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extremely hilarious mitch hedberg videos (greatest comedian ever)
Post Date: 2006-07-16 19:30:16 by gengis gandhi
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utffvjVuEYQ&search=mitch%20hedberg http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6029452902646144512&q=mitch+hedberg http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9104976284161819323&q=mitch+hedberg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOnsH29qKzY&search=mitch%20hedberg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXMAi5N0IFI&search=mitch%20hedberg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmv7PgqPSWc&search=mitch%20hedberg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMOV4R8p_s0&search=mitch%20hedberg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u4gEDFKKBs&search=mitch%20hedberg yet MORE here http://www.youtube.com/results?search=mitch+hedberg&searc ...
The Condom Game
Post Date: 2006-07-16 12:42:39 by BTP Holdings
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Check this out. It's a gas. http://viral.lycos.co.uk/games/condomgame.html
How Science Fiction Saved Me From Hell -- I Mean Jr. High
Post Date: 2006-07-15 15:45:28 by YertleTurtle
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When I was in school it wasn't called "middle school" but "jr. high" and it comprised 7th, 8th and 9th grades. When I was a senior in high school the administration put the freshman (9th-graders) in with us, so I assume jr. high then consisted of only the 7th and 8th grades. Why this was done, I really don't know. I doubt this shuffling would have made my difference in my case. Seventh grade was the worst grade I ever experienced, and I can't see how having the 9th graders transferred into high school would have affected me for good or bad. But 7th grade, I guarantee you, affected me, and only for bad. Much to my surprise, I had a pretty good time in 6th grade, ...
Norman the Pug Attempts to Savage my Finger
Post Date: 2006-07-15 08:44:41 by YertleTurtle
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He's a killer, he is.
Take This Job and Shove It
Post Date: 2006-07-14 18:35:05 by christine
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Animal Lovers -- Look Here
Post Date: 2006-07-12 09:45:45 by christine
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Poster Comment:click on the thumbnails to enlarge
London Bombings - The Facts Speak For Themselves
Post Date: 2006-07-10 21:31:00 by rack42
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One year ago, on the morning of July 7th 2005, someone detonated four carefully placed bombs in London. Three exploded on London underground trains within 50 seconds of each other at 8.50 am, the first on the sub-surface eastbound Circle Line, the second on the sub-surface westbound Circle Line, a third on the deep-level underground southbound Piccadilly Line. A fourth bomb exploded almost an hour later at 9.47 am on the upper deck of a double decker bus in Tavistock Square. Fifty two innocent British civilians were killed, many of whom had already become seriously disenchanted with the Blair government as evidenced by the massive voter turnaway from the Labour party in the ...
Coral Snake's Bites of the Week 14 (Illegal Immigration, Neo-Con Shenanigans and the SnookerThon)
Post Date: 2006-07-10 00:37:25 by Coral Snake
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Coral Snake's Bites of the Week 14 (Illegal Immigration, Neo-Con Shenanigans and the SnookerThon) This has been a rather buisy week in politics as well as the SnookerThon that gives the Bites their first father and son award winners Gerofe HW Bush and Georg (Shrubya) Bush, The father for being charged with war crines in Iceland and the son for his continued pandering to the North American Union/Illegal Immigration crowd. Also the SnookerThon and its associated Doug from Upland donation solicitation grift auctions at eBay continue. Remember the KEY and enjoy. Bite One -------------> George W. Bush (AKA Shrub, Shrubbie, Shrubya) Shrubya has come back to his next favorite thing ...
AGE ACTIVATED ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER
Post Date: 2006-07-09 21:40:18 by christine
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Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out ...
"We're Germs, Kid. We're Going to Kill You."
Post Date: 2006-07-09 09:02:39 by YertleTurtle
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One of my friends and I occasionally discuss our perceptions this is not the same country we grew up in. And it's not like we're old fogies; we're not old, or fogies, whatever a fogie is. But it doesn't seem to be that much fun for kids today, compared to when we were out wreaking havoc. We don't see the kids doing the things we used to do -- dirtclod or snowball fights, King-of-the-Hill, wrestling with each other, racing downhill on bikes as fast as possible. A lot of them appear to be inside, addicted to video games. I'm sure that's not such a good thing. Most of the things we did as kids were risky, but risk had a lot to do with making it fun. It was a controlled (and at that age, a ...
Anti-dance book from 1892: From the Ball-Room to Hell
Post Date: 2006-07-06 20:56:15 by Zipporah
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Anti-dance book from 1892: From the Ball-Room to Hell If you are a dancer, beware! Your life is spiraling down into a depraved pit of immorality and degradation. So says T.A. Faulkner, former owner of the Los Angeles Dancing Academy and ex-President of Dancing Masters' Association of the Pacific Coast. The 40-page tract from 1892 is a fun read, mainly for the relish Faulkner takes in describing the carnal urges that get stirred up in people when they dance: She is now in the vile embrace of the Apollo of the evening. Her head rests upon his shoulder, her face is upturned to his, her bare arm is almost around his neck, her partly nude swelling breast heaves tumultuously against his, ...
Missile dysfunction (Comparison of Korea and US Systems)
Post Date: 2006-07-05 23:12:56 by tom007
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Missile dysfunction By Dennis Jett pecial to The Star 06-28-2006 For two countries that are edging toward confrontation, the United States and North Korea have a lot in common. For instance, both have missile systems that don't work. But that's OK, since both have deployed them for political reasons and not military ones. A confrontation is looming because the North Koreans are preparing to test a long range missile, the Taepodong-2, that some say could hit the United States. They have not tested it in eight years, however. And the last time they did, it flew only about 800 miles and failed to go into orbit. Washington is responding to this threat by saying it might shoot the North Korean ...
