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Sophia's 80 Today - who knew?
Post Date: 2014-09-20 21:40:23 by Lod
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Ooh Baby Baby
Post Date: 2014-09-19 23:43:27 by James Deffenbach
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Pugs and Babies
Post Date: 2014-09-17 15:14:48 by Turtle
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The One Who Pays
Post Date: 2014-09-16 12:06:07 by Lod
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A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man! The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts, 'Don't do it ! I lied when I told you I inherited money: HE paid for the Porsche I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your football season tickets. HE paid for our ...
Doin' the Twist
Post Date: 2014-09-14 16:02:05 by Turtle
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Bulldog Skateboarding
Post Date: 2014-09-10 15:11:07 by Turtle
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Turtle's Anthem
Post Date: 2014-09-10 00:00:36 by Turtle
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Action Movie Kid
Post Date: 2014-09-09 20:10:49 by Turtle
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Bulldog Bouncing on a Trampoline
Post Date: 2014-09-09 19:54:13 by Turtle
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Sex After Death?
Post Date: 2014-09-06 11:57:47 by Lod
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Marion, Marion." "Is that you, Bob?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud -- lots of greens). ...
How Did You Die?
Post Date: 2014-09-05 13:04:13 by Lod
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Two women are new arrivals at the Pearly Gates and are comparing stories on how they had died. First Woman: "I froze to death" Second Woman: "You froze to death? how horrible!" First Woman: "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking form the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?" Second Woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV." First Woman: "So what happened?" Second Woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, ...
If I Only Had My Mind on Something Else
Post Date: 2014-08-29 11:42:12 by James Deffenbach
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Magic Carpet Ride
Post Date: 2014-08-27 21:19:07 by Lod
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Tennessee Ernie Ford sings "John Henry"
Post Date: 2014-08-27 00:09:19 by farmfriend
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Poster Comment:saw a video of a guy with a scythe against a weed eater. Scythe won no problem. anyway made me think of this song. God I'm old!
Call Me (Anytime)
Post Date: 2014-08-20 22:18:01 by Lod
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Turtle's Favorite Dean Martin Song
Post Date: 2014-08-20 15:22:30 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:When Turtle was about seven my babysitter would take me across the street to a teenage hangout and I would play two songs over and over: Elvis Presley's "Kiss Me Quick" and this song by Dean Martin.
Ask a Ninja
Post Date: 2014-08-19 14:35:53 by Turtle
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Someone to remember me
Post Date: 2014-08-17 02:20:15 by scrapper2
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Click for Full Text!Poster Comment:A sad song about an individual dying. Metaphorically I think it could apply to America as we knew it dying.
Don't Mess with Turte
Post Date: 2014-08-16 23:17:30 by Turtle
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Push Button to Add Drama (this is too funny not to share)
Post Date: 2014-08-09 01:06:27 by James Deffenbach
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To launch the high quality TV channel TNT in Belgium we placed a big red push button on an average Flemish square of an average Flemish town. A sign with the text "Push to add drama" invited people to use the button. And then we waited... Discover here what happened or visit http://www.tnt-tv.be for more info.
Sam Cooke Dead at 33
Post Date: 2014-08-01 21:56:14 by Hmmmmm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbO2_077ixs&index=2&list=RDgZB4jcPmFGo If you have a couple hours to kill
BLOND & THE MILKMAN
Post Date: 2014-08-01 16:22:39 by Jethro Tull
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JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU'VE HEARD THE "BEST BLOND JOKE" EVER, ALONG COMES ONE LIKE THIS ... A blond heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blond came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blond said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again." The ...
Tortoise Suspected of Helping Baby Alligator Flee the Zoo
Post Date: 2014-07-27 13:13:34 by Buzzard
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A baby alligator named Carlos has broken out of a Michigan zoo, thanks to a large tortoise that regularly strolls around the area. Gary Moore, who runs the GarLyn Zoo in Mackinac County, suspects that the 12-inch hatchling was able to sneak under the double fence because the tortoise wore the dirt away from the bottom of the railing. Moore didn’t notice that Carlos was gone until a state police trooper stopped by the zoo last Sunday to ask if a gator was missing. Turns out someone saw Carlos along the highway where the 30-acre facility is located, but no one wrangled him, so he’s still on the loose. The alligator isn’t dangerous, but Moore thinks the young reptile ...
Where were you 45 years ago when we didn't walk on the moon?
Post Date: 2014-07-19 19:01:45 by Jethro Tull
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I was in the Night Owl Cafe on Flatbush Ave drinking beer with a friend who just returned from 'nam.
Clothing line controversy after monkey’s body is matched with African-American boy’s face
Post Date: 2014-07-13 19:10:47 by X-15
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A children's clothing line is coming under fire after a T-shirt featuring a monkey's body was paired with a cardboard cutout showing an African-American boy's face. The controversial combination seen in a photo uploaded to Twitter Wednesday is now creating ire and has prompted a quick defense by the company, Just Add A Kid, which is chalking it up as "a total misunderstanding." Click for Full Text!Poster Comment:LMAO!!!!!!!
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