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Gerbil & J-Lo - shall we dance video
Post Date: 2007-01-16 21:16:06 by Lod
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Thompson Twins---Doctor Doctor*
Post Date: 2007-01-16 19:56:49 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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Poster Comment:Thompson Twins---Hold Me Now*
Bob Welch---Sentimental Lady*
Post Date: 2007-01-16 16:53:42 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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Poster Comment:You are here and warm But I could look away and you'd be gone 'Cause we live in a time When meaning falls in splinters from our lives And that's why I've travelled far 'Cause I come so together where you are And all of the things that I said that I wanted Come rushing by in my head when I'm with you 14 joys and a will to be merry And all of the things that we say are very Sentimental gentle wind Blowing through my life again Sentimental lady Gentle one Now you are here today But easily you might just go away 'Cause we live in a time When paintings have no color, words don't rhyme And that's why I've travelled far 'Cause I come so ...
Words of Wisdom from Me!
Post Date: 2007-01-16 10:08:52 by Weekend Badeye
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Let me tell you about my four year old Dyson vacumn cleaner. It picks up the big dog turds on the living room rug. Did I tell you it cost only $500.00? It also looks very handsome setting next to my large screen TV and cleans my fleet of Hummers.
Coral Snake's Bites of the Week 2007-2 (The North American Union, a possible source for Shrubya's warmongering, Rapture Monkeyism and inability to speak correctly, The first Dems to have proved the two party system a FRAUD.)
Post Date: 2007-01-15 00:43:51 by Coral Snake
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Coral Snake's Bites of the Week 2007-2 (The North American Union, a possible source for Shrubya's warmongering, Rapture Monkeyism and inability to speak correctly, The first Dems to have proved the two party system a FRAUD.) This week on the Bites we will be loking at Shrubya's status as a "dry drunk" as a possible source for his often treasonous, childish and illiterate behavior, The latest meetings to implement the North American Union and the main peole behind them and two democrats Charles Rangel and Nancy Pelose who have shown by their recent actions of attempting to restore the draft (Rangel) and strengthen the worst aspects of PATRIOT Act survailence (Pelose) ...
Humor post (since we can't do anything about the worlds' problems)
Post Date: 2007-01-14 22:00:39 by Itisa1mosttoolate
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YertleTurtle's Match.com profile
Post Date: 2007-01-13 05:38:05 by YertleTurtle
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I know, I don't really have a http://Match.com profile. But I have looked at the place. My ex told me she had a profile there, and actually had a few dates, although none of them worked out. It made me curious. I looked at hundreds of women, and found all of them boring. "Attractive, smart, educated, funny, love life...." Yawn. Now, if I was to create a profile there, this is what it would be: "Smart and lazy guy would prefer to work 20 hours a week, but can't seem to get away with it. I sleep with a pug who snores. You will, too." What would your profile be? Don't bore me!
Amsterdam's red-light district facing crime clean-up
Post Date: 2007-01-12 09:15:23 by noone222
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Amsterdam has launched a crackdown on "crime" kingpins in the city's Red Light District that threatens to leave hundreds of sex workers out of a job, and has solicited help from a slightly bemused sector -- Dutch banks. The city authorities have no quarrel with prostitution, which was legalized in 2001 in this country that has historically prided itself on tolerance. And they have no desire to shut down what is also a thriving tourist district and a "must" on the itinerary of one-third of all visitors to this city of canals, Van Gogh and Rembrandt. "This is a frontal attack" aimed at cutting ties between prostitution and the underworld that uses the sex ...
False priest arrested for selling Pope tickets
Post Date: 2007-01-11 22:02:47 by CAPPSMADNESS
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BRASILIA (Reuters) - A man posing as a Catholic priest was arrested for selling phony tickets to get near Pope Benedict on his scheduled trip to Brazil in May, authorities said on Tuesday. Erivandro Ferrer de Lima had charged believers 175 reais ($81.78) in cash and another 375 reais in installments for the possibility of "getting close and touching" the Pope, Police Inspector Rosicleide de Castro said by telephone from Fortaleza in the northeastern Ceara state. Lima carried a false credential from the Brazilian Bishops Conference, held mass and heard hundreds of confessions to prey on his victims, Castro said. "There are a lot of upset people," Castro said. Brazil ...
