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Men-free tourism island planned
Post Date: 2007-02-23 07:04:32 by Jethro Tull
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:18am ET32; 32;32; TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran plans a female-only island to boost tourism in a northwest province, the Tehran-e Emrouz newspaper on Wednesday quoted a local official as saying. It will be on the Urumiyeh lake in Western Azerbaijan province, a municipality official identified only as Aghai said. Under Iran's strict Islamic law, mixing with men in public is forbidden. Strict sex segregation actually protects women rather than restricting their rights, officials argue. "There will be no men on the Arezou (Wish) island. Public transport, restaurants and other facilities will be staffed only by women," Aghai said. Parts ...
Chuck Norris Facts
Post Date: 2007-02-22 23:51:07 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10.Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get ...
I Be The Real Employee Of The Month
Post Date: 2007-02-22 22:17:32 by Tauzero
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I Be The Real Employee Of The Month By Herbert Kornfeld Accounts Receivable Supervisor February 25, 1998 | Issue 33•07 Yo yo yo yo, whassssuuup, G's. H-Dog in tha house, and you'll pardon me if I dispense with the usual formalities, but I'm out for muthafuckin' REVENGE. You see, some dirty cocksucka dared fuck with me, Tha Stone Cold Funky-Fresh Bad-Ass Of Accountz Reeceevable. I swear, before I sign out for lunch today I'm gonna Hong Kong on that sorry fool's ass. I'm gonna cut him a permanent smile wit' my Letter Opener Of Death. I'm serious. Heads will get flown. The shit came down yesterday morning, when Gerald Luckenbill, head comptroller at ...
John Gabriels Greater Internet F'wad Theory
Post Date: 2007-02-22 19:16:26 by Zipporah
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Poster Comment:Too funny ;P
W.W.G.W.B.D. ( flow chart)
Post Date: 2007-02-22 19:11:18 by Zipporah
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Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb
Post Date: 2007-02-21 22:41:50 by christine
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A joke that cracked me up
Post Date: 2007-02-21 05:59:43 by YertleTurtle
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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me. I keep farting all time, but they're silent and they don't smell. In fact, I've farted five times since I walked into this room." The doctor says, "Okay, here, take these pills and come back in two weeks." The man goes home, takes the pills for two weeks, then goes back to the doctor and tells me, "I don't know what was in those pills, but now when I fart they smell terrible." The doctor smiles and says, "Good, we've cleared up your sinuses, now let's work on your hearing."
Not Tonight, Dear
Post Date: 2007-02-20 18:53:46 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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Joan Sewell is not in the mood. In fact, she is never—or hardly ever—in the mood. And it’s not that she hasn’t tried. She slathers her husband, Kip, in chocolate frosting. She whispers naughty nothings in his ear. She lights candles, dons a bustier and fishnets, and massages him with scented oil. Ho-hum. She would still prefer a brownie, a book—anything to sex. And she says most women, unless they’re fooling themselves, consider the deed a chore. The idea that women’s sex drive can match men’s is politically correct piffle, says Sewell, who is 45. Her memoir, I’d Rather Eat Chocolate: Learning to Love My Low Libido, recounts one frustration ...
Coral Snake's Bites of the Week 2007-7 (More Aspartame serial poisoning, First two time Bite recipient "Fr." Peter Hans Kolvenbach and the Jesuit Order, BBC and 9-11 truth.)
Post Date: 2007-02-19 20:14:00 by Coral Snake
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Coral Snake's Bites of the Week 2007-7 (More Aspartame serial poisoning, First two time Bite recipient "Fr." Peter Hans Kolvenbach and the Jesuit Order, BBC and 9-11 truth.) For those of you who are used to seeing the Bites on Sundday night they were delayed this week on account ofillness. This week the bites will do something it has never done before. That is to issue two bites to the same person for involvement in to different actions. This person is "Fr." Peter Hans Kolvenbach, Superior General of the Jesuit Order of the Roman Church. These events for which he is receiving bites are the Jesuit involvement in 9-11 and the subsequent coverup and his pet California ...
Paula Abdul - Straight Up*
Post Date: 2007-02-19 18:03:50 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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REO Speedwagon - Keep On Loving You*
Post Date: 2007-02-19 17:58:06 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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Practice Makes Purr-fect (Video)
Post Date: 2007-02-18 23:42:52 by christine
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too cute!
AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC
Post Date: 2007-02-18 22:01:47 by IndieTX
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Tired of Being Isolated and Ignored, Continent Isn't Bloody Moving Sydney, 800 miles S. of Nova Scotia http://(SatireWire.com) — After what witnesses described as an all night blinder during which it kept droning on about how it was always being bloody ignored by the whole bloody world and would bloody well stand to do something about it, Australia this morning woke up to find itself in the middle of the North Atlantic. "Good Lord, that was a booze up," said a bleary-eyed Australian Prime Minister, John Howard, speaking from his residence at Kirribilli House, approximately 600 nautical miles east of Cape Hatteras, North Carolina. According to Australians and residents ...
