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Captain and Tennille -- Love Will Keep Us Together
Post Date: 2007-02-04 13:26:27 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:Don't anyone DARE say they don't like this song, or I WILL hunt you down!
Melanie --Lay Down (Candles in the Rain)
Post Date: 2007-02-04 12:11:48 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:When's the last time I heard this song? Over a decade ago? Or more? That lack is one of the reasons why I rarely listen to the radio. This soulful tune was Melanie's biggest hit, even bigger than the one about rollerskates and keys. ;-)
We're the Government -- and You're Not
Post Date: 2007-02-03 19:54:20 by orangedog
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Calamity just a click away for US presidential front-runners
Post Date: 2007-02-03 19:48:50 by Eoghan
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YouTube: Hilary sings national anthem YouTube: John Edwards does his hair YouTube: John McCain nods off Front-runners campaigning for the White House are getting to grips with a difficult dilemma: how to handle their "YouTube moment". From Hillary Clinton, who decided to ignore hers, to John McCain, whose team opted to fight back hard, candidates for next year's American presidential election are waking up to the fact that a single gaffe or unguarded moment captured on video may be downloaded from the internet and watched by millions. advertisement In fact, unflattering footage may be seen by more Americans than the candidates' carefully scripted speeches and could ...
Tammy Wynette---Stand By Your Man*
Post Date: 2007-02-02 20:46:37 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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Poster Comment:Sometimes its hard to be a woman Giving all your love to just one man You'll have bad times And he'll have good times Doing things that you don't understand Stand by your man Give him two arms to cling to And something warm to come to When nights are cold and lonely Stand by your man And tell the world you love him Keep giving all the love you can Stand by your man But if you love him, you'll forgive him Even though he's hard to understand And if you love him Oh! be proud of him 'Cause after all he's just a man Stand by your man Give him two arms to cling to And something warm to come to When nights are cold and lonely Stand by your man And tell ...
Roy Orbison -- You got it
Post Date: 2007-02-02 13:32:23 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:My favorite Roy Oribson tune.
The Four Ghosts of the White House
Post Date: 2007-02-02 09:44:40 by richard9151
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The Four Ghosts of the White House One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George, what''s the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away... The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight... The third night sleep still does ...
The Fruits of Feminism
Post Date: 2007-02-01 13:44:38 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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To all the male readers out there, listen up. You've been sold a bill of goods. By feminists. Here's a heads up: Women don't want men that cry, explore their inner feelings out loud or use hair spray. Here's another news flash: Nail polish on men is yucky, hairless chests are not masculine and, hello, it's OK to wear the pants. I know, I know... these days you don't know if you're going to get a thank-you or a slap in the face if you dare hold a door open for a woman. You're not sure what the right move is when a woman offers to pick up the check. You're made to feel that masculine traits are a sign of, gasp, 'patriarchy.' Take it from me, ...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ~ ~~HOUNDDAWG~~~
Post Date: 2007-01-31 20:58:38 by Zipporah
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.. and many more Dawgie.. we luvs ya! Happy Birthday!!!! Zipporah & Chris and all your friends at 4
Indecent Proposal
Post Date: 2007-01-31 19:37:16 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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Poster Comment:He thought he was getting ahead, but he blew his lines.
Total Recall: Plamegate
Post Date: 2007-01-31 13:58:02 by scrapper2
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As Patrick Fitzgerald tries to put Scooter Libby in prison for having a faulty memory, his witnesses seem to have trouble with their own recollections. Some of their memories, like fine wine, improve with age. If you told an FBI investigator that you had a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch last Friday, and a receipt turned up showing you had a ham sandwich instead, could you be indicted for lying to a federal investigator? Special prosecutor Fitzgerald seems to think so. In his world, both you and the ham sandwich could be indicted. Vice President Dick Cheney's former chief of staff has been indicted on charges of lying to federal investigators who were trying to figure out who ...
Lawyers........
Post Date: 2007-01-31 10:51:59 by richard9151
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The Hit and Run Case A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and ...
Nurse Nancy
Post Date: 2007-01-31 10:30:39 by richard9151
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Nurse Nancy Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy. ''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he alomost died!'' ''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, "earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!'' All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the hallway. ''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths ...