I'm the King of America
Post Date: 2006-07-05 07:01:55 by YertleTurtle
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I hereby declare myself King of America. And all my new subjects had better take me seriously, otherwise I’ll quit and let the Democrats and Republicans back into power. And no one is his or her right mind wants that, right? Personally, I’d rather get a nice paper-cut on my lip with some lemon juice poured on it. As both the late Catholic anarchist Erik von Kuehnelt-Leddihn, and Hans-Hermann Hoppe, have noted, a constitutional monarchy is far superior to any other form of government (it’s not perfect; it’s just the least of all the evils. No, that’s not true; the least evil would be no State at all, but I serious doubts about that ever happening.) Kuehnelt-Leddihn ...
Mo1 Emerges From the Feeding Chain as new Major SnookerThon Shill
Post Date: 2006-07-05 03:13:38 by Coral Snake
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It would appear that a Freeper named Mo1 is now in charge of shilling for the SnookerThon. This is another one to be watched folks, along with JimRob, Douggie and BobJ of course.
Zipporah, July 5th
Post Date: 2006-07-04 23:59:50 by christine
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What do you know about sex?
Post Date: 2006-07-04 19:51:43 by Zipporah
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For good or evil, The Inquirer's "Carnal Knowledge" column has survived its first year. To commemorate, we're offering a 13-item multiple-choice quiz so you can test your own Carnal Knowledge.
To read the columns this quiz is based on, see the links of links at the right, and another set at the bottom of this page.
1. What does a male honeybee do after he finishes having sex with the queen?
A. He executes a special postcoital "dance."
B. He flies away as quickly as possible so that she won't eat his head.
C. He brags to all his friends.
D. He leaves his penis lodged inside the queen while the rest of his body explodes.
2. Which of the following animals can change ...
The Wannabe Ninjas
Post Date: 2006-07-04 19:38:00 by YertleTurtle
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The time: right about now. The location: these days, just about any place in the United States. The characters: an accountant, a Chevy Cavalier, a poodle, and several police dressed completely in black, just like ninjas in a cheap kung fu film. Wannabe Ninjas: BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! Accountant (getting out of car): What the heck is this? (He looks down and counts all the holes in him.) You idiots just shot me 54 times! I’m not going to survive this, you know! And I’ve got a wife and two young daughters! Head Wannabe Ninja: You’re a drug dealer! Accountant: I am not! I’m an accountant! See the horn-rimmed glasses, the pocket protector and the tidy little mustache? ...
How Kids Can Ruin Your 'Quality Time'
Post Date: 2006-07-04 09:40:37 by BTP Holdings
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You Ruined My Date http://www.zippyvideos.com/7745612754587636/677_50_sms_hires/
Coral Snakes Bites of the Week 13 (Corporatism "Charity" and "Useless Eater" Culling plus SnookerThon Follies at Freeperville.)
Post Date: 2006-07-03 01:51:19 by Coral Snake
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Coral Snakes Bites of the Week 13 (Corporatism "Charity" and "Useless Eater" Culling plus SnookerThon Follies at Freeperville.) This week saw Warren Buffet giving most of his fortune over to Bill Gates of all people to become a part of the IIlluminati Warchest through the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. Look for this cash to be used for various forms of "useless eater" culling and gun control projects at the UN. Also the third quarter SnookerThon is in progress as well as Doug from Upland's continued eBay presence. As always, href="http://freedom4um.com/cgi-bin/homepage.cgi?h=Coral%20Snake">KEY and enjoy. Bite One -------------> Council on ...
Barbie Girl
Post Date: 2006-06-30 16:23:05 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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It's Friday, people---the end of the month---start of a long weekend.Let's party. Any Barbie Girls out there? Any guys who want to be Ken?
Hilarious
Post Date: 2006-06-30 14:14:19 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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Some things are so funny, you can't help being "insensitive"...This poor guy can't even get relief by soliciting comments from the audience.
The Daily Show--The Miami Seven
Post Date: 2006-06-30 01:56:09 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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Jon Stewart skewers the recent bogus "Miami Seven terrorist plot bust" hypeBottom line: don't go to Chicago for the duration....the Feds might detour you to Gitmo...
Police label graffiti on driveway a hate crime
Post Date: 2006-06-28 22:00:47 by Dakmar
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A Sikh family found a pornographic drawing on their driveway Saturday morning. Police have classified the incident as a hate crime. A penis with three testicles that were labeled "3 testi" was drawn with white spray paint. The family believes the third testicle to refer to the knot, or patka, their 15-year-old son wears for religious reasons. A traffic cone was placed at their front door. The incident occurred in the 300 block of North Tomko Way. Valencia High School students had made fun of Angad Chadha because of his religious headdress. "For us it's more than a prank," said his father Arinder Chadha. "It's a prank meant to make fun of the way we look. It ...
never fall asleep in japan
Post Date: 2006-06-28 08:44:50 by gengis gandhi
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http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/178/Never+Fall+Asleep+In+Japan/stream
The Art of Courtly Love
Post Date: 2006-06-26 20:18:22 by YertleTurtle
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The Art of Courtly Love From The Art of Courtly Love by Andreas Capellanus Marriage is no real excuse for not loving. He who is not jealous cannot love. No one can be bound by a double love. It is well known that love is always increasing or decreasing. That which a lover takes against the will of his beloved has no relish. Boys do not love until they reach the age of maturity. When one lover dies, a widowhood of two years is required of the survivor. No one should be deprived of love without the very best of reasons. No one can love unless he is propelled by the persuasion of love. Love is always a stranger in the home of avarice. It is not proper to love any woman whom one ...
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