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Epic Jedi Knight
Post Date: 2013-11-12 09:50:47 by Turtle
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Russian Man Nails Testicles To Street To Protest The Police State
Post Date: 2013-11-11 17:29:45 by Jethro Tull
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Russian Man Nails Testicles To Street To Protest The Police State 16 hours ago | International, Politics | Posted by Kristin Tate November 11, 2013 // Some people dislike the police state more than others. Russian artist Pyotr Pavlensky really dislikes the police state. On Sunday, Pavlensky stripped naked and nailed his testicles to a Red Square cobblestone to protest the Kremlin’s crackdown on political rights. His stunt took place on Russia’s annual holiday, “Police Day.” The artist, who is from Saint Petersburg, said on Grani.ru that he was attempting to draw attention to Russia’s growing “police state.” Well, he certainly drew ...
Spiders on drugs
Post Date: 2013-11-09 11:25:21 by X-15
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Jethro Tull
Post Date: 2013-11-08 09:09:57 by christine
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Poster Comment:Happy Birthday* :)
The Brillunce of Turtle
Post Date: 2013-11-07 10:39:58 by Turtle
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Actually it's the brilliance of YouTube and the internet. The security light came on on my 1999 Chevy Lumina. The mechanics I called quoted right at $300 (and the dealer $500) to fix the problem, which was changing the lock cylinder (which I can do but never have done). When I checked on YouTube a bunch of guys said no, no, no, cut the orange wire under the dash (which goes to that crappy Vehicle Anti-Theft system), solder in enough resistors to match the resistor in the key, and you're done. So I did it and the light went out. The car runs fine. Cost: $10 for a 500 multipack of resistors, $5 for solder. I already had a $30 multimeter to test resistance and a cigarette lighter ...
Meet Mr. Balls, Brazil’s Disturbing New Testicular Cancer Mascot
Post Date: 2013-11-01 19:04:43 by Jethro Tull
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Meet Mr. Balls, Brazil’s Disturbing New Testicular Cancer Mascot Posted by Jeff Cormier on Thursday, October 24, 2013 · Leave a Comment A Brazilian testicular cancer awareness group has created a mascot for the cause that is beyond disturbing. Say hello to Mr. Balls, or “Senhor Testiculo”, the wide-eyed, dual-toothed, rosy-cheeked, mole-sporting scrotum that will cause a lifetime of nightmares for anyone who lays eyes on him. The little curly hairs are an especially nice touch. [NY Daily News]
Turtle's Favorite Joke
Post Date: 2013-10-31 14:32:24 by Turtle
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I want my country back songs
Post Date: 2013-10-30 18:42:11 by Jethro Tull
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Poster Comment:Catch the rifle hanging over the fireplace.
Backlash over Beijing police tips for women drivers
Post Date: 2013-10-30 18:19:45 by Dakmar
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BEIJING: Don’t wear high heels while driving. Make sure you release the handbrake before setting off. And don’t panic if you suddenly realise you’re going the wrong way. Those are some of the suggestions given by the Beijing police department to women drivers in a series of microblog postings that have sparked a backlash among Chinese Internet users who say the tips are sexually discriminatory. “Some women drivers lack a sense of direction, and while driving a car, they often hesitate and are indecisive about which road they should take,” reads one of the suggestions, posted on the police department’s official microblog late Tuesday. Women drivers, the ...
What Men Want: Condoms That Fit
Post Date: 2013-10-30 16:57:46 by X-15
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Many men want more condom sizes, new research suggests. When offered more than the usual range of options, many men seek a more customized fit, according to a study published in July in the journal Sexual Health. Only about 1 in 7 men go with the standard sizes offered in the United States. However, one of the study co-authors is the CEO of the company that sold the condoms, and the study was based on the first 1,000 men who bought the company's condoms on the Internet, so it may be hard to draw conclusions about the preferences of the general population. Range of sizes Even so, a recent study found that the average penis size is about 5.56 inches (14.12 centimeters), but there is ...
(Halloween) Drive Thru Skeleton Driver Prank
Post Date: 2013-10-29 11:51:52 by X-15
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Poster Comment:Funny!!
Looking For Space
Post Date: 2013-10-27 02:11:36 by Esso
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Sad Songs
Post Date: 2013-10-20 22:19:09 by Esso
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Humor: "Don't Worry Ben, I Got This!"
Post Date: 2013-10-19 09:27:04 by Horse
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Be Somebody
Post Date: 2013-10-18 23:43:04 by Armadillo
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Poster Comment:We all wanna be somebody, we just need a taste of who we are. We all wanna be somebody, we’re willing to go but not that far. ...
Best comeback line ever...
Post Date: 2013-10-17 01:56:25 by christine
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Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous. Recently, a female sheriff's deputy arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white male, who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a field at night. The next day, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public intoxication. The suspect explained that he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop. 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles, or at least I thought there was no one around,' he stated. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to ...
Raindrops
Post Date: 2013-10-13 10:30:06 by christine
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Poster Comment:In celebration of the rain we got last night! Finally....
ODE to Shoonra
Post Date: 2013-10-11 05:39:26 by noone222
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The Two Kinds of Women Who Hate Turtle
Post Date: 2013-10-06 08:32:51 by Turtle
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Turtle has noticed for years there are two kinds of women who hate him. The first are overweight, unattractive, unpleasant, not very bright - and not married. Even if the lost weight they would not have nice faces or bodies. The second time are scrawny, over the hill (which they try to hide with makeup and clothes), unpleasant, not very bright - and divorced. Apparently what they all have in common are men problems. Of course, being unattractive, unpleasant, and not very bright will do that to a woman. Turtle has never understood why they happen to focus on him.
A Fire I Can't Put Out
Post Date: 2013-10-03 21:17:21 by Lod
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Here's to us...
Post Date: 2013-09-28 06:32:03 by Esso
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Pa. haunted house puts underwear on 'naked event'
Post Date: 2013-09-27 22:30:25 by X-15
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SINKING SPRING, Pa. — Naked and scared has turned into semi-clothed and kind of spooked. In southeastern Pennsylvania, a Halloween attraction's heavily publicized plan to allow guests to go through one of its haunted houses in the buff was revised Thursday amid opposition from local officials. Shocktoberfest, a popular seasonal attraction outside Reading, promoted the "Naked and Scared Challenge" as a way for thrill-seekers 18 and over to "expose" their fears and phobias by wandering through a haunted house completely nude. But owner Pat Konopelski said officials in nearby Spring Township and Sinking Spring borough told him they weren't comfortable with ...
♥♫DEBORAH - JON ANDERSON & VANGELIS♥♫
Post Date: 2013-09-27 19:47:34 by James Deffenbach
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The Perfect Woman
Post Date: 2013-09-27 19:36:42 by James Deffenbach
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