be a long red streak. On the other hand, I could jump from pole to pole, or from the same latitude from either hemisphere, and have no problem. If I was to jump from the equator into space, I'd pop into space doing 1000 mph! The inertia would immediately squish my organs flat. Now, if I was to jump from either pole into space, again, no problem. I could jump from either pole to ...
Joe Rogan: The Mysteries of Egypt
Post Date: 2008-01-03 23:11:54 by Indrid Cold
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Poster Comment:LOL
Why men don't write advice columns
Post Date: 2008-01-03 19:49:20 by tom007
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QUESTION Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and my bike coasted to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid ...
SandFantasy "Love 2008"
Post Date: 2008-01-03 13:40:19 by James Deffenbach
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Hope y'all like this.
Just A Juggalo
Post Date: 2008-01-02 21:12:55 by richard9151
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Just A Juggalo A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat. "Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those knives?" "They're for my juggling act," the man says. "I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by. "Man," says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard."
Jimi Hendrix All Along The Watchtower
Post Date: 2008-01-02 17:51:58 by Peppa
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The Funniest Video I've Ever Seen
Post Date: 2008-01-02 13:56:51 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:The dumbest guy on the planet.
Pat Robertson Endorses Giuliani, Pope Backs Hillary
Post Date: 2008-01-02 09:46:38 by Itisa1mosttoolate
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Pat Robertson Endorses Giuliani, Pope Backs Hillary by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace (2007-11-08) — Charismatic conservative evangelical television star Pat Robertson yesterday endorsed thrice-married, Roman Catholic, pro-choice, gay rights advocate Rudy Giuliani www.nytimes.com/2007/11/0...tics/07cnd-robertson.html for president www.breitbart.com/article...T000&show_article=1&lst=1. In addition to “financial and moral support”, Mr. Robertson pledged to “pray for the miraculous second coming of Rudy’s hair.” Not to be outdone, Pope Benedict XVI early today announced his backing of New York Sen. Hillary Clinton’s White House bid. The Pope said his ...
Do Hens Have Sex To Produce Eggs?
Post Date: 2008-01-01 10:22:33 by YertleTurtle
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Dear Aggie: Sorry.. Pardon my ignorance. Do hens have sex in order to produce eggs? Just trying to see whether it makes sense for me to ask this question I know that birds to not have sex, they just sit on each other that's all. But how am to get the answer, for my nine-year-old nephew asked me this question. I know we buy chicken from the shop but it never occurred to me to look for sex organs on chickens. Please guide me.. Thanks. Regards, K Dear K: Hens have sex because they just love it. However, sex is not required for female chickens to produce infertile eggs. Roosters are only necessary if one wishes to have fertile eggs for hatching. Also, some people prefer to eat ...
Shit!! I just realized...... ITS 2008!
Post Date: 2008-01-01 02:55:37 by richard9151
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Shit!! I just realized...... ITS 2008! I am almost ready to welcome in 2000.................. WHAT THE H--- HAPPENED!
Working On The Fourth Husband
Post Date: 2007-12-31 14:19:17 by richard9151
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Working On The Fourth Husband A woman announces to herfriend that she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! But I hopeyou don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms and died." "Oh, how tragic! Whatabout your second husband?" "He atepoisonous mushrooms too and died." "Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband." "He died of a broken neck." "A broken neck?" "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
New Year's Eve Thread [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2007-12-31 14:14:52 by robin
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Poster Comment:And a digital Doomsday Clock
Ringo Starr - It Don't Come Easy - 45 rpm
Post Date: 2007-12-30 21:32:56 by Peppa
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Poster Comment:Got to pay your dues if you wanna sing the blues, And you know it don't come easy. You don't have to shout or leap about, You can even play them easy. Peace, remember peace is how we make it, Here within your reach If you're big enough to take it. I don't ask for much, i only want your trust, And you know it don't come easy. And this love of mine keeps growing all the time, And you know it don't come easy.
Live! ~ All Over You & Lakini's Juice
Post Date: 2007-12-30 20:44:30 by Zipporah
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Venice holds its breath for giant New Year kiss
Post Date: 2007-12-30 14:11:27 by robin
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Tens of thousands of people are expected to take part in a giant New Year's kiss in front of Saint Mark's Basilica in the romantic Italian city of Venice, the authorities said Friday. "New Year 2008 in Venice will become the New Year of love," the Venice municipality said on its website. Willing kissers are expected to gather from around 10 pm (2100 GMT) Monday in Saint Mark's Square where they will kiss at midnight "to begin the New Year with a gesture of love, peace, brotherhood, and passion," according to the website. Some 60,000 people are expected to join in the "Love 2008" event, according to Italy's ANSA news agency.
Rainbow - All Night Long
Post Date: 2007-12-30 00:49:41 by Dakmar
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