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Sunday Nite Music Thread
Post Date: 2006-04-09 20:04:36 by Zipporah
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Its that time again.. ;) What is your favorite song?? What is your favorite decade?? Post your song or a link and enjoy! Here are just a few of my many favorites to get ya started!!: Whenever .. Whereever For Your Love Rhiannon Night Moves Garbage: Why do you love me * Love to Love You Baby
Name This TV Episode
Post Date: 2006-04-09 12:54:49 by YertleTurtle
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Name ths famous episode this is from: “It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!”
The Cure for Illegal Immigration
Post Date: 2006-04-08 13:09:36 by YertleTurtle
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Paul Lynde and Hollywood Squares
Post Date: 2006-04-08 11:39:32 by YertleTurtle
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I always enjoyed the late Paul Lynde's humor. Best known for Hollywood Squares, Paul unfortunately suffered from the twin burden of his homosexuality and alcoholism. He died of a heart attack while using amyl nitrate (poppers) during a sexual encounter. It appears the man with him ran out, not bothering to call for help. Here are some of Paul witticisms from The Hollywood Squares. Peter Marshall: If the right part comes along, will George C. Scott do a nude scene? Paul Lynde: You mean he doesn't have the right part? Peter Marshall: Will a goose help warn you if there's an intruder on your property? Paul Lynde: There's no better way! Peter Marshall: In "Alice in Wonderland", ...
Bush Fires The People Responsible for Leaks
Post Date: 2006-04-08 10:32:33 by robin
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It a startling turn around for a White House that avoids dismissing key personnel for any reason whatsoever, Scott McClellan today announced that President Bush had given instructions for the immeadiate termination of the White House Plumbing contract held by established DC firm, Acme Plumbing INC.
McClellan, speaking at this morning`s White House Press briefing stated,. "When President Bush said on June 10 2004 that "anyone found to be responsible for leaks in the White House would be fired" he meant it. This is a War Time President, he makes the tough choices that his role as President demands. For the last 2 years, there has been a smell, no not the stench of hypocrisy, but more of a ...
Coral Snakes Bites of the Week
Post Date: 2006-04-08 06:37:40 by Coral Snake
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This post inaugerates a new feature in my contributions to Freedom4um, Coral Snakes Bites of the Week. This new feature is somewhat modeled after the weekly 10 Dumbest Conservatives list at Democratic Underground and like it employs a graphical "Key" aw well as words to "award" the Bite's recipients with: The Key: Aspartame Covering your ass Depleted uranium Ebola bomb - Genocide Empty suit Farm Tours Gun grabber Scooter's Book - Kiddie Porn Secret society/New World Order member Shrub SnookerThon White persian cat Now that you have seen the key lets preced with this inaugural Week's "awards"> Bite One ------> Dr. Eric Pianka ...
Strip Generator
Post Date: 2006-04-07 22:21:41 by Zipporah
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Create your own comic strip! http://www.stripgenerator.com/
ENVIROMENTAL PROTECTION
Post Date: 2006-04-07 18:40:41 by BTP Holdings
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ENVIROMENTAL PROTECTION A lady from Missoula, Montana who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. She told him what an environmentalist and anti-hunter she was and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great ...
First 4um member to join st911.org?
Post Date: 2006-04-06 02:13:56 by valis
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http://st911.org I am happy to announce to my 4um friends that I have been accepted for associate membership in st911.org. My name should be listed on the website in a few days. I’d like to encourage other 4um 9/11 researchers who may not be presently involved in academia to consider applying for associate membership. Let’s see which possibly overlooked angles we might be able to bring to the table. cheers Wade Aaron Inganamort (aka “valis”)
Coral Snake Song - Grandmother Told Me So (Yes, Its another SnookerThon Song, When Doug from Upland comes up with one of his hits from the 1960's I have to come down with one of mine from the 1860s. ;c).)
Post Date: 2006-04-05 20:23:54 by Coral Snake
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Coral Snake Song - Grandmother Told Me So (Yes, Its another SnookerThon Song, When Doug from Upland comes up with one of his hits from the 1960's I have to come down with one of mine from the 1860s. ;c).)
Original Song by Henry Clay Work (1863)
Update Parody by Coral Snake (2006)
Midi: Grandmother Told Me So
Look under 1861 (The song was actually published in 1863 bit the midis on this site are sometimes posted in the wrong year.)
(Musical Introduction)
(1.)
Oh, SnookerThon success, has been broken,
Though JimRobber tells us no!
Now this time it's looking slow and broken,
Though JimRobber tells us no!
There won't be lots of filthy lucre on ...
