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Heywood Banks -- Big Butter Jesus
Post Date: 2006-10-21 21:03:26 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:Those who are not familiar with Heywood Banks, should be.
Music Club - "Just the Way It Is, Baby" The Rembrandts (1991)
Post Date: 2006-10-21 18:38:54 by jessejane
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Its OK to fuck with Buck on 4um, calling him a queer [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2006-10-21 17:22:04 by buckeroo
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4um is quickly losing the luster of having the capability about individual expression when posters HAVE the opportunity to fuck with me. And the management fucks with me when I admonish the mutherfuckers that stroke themselves. And then they are given accolades by the moderators because I give them a thread which is exactly what they want.
Poster Comment:Red Jones ... come and fuck with me.
Chingrish Film Subtitles
Post Date: 2006-10-21 15:52:19 by YertleTurtle
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1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. 2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. 3. Gun wounds again? 4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. 5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries. 6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken! 7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants. 8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here? 9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up. 10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken. 11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out! 12. You daring lousy guy. 13. Beat him out of recognizable shape! 14. I have been scared shitless too much lately. 15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's ...
An Urban Legend I Created
Post Date: 2006-10-21 13:10:13 by YertleTurtle
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Urban Legends Reference Pages: Humor (Go, Granny, Go!) body { scrollbar-face-color: #0000FF; scrollbar-arrow-color: #FF0000; scrollbar-highlight-color: #FFFF00; scrollbar-3dlight-color: #000000; scrollbar-darkshadow-color: #FFFF00; scrollbar-track-color: #FFFF66; scrollbar-shadow-color: #000000; } BACKGROUND="../../common/humor/marble.gif" LINK=#FF0000 VLINK=#FF0000 TEXT=#000000 MARGINWIDTH=0 MARGINHEIGHT=0 TOPMARGIN=0 LEFTMARGIN=0 BOTTOMMARGIN=0 RIGHTMARGIN=0> Go, Granny, Go! Claim: An 83-year-old grandmother beat up six airport security guards. Status: False. Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2002] Grandma Beats Up ...
Don Henley - My Thanksgiving
Post Date: 2006-10-21 11:03:36 by christine
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Click here to listen to "My Thanksgiving" A lot of things have happened
Since the last time we spoke
Some of them are funny
Some of em aint no joke
And I trust you will forgive me
If I lay it on the line
I always thought you were a friend of mine
Sometimes I think about you
I wonder how youre doing now
And what youre going through
The last time I saw you
We were playing with fire
We were loaded with passion
And a burning desire
For every breath, for every day of living
And this is my thanksgiving
Now the trouble with you and me, my friend
Is the trouble with this nation
Too many blessings, too little appreciation
And I know that kind of notionwell, it ...
Austrian Removes 'Sexist' Urinals [shaped like a woman's mouth]
Post Date: 2006-10-19 19:34:00 by Brian S
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(10-19) 15:18 PDT VIENNA, Austria (AP) -- An Austrian businessman announced Thursday that he would get rid of urinals shaped like a woman's mouth from a public toilet near Vienna's national opera, after facing pressure from politicians who demanded their removal. The urinals, which are located in the "Opera Toilet," a lavishly decorated public restroom, feature thick, lipsticked lips, a set of teeth and a bright red tongue. "We think that it's tasteless, misogynistic and offensive," Marianne Lackner, media spokeswoman for the Vienna Department of Women's Affairs told The Associated Press. The department, headed by Social Democrat Sonja Wehsely, said it was ...
THE BEER LOOTER DUDE PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURES
Post Date: 2006-10-19 16:11:54 by Jethro Tull
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Poster Comment:
Click on the pic of the Beer Looter Dude to see the many appearances he has made throughout the history of this great nation.
The Truck Driver And The Priest
Post Date: 2006-10-19 15:49:50 by BTP Holdings
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The Truck Driver And The Priest During long hauls, a driver of a tractor-trailer would often amuse himself by running over bankers he would see walking down the side of the road. Every time he would see a banker walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him, and there would be a loud “thump” and then he would swerve back onto the road. One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over. He asked the priest, “Where are you going, father?” “I’m going to the church five miles down the road,” replied the priest. “No problem, father! I’ll give you a lift. ...
The Sound of Music
Post Date: 2006-10-19 08:20:22 by Jethro Tull
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Good morning all.
There is a bluebird on my head and my pocket is filled with candy
It's time for show tunes!!!!!!!
-love,
palo
What Goofy Things do Your Parents Do?
Post Date: 2006-10-19 06:58:12 by YertleTurtle
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My father is 75 years old. My mother was in the hospital yesterday because she had an attack of colitis. My father is also half-deaf from having a portable radio jammed in his ear all his life. He listened to talk radio all night. This is how our conservation went on the phone: "Dad, this is your son." "My thumb? What about my thumb? He also stops at green lights and drives in the left lane with his turn signal on. I hope I don't end up like this, but probably will. I'm sure many of you have to suffer as I do.
