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Sam & Dave - Hold On, I'm Coming*
Post Date: 2007-03-19 12:49:17 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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Poster Comment:Well don't you ever be sad Lean on me when times are bad When the day comes and you're in doubt, In a river of trouble, about to drown. Hold on, I'm coming. Hold on, I'm coming.* I'm on my way, your lover When you get cold, yeah, I'll be your cover ;) Don't have to worry because I'm here. Don't need to suffer because I'm here. Reach out to me for satisfaction. Call my name, quick reaction. Well don't you ever feel sad Lean on me when times are bad When the day comes and you're in doubt, In a river of trouble and about to drown. Hold on, I'm coming. Hold on, I'm coming.*
Another big batch o toons
Post Date: 2007-03-19 11:55:49 by Mekons4
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Captain Halliburton is my fave. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x446127
Youtube - The Windmills of your mind" _ from the Thomas Crown Affair, 1968
Post Date: 2007-03-18 22:34:13 by Jethro Tull
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Four laughing babies
Post Date: 2007-03-18 10:10:21 by YertleTurtle
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Pink Floyd - One of These Days
Post Date: 2007-03-18 00:44:27 by FormerLurker
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Simpsons vicious FOX News parody [VIDEO]
Post Date: 2007-03-17 22:44:07 by robin
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Home Depot Parking Lot Scammers
Post Date: 2007-03-17 18:33:26 by Critter
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A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back ...
The Dictionaries of Love
Post Date: 2007-03-17 16:40:20 by YertleTurtle
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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADVTs: 40-ish..................................49. Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone. Athletic................................No breasts. Average looking.....................Moooo. Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure..................On medication. Feminist...............................Fat. Free Spirit.............................Junkie. Friendship first.......................Former Slut. New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s Open-minded.........................Desperate. ...
The FDA declares regulatory authority over gravity
Post Date: 2007-03-17 12:10:36 by Horse
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The FDA declares regulatory authority over gravity; bans trampolines and exercise machines Today the FDA declared that gravity is a medical device and urged Americans to stop using gravity to treat bone health disorders. Gravity has traditionally been used to promote bone mineral density, for without gravity, bones become weak and fragile (as astronauts quickly discovered). But apparently there hasn't been any hard science conducted on this relationship, so the FDA now considers it "unproven quackery." "There is no convincing evidence to show that gravity offers any health benefits whatsoever to people," FDA commissioner Dr. Wack Jobs said. "Accordingly, ...
Grandma Beats Up Airport Security Guards
Post Date: 2007-03-17 10:21:49 by YertleTurtle
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FROSTBITE FALLS, MN -- Charges were dropped yesterday against Ruth "Grammy" Gordon, an 83-year-old wheelchair-bound grandmother, who was originally charged with assault and battery, and assault with a deadly weapon, because an altercation she had last week with six airport security guards, that left all six hospitalized. "Justice has been served," said the 95-pound mother of three and grandmother of six, as she sat in her wheelchair, aided in her breathing by an oxygen bottle. "Now I’m going to sue every fool in the federal government for ignorance, stupidity, and just plain general incompetence. I’m an American, and I won’t be treated like ...
Coral Snake's Bites not to be seen this week due to modem failure
Post Date: 2007-03-16 20:25:26 by Coral Snake
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Because of a modem failure on my primary working computer Coral Snake's Bites of the Week will not be seen this week. The Collumn will return as soon as I get a new modem for my primary wiorking computer.
Computer Diagnosis
Post Date: 2007-03-16 12:36:48 by richard9151
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Computer Diagnosis One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: ...
Prince -- "Little Red Corvette"
Post Date: 2007-03-15 20:36:10 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:The only Prince song I like. It was one of the first songs played on MTV, back when MTV was good and used to play music. Check out that little dance step.
Maurice Ravel - Jeux d'eau
Post Date: 2007-03-15 16:09:20 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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Poster Comment:Played by Sviatoslav Richter.