Eight Gas-Pump Nozzles Stolen in Detroit
Post Date: 2006-04-05 01:58:04 by Neil McIver
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DETROIT - A gas station on the city's west side had to turn away angry motorists in need of fuel Tuesday morning. After all, it's hard to pump gas without a nozzle. Someone stole all eight nozzles overnight from the pumps at the Citgo station. "We don't know what they would do with them," employee Sani Alsad told the Detroit Free Press. Alsad said he hoped to have the nozzles replaced later Tuesday. Detroit police were investigating. --- Information from: Detroit Free Press, http://www.freep.com
"O" No! Dorismar Gets An "O" Visa!
Post Date: 2006-04-04 22:44:38 by robin
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April 04, 2006 "O" No! Dorismar Gets An "O" Visa! By Rob Sanchez [Recently by Rob Sanchez: Reflections On the Minuteman Project] "O" visas are one of the few guest worker programs that have evaded public debate. Traditionally they have been used for a small number of aliens of "exceptional foreign talent". Typically these visas are granted to aliens who have received internationally recognized awards, such as the Nobel Prize. Unlike the H-1B visa, which employers use to import cheap labor for white-collar jobs, "O" visa recipients must truly be exceptional. But, in an amazing development, an Argentine pin-up girl for ...
Coral Snake Song - Thunderball (Doug from Upland, headed for a Howlin attack and a BANNING for posting Anti Republican posts during the SnookerThon!!!)
Post Date: 2006-04-04 21:42:18 by Coral Snake
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Coral Snake Song - Thunderball (Doug from Upland, headed for a Howlin attack and a BANNING for posting Anti Republican posts during the SnookerThon!!!) Words and music from James Bond Movie theme(1965) Update parody by Coral Snake(2006) Doug from Upland's WHITE PERSIAN KITTY TIME thanks in all probablility to HOWLIN, She can't stand that anti Pubbie talk from ANYONE!!!! Midi: Thunderball (Musical Introduction) Douggie, he's on the thin ice walk. For posting Anti Pubbie talk. During the SnookerThon so he'll fall. He'll be BANNED, at Howlin's call. JimRob, he wants SnookerThon success. So he'll tolerate desent less. Doug from Upland's heading for the wall. He'll be BANNED, at Howin's ...
"Wandering Wanda" Continues To Avoid Capture
Post Date: 2006-04-04 21:13:53 by Zipporah
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NEWPORT, Ky. -- "Wandering Wanda" the wild turkey just doesn't want to get caught. The bird is still on the loose within city limits in this northern Kentucky suburb of Cincinnati despite efforts by net-wielding residents and city officials. ! Newport code enforcement officials have been trying to catch Wandering Wanda -- a name bank workers gave the bird -- for about two months. Code enforcement director Brian Steffen said the city is discouraging residents from helping with the turkey chase, especially after two men went after Wanda with a net in a parking lot and almost caused an accident. PNC Bank employee Marintha Knight said someone else this week tried unsuccessfully to ...
PRESIDENT BUSH'S JOB OUTSOURCED TO INDIA (MY TITLE)
Post Date: 2006-04-04 16:31:31 by aristeides
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Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States will be outsourced to India as of April 15, 2006. The move is being made to save the President's $400,000 yearly salary, and also a record $521 billion in deficit expenditures and related overhead the office has incurred during the last 5 years. "We believe this is a wise move financially. The cost savings should be significant," stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds (R-NY). Reynolds, with the aid of the Government Accountability Office, has studied outsourcing of American jobs extensively. "We cannot expect to remain competitive on the world stage with the current level of cash outlay," Reynolds ...
Ariel Sharon To Star in Jewish "Weekend At Bernies".....OY!
Post Date: 2006-04-04 11:44:16 by gengis gandhi
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Zionist meat puppet and comatose tyrant Ariel Sharon has found a new career despite being in a vegetative state: starring in a new, anti likud, jewish 'Weekend At Bernies: Weekend at Ariels.' Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks will star in supporting roles, in this lighthearted comedy about friends who prop up their deceased leader in hopes of continuing their plot of world domination leading to a luceferian world tyranny. Critics have panned the film.
Poster Comment:i hadn't heard.
Streaker interrupts news broadcast
Post Date: 2006-04-04 01:49:29 by Zipporah
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01:43 PM CDT on Monday, April 3, 2006 http://WFAA.com Staff WFAA-TV The unidentified man ran in front of Bert Lozano's live shot. Also Online Watch an edited version of the report Also Online Watch an edited version of the report TiVo users were busy pressing rewind Sunday night, following Channel 8's 10 o'clock news report on The Colony's wildfires. As WFAA-TV reporter Bert Lozano was describing the dry grass conditions on live television, a naked man ran between the camera and Lozano. The streaker appeared on screen for just slightly more than one second. "He came out of nowhere," Lozano said. "We figured the man was hiding in the bushes and decided to show his ...
