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Man forgets wife at gas station
Post Date: 2005-08-08 23:06:18 by robin
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ROME, Italy (Reuters) -- A Macedonian man left his wife at an Italian service station and only realized he had driven off without her six hours later, news agency Ansa said. The couple, who were travelling with their 4-year-old daughter, pulled over for petrol in the coastal city of Pesaro as they were heading back to their home to Germany. After filling the tank, the husband drove away -- without noticing that his 30-year-old wife, originally from Georgia, had got out of the car to go to the toilet. The woman, who had no money or documents with her, contacted the police who eventually traced her husband to Milan, some 340 km (210 miles) north of Pesaro, Ansa said. The husband told ...
Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.?
Post Date: 2005-08-08 11:07:31 by Esso
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Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't ...
Inmate sues after biting into fingertip in jail (vegetarian) meal
Post Date: 2005-08-07 21:55:00 by Zipporah
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A Florida food packager that lists “convenience at your fingertips” as one of its top qualities has been sued by a California prison inmate who says that he bit into a real human fingertip when he consumed one of the company’s vegetarian meals. The company, G.A. Food Services, said in a letter to Pelican Bay State Prison that the ¾-inch fingertip accidentally had been sliced off the right middle finger of one of its workers when the employee was cleaning a filling machine on the frozen entree assembly line on July 14, 2004. The department manager mistakenly thought all flesh had been flushed from the machine, the letter said. When workers couldn’t find the ...
Cops: Man Invents Story to Make Wife Leave
Post Date: 2005-08-07 21:47:29 by Zipporah
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A man made up a story about killing a hitchhiker and burying the body in the woods in an effort to persuade his wife to leave him, authorities said. Teddy Claire Akin, 28, of Ocala, was charged Tuesday with making a false report and petit theft. He was being held without bail. Akin's wife, Felicia, called the Marion County Sheriff's Office Monday to report that her husband had told her that he killed a hitchhiker, authorities said. Akin told investigators he had picked up the hitchhiker, who wanted a ride to Tampa. He said he hit the man in the neck, causing him to gasp and make a gurgling sound, when the two got into an argument over how far Akin would drive him, authorities said. Akin ...
Man pays speeding ticket with 12,000 pennies
Post Date: 2005-08-07 21:44:28 by Zipporah
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MOORHEAD, Minn. (AP) - A man ticketed for speeding thought he'd get even by paying his fine with 12,000 pennies. But the judge had the final word by making him wait for the change to be counted. "If the person is mad at the cop, why take it out on court administration?" said Clay County District Judge John Pearson. "They're punishing the wrong people." Rather than count the small garbage can full of pennies by hand, Court Administrator Jan Cosette took them to the bank, where they were put in a counting machine. She returned with $120 in cash and some extra pennies, which were given to the Seattle man, who waited in the courthouse. He was cited for driving 70 mph in a ...
Vegan Vixens bite beef eaters
Post Date: 2005-08-06 21:48:04 by Zipporah
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CARROT lovers have never seen anything like them. The fastidious and hitherto not glamorous world of strict vegetarianism has been transformed into the sexiest story on American television. Meet the Vegan Vixens, a group of scantily clad California models and actresses who have joined forces to titillate, tantalise and ultimately transform the beef-loving American male and his traditional dependence on a diet of burgers, steaks and ribs. After years of listening to somnolent vegetarians drearily denouncing the horrors of the slaughterhouse and promoting the virtues of cabbage, an aspiring actress with the improbable name of Sky Valencia felt the vegan message — of total abstinence ...
Massive US recruitment of Indian nurses - the new wave
Post Date: 2005-08-06 17:18:42 by boonie rat
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Massive US recruitment of Indian nurses - the new wave Babu Ghanta Aug. 5, 2005 It is a new trend that will miniscule all other trends seen before. The overseas placement agencies claim that there is an estimated shortage of nearly 2.5 lakh nurses in hospitals across the US and hence they are now wooing qualified Indian nurses to relocate to the land of the greenback. The nurses can make $5000 per month and up. There are companies that bring in Indian nurses with green card. The aging baby boomers of America provide the bonanza of jobs for the Indian nurse. According to sources this is just the tip of the iceberg. The actual wave in 2010 will be so big that no one really can imagine ...