U.N. women peacekeepers in Liberia
Post Date: 2007-01-31 09:08:29 by Redheadedstranger
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MONROVIA, Liberia - The United Nation's first women-only peacekeeping contingent 52; made up about 100 Indian policewomen 52; arrived in Liberia Tuesday, officials said. Ben Malor, spokesman for the U.N.'s 15,000-strong peacekeeping force in the West African country, said the force will be stationed in the capital. Women have served in many U.N. peacekeeping forces, but this is the first women-only group. Members of the group have said they hope their unit will be seen as more approachable by women and children in conflict zones. Last year relief groups in Liberia accused U.N. peacekeepers and aid workers of trading food for sex with girls left homeless by war. The United ...
Hillary and her Driver
Post Date: 2007-01-29 13:51:33 by BTP Holdings
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Hillary and her Driver Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened to you," asked Hillary? "Well," ...
Hillary Clinton Sings National Anthem
Post Date: 2007-01-29 10:47:36 by christine
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Coral Snake's Bites of the Week 2007-4 (Carl Rove may have to testify at "Scooter" Libby trial, Forced poisoning of New Jersey Schoolchildren, Supressive Patents, The NAFTA Super Highway and possible Pubbie "pants stuffing" from Rummy.)
Post Date: 2007-01-29 00:29:49 by Coral Snake
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Coral Snake's Bites of the Week 2007-4 (Carl Rove may have to testify at "Scooter" Libby trial, Forced poisoning of New Jersey Schoolchildren, Supressive Patents, The NAFTA Super Highway and possible Pubbie "pants stuffing" from Rummy.) This week we might be seeing the long awaited return of Fitzmas as Carl Rove is subpoenaed to testify at Plame liar and child pronographer "Scooter" Libby's trial for purgery. New Jersey is also planning to force mercury laden flu and pneumonia shots on schoolchildren continuing the New World Order practice of mass poisoning for "dumbing down" and depopulation purposes. Chevron Oil halts production of electric ...
Quiz: Which Science Fiction Writer Are You?
Post Date: 2007-01-28 19:28:43 by Zipporah
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Which Science Fiction Writer Are You? 1) What is the grand theme of life that you focus on most often? Exploration and discovery. War and conquest. Individuality vs. tyranny. Art vs. inner demons. Adventure and fun. Peace and social justice. Rape and mind control. Futility and confusion. God. Money. 2) What kind of science and technology interests you the most? Whatever is big, fast, and/or powerful. Fundamental physics and/or astrophysics. Genetics and biology. Sociology and anthropology. Psychology and neurology. Cybernetics. Martial arts and bullets. 3) Are you patriotic? The good old U.S. of A. is the model toward which all other nations should strive. The same, ...
Grateful Dead 'That's right, the women are smarter'
Post Date: 2007-01-28 13:38:16 by Ferret Mike
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-- From Buffalo, N.Y. 1989.
Too Smart
Post Date: 2007-01-28 12:38:13 by richard9151
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Too Smart A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the ...
R. Crumb--When the Goddamn Jews Take Over America
Post Date: 2007-01-28 11:05:00 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:For those of you not familiar with R. Crumb, he was the creator of the "Keep on Truckin'" man, the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers for Playboy, and Fritz the Cat. While I think he's exaggerating here, he's also illustrating Ezra Pound's comment that the artist is "the antenna of the race." Crumb, of course, now lives in France. For those who have not seen it, "Crumb," the movie about his life -- and his family, is a must-see. He certainly has nailed the perversion that Christianity has turned into, hasn't he?
Henry Rollins: A Love Letter To Ann Coulter
Post Date: 2007-01-28 07:58:36 by Zipporah
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Dramatic Vibrator Recall
Post Date: 2007-01-28 06:41:35 by gengis gandhi
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it could happen. i heard wimmen use them things just for sore neck muscles...which is why the thing is shaped exactly a penis. everyone knows the best thing for a womens tight, tense neck muscles is a penis, even a battery powered one.
Warreen Zevon - Werewolves of London
Post Date: 2007-01-27 15:28:29 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:At a certain age you could have sat me next to Zevon and you could have sworn we were brothers.
Chris Rock on racism
Post Date: 2007-01-25 22:01:27 by Jethro Tull
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