Cherry Blossom Magic - Japan
Post Date: 2006-10-17 13:48:50 by Lod
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The B-52's - Roam
Post Date: 2006-10-16 23:06:12 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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Poster Comment:Roam if you want to Roam around the world Roam if you want to Without anything but the love we feel
Goldi on Women's Suffrage [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2006-10-16 21:50:48 by Nostalgia
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4. To: High Hopes (#0) Women led the opposition, with seven in 10 saying they oppose the war. Twenty-eight percent say they support it, which is the lowest support among women in any CNN poll taken since the invasion more than three years ago. Women voting is a mistake. Women are emotional, changeable, and notoriously unstable because of hormone flux. They usually want to talk talk talk talk a situation over, under, around, and to death. LONG after the time for action. And action, even when the right thing to do, is the LAST thing they want, and will try to stop it after it starts. I'm a woman, and I know this is true. I'd give up my vote in a minute if they took it away from all ...
Coral Snake's Bites of the Week 28 (Douggie does YouTube, SnookerThon Mystery Benefactor again, Jesuits emerge in WantaGate, The Jesuit responsible for giving Darwinian Evolution a "religious" face, Latest Lead LOONacies from Freeper Micro$oft shill Golden Eagle)
Post Date: 2006-10-16 03:25:42 by Coral Snake
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Coral Snake's Bites of the Week 28 (Douggie does YouTube, SnookerThon Mystery Benefactor again, Jesuits emerge in WantaGate, The Jesuit responsible for giving Darwinian Evolution a "religious" face, Latest Lead LOONacies from Freeper Micro$oft shill Golden Eagle) This week the Bites will again be looking at the Freeper Microbot and M$ Shill Godlen Eagle (aka Lead Loon). This Freeper is simply amazing with his constant kooky harping against Linux and Open Source Software and emerges as one of the major Freeper KOOKS out there that CLownPosse and other Anti Kooking sites virtually ignore. Also we will be looking into the recent emergence of the Jesuit Order and the Roman Church in ...
Music Club - "You Can Close Your Eyes" James Taylor
Post Date: 2006-10-15 22:31:28 by jessejane
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Beautiful... What Child Is This.. (short..sweet)........ ~~~~
Music Club - "Holding Back The Years" Simply Red
Post Date: 2006-10-15 18:53:45 by jessejane
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Zod 2008
Post Date: 2006-10-14 18:53:21 by orangedog
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Zod 2008 - General Zod - 2008 Presidential Candidate document.write("Last updated " + lm) The Mighty General Zod2008 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATEVote for your ruler When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn't know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your ...
Canadian Troops Attacked by 10-Feet-Tall Marijuan/Triffid Plants
Post Date: 2006-10-14 15:55:08 by YertleTurtle
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OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of 10-feet (three metre) high marijuana plants. General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defence staff, said on Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana. "The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It's very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices ... and as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests," he ...
What Band do You Regret Not Seeing?
Post Date: 2006-10-13 20:57:00 by YertleTurtle
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Poster Comment:In my case, exactly one: Slade.
Name the five WORST concerts you ever saw
Post Date: 2006-10-11 21:26:00 by Mekons4
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I'll count down. 5. Television -- CBGB's, 1976. My first visit there, and while I loved the band, the sound was so pathetic it was an awful concert. I finally went up and sat on the edge of the stage so I could hear their monitors. 4. David Bowie -- The Glass Spider tour, Giants Stadium. A total waste of time. 3. David Bowie -- The Let's Dance tour, Madison Square Garden. For a wedding present, I got my best friend tickets to this, a super Japanese dinner at a place called East, and a limo. Oh, man, what a bad show. I even had friends (the Simms Bros.) doing backup vocals. It was awful, cheap, lousy. And I loved Bowie. 2. The Manic Street Preachers -- Metro, Chicago, 2001 or so. Good ...
Halloween: Ray's pumpkin Carving tutorial
Post Date: 2006-10-11 20:52:04 by Zipporah
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Ray's pumpkin Carving tutorial Check out how to turn a regular pumpkin in to something special. Scroll down and learn how to create your very own. If you have yet to try and carve a pumpkin in a 3-D manner you need to. Its fun and everybody enjoys a cool pumpkin. Unfortunately they begin to rot less than a week after carving so be sure to take plenty of pictures. You can experiment with ways of preserving them but I find nothing works better than a nice photo. Some chefs that I have carved for put lemon juice on the faces to help slow down the natural molding process that will occur. Picking out the right pumpkin is very important. You need a pumpkin with a thick wall. To get this kind ...
Handy New Bra Design
Post Date: 2006-10-11 20:44:07 by tom007
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Need Glasses? [German commercial]
Post Date: 2006-10-11 00:43:46 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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