Gillette Earnings up on sales of vibrating Venus Razor..hmm
Post Date: 2005-08-04 14:42:00 by gengis gandhi
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Gillette Earnings up on sales of vibrating Venus Razor..hmm no, i don't have a link. I caught this on cnbc this morning...some female reporter with a twinkle in her eye reporting that 'gilletes earning are up on sales of its new Venus Vibrating Razor' I can't believe it took em this long to figure it out. if it was be, I'd be making everything vibrate...vibrating soap, shampoo containers, whatever the fuck you can sell, you can sell more of if you put a vibrator in it. If they new what the hell they were doing, they would make a rounded, curvy cell phone with variable vibrating feature in pastel colors for women. there's your million dollar idea, baby.
IT'S STRIPPARAOKE!
Post Date: 2005-08-04 12:06:19 by Mr Nuke Buzzcut
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IT'S STRIPPARAOKE!Investigating Portland's not-quite-exposed fusion of lounge pastimes. BY BRANDON HARTLEY bhartley at wweek.com It's 1 am, and I'm on a smoke-filled stage wearing a stranger's bra. I have to work in the morning, but instead of getting some much-needed shut-eye, I'm spitting out the words to Guns N' Roses' "Sweet Child o' Mine." After botching an old James Brown move, I fall on my ass. Not missing a beat, a dancer drops to her knees and grinds her crotch against my leg. If only Mrs. Patterson, my old Sunday-school teacher, could see me now. P-town has long been known as a haven for strip clubs and aspiring drunk lounge singers. But that pairing is kicked up a ...
Bookmarks & Homepages Active
Post Date: 2005-07-31 04:23:44 by Neil McIver
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Bookmarks and Home pages are now active. To create a bookmark, go to the bottom of an article. You'll find a "Bookmark" link there next to the "Post Comment" and "Private Reply" links. Click it and it will save your bookmark. You may install your home page through the setup page. An additional setup nav button is there for the home page. Right now you can also review and delete bookmarks through that same page. I might break that off onto it's own page, but we'll see. I'm not sure how often people will be deleting bookmarks and if it's a rare occurance, I may leave it as is. You can see the bookmarks and home pages of others by clicking on their screen name ...
Gallery urges visitors to strip
Post Date: 2005-07-30 18:11:32 by robin
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Gallery urges visitors to strip Hundreds of people stripped off - but most kept at least something onA prestigious Vienna art gallery has encouraged art-lovers to strip off, letting naked or scantily-clad visitors in for free. The Leopold Museum hosted hundreds of skin-baring sightseers to mark the launch of The Naked Truth, an exhibition of early 1900s erotic art. "We find a naked body every bit as beautiful as a clothed one," museum founder Elisabeth Leopold said. The exhibition in the Austrian capital hosts artworks by Klimt and Schiele. The gallery's commercial director, Peter Weinhaeupl, said he wanted to help people cool off in heat that hit the mid-30s Celsius (mid-90s ...
The Wannabe Ninjas
Post Date: 2005-07-30 10:44:03 by YertleTurtle
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The time: right about now. The location: these days, just about any place in the United States. The characters: an accountant, a Chevy Cavalier, a poodle, and several police dressed completely in black, just like ninjas in a cheap kung fu film. Wannabe Ninjas: BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! Accountant (getting out of car): What the heck is this? (He looks down and counts all the holes in him.) You idiots just shot me 54 times! I'm not going to survive this, you know! And I've got a wife and two young daughters! Head Wannabe Ninja: You're a drug dealer! Accountant: I am not! I'm an accountant! See the horn-rimmed glasses, the pocket protector and the tidy little mustache? You've got the wrong ...
Total Eclipse of the Heart
Post Date: 2005-07-29 14:41:12 by NOLAJBS
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Watch and listen to "Total Eclipse of the Heart" with a kitchenette drum section!
Museum to Let Naked People in Free
Post Date: 2005-07-29 12:28:27 by Mr Nuke Buzzcut
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Museum to Let Naked People in Free By WILLIAM J. KOLE The Associated Press Friday, July 29, 2005; 8:25 AM VIENNA, Austria -- Vienna's prestigious Leopold Museum is usually a pretty buttoned-down place, but on Friday, some of the nudes in its marble galleries were for real. Scores of naked or scantily clad people wandered the museum, lured by an offer of free entry to "The Naked Truth," a new exhibition of early 1900s erotic art, if they showed up wearing just a swimsuit _ or nothing at all. With a midsummer heat wave sweeping much of Europe, pushing temperatures into the mid-90s Fahrenheit in Vienna, the normally staid museum decided that making the most of its cool, ...
