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I Go To Pieces Post Date: 2007-12-10 10:35:49 by James Deffenbach
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"Sweating Out Taxes" Post Date: 2007-12-09 17:36:18 by richard9151
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LOL!! Just got to love it! You first have to decide whether to use the short or the long form. The short form is what the Internal Revenue Service calls "simplified", which means it is designed for people who need the help of a Sears tax-preparation expert to distinguish between their first and last names. Here's the complete text: "(1) How much did you make? (AMOUNT) (2) How much did we here at the government take out? (AMOUNT) (3) Hey! Sounds like we took too much! So we're going to send an official government check for (ONE-FIFTEENTH OF THE AMOUNT WE TOOK) directly to the (YOUR LAST NAME) household at (YOUR ADDRESS), for you to spend in any way you please! ...
Texas Sphincters Post Date: 2007-12-09 10:57:17 by richard9151
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Texas Sphincters On the seventh day, God said, "Let there be football." And it was good. Later that day, God said, "Let there be one team to rule the others and set the standard for excellence." With that, he plucked a star from the heavens and placed it on the helmet of silver and blue. God said, "Let it be called, 'The Dallas Cowboys' - America's team." Later that day, God said, "Even Cowboys need a**holes." So he made their fans.
FOR YOU I'M BLEEDING Post Date: 2007-12-09 02:26:29 by WTF?
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Green Day - Working Class Hero Post Date: 2007-12-08 22:21:27 by Peppa
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Poster Comment:Listen up.
Smiling Faces (GOP values) Post Date: 2007-12-08 21:59:02 by Peppa
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Poster Comment:Yes, a GOP hit vid. Yes, dems bad too. What a long damm pitiful filthy corrupt ride we've been taken for.
Classic Otis - I've Been Loving You Too Long *Music Club* Post Date: 2007-12-08 21:21:04 by christine
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Poster Comment:mmmmmm...
Killer Pug Savages Cat Post Date: 2007-12-08 19:00:36 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:This is how my pug Norman acted all the time as a puppy. Now he's three-years-old and sleeps all the time. There is nothing funnier than a pug puppy.
Elton John - Tiny Dancer (live 1971) Post Date: 2007-12-07 20:09:05 by Peppa
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Poster Comment:Couldn't resist posting this one. Piano only. .
GW ~ The End of the World Post Date: 2007-12-06 20:00:34 by Zipporah
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OK, who BOZOed me? [Full Thread] Post Date: 2007-12-05 18:08:57 by Critter
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Not one, but two despicable beings on this forum have me bozoed. Me! Of all people! Who could I possibly have offended? hehehe Feature suggestion: I say if you're gonna be a wuss and bozo someone, then the bozoed should know who the wusses are, right?
Melvins "The Ballad of Dwight Fry" Sept 23 2007 Post Date: 2007-12-03 21:03:16 by Dakmar
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Madonna - Cherish Post Date: 2007-12-01 19:17:59 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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Sam The Sham and the Pharaohs - Wooly Bully [Full Thread] Post Date: 2007-12-01 13:14:30 by Itisa1mosttoolate
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Sam The Sham and the Pharaohs - Wooly Bully
Poster Comment:All dancing is foreplay
Looks Like a Joke, But It's Not Post Date: 2007-12-01 11:46:31 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:When I first saw this a few years ago, I thought it was fake. But it's not. These are real Iranian policewomen.
Pug vs. Cat Rumble Post Date: 2007-12-01 09:41:45 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:This is funny stuff.
Comix sez it all Post Date: 2007-11-30 22:33:56 by rack42
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Poster Comment:Enjoy, or something.
Cocker - Unchain my Heart Post Date: 2007-11-29 20:31:11 by Jethro Tull
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Lords of Acid (LOA) song: I Must Increase My Bust Post Date: 2007-11-29 19:14:51 by Ferret Mike
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Poster Comment:I really love this old Belgium acid party band, and decided to post one of the first song videos of theirs that I found when I discovered them. ;-)
Juanes - Me Enamora Post Date: 2007-11-28 20:08:33 by Zipporah
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Bob Seger ~ Old Time Rock n Roll Post Date: 2007-11-28 20:01:45 by Zipporah
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Twist Again... Post Date: 2007-11-28 14:21:37 by richard9151
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Twist Again... It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. At the front door Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in. 'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' he says. 'That''s cool.' says Bobby. Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's father responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.' Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he ...
No soap..... Post Date: 2007-11-28 14:07:25 by richard9151
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Hamburger Restaurant A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red. "Are you the owner?" she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands. "No" he replies, "I'm just the manager." "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair. "I''m afraid I can't," breathes the ...
Lawyers...... Post Date: 2007-11-28 14:04:22 by richard9151
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In a murder trial... In a murder trial, thedefense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Coroner: No. Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you? Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.
Redneck explanation...... Post Date: 2007-11-27 09:13:23 by richard9151
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Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch. The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill myself." The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza, I'll kill myself." The redneck says, "Iffin I get another ham hock, I'll kill myself." The next day, all three men get the same lunches, so they throw themselves in front of an oncoming train. At the funeral the Chinese man's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed an egg roll that day." The Italian guy's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed a slice of pizza that day." ...
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