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Dr. Phil's Test 1
Post Date: 2013-09-23 20:14:04 by christine
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www.slideshare.net/naraya...al/dr-phil-test-1-1660715 Click for Full Text!Poster Comment:I scored 50.
Meltdown in Washington: Obama Reported Sedated Following Emotional Breakdown
Post Date: 2013-09-21 20:57:42 by X-15
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Late this afternoon White House insiders leaked information stating the president has suffered a mental breakdown and is presently resting and under a doctors care. This afternoon the National Report received three calls on our nationwide hot tip line (206) 222-1975. Two of the three callers are insiders known to the National Report to be reliable confidential informants. The caller unknown to this publication is a low level employee who could only state that there was some kind of a medical emergency involving President Obama. The other two callers known to us are both support personnel within the Obama administration. Both confirmed this week has been a political disaster for the ...
Once You've Loved Somebody
Post Date: 2013-09-21 18:49:09 by Lod
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A REAL woman is a man's best friend
Post Date: 2013-09-20 15:04:08 by X-15
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A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No wait...Sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit. Never mind. Poster ...
Putin on the ritz
Post Date: 2013-09-20 10:54:12 by X-15
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Strobe Illusion....
Post Date: 2013-09-18 13:12:57 by X-15
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Are you ready to hallucinate? Your vision will distort and things around you will appear to shrink and expand! neave.com/strobe/
I built a backyard "bunker", what do you think about it??
Post Date: 2013-09-18 00:47:48 by X-15
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I'm rockin' the AR-15 and the Confederate battle-flag, are you with me??!!??!! ((don't hate me because I'm pretty!!))
If you could bring back one extinct animal species, what would it be?
Post Date: 2013-09-17 23:58:09 by X-15
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Giant Irish Elk? Woolly mammoth?? Sabre-toothed cat?? Passenger pigeon??? Other???
Putin-Obama Chess
Post Date: 2013-09-16 21:49:27 by christine
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Inappropriate Folgers Commercial
Post Date: 2013-09-15 23:28:03 by X-15
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The Winner Takes It All
Post Date: 2013-09-15 00:33:24 by James Deffenbach
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I Hate Cats
Post Date: 2013-09-12 09:16:57 by Turtle
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Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, Purr, purr, purr.
Chinese ‘paranormalist’ arrested for exorcising a ‘haunted vagina’ with his penis
Post Date: 2013-09-11 16:16:46 by Jethro Tull
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Chinese ‘paranormalist’ arrested for exorcising a ‘haunted vagina’ with his penisBy Barry Duke – September 9, 2013Posted in: Charlatans, General barminess, Hinduism, You Couldn't Make It Up A MAN who claimed he could could use his penis to rid a woman of ghosts that had taken up residence in her vagina, was arrested in China after performing the “sexorcism” for which he charged $3,000. Huang Jianjun was arrested in the Guangdong Province after he convinced A Xin that he could remove evil spirits from her vagina by having sexual intercourse. A day later, Xin reported the incident to the police, and Jianjun was promptly arrested.The victim allegedly came ...
Daddy's Home!
Post Date: 2013-09-08 17:07:42 by Turtle
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Words Don't Come Easy
Post Date: 2013-09-07 20:57:48 by James Deffenbach
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Chinese Sex
Post Date: 2013-09-06 00:50:50 by X-15
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While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his #=#* covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I’ve got bad news for you, you’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here in the US, we know very little about it.” The man looks a little perplexed and ...
A baby seal climbs up on a boat and gets comfortable
Post Date: 2013-09-04 13:13:30 by christine
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Best of Craigslist - Modesto, California
Post Date: 2013-09-03 21:55:58 by X-15
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Drunk girl on my lawn - m4w There I was, just yesterday, I can remember it so clearly. I woke up around 2 AM to take a nice fat leak when I noticed your squeeky giggle outside of my window. I looked out my window half naked as an odd mix of shock, disgust, pity and blush washed over me. Not only were you a stunning redhead just a little shorter then me with, what looked like, a curtain and drapery matching combo, but you were also taking a dump and piss on my lawn at the same time. For that I have to give you props, I don't think I've ever achieved that level of toilet mastery. I immediately came out to see if you were alright or needed a ride home, seeing as this town isn't ...
Texas Board of Education Revises Textbooks: Slaves were ‘Unpaid Interns’
Post Date: 2013-09-02 18:50:16 by X-15
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DALLAS — The Texas Board of Education has drawn scrutiny in recent years for its efforts to revise its curriculum to favor more conservative-friendly versions of history and science. After revising textbooks last year to emphasize Christian influences on the Founding Fathers and introduce Intelligent Design to biology classes, the Board voted nine to zero today to change official nomenclature regarding slavery. In Texas, students will now be taught that slaves were not kidnapped and exploited against their will, but were actually “unpaid interns.” “While African workers were not compensated monetarily,” the new curriculum guidelines acknowledge, “by working ...
Capitol Steps - Ten Pills and You're Fine
Post Date: 2013-09-02 11:30:53 by Horse
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You can't save me.
Post Date: 2013-09-01 22:36:59 by Armadillo
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Poster Comment:Not the most uplifting song, nice video though. I sold my soul Just so I could feel paid I broke my heart So I couldn't feel pain I lost my faith 'Coz I can't justify the wait I've got no hope That's only for losers and fakes Fuck your money Fuck your fame Fuck my life I'll walk away Fuck our love Fuck I'm sorry for anything i've ever done You can’t save me You better give yourself to someone else Fading, I’m just fallin' into my condition Faded, you better put your time in somethin’ else Save me, but don’t worry about it now Better save your-fucking-self Try just a little, understand what I'm telling you I'm not ...
Fool Hearted Memory
Post Date: 2013-08-31 20:04:03 by James Deffenbach
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Daily humor
Post Date: 2013-08-31 19:36:20 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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Mexican and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal
Men Teaching Classes for Women at The Adult Learning Center
Post Date: 2013-08-29 07:02:37 by Jethro Tull
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Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETEDBy Sun, June 26, 2011 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down,or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a ...
Sexy Motorcycle Wash Fail
Post Date: 2013-08-27 23:23:38 by farmfriend
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