Cops Find Nude Man Looking for Gump's Home
Post Date: 2005-07-27 15:13:54 by Dakmar
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LITTLEVILLE, Ala. - A 26-year-old vagrant was charged with indecent exposure after police found him standing naked in a cornfield chewing on a cob near a country club. "He said he wanted to see the house where Forrest Gump lived," said Police Chief William Nale. Gump is the fictional character in a novel by Alabama author Winston Groom that became a hit movie. The Littleville police chief declined to release the man's name Tuesday but said his family lives in Michigan and he had been in a California institution earlier this year. After his arrest, the man was taken for a mental evaluation. He was spotted Monday morning near twin Pines Country Club. "He was standing in a ...
Lone Ranger tells Silver
Post Date: 2005-07-27 14:28:08 by 1776
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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blond woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blond enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits ...
Man of the House (joke)
Post Date: 2005-07-26 18:57:29 by christine
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The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "The f**king funeral director would be my guess?!"
Word of the Day
Post Date: 2005-07-26 11:22:32 by Mr Nuke Buzzcut
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ABSQUATULATETo make off, decamp, or abscond. The 1830s-a period of great vigour and expansiveness in the US-was also a decade of inventiveness in language, featuring a fashion for word play, obscure abbreviations, fanciful coinages, and puns. Only a few inventions of that period have survived to our times, such as sockdologer, skedaddle and hornswoggle. Among those that haven't lasted the distance were blustrification (the action of celebrating boisterously), goshbustified (excessively pleased and gratified), and dumfungled (used up). Absquatulate has had a good run and is still to be found in modern American dictionaries. It was common enough that it became one of the favourite ...
Ancient phallus unearthed in cave
Post Date: 2005-07-25 23:30:29 by Mr Nuke Buzzcut
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Ancient phallus unearthed in cave By Jonathan Amos BBC News science reporter It may also have been used to knap, or split, flints A sculpted and polished phallus found in a German cave is among the earliest representations of male sexuality ever uncovered, researchers say. The 20cm-long, 3cm-wide stone object, which is dated to be about 28,000 years old, was buried in the famous Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm in the Swabian Jura. The prehistoric "tool" was reassembled from 14 fragments of siltstone. Its life size suggests it may well have been used as a sex aid by its Ice Age makers, scientists report. "In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it ...
Word of the Day
Post Date: 2005-07-25 15:23:08 by Mr Nuke Buzzcut
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SKIMMINGTONA noisy procession intended to bring ridicule on an erring husband or wife. In English towns this was a common way to express moral outrage at the actions of a member of a married couple, perhaps because the man was a wife-beater or the woman an adulterer. An important part of it was noise. Francis Grose described the way of it in his Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue in 1796: "Saucepans, frying-pans, poker and tongs, marrow-bones and cleavers, bulls horns, etc. beaten upon and sounded in ludicrous processions". So crucial was this element that another name for the custom was rough music; yet another was ran-tanning, probably an echoic phrase. Effigies of the guilty ...
Speaking of anti-depressants...
Post Date: 2005-07-24 22:16:08 by toddbrendanfahey
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Becky Saunders in a Tizzy to Censor Discussion of New Torture Revelations
Post Date: 2005-07-24 19:32:04 by crack monkey
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Looks like the Bots are really scared. They're pulling out all the stops to keep people from seeing, or even discussion, the new torture information, i.e., the new photos and tapes soon to be released under the FOIA action. I take this attempt at raw censorship to be an admission that: (1) the allegations made in the "Sodomizing Children for Freedom" article are probably true and (2) the bots don't have much of a response to the allegations. Don't take my word for it, judge for yourself. Here's the link: Becky Whines in the Biker Bar
Eight Days in July (Frank Rich Lays out the whole Plame scandal)
Post Date: 2005-07-24 16:24:39 by Mekons4
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PRESIDENT BUSH'S new Supreme Court nominee was a historic first after all: the first to be announced on TV dead center in prime time, smack in the cross hairs of "I Want to Be a Hilton." It was also one of the hastiest court announcements in memory, abruptly sprung a week ahead of the White House's original timetable. The agenda of this rushed showmanship - to change the subject in Washington - could not have been more naked. But the president would have had to nominate Bill Clinton to change this subject. When a conspiracy is unraveling, and it's every liar and his lawyer for themselves, the story takes on a momentum of its own. When the conspiracy is, at its heart, about the ...
Visual World Peace
Post Date: 2005-07-24 12:42:53 by toddbrendanfahey
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Are Jew-Obsessors Really Globalist Agents Sent to Taint the Resistance and Make it Radioactive to the Mainstream?
Post Date: 2005-07-24 12:30:25 by Arator
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Just thinking out loud...
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