(Language alert) George Carlin on the Owners of the County
Post Date: 2007-01-11 12:49:44 by Jethro Tull
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Poster Comment:GC nails it.
Colbert Has an Epiphany
Post Date: 2007-01-09 20:03:37 by Zipporah
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Colbert Has an Epiphany Download (4881) | Play (4427) Download (1738) | Play (2808) Stephen, feeling depressed after the Democratic takeover of Congress, has an epiphany while taking down his life-size Christmas decorations and vows to see things in a different way this year.
Andy Mckee - Drifting
Post Date: 2007-01-09 01:06:48 by FormerLurker
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Here's some simply unbelievable guitar work from Andy Mckee.
Channeling from ET from Venus: "What's Up on Planet Earth"
Post Date: 2007-01-08 13:50:26 by shallow merde
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A channeling from Ker-On (ET from Venus) to Mike Quinsey January 8, 2007 Your minds are expanding at an impressive rate, and this will prove to be year when great strides are made to integrate with your Higher Self. With your ever-expanding consciousness, you will develop a greater understanding of how spirit and matter interact. It will advance your perception of what is taking place in the higher realms, and how it is affecting you upon Earth. It is when you have this understanding that you can fully participate in your own preparations for Ascension. Each time there are waves of energy being passed to Earth, you will become a conduit and be able to take them into your body. Mother ...
Coral Snake's Bites of the Week 2007-1 (Monsanto, assorted Aspartame Serial Poisoners, UN kiddie sex, and Pat Robertson get first bites of the new year.)
Post Date: 2007-01-08 02:03:19 by Coral Snake
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Coral Snake's Bites of the Week 2007-1 (Monsanto, assorted Aspartame Serial Poisoners, UN kiddie sex, and Pat Robertson get first bites of the new year.) Welcome to the first bites of the new year. This is mainly about Aspartame as this poison has become a major subject at http://rense.com again. Other subjects being covered are child sex slavery in the United Nations and Pat Robertson's terror predictions and what they should REALLY mean to us. As always Remember the KEY and enjoy. Bite One ---> Monsanto Monsanto is continuing its crimes against humanity this week by ccontinuing their "Terminator" seed program. For those not familiar with this the ...
Anna Kournikova - she looks anorexic!
Post Date: 2007-01-07 17:54:41 by christine
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Poster Comment:Why would Anna do this to herself? She had a perfect body. I read that the muscle-toned normally 123 lb tennis player is now down to a skeletal 110 lb.
Ask a Ninja - Can I Teach My Dog to Walk Through Walls?
Post Date: 2007-01-07 14:28:13 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:Ferret Mike told me about this guy. You'll laugh. A lot.
The best and worst of Opinion Line 2006 (humor)
Post Date: 2007-01-05 18:08:17 by Indrid Cold
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Even if Opinion Line comments aren't always profound, they can be entertaining. Here are a few of our favorites from 2006: Home sour home Is the man I saw urinating at the corner of Broadway and Waterman the other morning classified as a street performer? I sure hope those new Tasers keep those public urinators under control. Maybe if we had a casino, we could afford some water for our river. If we had a casino in Wichita, we could buy a mountain and be like Denver. The River Festival has a $20 million impact on the city? It's amazing how funnel cakes, pickles on a stick and cigarettes add up. REO Speedwagon? Why don't they just call it the Wichita MulletFest? Fireworks ...
It's gross! Janitors hit Equinox gym sex
Post Date: 2007-01-04 18:27:48 by Jethro Tull
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Several disgusted janitors are dishing dirt on the Equinox fitness center chain, claiming in a lawsuit filed yesterday that the upscale gyms are used as sleazy gay sex clubs. The six janitors charge in the Manhattan Supreme Court suit that they are fed up with cleaning up after male gym members engage in "explicit sexual activity." The janitors cited five Manhattan clubs, including the chain's flagship gym in the Time Warner Center at Columbus Circle, as places where "lewd behavior" is rampant in the men's locker rooms, showers, saunas and steam rooms. When the maintenance men complained to management, they were "ridiculed" and subjected to ...