Sunday Night Music Thread: Which songs make you happy? Which songs put you in the 'mood'? [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2006-04-02 19:19:09 by Zipporah
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Happy Fun songs: Shiny Happy People Red Red Wine Family Affair* Love Shack What I Like About You Ironic C'mon C'mon Kiss MeM Mood music: Underneath Your Clothes Whenever Whereever Your Body is a Wonderland
Coral Snake Song - Come, Pretty School-Girl! or The Little White Cottage on Evergreen Square (The SNOOKERTHON PROGRESS BAR IS UP for Sixty Eight Thousand Federal Reserve Notes ITS OFFICIAL FOLKS)
Post Date: 2006-04-01 21:18:55 by Coral Snake
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Coral Snake Song - Come, Pretty School-Girl! or The Little White Cottage on Evergreen Square (The SNOOKERTHON PROGRESS BAR IS UP for Sixty Eight Thousand Federal Reserve Notes ITS OFFICIAL FOLKS) Original song by Henry Clay Work (1883) Update-Parody by Coral Snake(2006) Midi: Come Pretty School-Girl or The Little White Cottage on Evergreen Square Look under 1883 The REAL Jim Robinson and "Viking Kitty" (Musical introduction) (1.) The SnookerThon, now at FreeRepublic seen, JimRob's readying, for some more SnookerThon green. But Howlin's three day rat, Will keep it running flat, All the donors are meeting, Jim's white persian cat. (CHORUS) Jimmy Robinson's SnookerThon today; ...
Thought safely dead, a heinous hairdo is creeping back into the limelight. It must be a conspiracy.
Post Date: 2006-04-01 20:46:33 by Zipporah
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When it comes to endless publicity-generating controversy, "The Da Vinci Code" is the Ann Coulter of movies. You have members of the Roman Catholic organization Opus Dei calling the book "a gross distortion and a grave injustice," religious leaders threatening to boycott the film and two authors claiming that "Da Vinci" scribe Dan Brown stole their ideas. Yet somehow, the most alarming question surrounding Ron Howard's forthcoming film has received no press. We're talking about a vast real-life global conspiracy, possibly involving the Vatican and perpetuated by some of the most powerful people in the world. Why is Tom Hanks' character wearing a mullet? It's ...
Travis McGee BANNED AT FREEREPUBLIC for Mentioning COUNCIL ON FOREIGN RELATIONS Behind Illegal Immigrant Amnasty!!! [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2006-03-31 22:47:44 by Coral Snake
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http://www.freerepublic.com/~travismcgee/ This account has been banned or suspended. Okay This was for the "sin" of Travis's mentioning the Council on Foreigh Relations on FreeRepublic. Between all these bannings and Howlin's latest antics the comming SnookerThon is going to be a SuperBUST!!! ;c)
Impeached - Impeach Bush Game
Post Date: 2006-03-31 22:37:21 by BTP Holdings
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Check it out. http://impeachbushgame.com/
Dorset claims world's hottest chilli
Post Date: 2006-03-31 19:48:01 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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A chilli pepper grown in a polytunnel in Dorset has been claimed as the world's hottest. The Dorset Naga is so fiery that when the owners break the skin to remove the seeds to sow for the following year's crop they have to wear gloves and be outside in a strong wind so their eyes don't sting. "It is something I wouldn't eat but some people must like them," said Joy Michaud, who developed the chilli at the Peppers by Post business she runs with her husband Michael at West Bexington. An American laboratory found the chilli to be almost 60 per cent hotter than the one listed in the Guinness Book of Records. The Naga registered a Scoville heat unit of 876,000. The record holder is ...
Signs of 2006.....
Post Date: 2006-03-31 10:02:54 by robin
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Signs of 2006..... < edsdesk > 03/31 06:53:53 YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, ...
One night stands immoral, say 9 in 10 women [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2006-03-30 22:12:31 by Peetie Wheatstraw
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Samantha of Sex and the City, it is fair to say, would not approve. The casual attitude to sexual relations embraced by the most liberated of the characters in the television series turns out not to reflect the views of 21st century women quite as well as widely imagined. Researchers investigating female attitudes to sex and their sexuality were surprised to find that most women have rather more traditional, conservative views on one-night stands than they expected. Around nine out of 10 of those questioned felt casual sex was immoral and that those women who engaged in it were not doing so primarily for pleasure. They said they felt sorry for women who had one-night stands, that they ...
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