Jude Cole - Start The Car
Post Date: 2007-02-18 00:06:16 by orangedog
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Ok, the bastards at youtube/google won't let me embed the video, so follow THIS LINK
Poster Comment:If anyone knows a way around the no provided embed code thing, please share with the group.
Stevie Wonder -- I Was Made to Love Her
Post Date: 2007-02-17 15:43:33 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:This song always puts a smile on my face.
Movie Recommendation -- The President's Analyst
Post Date: 2007-02-17 07:24:44 by YertleTurtle
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It's the little-known The President's Analyst.Written and directed by Theodore Flicker, and released in 1967, this spoof is always right on target as it skewers the Cold War, psychiatry, the FBI, the CIA, the phone company, spies, conspiracies, every sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll excess of the '60's, and, most ominously of all, the paranoia that comes from believing an alliance of the State and Corporate Big Business is, in whatever way it can, Out to Get You (or better yet, your brains). This movie is a telling comment on Stephen King's quote that humor and horror are the original Chang and Eng of literature. The on-screen antics, funny as a fantasy, would be a ...
Lee Elia's Rant (April 29, 1983) - contains adult language
Post Date: 2007-02-17 01:42:45 by SmokinOPs
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http://www.speakeasy.org/~bucky/lee_elia_br.mp3
Forbidden Love
Post Date: 2007-02-16 22:16:36 by orangedog
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Warning: Do not kiss your Thai transvestite hooker on the mouth
Post Date: 2007-02-16 17:45:03 by Mekons4
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Powered by CDNN - CYBER DIVER News Network BANGKOK, Thailand (15 Nov 2005) -- Thai transvestites are often pretty enough to fool tourists and expatriates into taking them home for the night, but the unwary foreign visitor risks losing his wallet as well as his pride, Thai police warned Monday. Members of a transvestite gang have confessed to concealing strong sedative pills under their tongues and spitting them down the throats of their victims while kissing, causing them to pass out so they can be easily robbed, police said. The confession came from three attractive transvestites arrested last week in Bangkok for stealing more than $7,300 in cash and valuables from a Bangladeshi ...
Youtube - "Dancing cheek to cheek"
Post Date: 2007-02-15 21:11:53 by Jethro Tull
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Poster Comment:Before our time, but you have to love it.
Speaker Of The House Nancy Pelosi Hires George Soros Activist
Post Date: 2007-02-15 12:35:17 by BTP Holdings
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Speaker Of The House Nancy Pelosi Hires George Soros Activist By Rev Bresciani Feb 14, 2007 February 13, 2007 -- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has recently hired Joseph Onek to be her Senior Counsel. Most people have never heard of Onek before, but he was an operative in both the Carter and Clinton White House. While in the Carter Adminstration, Onek served as Deputy Counsel to Jimmy Carter. In the Clinton Administration, Onek was a deputy Associate Attorney General and was the Rule of Law Coordinator with the State Department. Onek also served as a law clerk for Supreme Court Justice William Brennan and served as an Assistant Counsel on the Senate Judiciary Committee. But his more ...
Dance, dance, dance
Post Date: 2007-02-15 07:13:20 by YertleTurtle
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I am a curious choice to comment on a manifesto entitled “The Next Conservatism” in a magazine that includes the word “conservative” in its title since I am a religious agnostic and, in political terms, a libertarian, classical liberal, individualist, or radical—anything but conservative. Still, I respect the authors and admire the magazine and found myself nodding in agreement more than I initially expected. I thought I was a hopeless romantic, wanting to dismantle the American Empire and return to the Republic of the Constitution. But Weyrich and Lind make me look like an incrementalist. They not only want what I want, they also want to return to “the 1950s, ...
Zipporah Iced in With No Power in Northern Ky. How's the weather where you are? [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2007-02-14 11:03:35 by christine
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At least Zip's got gas so she has hot water and can cook on her stovetop. A kerosene heater is all she's got to keep warm as long as the kerosene holds out. There are power outages all over so it could be days before electricity is restored.
The Police - Wrapped Around Your Finger*
Post Date: 2007-02-13 23:59:06 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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Poster Comment:I have only come here seeking knowledge Things they wouldn't teach me of in college I can see the destiny you sold Turned into a shining band of gold;)
Now that i have snowblower, I will make extra, money by offering blow jobs to neighbors
Post Date: 2007-02-13 13:29:14 by gengis gandhi
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I bought now new snow blower to blow snow, and as I am thinking, why not make extra money and ask neighbors who have driveway if they too would like to hire me for making them a blow job. Never have I had such filthy offers from these men who live nearby. The women, they always laugh in my face and slam the door. I tell them all this that if they want then they can make their own blow job for me now, since they act so rude to me. What is this always about threatening to call police when only I try to help and make money?
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