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Looks Like a Joke, But It's Not
Post Date: 2007-12-01 11:46:31 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:When I first saw this a few years ago, I thought it was fake. But it's not. These are real Iranian policewomen.
Pug vs. Cat Rumble
Post Date: 2007-12-01 09:41:45 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:This is funny stuff.
Comix sez it all
Post Date: 2007-11-30 22:33:56 by rack42
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Poster Comment:Enjoy, or something.
Cocker - Unchain my Heart
Post Date: 2007-11-29 20:31:11 by Jethro Tull
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Lords of Acid (LOA) song: I Must Increase My Bust
Post Date: 2007-11-29 19:14:51 by Ferret Mike
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Poster Comment:I really love this old Belgium acid party band, and decided to post one of the first song videos of theirs that I found when I discovered them. ;-)
Juanes - Me Enamora
Post Date: 2007-11-28 20:08:33 by Zipporah
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Bob Seger ~ Old Time Rock n Roll
Post Date: 2007-11-28 20:01:45 by Zipporah
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Twist Again...
Post Date: 2007-11-28 14:21:37 by richard9151
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Twist Again... It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. At the front door Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in. 'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' he says. 'That''s cool.' says Bobby. Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's father responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.' Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he ...
No soap.....
Post Date: 2007-11-28 14:07:25 by richard9151
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Hamburger Restaurant A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red. "Are you the owner?" she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands. "No" he replies, "I'm just the manager." "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair. "I''m afraid I can't," breathes the ...
Lawyers......
Post Date: 2007-11-28 14:04:22 by richard9151
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In a murder trial... In a murder trial, thedefense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Coroner: No. Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you? Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.
Redneck explanation......
Post Date: 2007-11-27 09:13:23 by richard9151
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Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch. The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill myself." The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza, I'll kill myself." The redneck says, "Iffin I get another ham hock, I'll kill myself." The next day, all three men get the same lunches, so they throw themselves in front of an oncoming train. At the funeral the Chinese man's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed an egg roll that day." The Italian guy's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed a slice of pizza that day." ...
Older white women join Kenya's sex tourists
Post Date: 2007-11-26 20:47:21 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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MOMBASA, Kenya (Reuters) - Bethan, 56, lives in southern England on the same street as best friend Allie, 64. They are on their first holiday to Kenya, a country they say is "just full of big young boys who like us older girls." Hard figures are difficult to come by, but local people on the coast estimate that as many as one in five single women visiting from rich countries are in search of sex. Allie and Bethan -- who both declined to give their full names -- said they planned to spend a whole month touring Kenya's palm-fringed beaches. They would do well to avoid the country's tourism officials. "It's not evil," said Jake Grieves-Cook, chairman of the ...
The Eagles - How Long *Music Club*
Post Date: 2007-11-25 20:51:37 by christine
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Poster Comment:The Eagles were interviewed on 60 Minutes tonight. They've got a new album and they sound great. They're all near 60 yrs old. They made a deal with WalMart to market the new one.
The Time Traveler
Post Date: 2007-11-25 19:02:48 by YertleTurtle
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CHARACTERS: The Time Traveler, The Time Machine, a Nine-Year-Old Git Time Machine: POOF! Git: Hey! What the Hell are you doing in my room! I'm going to tell my dad! Time Traveler: Is your name George? Git: Yeah, it is. So what? I'm going to tell my dad you're in my room and he'll have you killed. Then I'll laugh at you when you die because you'll say 'Please don't kill me! Please don't kill me!' Ha ha! I am so funny! Traveler: Don't you want to know why I'm here? Git: No. I'm very incurious, you know. Traveler: I'm from the year 2007, when you're grown-up and President of the United States. Git: Hell, I already know I'm ...
Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians
Post Date: 2007-11-25 09:10:27 by YertleTurtle
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Click here if you dare I'm sorry, but this is funny.
KT Tunstall - Black Horse And The Cherry Tree
Post Date: 2007-11-23 20:40:37 by Peppa
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A Thermite Thanksgiving
Post Date: 2007-11-23 12:07:17 by Horse
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A Thermite Thanksgiving - Watch more free videos
Poster Comment:Cooking a 25 lb Turkey in under 30 seconds with 10 lbs of Thermite. I posted this so we can all see what thermite looks like when it burns though I don't think any of the guys took any thermite home with them on 9-11 to cook a turkey.
4um betting pool: How many people will be killed in altercations over flat panel TeeVees tomorrow?
Post Date: 2007-11-22 19:19:50 by Esso
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Looking over the sale ads while visiting Mom today, it looks like the thing to nut-up over this year is flat screen TeeVees. As psychotic as everybody has gotten lately, I'm guessing people are going to be killing each other trying to get "their fair share" tomorrow. Only deaths over TeeVees count. 12:00AM - 11:59PM Friday.
Poster Comment:I say three people get clipped.
Thanksgiving Horror Stories
Post Date: 2007-11-22 17:23:54 by Zipporah
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I heard the following Thanksgiving horror storyon the radio and thought it were hilarious.. At a family gathering a woman said that her mother-in-law was recently divorced after 27 years and this was the first Thanksgiving after the divorce. The mother-in-law decided to share a poem with her family and they began making fun of her poem.. and she got furious.. and angrily said: 'You dont know what I've been through all these years with your father. He kept wanting to f*** me up the a** and I have the hemorrhoids to prove it!!" Uh I bet that ended their laughter.. well ..hmm probably not :P
Poster Comment:Any Thanksgiving horror stories to share??
My Thanksgiving - Don Henley (Happy Thanksgiving Everyone)
Post Date: 2007-11-22 01:50:38 by christine
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Scofield, Medeski, Martin & Wood - ~ Chank
Post Date: 2007-11-21 17:24:39 by Zipporah
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The Who - My Generation
Post Date: 2007-11-20 22:28:01 by Dakmar
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Don't Leave 'Em Hanging
Post Date: 2007-11-20 10:13:25 by richard9151
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Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out. When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of ...
Paul Mooney - Bush 666
Post Date: 2007-11-20 00:39:08 by robin
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G W BUSH = 666
The Greatest Shoplifting Song Ever
Post Date: 2007-11-19 06:52:15 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:I've always thought this was Jimmy Buffett's best song.
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