Adventures in Flirting [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2007-01-03 20:51:37 by YertleTurtle
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Admit it, guys. You don't know if a woman's interested in you unless she turns into Shirtless Girl right in front of your eyes. Mostly you just sit there all lumpish and retarded, right? Now, I'm not saying I can turn you into a Love God (aka "me") but I can give you enough pointers so that you won't be a goggle-eyed melonhead anymore, suavely asking, "Did it hurt when an angel like you fell from heaven?" It all started in college. One hungover Saturday morning, my roommate and I were eating breakfast at one of those places with a lot of booths. There was a woman about three booths over, eating breakfast by herself. She was facing me, so my roommate ...
French marchers say 'non' to 2007
Post Date: 2007-01-01 21:17:13 by robin
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French marchers say 'non' to 2007 The demonstrators took French restiveness to extremesHundreds of protesters in France have rung in the New Year by holding a light-hearted march against it. Parodying the French readiness to say "non", the demonstrators in the western city of Nantes waved banners reading: "No to 2007" and "Now is better!" The marchers called on governments and the UN to stop time's "mad race" and declare a moratorium on the future. The protest was held in the rain and organisers joked that even the weather was against the New Year. The tension mounted as the minutes ticked away towards midnight - but the arrival of 20 ...
Women cheat more than men [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2007-01-01 20:51:11 by Zipporah
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WOMEN are far more unfaithful than men, a survey reveals. Forty per cent of females cheat on lovers, compared with 34 per cent of males. And a third of women (34 per cent) fantasise about lesbian sex, compared with 14 per cent of blokes who have gay fantasies. But females spend less time thinking about fun between the sheets. About half of women fantasise once or twice a day about love-making — for men the figure is ten times. Seven out of ten Brits want more nookie, says the poll by condom makers Durex. Sixty-two per cent of women and 82 per cent of men claim they are sex-starved and desperate for more loving. A third of people have sex twice a week but just under a quarter ...
Come To My Window - Melissa Ethridge
Post Date: 2007-01-01 18:45:25 by christine
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Come to my window
Crawl inside, wait by the light
of the moon
Come to my window
I'll be home soon
I would dial the numbers
Just to listen to your breath
I would stand inside my hell
And hold the hand of death
You don't know how far I'd go
To ease this precious ache
You don't know how much I'd give
Or how much I can take
Just to reach you
Just to reach you
Just to reach you
Come to my window
Crawl inside, wait by the light
of the moon
Come to my window
I'll be home soon
Keeping my eyes open
I cannot afford to sleep
Giving away promises
I know that I can't keep
Nothing fills the blackness
That has seeped into my chest
I need you ...
Beware -- I are Spiderman! And so, what superhero are you?
Post Date: 2007-01-01 13:44:19 by YertleTurtle
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Click here for the test Your results:You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 70% Hulk 60% Superman 60% Supergirl 57% Green Lantern 55% The Flash 55% Robin 50% Catwoman 45% Batman 40% Wonder Woman 32% Iron Man 30% You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have greatpower and responsibility. Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
Van Morrison -- Brown-Eyed Girl
Post Date: 2007-01-01 10:19:11 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:It doesn't get much better than this.
Coral Snake's Bites of the Week SPECIAL EDITION (First of the Year Bites from Marshal Hotherp.)
Post Date: 2007-01-01 02:36:18 by Coral Snake
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Coral Snake's Bites of the Week SPECIAL EDITION (First of the Year Bites from Marshal Hotherp.) If you aren't familiar with me I'm the Marshal from Elapid City, Arizona Territory from the year eighteen hunert and eighty one. It is really amazing how I got here to sub for my Great Great grandson Double Naught Hotherp for this week's bites. It seems that we were getting ready for a very important hangin' in Elapid City of an owlHOOT named Jeremiah Shrubya who was the mayor of our town until he started a range war with some homesteaders based on a cock 'n' bull story that probably originated with the big ranchers to the effect that the homesteaders had a way to ...
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