Buttload of great cartoons: Most Gonzales
Post Date: 2007-03-15 08:56:51 by Mekons4
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My favorite is a shaken Bush telling reporters he's terrified that a serial liar was working just down the street from him. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x414364
Video: Stewart rails against Cheney's 'unstoppable clout'
Post Date: 2007-03-15 00:30:41 by robin
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Video: Stewart rails against Cheney's 'unstoppable clout'David Edwards and Mike SheehanPublished: Wednesday March 14, 2007Print This Email This Jon Stewart let loose on the Vice President, perturbed that Cheney's "clout is questioned and, yet, his clout goes on," in last night's episode of Comedy Central's The Daily Show. "So, I think we are beginning to see the pattern," said Stewart. "Cheney causes some high level embarrassment or makes a completely erroneous statement about American policy. ... All of this does beg the question: What the f**k?!" Stewart added, "Cheney has been wrong about everything. His ideas, his execution. ...
Scratch & Sniff
Post Date: 2007-03-14 22:51:07 by Jethro Tull
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Yourtube - "We can't make it here anymore"
Post Date: 2007-03-14 20:14:00 by Jethro Tull
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Poster Comment:Our ruling elite, the illegal hordes who have invaded this nation and their duped sympathizers all need killing. Stick that up your little brown ass AG Gonzalez.
Jon Stewart on Cheney
Post Date: 2007-03-13 23:13:34 by Mekons4
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He just had a really funny rant about Cheney and his mysterious survival even though he had been wrong about everything and evil to boot. "The only time I want advice from Dick Cheney is if I have a dead hooker in my hotel room." That about sums it up.
Fine Filed Phrases
Post Date: 2007-03-13 18:01:19 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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In 1598, Francis Meres praised “mellifluous and honey-tongued Shakespeare.” He added, “The Muses would speak with Shakespeare’s fine-filed phrase, if they would speak English.” To celebrate my birthday this week, I’ve gathered a bouquet of Shakespeare’s short phrases, hoping especially that young readers will fall in love with his astonishing inspiration, as I once did. (Notice how much he can say in ten words or fewer.) “Wherefore art thou Romeo?”; “My kingdom for a horse!”; “To be or not to be: that is the question”; “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears”; “What fools these mortals be!”; ...
Patrice Rushen - Forget Me Nots*
Post Date: 2007-03-13 13:28:50 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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Poster Comment:sending you forget me nots to help me to remember baby please forget me not* i want you to remember those were the times we had sharing a joy that we thought would last memories of love and affection never really was just like a dream was it the simple things that made me so crazy about you? was it your charm or your passion...? it's not hard to believe i love you and i need you* so i... sending you forget me nots to help me to remember baby please forget me not i want you to remember did we give up too soon? maybe we needed just a little room wondering how it all happened maybe we just need a little time though we did end as friends given the chance we could love again ...
Dares for the Office
Post Date: 2007-03-12 14:37:28 by Critter
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ONE-POINT DARES: (1)Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".Walk sideways to the photocopier.While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."Don't use any punctuation.Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen. THREE-POINT DARES: (3) Say to your boss, "I like your ...
Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble
Post Date: 2007-03-12 10:34:27 by richard9151
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Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office. The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was, of course, curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this ...
Coral Snake's Bites of the Week 2007-10 (Bill Gates and H1-Bs, the New Jeff Gannon, Scooter's prison sentence, More murders for Kolvenbach, Violins at Gun Guys.)
Post Date: 2007-03-12 03:03:55 by Coral Snake
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Coral Snake's Bites of the Week 2007-10 (Bill Gates and H1-Bs, the New Jeff Gannon, Scooter's prison sentence, More murders for Kolvenbach, Violins at Gun Guys.) this week in the bites we will be covering such subjects as Bill Gates's support for unlimited H1-B visas to bring the immigration slavery of cheap labor to the computer software industry. A new Neo-Con Jeff Gannon in the form of a marine corporal who was once a male prostitute and Gay porn star, The prison sentencing for “Scooter Libby” as the fall guy in the Plane Gate Scandal, Boing Aircraft's possible involvement in the 9-11 inside job through the installation of mussle guidence technology in their ...
Strawbale Homes
Post Date: 2007-03-11 15:57:04 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:I mentioned on another thread my father was a general contractor and I've built many a house. Modern building methods are not longer worthwhile. Personally, I'm a fan of straw bale houses, of which there are some in Europe over 200 years old. They cost at least one-quarter of a modern house. Here's one under construction.
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