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A funny for you
Post Date: 2013-03-17 17:13:08 by James Deffenbach
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A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive! "The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away...the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato. "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead. "Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away! " says the Redhead. "No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads! " "OK " says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the ...
Feds Spend $1.5 Million to Study Why Lesbians Are Fat
Post Date: 2013-03-15 21:58:36 by Original_Intent
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(CNSNews.com) – The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has awarded $1.5 million to study biological and social factors for why “three-quarters” of lesbians are obese and why gay males are not, calling it an issue of “high public-health significance." Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston, Mass., has received two grants administered by NIH’s Eunice Kennedy Shriver National Institute of Child Health and Human Development (NICHD) to study the relationship between sexual orientation and obesity. “Obesity is one of the most critical public health issues affecting the U.S. today,” the description of the grant reads. “Racial and ...
Life of Brian - " I want to have babies" Scene
Post Date: 2013-03-10 20:20:41 by James Deffenbach
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Report: Chinese Third-Graders Falling Behind U.S. High School Students in Math, Science
Post Date: 2013-03-09 01:23:31 by Original_Intent
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Report: Chinese Third-Graders Falling Behind U.S. High School Students in Math, ScienceNews • high school • ISSUE 49•09 • Feb 27, 2013 Experts say the average Chinese third-grader is now, alarmingly, barely able to compete with a U.S. high school senior. 47.9K2.3K340CHESTNUT HILL, MA—According to an alarming new report published Wednesday by the International Association for the Evaluation of Educational Achievement, third-graders in China are beginning to lag behind U.S. high school students in math and science.The study, based on exam scores from thousands of students in 63 participating countries, confirmed that in mathematical and scientific ...
(V-word) billboards stir controversy on University of Cincinnati campus - Students hope to combat social inequalities
Post Date: 2013-03-07 22:07:16 by Dakmar
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CINCINNATI - Temporary billboards being placed on the University of Cincinnati campus are causing controversy among students. Twelve billboard-sized photographs of vaginas will be placed outside McMicken Hall Thursday and Friday by the UC LCBTQ Alliance and UC Feminists. The student groups say the "Re-Envisioning the Female Body" project is their way of countering an abortion protest that happened on campus last year. (NOTE GRAPHIC CONTENT: To find out more about the project, you can visit their Facebook page .) The groups say The Genocide Project compared abortion and a woman's choice to the holocaust, Kendall Herold with WCPO reported. "Our hope for this project is ...
I Just Ate My Last Hostess Cupcake
Post Date: 2013-03-05 18:58:19 by Hmmmmm
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Poster Comment:I thought someone would be making them by now. hmmmm they seem to last forever.
Best You'll Do Tonight
Post Date: 2013-03-03 19:27:27 by James Deffenbach
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The Recent Unemployment Report Explained
Post Date: 2013-02-28 17:52:32 by Southern Style
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The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else... So how can over 873,000 people come off the unemployment line when there were only a little over 114,000 jobs created?Luckily, a transcript of a conversation between two eminent economists was found discussing this very question! Here we go, the recent unemployment report explained … COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America. ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 7.8%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that's 14.7%. COSTELLO: You just said 7.8%. ABBOTT: 7.8% Unemployed. COSTELLO: Right ...
The Broker Joke
Post Date: 2013-02-26 20:40:41 by Esso
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A stock broker tells his client about an investment he wants the client to make in an oilfield company. The client is interested, so they make a site visit. They stop at the edge of the property and view the oilfield. Just then a cow walks in front of them. The broker drops his pants and screws the cow. When he finishes, he looks at the client and says "Your turn". The client drops his pants, bends over...
Super Mario Rapping Ridin' Dirty
Post Date: 2013-02-20 23:14:18 by James Deffenbach
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Lost Without Your Love
Post Date: 2013-02-20 20:49:47 by James Deffenbach
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2012 Stella Awards
Post Date: 2013-02-19 10:36:16 by christine
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For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-yr-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico , where she purchased coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know the kind of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy. * SEVENTH PLACE * Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a ...
Obama Talks Off Record With Press on Flight Home
Post Date: 2013-02-19 04:12:52 by noone222
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President Obama has returned to Washington, from his solo vacation. He finally talked with the press on the ride back. Via the pool report: AF1 wheels down Andrews at 7:45pm. POTUS came back to have a 10-minute off the record talk with pool at the end of the flight. Reggie Love departed AF1 soon after POTUS, apparently a guest for the weekend. Marine One wheels up 7:55 pm Poster Comment:This nigger is so far from being someone that I would ever obey because I haven't got one iota of respect for this son of a bitch.
THE CHI-LITES - A LETTER TO MYSELF
Post Date: 2013-02-18 20:04:58 by James Deffenbach
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Simply Irrestible
Post Date: 2013-02-15 18:37:12 by Lod
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Poster Comment:Further visual documentation of the validity of this video is welcomed.
Happy St. Valentine's Day to the Women of Freedom4um!!
Post Date: 2013-02-14 12:30:12 by X-15
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The modern St. Valentine's Day celebrations are said to have been derived from both ancient Christian and Roman tradition. As per one legend, the holiday has originated from the ancient Roman festival of Lupercalis/Lupercalia, a fertility celebration that used to observed annually on February 15. But the rise of Christianity in Europe saw many pagan holidays being renamed for and dedicated to the early Christian martyrs. Lupercalia was no exception. In 496 AD, Pope Gelasius turned Lupercalia into a Christian feast day and set its observance a day earlier, on February 14. He proclaimed February 14 to be the feast day in honor of Saint Valentine, a Roman martyr who lived in the 3rd ...
Hot Coffee
Post Date: 2013-02-13 11:42:00 by farmfriend
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Hot Coffee Gotta love those grandkids. I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?". Without skipping a beat she said, "It's President's Day!". She's smart, so I asked her "What does President's Day mean?". I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc. She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of B. S." You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.
Pilot or ????
Post Date: 2013-02-12 22:04:24 by X-15
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An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I ...
CIA vs FBI vs LAPD
Post Date: 2013-02-12 21:50:00 by X-15
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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten ...
State of the Union Blarney
Post Date: 2013-02-12 17:07:32 by Lod
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Does anyone here have the stomach to watch and report what his kenyanness has to say about his further destruction of the republic may be? Thanks.
This is my last post here, Please delete my account [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2013-02-09 19:03:36 by Itistoolate
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"We are Preparing for Massive Civil War," Says DHS Informant Published on May 6, 2012 Apr 24, 2012 by alisonserr The government has declared it can lock anyone up forever or kill them without any proof or due process. DHS has placed an order for 450 million rounds of Hollow Point ammo. Obama can now declare martial law during peace time. I think that just about says it all. "We are Preparing for Massive Civil War," Says DHS Informant "If you don't fight for your rights, they don't exist. Our constitution doesn't mean a damn thing if we the people don't stand up for it." Or just go back to sleep. Maybe we'll get adjoining cells one ...
Banned Skittles Commercial
Post Date: 2013-02-04 21:56:07 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I honestly don't know if this is a real commercial or not.
How to Piss Off a Frog
Post Date: 2013-02-03 11:56:14 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:He's lucky it wasn't a snapping turtle.
The Evolution of Dance, Dance, Dance!
Post Date: 2013-02-02 22:18:11 by Turtle
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