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Best comeback line ever...
Post Date: 2013-10-17 01:56:25 by christine
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Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous. Recently, a female sheriff's deputy arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white male, who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a field at night. The next day, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public intoxication. The suspect explained that he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop. 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles, or at least I thought there was no one around,' he stated. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to ...
Raindrops
Post Date: 2013-10-13 10:30:06 by christine
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Poster Comment:In celebration of the rain we got last night! Finally....
ODE to Shoonra
Post Date: 2013-10-11 05:39:26 by noone222
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The Two Kinds of Women Who Hate Turtle
Post Date: 2013-10-06 08:32:51 by Turtle
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Turtle has noticed for years there are two kinds of women who hate him. The first are overweight, unattractive, unpleasant, not very bright - and not married. Even if the lost weight they would not have nice faces or bodies. The second time are scrawny, over the hill (which they try to hide with makeup and clothes), unpleasant, not very bright - and divorced. Apparently what they all have in common are men problems. Of course, being unattractive, unpleasant, and not very bright will do that to a woman. Turtle has never understood why they happen to focus on him.
A Fire I Can't Put Out
Post Date: 2013-10-03 21:17:21 by Lod
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Here's to us...
Post Date: 2013-09-28 06:32:03 by Esso
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Pa. haunted house puts underwear on 'naked event'
Post Date: 2013-09-27 22:30:25 by X-15
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SINKING SPRING, Pa. — Naked and scared has turned into semi-clothed and kind of spooked. In southeastern Pennsylvania, a Halloween attraction's heavily publicized plan to allow guests to go through one of its haunted houses in the buff was revised Thursday amid opposition from local officials. Shocktoberfest, a popular seasonal attraction outside Reading, promoted the "Naked and Scared Challenge" as a way for thrill-seekers 18 and over to "expose" their fears and phobias by wandering through a haunted house completely nude. But owner Pat Konopelski said officials in nearby Spring Township and Sinking Spring borough told him they weren't comfortable with ...
♥♫DEBORAH - JON ANDERSON & VANGELIS♥♫
Post Date: 2013-09-27 19:47:34 by James Deffenbach
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The Perfect Woman
Post Date: 2013-09-27 19:36:42 by James Deffenbach
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Dr. Phil's Test 1
Post Date: 2013-09-23 20:14:04 by christine
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www.slideshare.net/naraya...al/dr-phil-test-1-1660715 Click for Full Text!Poster Comment:I scored 50.
Meltdown in Washington: Obama Reported Sedated Following Emotional Breakdown
Post Date: 2013-09-21 20:57:42 by X-15
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Late this afternoon White House insiders leaked information stating the president has suffered a mental breakdown and is presently resting and under a doctors care. This afternoon the National Report received three calls on our nationwide hot tip line (206) 222-1975. Two of the three callers are insiders known to the National Report to be reliable confidential informants. The caller unknown to this publication is a low level employee who could only state that there was some kind of a medical emergency involving President Obama. The other two callers known to us are both support personnel within the Obama administration. Both confirmed this week has been a political disaster for the ...
Once You've Loved Somebody
Post Date: 2013-09-21 18:49:09 by Lod
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A REAL woman is a man's best friend
Post Date: 2013-09-20 15:04:08 by X-15
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A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No wait...Sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit. Never mind. Poster ...
Putin on the ritz
Post Date: 2013-09-20 10:54:12 by X-15
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Strobe Illusion....
Post Date: 2013-09-18 13:12:57 by X-15
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Are you ready to hallucinate? Your vision will distort and things around you will appear to shrink and expand! neave.com/strobe/
I built a backyard "bunker", what do you think about it??
Post Date: 2013-09-18 00:47:48 by X-15
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I'm rockin' the AR-15 and the Confederate battle-flag, are you with me??!!??!! ((don't hate me because I'm pretty!!))
If you could bring back one extinct animal species, what would it be?
Post Date: 2013-09-17 23:58:09 by X-15
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Giant Irish Elk? Woolly mammoth?? Sabre-toothed cat?? Passenger pigeon??? Other???
Putin-Obama Chess
Post Date: 2013-09-16 21:49:27 by christine
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Inappropriate Folgers Commercial
Post Date: 2013-09-15 23:28:03 by X-15
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The Winner Takes It All
Post Date: 2013-09-15 00:33:24 by James Deffenbach
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I Hate Cats
Post Date: 2013-09-12 09:16:57 by Turtle
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Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, Purr, purr, purr.
Chinese ‘paranormalist’ arrested for exorcising a ‘haunted vagina’ with his penis
Post Date: 2013-09-11 16:16:46 by Jethro Tull
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Chinese ‘paranormalist’ arrested for exorcising a ‘haunted vagina’ with his penisBy Barry Duke – September 9, 2013Posted in: Charlatans, General barminess, Hinduism, You Couldn't Make It Up A MAN who claimed he could could use his penis to rid a woman of ghosts that had taken up residence in her vagina, was arrested in China after performing the “sexorcism” for which he charged $3,000. Huang Jianjun was arrested in the Guangdong Province after he convinced A Xin that he could remove evil spirits from her vagina by having sexual intercourse. A day later, Xin reported the incident to the police, and Jianjun was promptly arrested.The victim allegedly came ...
Daddy's Home!
Post Date: 2013-09-08 17:07:42 by Turtle
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Words Don't Come Easy
Post Date: 2013-09-07 20:57:48 by James Deffenbach
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Chinese Sex
Post Date: 2013-09-06 00:50:50 by X-15
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While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his #=#* covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I’ve got bad news for you, you’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here in the US, we know very little about it.” The man looks a little perplexed and ...
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